Farming For Commies - Barry Goldman

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The last song for my first EP of 50/90! Already got my first album now this big silly rock EP is done! Don't think about this one too hard peeps. Once upon a time it was on a sun missed farm, there was a overall girl meaning no harm She looked at the corn and was all ears, until she found her Uncle's worst fears Down the clearing in a Kansas path, there was Fidel Castro in a yellow red bath The girl said hey I don't like you, and he said well what are you gonna do So she took the 12 gauge which came with birth, like meeting her family and Aunt Mirth It was her 2nd birthday she got a chain gun, and she shot cows from trails for fun By now the farmer girl was sick of this guy, she said watch this and reach for the sky So he did and tore down the entire day, so he did and opened the stars to play She said I have the board but no pieces, he said I have the aches but no feces It's all blocked up there, I had too many Dorito chips and accidentally ate a hair She knows from those long black locks, they go down to her socks She eats something and it's in her mouth, she shampoos good so it tastes good enough He says why do you have that hair, she said so someone cares Who will care about long hair when you aren't at some damn circus fair? She said did you say I'm a circus geek? I will not accept that from a Commie freak Now she used the C word, it's no good to say verbal turds Like do you want to speak so bad, when you're in front of Mommy and Dad She said sorry and meant nothing at all, it was a bluff from the farmer's wall Where bugs laid next to the plaque, it said this is real in fact The ten rules of the farmer land #1. Farm #2. Be alarmed #3. Eat corn #4. Goat's have horns #5. We hate Communists #6. We use Com-Cast #7. We take long baths #8. Kurt Cobain's veins #9. My doctor says I have back pains #10. Sorry is a big lie my girl