Sam Yorty (with Noah Suarez-Sikes) No Gods No Mayors podcast

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Greetings, municipality fans! This one starts out funny but ends up sad – much like the career of our guy here. Behold: The Oaf's Lament. Municipal meeting minutes include: Riley’s face sand table, oaf credentials, why is this pamphlet chained up?, the dusty pediment at the Kennedy School, the mayor has two bodies, the jeans runner, accidental discharge, and the municipal soul. Join our Patreon for just 5 bucks a month and get double the mayors!…

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PREVIEW: Francis Suarez 11:11

11 days ago11:11

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Greetings, citizens! This week, we cover Miami's "Bitcoin Mayor," Mr. "How Can I Help?" himself, Francis Suarez. This is a bonus episode! You can slot exactly 1 MiamiCoin into the podcast machine* in order to receive this episode. (* - 5 dollars into nogodsnomayors.com )

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Randall Weddle 1:02:44

18 days ago1:02:44

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Greeting quadropods! This week on the free episode, we talk about TWO medium large mayors: The “WhatsApp Mayor” of Bom Jardin Brazil, Lidiane Leite da Silva, and the long-promised London Kentucky’s Randall Weddle (Mr. Pedophile Parade Himself) biography. Municipal meeting minutes include: A Minneapolis Hello, Apostolic Roundup, The subsidized Girlboss and the cucked landlord, the Heptapod Mayor, The Sash of Lórien, and Quit hogging the four top or I’ll call the goons! Come see Mattie at The Bell House on May 9! (thank you to bsky user persephone for the beautiful episode art)…

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PREVIEW: Fiorello La Guardia (with Calvin Kasulke) 10:57

25 days ago10:57

10:57

This week, we cover possibly the best mayor the podcast, nay, the world has ever seen? Municipal meeting minutes include: Choose your Columbo, a bowling ball I hate, Hepatitis B(eef), Selling Teddy Roosevelt some boots with your shirt off, stroking a firefighter’s cheekbone, Ominous Noises, mAyOr3, and municipal Itchy and Scratchy. This is an episode from the Mayoral Benevolent Feed – subscribe and get two extra mayors a month for just 5 bucks! Come see Mattie (and Calvin!) on tour in Chicago (tonight!) Minneapolis (tomorrow!) and Brooklyn (May 9!)…

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Carter Harrison III 1:10:07

5 weeks ago1:10:07

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This week on the free feed: A guy who loves to have his wives die, and also to go to Europe. Municipal meeting minutes include: Bakingmore Cookieland, The Uncle’s Price, Eric Adams: Unhobbled, getting sucked off by a Rockefeller, Go Chasers!, My two-year election beard, My wife may be dead but it's Herring season, The big hole where all the Guiteaus crawl out of, and “Ambassador to France Achieved” Minneapolis, Chicago, Brooklyn: Come see Mattie on tour! Oh, here's Hammfist D. Metafiore from Fuck City .…

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PREVIEW: Nayib Bukele 10:20

6 weeks ago10:20

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This week we’re talking about Salvadoran Pete Campbell and also [no spoilers for Nova’s theory], Nayib Bukele, who you might know from the news as being Comprador Hitler. Municipal meeting minutes include: We talk about the popcorn man finally, a less funny coup as well, EldestSon_finalFINAL.docx, I ❤️ N, my brother Grima Wormtongue, and an end to the nephew killing. Join the Mayoral Benevolent Fund to listen to the whole thing!…

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William Armacost (with Julian Feeld) 1:24:44

7 weeks ago1:24:44

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Alright, citizens! Grab a fresh bushel of lavender and take a big sniff. We go Sequimming with QAA’s Julien Feeld! Municipal meeting minutes include: chomo parade update, mayorotic asphyxiation, the 128th annual Miss Irrigation, save our squim, portlandia for being a fascist, coughing with the mayor, the year of kindness, Mike Pence II, RT for mole children awareness, and Maoist standard Grandpa. Get in, we’re libbing out! Join the Mayoral Benevolent Fund for more mayors! Come see Mattie on tour in Chicago and Minneapolis!…

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PREVIEW: Kwame Kilpatrick with Joe Kassabian 10:19

8 weeks ago10:19

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Greetings, local residents! We’re joined this week by Lions Lead by Donkeys' and Detroiter Joe Kassabian, to talk about actual mayor and area man Kwame Kilpatrick. Head on over to the Patreon to hear the full ep. And if you're in Chicago or Minneapolis, come see Mattie on tour!

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Tiffany Henyard 1:07:45

9 weeks ago1:07:45

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Many of you wrote in about this mayor, named the worst in America, and she definitely needed her own episode. How lucky that she was next in the order! Municipal meeting minutes include: We talk about the Coens again, the order sings its song, a moistened town, the fungal mayor, the cop king rolling at me very slowly, illegal truck parties, Eurotripzcarraldo, the magical musical, Rick Owens charity bike ride, the soul of a podcaster, and seeing without seeing. Hey do you live in the American midwest (Chicago or Minneapolis)? Come see Mattie on tour!…

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PREVIEW: Mega Municipal Roundup 9:33

10 weeks ago9:33

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For the bonus episode this week, we check in with a bunch of past guests and also a very drunken Floridian. Listen to the whole thing over on the mayoral benevolent feed at Nogodsnomayors.com ! City hall meeting minutes include: Getting uncle-chopped in Fiume, “reading an indictment” voice, No mailbox formed against me shall prosper, the medium is weird for the message, graphing all Italians, New York City & the City, @funeralHijacker, No Gods No Mayors Some Contempt of Court Act, What if an imaginary piano fell on Gavin Newsom (also imaginary)…

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Gabriele D'Annunzio. 1:11:25

11 weeks ago1:11:25

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Join us this week for a particularly blasphemous episode, just in time for lent! Mayor November takes us on a historical tour of the little fascist statelet that wasn't, R̶i̶j̶e̶k̶a̶ Fiume C̶r̶o̶a̶t̶i̶a̶ Italy and its very normal guy leader, Gabriele D'Annunzio. Municipal meeting minutes include: The tragedy of mayorship, Posting (forum), Pathologically shirtless killing machines, Eating a little cake on a toilet, Italian master chief (tummy hort), Some sensational way out of the situation, The city that keeps running out of flowers, Reformation III, Inventing a new kind of Egypt, and L’uomo della Musica. Like the show? Head to our Patreon and get double the mayors.…

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PREVIEW: Marvin Rees 4:16

12 weeks ago4:16

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We're joined by the People Just Do Something podcast and The Bristol Cable 's Isaac Kneebone-Hopkins to talk about the mayor so thin-skinned and bad at it that nobody was ever allowed to be mayor again. Municipal meeting minutes include: Eric Adams in Magneto prison, Borgiawatch dot blogspot dot com, structural forces day, mayors love slides, some libel, the Birdman of Bristol, the West of England Wing, fitting a horse through the eye of a needle, the Premier Inn operator, If mayors ruled the world, You can’t abolish me, I quit! This is a BONUS EPISODE. Listen to the whole thing, and get double the mayors, on our Patreon !…

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Etienne Cabet 1:18:40

13 weeks ago1:18:40

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First as France, and then again as France. For some reason in this one Mayor Mattie takes us to 19th-century France and then also Louisiana, Texas, Illinois, Missouri, Iowa, and California. That's right, we've plunged into one of her special interests! Municipal meeting minutes include: learning how to drive barefoot from a guy with a soulpatch, Croatian Goodfellas, scheming mayors chat, headlight fluid clinics, posting is praxis, dogs of remarkable size and strength, the chore wheel at New Jerusalem, the most prepared group of people in human history, and the wrongest breakfast ever served. Check out our Patreon for more mayor action! And if you like zany separatists why not pre-order Mattie's new book!…

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PREVIEW: Leonis C. Malburg 7:52

14 weeks ago7:52

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November's in the mayor's seat for this one, a tragic tale of one Basque gentleman founding a beautiful utopia under a freeway and on top of a rail yard, where any business could dispose as many animal corpses and batteries as they wanted. Until the world decided that the beautiful Malburg family was too pure for this Earth. Join us on the Patreon to hear the whole thing, and get double the mayors every month!…

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Rodrigo Borgia (with Patrick Wyman) 1:24:54

15 weeks ago1:24:54