Avengers: Infinity War Movie Breakdown Part 2 Ep. 74

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Join us in part 2 of our 74th episode as we explore the lives or deaths of some freshly infinity gauntlet fisted heroes in Avengers: Infinity Wars. We give a detailed look at how Tony Stark(Robert Downy Jr.) comes up with new beard patterns using advanced algorithms and how to profit from damage control of his premonition of Thanos played by the tombstone mustache Josh Brolin fisting half the world and abducting everyone’s daughter in the process .Although we don’t know how people have kids in the MCU when it seems the heroes that like each other are either not sure of having sex each other or physically can’t have sex with each other. Whether it’s because they have a giant hulk member, your a living AI, saving your virginity, or you just have low T. We can assume other than Stan Lee, no other old man in Marvel is getting much action in the MCU. As pepper annoys the crap out of him and he’s telling her that he added nanno technology to his pathetic sperm and he still doesn’t want to have a kid with her, it merely grosses him out in his dreams turning them to nightmares at the though of her pregnant. We also tap in to his weird relationship with spider-man as a giant sub plot to plow his Aunt. Speaking of Spider-Man (Tom Holland), he once again gets pulled away from his Filipino high school to deal with some Russo Brothers marinara swirling italian greasy shaky cam in his route to becoming an avenchi de italiano. Meanwhile Bruce Banner(Mark Ruffalo) has the type of Hulk constipation that only Wong’s type of food can release. Once again Dr. Strange(Benedict Cumberbatch) has his dong on Wong’s wong and just like the bored and boring hologramic sorcerer magicians they are , their argument is over who can be more petty over money. Black Panther(Chadwick Boseman) uses the nanite technology to show his junk off to the other hero’s while still looking like a grown man in a cat suit. Captain America(Chris Evans) is still the greatest man alive, and makes us all proud to be Americans. All this and more slightly sexual unnecessary overtones are used to try and defeat the creepy uncle Thanos and stop infinity glove from fisting each and every one of them to paper machete. Can you turn a dwarf into a giant dwarf and he’ll still be equally handicapped? Turns out you can. Thor is trying to piece his life together after he realizes his white trash father consisting of an oppressive father, forgetful mother, genderless brother (Loki), and heroine selling black british friend are dead. Quill is realizing he is a still a fat white man with no self-esteem no matter how many home gym systems and ket diets he uses. Oh yeah and guardians of the galaxy are in it. All this and more in our ridiculously detailed breakdown. Go back and listen to our Part 1 episode which includes our conclusion to the XXXtentacion legacy, as well as our breakdown of Black Panther(Ep.73). Our completed series Macaulay Culkin Home Alone (Ep. 71 and 72). Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31, 70), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68,73). Hit us up on facebook and twitter with how you feel about Avengers: Infinity Wars or if Stan Lee also personally convinced you that you would still be interested in Marvel 19 movies later.