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In our 53rd episode, we follow the syphilitic pirate Jack Sparrow( Johnny Depp ) as he meanders from town to town infecting young women, swindling old friends, and getting back his damn boat in Curse of the Black Pearl. Disney drew up some questionable plot motivations for Pirates and Elizabeth (Keira Knightley) was the brunt of it. Who cares about Turner ( Orlando Bloom ) or Will. Listen as we break down, brutally joke on, and parody the movie's plot and the characters, as well as give each of our scores out of 10. Hopefully you'll laugh or will be healthily offended. Listen to the first release in our Pirates of the Caribbean series where we talk about the new movie Dead Men Tell No Tales (Ep. 52). Subscribe and be sure check out all our previous episodes on all the movies in Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU(Ep.1-14) movie series'. Hit us up with how you feel about Curse of the Black Pearl or if you just want to sail the seven seas like a scumbag.
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