31 March 2015

Radio Ravenclaw

Good Morning, Tower!

It’s Tuesday, March 31st and you’re listening to The Fresh Pot of Coffee on WWRVN Radio Ravenclaw.

OWLS AND NEWTS are due today! Knit like the wind! SOAR!

You can do it and we completely believe in you! check in here with your exciting updates, but only if you have time!

MARCH CLASSES are due - if you have had Real Life smack you upside the crochet hooks, please, please, please inform Head of House OneNeedleKnittingright this instant so she can get you excused from March classes and maintain your Sorting priority!

We here at the station would like to compliment the young person who delivered our order of take out food last night and affirm that yes, indeed, it holds over very well for breakfast.

It’s still March, which means it’s still snowing here at the station. Of course it’s snowing. It’s March. Certain neighbors of the station might choose to move south. Yes, they might.

We’re delighted to let you know that the Common Room is the site for a Grand Weaving In Ends Party all day here on the last day of term! get out those tapestry needles and join in the fun!

Let’s see if we can get a judgement call from Hreow of the All Points Bulletin Team - Hreow, would you say that it’s better points-wise to hand in that Small Item Made While Waiting Around Today as a Detention or as a seventh class?

Also, last day of the month, please let us all know what you wind up having for “Cheesy Grapefruit Surprise1” tonight! Reply right here and there will not be a prize - lots of fame, though. We give out lots of fame!

We’re going to start the day off right with some mellow music to go with your java - one of the greatest jazz wizards of any age -

He’s Thelonious Monk.

I’m GazeboGal

And you’re listening to Radio Ravenclaw on the Wizarding Wireless Network.

Prepare for the battle of the lineages! IsisOnEarth has thrown down the gauntlet. How will the other founding members of their lineages react? What form will this challenge take? Who will come out on top?

Lineage leaders, please PM your sigils to OmeletsMom for next term’s adoption ceremony.

http://www.ravelry.com/discuss/the-tower/3101471/30001-30025#30025

In the Common Room, a discussion of the development of the writing system used by Turkish and the adoption of surnames by the Turkish people led to a discussion of naming conventions, and what happens when cultures collide. Also, the TSA. Which made LMNOP think of a joke...

She was thinking about saving it for May the 4th, but the opportunity has presented itself so…..::drum roll::

What do you get when Ella Fitzgerald marries Darth Vader?

Ella Vader!

This has been Laughter with LMNOP.

Up next: a taste of the Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin. Make sure to show some R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

One final thought before we go off air from CathyCake:

Felinification causes catatonia.

Thank you for listening to WWRVN, Radio Ravenclaw