Do The Math For 2017 The Newlyweds podcast

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Dallas Penn and CS are still newlyweds and still podcasting, despite all evidence to the contrary. And they're back at it with all kinds of the ridiculousness that you've come to expect with vegetarian hermaphroditic sex dolls, flat world-ers, the resistance and the ongoing struggle that is being human. ALSO: We are living in the cover up, and it's the cover up that always catches up with you. So stop arguing with your partner and just agree. Featuring Ready for the World, Fleetwood Mac, Tribe, Tupac, Cardi B and Janelle Monae. Trrriiiiillllllllllllllll!…

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NW Random Pod #1 8:02

7 years ago8:02

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NW Random Pod #1 by with Dallas Penn & Chocolate Snowflake

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Pirate Radio Podcast 51:21

8 years ago51:21

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CS and Dallas are back at it again despite neo-Nazis, hurricanes and presidential ineptitude. On the discussion docket is displacement and related gastrointestinal distresses. DP talks about his new year and his new diet. Plus: What you need to prepare for the apocalypse.

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Wings Need Feathers and Rappers Need Insurance 46:25

8 years ago46:25

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Dallas Penn and CS are not talking about Charlottesville or white supremacists or natural disasters or anything else we've all been talking about. No, we're talking about social media, rapper's insurance and melanin deficiencies. We apologize in advance for CS' jacked-up microphone; we were late with the payroll 'cause of coupons and it went on strike. Also, do your fried wings have feathers? If not, you ain't ordering from the right spot.…

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Hi Haters, We Off Hiatus 55:54

8 years ago55:54

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It's been a long time and we should not have left you. But we're glad you left the door unlocked so we could slip back in and make ourselves at home. INTERNETS, WE MISSED YOU. Shouts to Ricardo, one of many friends of the podcast who helped us get back on our feet and avoid further light year delays.…

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Are You Finnish, Or Are You Done? 47:18

8 years ago47:18

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The Newlyweds Podcast is talking about time passing and Finnish grandmas getting lit. It's all here, along with grooming tips for spring from your favorite newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS. ALSO: Is Facebook normalizing preverts?

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The Bridge is Over 40:29

8 years ago40:29

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Aaaaaannnnddddd we're back! Still newlyweds Dallas Penn & CS jump into the conversational fray feet first, through an Atlanta freeway onto a flaming lawn chair, then tuck and roll into presidential politics, finishing with a flourish of the usual shenanigans. PERFECT 10, or so we hope. Basically, DP says something crazy, and CS keeps him from hitting his head. Same old, same old, new old, better new, still new, newlyweds. For life. Glad y'all are still here, cause we are too.…

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Negritude 44:25

8 years ago44:25

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In this week's episode, CS and Dallas Penn discuss all the media they've been consuming over the past weeks from the small screen to the big. ALSO: a smorgasbord of music!

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Petty Penalties 50:08

8 years ago50:08

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Join Dallas Penn and CS in a wide-ranging discussion covering the intricacies of whyte record-keeping, which leads to shortages in garlic, amongst other social ills. Plus, in-depth coverage of Trump Bowl, Lady Gaga, big game cuisine, and the second installment of Ask The Newlyweds #PettyPenalties. Stay warm Internets!…

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Saint Ides of March 43:25

8 years ago43:25

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Goofy talk from your favorite pair of ever-newlyweds, Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake (that's CS to you). Sometime life just doesn't make sense. Also: From mangender to mangenda. how the feminist movement has succeeded and failed.

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Happy Birthday MLK 43:02

8 years ago43:02

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In this inauguration week, CS and Dallas Penn celebrate the spirit of singularly great American. Turns out Dr. King's dream of a nation that lives up to it's founding is about to be fulfilled. Are you ready? As long as you and bae share the same toilet paper philosophy, you should be fine. Plus: When is corn not corn? Dallas makes his case for some unsavory definitions.…

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Do the Math for 2017 42:58

8 years ago42:58

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It's the New Year and your favorite newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS, are adding it all up so you don't have to. From orbiting in outer space to tipping your waiter, turns out it all comes down to slavery. So give thanks to the ancestors -- we're talking to you America -- and keep your receipts. ALSO: What is more "lit" than "lit"? and De La Soul is in the building.…

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Au Revoir 2016 54:42

8 years ago54:42

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In this, their annual year-end episode, everyone's favorite newlyweds Dallas Penn and CS rummage through the end and the beginning, self-care goals, new year wishes, making your partner happy, and, of course, the usual nonsensicals. Also, CS tries really hard to make an un-funny joke funny. Happy New Year Internets!…

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Newlyweds Episode 54: Giving Thanks As Always 47:06

8 years ago47:06

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Internets, 'tis the season for giving thanks and the first people we need to thank are y'all! You inspire us and motivate us to keep on with the keep on. This week CS & DP detail their Thanksgiving adventures (which you can also experience on The Newlyweds Podcast FB and IG), discuss the demise of El Commandante and ask the question, is Brandy really a Lady of Soul?…

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Newlyweds Episode 53: The Hangover 31:50

9 years ago31:50

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Well, we did that. CS and DP dissect the post-Trump-election environment and offer their usual #SorryNotSorry analysis. As always, an eclectic, wide-ranging discussion (with music to match) on everything from neo-liberalism to what's "real" slang. PLUS: Dallas' heartfelt thank you to his people.

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Newylweds Episode 52: Nuthin' 2 Lose 45:50

9 years ago45:50

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Man, if everything is rigged, then what do you have to lose? The game has already been played. CS and Dallas Penn call in all the receipts on the usual pop culture shenanigans, from the rigged game of Candy Crush to a Tracy Chapman vs Bob Dylan Nobel Prize smack down. Also, do you have any of The Unemployables in your family? Musical Plus: Losers Lounge Prince Tribute and Big Baby DRAM…

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Newlyweds Episode 51: Milestone Magic 53:53

9 years ago53:53

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The Newlyweds celebrate their 51st episode with a misinformed conversation about Haiti, more presidential politricks including some magical pussy, and an appreciation of Solange's latest album, A Seat At The Table. Plus: CS wants to know what should be next on her reading list, while Dallas Penn asks the internets for some musical next next .…

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Newlyweds Episode 50: Bulletproof Love 39:06

9 years ago39:06

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Who would play you in the TV show of your life? DP and CS contemplate the wonders of married life, who would play them on TV, and expressing gratitude for the treasures of every day. ALSO: Luke Cage for the win, a real crack baby, and the manhandling of Lester Holt. Plus, Princess Lulu makes an appearance.…

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Newlyweds Episode 49: The Empire Strikes Black 42:06

9 years ago42:06

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You asked for more and we brought it! CS and DP go in on presidential politics, the graves of our ancestors, and how to be older without getting old. Hint, meditation and motivation are key. ALSO: CS gains a newfound appreciation for all things Star Wars and DP advises R&B artists not to die.

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Newlyweds Episode 48: Cry Freedom 42:07

9 years ago42:07

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Back with another transmission from The Newlyweds Podcast headquarters, Dallas Penn and CS talk about everything you're thinking but not saying out loud. Accompanied by an extra funky soundtrack, your intrepid newlyweds attempt to make sense of this crazy world. Please don't try this alone. ALSO: Naked podcasting. It's a thing.…

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Newlyweds Episode 47: Whitey on the Moon 38:35

9 years ago38:35

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DP and CS ruminate on various tidbits from the past week, including what it might mean to be white. Then CS tells a story that doesn't have a punch line involving her 7th grade science teacher, the Pledge of Allegiance and Lisa Stansfield. Also: Action figures vs Dolls and the beauty that is Queen Sugar…

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Newlyweds Episode 46: Swound Care LLC 34:44

9 years ago34:44

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When times are tough, Swound Care LLC can heal what ails you, courtesy of The Newlyweds Podcast. We swear, it's better than 'Tussin. Also: Tigallerro rocks, taking a Chance, Anita Baker, black lady magic and what are you binge watching?

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Newlyweds Episode 45: Panda-monium 39:18

9 years ago39:18

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UPDATE: technical difficulties fixed!! Steph Curry will not block our blessings. Now back to our original programming....Dallas Penn & CS return to the airwaves with a salute to Muhammad Ali and their usual let's-talk-about-everything-and-the-kitchen-sink discourse. CS bemoans NBA Broadcast widowhood, while Dallas attempts to record a podcast and watch the game at the same time. ALSO: Can someone please explain what the hell Desiigner is talking about?…

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Newlyweds Episode 44: A Real Mother For Ya' 37:22

9 years ago37:22

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It's The Newlyweds Podcast Post-Mother's Day tribute episode. 'Cause we were spending actual time with our mothers on Mother's Day. Also: Dallas thinks white people don't write songs about their mothers. Wait 'til Father's Day...

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Newlyweds Episode 43: Rest in Prince 40:50

9 years ago40:50

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You know what to do. Put on some purple and press play.

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The Newlyweds Episode 42: Verbal Canoodling 40:45

9 years ago40:45

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What would you do if someone sat in your lap on the subway? DP tells an outrageous tale of some unexpected one-on-one during his morning commute. Meanwhile, CS is convinced that there's a Trump conspiracy to put HRC in the White House. PLUS: The Brothers Johnson, long distance loving, and is it possible to be too provocative?…

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The Newlyweds Episode 41: First World Problems 35:01

9 years ago35:01

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CS and Dallas Penn attempt to identify what exactly defines third world vs first world problems, breakdown current election cycle politics and the proliferation of Starbucks. Plus: paying it forward in a material world and doggie health care.

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The Newlyweds Episode 40: Meet The Boskowskis: Friends and Lovers 1:11:04

9 years ago1:11:04

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Casimir Nozkowski, one third of the iNternets Celebrities and his partner/friend/wife/love Hannah Bos, an actress and comedienne in her own right, join Dallas and CS for brunch and conversation. We sing, we don't dance, and we talk about the pleasures of working with someone you trust. Also: What ever happened to Gloria Loring and Carl Anderson?…

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The Newlyweds Episode 39: Don't Get Zeked 33:28

9 years ago33:28

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CS and Dallas continue their discussion of the Flint water crisis, plus the dangers of migrant mosquitoes, various refugees and, of course, Ralph Lauren Polo. Also: music from Stephanie Mills and Maxwell - just how old are you?

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The Newlyweds Episode 38: Dabbing, Drizzling and Clean Water for Drinking 36:17

9 years ago36:17

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What does Cam Newton, a weekend snow blizzard and government malfeasance all have in common? The Newlyweds Podcast! Featuring Dallas Penn and CS for 30 minutes of slightly informed opinionating and some great music.

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The Newlyweds Episode 37: Tea & Converse Live w/ Tyron Perryman 2:23:51

9 years ago2:23:51

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Our first ever special guest/host episode of The Newlyweds Podcast where we turn the feed over to our fried Tyron Perryman. Tyron, aka @tyrondeharlem, was kind enough to invite Dallas Penn and CS to a live broadcast of his podcast Tea & Converse. It was a great night, full of stories and laughter, good music and cool people. We hope you enjoy.…

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The Newlyweds Episode 36: Happy New Year, Happy New You 1:01:50

9 years ago1:01:50

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It's our first podcast of the New Year! CS and Dallas welcome audio engineer extraordinaire Jonathan Mena and his wife Vienney to the New Year Newlyweds to drop of some knowledge on keeping the romance alive. Also: trash talk, New York City style.

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The Newlyweds Episode 35: Christmas Karaoke Spectacular Extravaganza 59:41

9 years ago59:41

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CS and Dallas Penn sing-a-long to some of their favorite Christmas music in The Newlyweds Podcast first ever holiday edition. And we're celebrating our engagement anniversary. And yes, we're off tune as usual. Join us!

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The Newlyweds Episode 34: Saturday Night A'ight 40:00

9 years ago40:00

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Pumped up after an classically epic Saturday date night, CS and Dallas Penn discuss an incredibly broad range of topics, from #blacklivesmatter to burlesque to the genius that is Michael Jackson. Also, CS works out her nerves about The Newlyweds first live appearance at Tea & Converse!

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The Newlyweds Episode 33: Thanks and Giving 31:41

9 years ago31:41

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CS and Dallas Penn reflect on their holiday experience, occasional annual traditions and being together.

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The Newlyweds Episode 32: Occasional Annual Traditions 33:07

9 years ago33:07

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Dallas Penn and CS give thanks for all their podcast listeners, especially those who recognize them IRL. Plus: Reverse sneaker deaccessioning, Thanksgiving traditions, and troublesome mascots. Happy Eating Y'all!

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The Newlyweds Episode 31: Maxin' and Relaxin' 30:21

10 years ago30:21

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Dallas Penn & CS share their recent adventures in California and at Spa Castle Premiere, the midtown branch of the famed Queens NY spa. Alas, neither trip was without some hiccups. Plus: eating well, boiled meats, unsavory spas and DP as fashion designer.

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The Newlyweds Episode 30: We Still Hear Though 35:37

10 years ago35:37

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We're baaaaaaaaaack! CS and DP return to the virtual broadcast booth, bringing with them all the serious nonsense you didn't even know you missed. As usual, we're covering the bases from health to wealth and everything in between. Also: We have a new theme song for you to sing along.

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The Newlyweds Episode 29: Newlyweds Gonna Work It Out 25:15

10 years ago25:15

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CS and Dallas Penn debut a potential new podcast theme song, produced by listener named DU Beats. Also: James Blake, babies and birthdays.

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The Newlyweds Episode 28: Grilled Meats 34:44

10 years ago34:44

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Dallas Penn is feeling a kind of way about grilling vegetables, but CS draws the line at 3 a.m. discussions about BBQs vs cookouts. Is there a difference between the two? Is it ever okay to put bbq sauce on a vegetable? Let us know on Twitter @Newlyweds_Pdcast, plus: Aretha Franklin, daydreaming, Monday Night Football and the end of summer.…

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The Newlyweds Episode 27: Make It New Forever 30:12

10 years ago30:12

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CS and Dallas Penn are making it last through rape jokes (not okay), white supremacy (also not okay), and date nights (definitely okay). Also: invisible DJs, the VMAs, Labor Day Parade and the movie Dope.

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The Newlyweds Episode 26: Feeling Like Healing 32:24

10 years ago32:24

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Dallas Penn and CS are back from a vegan health retreat in the great state of Texas and are feeling good! Plus: baby-faced racists, Serena Williams, and finding your purpose.

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The Newlyweds Episode 25: Intellectual Insectual 35:11

10 years ago35:11

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As Dallas continues to recover from his zombie foot, he and CS battle fat flies, house centipedes and other monster insects seeking refuge in their apartment from the summer heat. Also: binge watching Netflix, salad days, and siren songs. And as always #blacklivesmatter. Rest In Power Sean Price.

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The Newlyweds Episode 24: I Love You, And Yet... 39:11

10 years ago39:11

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How do you manage difficulties in your relationship? Diabetes Dallas and Chocolate Snowflake sweat it out as they discuss some health-related bumps in the road, zombie foot meats, and the elastic nature of love. Also: The New York Times Modern Love column on how relationships survive, Ant Man, and the enduring appeal of "pulpo."…

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The Newlyweds Episode 23: Anniversary Spectacular Awards Show Gala 47:06

10 years ago47:06

47:06

What do you think one year of marriage looks like? Dallas Penn and CS are making it up as they go along and so far, it's so good. Plus: DP still has his foot.

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The Newlyweds Episode 7: Age Ain't Nuthin' But A Number 35:11

10 years ago35:11

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Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake discuss Kanye, Tyga, brain development and the age difference between a "real" relationship and a creepy one. Also featuring Max the Wonder Dog. Sponsored by Szechuan Delight. Mmm mmm, szechuany deliciousness.

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The Newlyweds Episode 6: Formerly Single People 30:42

10 years ago30:42

30:42

Chocolate Snowflake finds some old love letters from Dallas Penn and can't figure out how they ended up married. It must have been the pheromones. Also, DP offers his theory on Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman, the legacy of southern lynchings and cannibalism. What are you watching internets?

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The Newlyweds Episode 5: People Watching People 33:57

10 years ago33:57

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The Newlyweds podcast is Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake, a married couple and song and dance team, speaking on current events, general news and relationship issues. Talk to us at www.facebook.com/TheNewlyweds

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The Newlyweds Episode 4: Black History Month 30:10

10 years ago30:10

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The Newlyweds podcast is Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake, a married couple and song and dance team, speaking on current events, general news and relationship issues.

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The Newlyweds Episode 3: I Don't Mind 34:55

10 years ago34:55

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The Newlyweds podcast is Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake, a married couple and song and dance team, speaking on current events, general news and relationship issues

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The Newlyweds Episode 2: Solid As A Rock 29:28

10 years ago29:28

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The Newlyweds podcast is Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake, a married couple and song and dance team, speaking on current events, general news and relationship issues

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The Newlyweds Episode 1: Dishes and Slavery 28:47

10 years ago28:47

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The Newlyweds podcast is Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake, a married couple and song and dance team, speaking on current events, general news and relationship issues

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The Newlyweds Episode 22: When It All Falls Down 38:53

10 years ago38:53

38:53

The Newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS are back, after several weeks of more sickness than health. But they made it through, and are here to tell you the tale. Also, the counter revolution of 1776, defining freedom, and helmets as the new black.

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The Newlyweds Episode 21: Because... White People 36:06

10 years ago36:06

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There's tons of fun this summer in New York City - free concerts, dance parties, museums and more - and your favorite #newlyweds will be exploring it all! From Al B. Sure! to Jodi Whatley to D'Angelo to AfroPunk. Meanwhile, DP is convinced that #RachelDolezal and #StephenCurry have triggered a lightskin apocalypse. Plus: what the heck is "waaking?"…

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The Newlyweds Episode 20: Infinity is No Time at All 33:24

10 years ago33:24

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DP and CS Celebrate Brooklyn and kick off the beginning of the NYC summer season with Chaka Khan at the Prospect Park Bandshell and explore the matrix of time when you're in a relationship. Can people change in a relationship? Should you expect them to? Also: the return of Al B. Sure, New Jack Swing.…

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The Newlyweds Episode 19: Team Work Makes the Dream Work 37:30

10 years ago37:30

37:30

Chocolate Snowflake is on a mission to fix up the apartment she and Dallas Penn share. Will their relationship survive all that home improvement? Plus: turnip appreciation and Summer in New York City

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The Newlyweds Episode 18: Somebody to Love 1:02:26

10 years ago1:02:26

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This special episode of #thenewlywedspodcast features a true life early '90s NYC punk romance, complete with broken hearts, a pet rat named Murder and a lot of laughter. CS and Dallas Penn welcome friends Wiz and Buttercup to their in-home studio to talk about a love affair that's now in it's third decade over drinks and homemade ice cream.…

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The Newlyweds Episode 17: Unlimited Junk 36:32

10 years ago36:32

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There's a lot of junk on Craigslist, as CS discovers in her ongoing Spring 2015 home improvement quest. As it turns out, when Dallas don't do laundry, there's also a lot of junk that has to be dealt with. Also: the Wonderful party is happening this Saturday and real estate shenanigans in NYC,

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The Newlyweds Episode 16: Blame It On the Goose 35:42

10 years ago35:42

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This week our dynamic newlywed duo Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake discuss the various altered states in which we live, the joys of outlet shopping, and review the original Netflix series Daredevil as well as the new Avengers film, Age of Ultron. From Brooklyn to Baltimore, whether you're high on life, on social justice, or broken refrigerator dreams, they got you. Also: Would you buy a mattress off Craigslist?…

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The Newlyweds Episode 15: Sharing is Caring 36:46

10 years ago36:46

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CS helps Dallas explore the childhood roots of his food-sharing issues, while Dallas in turn helps CS get back into the podcast rhythm. Plus: Real talk on Baltimore, giving enough fucks to keep your sheets clean, and are you ready for some birthday karaoke?

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The Newlyweds Episode 14: The Madonna Effect 34:58

10 years ago34:58

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Dallas and CS return from a restorative weekend in Washington DC, aka #theDistrict, with food, politics and Drake on the brain. Who's rooting for a Hilary 2016 presidential campaign? Can Dallas successfully start a write-in campaign for Shirley Chishlom? And what's going to happen to Drake now that Madonna has put that whammy on him? Also: Batman's slave-owning past comes back to haunt him.…

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The Newlyweds Episode 13: (Un)Lucky Thirteen 36:13

10 years ago36:13

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A computer crashes, audio files are lost and CS decides she needs some alone time. But in the end, it's Songs in the Key of Life and Oyin Handmade body products that bring Dallas Penn and CS back together to record this week's podcast. Also: Keistar Productions Prince vs Michael Jackson Soul Slam party, Stevie Wonder tribute, and the long unfinished arc of justice for Walter Scott, Eric Harris and countless others.…

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The Newlyweds Episode 12: Taxmas Common Scents 33:04

10 years ago33:04

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Dallas Penn and CS resurrect The Newlyweds Podcast for Easter -- and just in time for Taxmas Season. What are you going to do with your tax refund? CS has a list and Dallas is checking it twice. Plus: An unofficial tribute to Michael Jackson, some Raven Simone inspired geo-political lessons on Africa and alternative energy sources also known as flatulence.…

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The Newlyweds Podcast Episode 11: Keep It Funky 33:09

10 years ago33:09

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Chocolate Snowflake reveals a Beethoven obsession, and Dallas Penn breaks down the rules for getting funky and attempts to define backpack rap. Plus: is Kanye this era's Beethoven?

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The Newlyweds Episode 10: Baby Names and Other Games 30:39

10 years ago30:39

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Dallas Penn almost starves while CS takes a Floridian holiday. But he still manages to score a retail home run, even in his weakened state. Should you rely on someone so much that you can't function when they're gone? Plus: Baby names, southern rap, girl gangs, wolf packs, and the greatest love of all.…

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The Newlyweds Episode 9: Free Your Gentrified Mind 36:12

10 years ago36:12

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No more bullet-proof windows for The Newlyweds Podcast! Dallas and CS celebrate cultural gentrification and appropriation in all its glory, from Madonna to Kanye West. Plus, saving daylight, racism, privilege, basketball and cable TV. And, of course, sneakers.

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The Newlyweds Episode 8: Lost and Found 33:13

10 years ago33:13