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Ep21 - Black Dawn
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In the pulse-pounding, adrenaline-rushing sequel to The Foreigner (2003) Steven Seagal returns as Jonathan Cold to do... nothing that really relates to the first movie at all.
In this review of the most nothing movie of all time we valiantly struggle to come up with... well... kinda anything to say about it. It basically does the same ending as The Dark Knight Rises (2012) like 7 years before that came out, so that's something I guess.
I need a new hobby. Or new friends. Or a new whatever. All I get is a new Seagal movie each week; and as they say in Today You Die (2005): "Same crap, different toilet."
Here's an Imgur album for the posters and screenshots we reference.
Edited by Zach.
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Disclaimer: We do not endorse Steven Seagal nor any of the heinous acts of which he is accused. We do not wish to boost his career, finances, or ego; we just aim to talk about his many very, very bad movies.
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