Ep24 - Attack Force
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Well back to our regular format where we discuss the barely-a-movie Blade Trinity 2: Underworld: Harvester: Attack Force: Attorneys at Law. You know that feeling when you're in a social situation and halfway through starting a sentence you realize it's something you aren't supposed to say so you kind of try to pivot halfway through to something else and you end up just kind of mumbling around and not making very much sense? This is like that, as a movie.
See what happens when Prospector Seagal starts making a slasher vampire alien flick and then halfway through they decide it's actually about drugs and then try to sell it with a poster modeled after The Matrix.
Just a bit of a mess, eh?
Edited by Zach.
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Disclaimer: We do not endorse Steven Seagal nor any of the heinous acts of which he is accused. We do not wish to boost his career, finances, or ego; we just aim to talk about his many very, very bad movies.
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