EP. 472: Canadian Ice Dildo

The Baller Lifestyle Podcast

Brian and Ed discuss Brian's recent diagnosis and:

Ishbia vs. Jokic - https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/37565372/suns-matt-ishbia-says-nikola-jokic-ban-not-right

Glen Kuiper's hard R - https://crooksandliars.com/2023/05/announcer-suspended-after-using-n-word

Mattress Mack - https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/05/06/mattress-mack-kentucky-derby-bets-bad-beats

Jackson Mahomes - https://www.kctv5.com/2023/05/03/jackson-mahomes-charged-with-aggravated-sexual-battery-bonds-out-jail/

Frankie Muniz - https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/frankie-muniz-malcolm-middle-front-racing-99120366

Memphis Showboats slammed for showboating tweet of a 3 yard gain - https://awfulannouncing.com/usfl/memphis-showboats-tweet-trick-play-three-yard-gain.html

Lakers' Jarred Vanderbilt accused of returning $2k worth of clothing - https://clutchpoints.com/lakers-news-jarred-vanderbilt-called-out-for-returning-2k-outift

Ex-New Mexico State players say teammates harrassed and pantsed their coaches - https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/37455695/ex-nmsu-basketball-players-say-teammates-targeted-coaches

College baseball cheating - https://www.tuscaloosanews.com/story/sports/college/baseball/2023/05/05/alabama-baseball-gambling-brad-bohannon-bets-investigation-ohio/70188129007/

SF Giants pitcher informed the world that 75% of the team has "the shits" after their trip to Mexico City - https://dknation.draftkings.com/mlb/2023/5/3/23709384/logan-webb-san-francisco-giants-mexico-city-series-news-latest-updates-mlb-quote-interview

Scott Baio leaving California - https://nypost.com/2023/05/08/happy-days-star-scott-baio-announces-hes-leaving-california-due-to-homeless-crisis-crime/

Tom Cruise accepts 2023 MTV award while flying a fighter jet -https://people.com/movies/tom-cruise-accepts-2023-mtv-movie-tv-awards-win-while-flying-fighter-jet/

500 pounds of cooked pasta mysteriously dumped in the NJ woods - https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mystery-hundreds-pounds-pasta-found-170755687.html

A giant penis was mowed into the lawn at King Charles' coronation event site - https://nypost.com/2023/05/04/giant-penis-mowed-into-lawn-at-king-charles-coronation-bash-site/

A penis-shaped iceberg was spotted off the coast of Dildo, Canada - https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/03/canadian-man-from-dildo-spots-penis-shaped-iceberg/

Uber Eats driver got a one-star review for refusing to deliver crystal meth - https://www.businessinsider.com/drug-dealer-gave-uber-rider-one-star-suspicious-package-meth-2023-4

Pennsylvania woman faked abduction, sparked search because she dropped out of Penn State - https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/pennsylvania-woman-arrested-after-faking-her-abduction-to-cover-up-dropping-out-of-college-and-not-being-able-to-graduate/ar-AA1aTlx6

Alec Baldwin admits accidentally leaving out pregnant daughter in tribute - https://pagesix.com/2023/05/05/alec-baldwin-admits-he-forgot-ireland-in-tribute-to-kids/

Missing woman survives on lollipops and wine for 5 days stranding in Australian bushland - https://abc7chicago.com/victoria-australia-australian-bush-woman-lost-survives-lollipops-and-wine/13224093/

Laurence Fishburne saved Emilio Estevez from drowning in quicksand when he was 14 during the Apocalypse Now shoot - https://variety.com/2023/film/news/laurence-fishburne-saved-emilio-estevez-drowning-quicksand-1235602334/

Tucker Carlson wanted to discuss "sexual technique" with Piers Morgan - https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/tucker-carlson-weird-sex-comments-leaked-video-1234727833/

Roman Polanski poses with his child rape victim - https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2023-05-01/roman-polanski-samantha-geimer-photo-emmanuelle-seigner

Michael J. Fox doesn't remember dating Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles

https://people.com/health/michael-j-fox-doesnt-remember-dating-bangles-singer-susanna-hoffs-80s/

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