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The Moscow/Westboro/Covfefe Statement
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This is my uncle's horrible awful evil attempt to improve on the very well thought out and beautifully crafted Nashville statement. I am so so sorry for his ignorance.
Here is his latest episode: The Moscow Statement
Here is his latest episode: The Moscow Statement
Article 1: Preamblies. Dis is me and the Westboro baptists. We have decided to respond to the Nashville statement by improving it with actual Jesus talks.
Article 2: We affirm that the NS was good insofar as it pissed off gays...that is all
Article 3: I and the westboro baptists affirm that plugs should be plugged into the wall, which is woman, and not plugged into other plugs which is gay. Super gay.
Article 4: It's Adam and Eve not Adam and a gay
Article 5: Queer as #%^* was a terrible show. Make me vomit all over TV
Article 6: Feminists are ugly and annoying.
Article 7: Game of thrones should be extended ten more years. #MATGA
Article 8: Christopher Nolan should make more Batman movies because Matt Damon's super gay friend make Bat look gay. Boston is worst city in world.
Article 9: Math is evil and created by Jewish gypsies.
Article 10: The Muslims control Harvard, Pasadena, Eugene Oregon and Nashville. These are gayest places in whole world.
Article 11: The super bowl is fixed by the gays. Gays hate sports which is super gay and they are from Boston, the Irish toilet, the Irish are super gay. They keep fixing super bowl for Patriots. Now it is Irish Toilet Bowl. Gay Irish Toilet Bowl.
Auricle 12: see article 5. I really hate dat show
Article 13: Gays are called gay which means gay! That's super dupery gay!
Article 15-20: The Book of Levi. The Jews are pretty gay, which is why we knows that Levis were not Jews but actually Christians, probably Russian. But that book is all about how gay the gays are
Article 21: Gays annoy us
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