Off-Planet transmission 007: sanitation_execution_epitaphs

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007: sanitation_execution_epitaphs Today’s meeting was a mostly morbid affair, despite a positive start that saw B boasting about the numerous chores he had completed. The act of spring cleaning can be seen as an expression of the desire to improve or change one’s surroundings, could they finally be settling in for the long haul? Conversely, A seems to be way behind on his duties. I foresee this causing animosity between the two inhabitants, as B adopts a more parental role that his shipmate is readily taking advantage of. B is also committing an excessive amount of time to his research in the Archives, while A is spending his free time playing a game of correspondence chess with an unknown soul. The barbaric act of execution dominated the first half of the meeting, a gory debate fought with moral code disclosing conclusions. Designing machines and methods of death is surely the most deplorable of humanity’s legacies, why couldn’t they just devour and recycle their sociopaths as we do? Triggered by a mysterious, targeted memo, they reflect further on their own mortality with a sombre discussion around how they would like to be memoralised. Their suggestions will be considered, then likely disregarded once we have determined their fate. Their plans to construct a ‘local pub’ in the pod intrigues me, I have heard many captivating tales about these social hubs. This project has my full support, I can’t imagine there will be any calamitous outcomes from such an innocent and well-meaning venture. Signed, An Observer Intermission: Tin Soldier Canister 5 by Jack Lancaster (Happy Birthday Music Box by Soundslikewillem, Party Background Chatter by Dbspin)