I'm Officially A Dipshit

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I've been told by a listener that I talk too much about Door Dash. Well, that's what's going on in my life.

That said, I made my most random delivery to date. I got paid more money for this delivery than any other.

Plus, I did something while Door Dashing that is truly one of the dumbest things I've ever done. It's a doozy.

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I'm Officially A Dipshit

The Josh Innes Show

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published 16 days ago

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I've been told by a listener that I talk too much about Door Dash. Well, that's what's going on in my life.

That said, I made my most random delivery to date. I got paid more money for this delivery than any other.

Plus, I did something while Door Dashing that is truly one of the dumbest things I've ever done. It's a doozy.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

453 episodes

#Sports #Josh Innes #Showbiz #News #Comedy #World Series

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Womens Tourney Better Than Mens? 25:15

3 days ago25:15

25:15

Jilly was telling me about some story that said the women's basketball tournament is more interesting than the mens...is it? Men's college basketball is a snooze and most people can't name a handful of players. The WVU mens basketball coach left for Indiana and he's catching some hell from WVU fans...I feel like I can sort of relate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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The Monkey 27:06

3 days ago27:06

27:06

Jilly and I spent Movie and Mexican Tuesday seeing a film called "The Monkey"... It was actually not bad. I enjoyed it. There was a woman in the theater who actually made the movie experience even better. I saw a study that claims 20% of kids use their phones in the theater. Id assume the number is higher. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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NCAA Tourney 24:23

4 days ago24:23

24:23

I wish I got as excited about March Madness as I did when I was a kid. For whatever reason, the tournament just doesn't really do anything for me anymore. I guess that's part of getting older. I was reading a story about how the SEC is going to have a let down in the tourney...well, they have 14 teams in the dance...some of them will lose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Idiot Radio Hosts 26:49

4 days ago26:49

26:49

I stopped reading the "For You" tab on Twitter and I notice a change in the content of the podcast. Do you think it's a good change? There is a radio host in Chicago who went off on social media and now he's suspended. These old school media guys have totally lost their minds in the era of social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Big Storm 29:04

4 days ago29:04

29:04

We had a massive storm roll through the region on Friday. It was pretty gnarly and I was actually somewhat worried. Our internet went out so I was forced to find DVD's to watch. I don't have many DVD's. I got a random call from a Philly listener. I have no clue how this guy had my number..but it was totally random. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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The Downside of NIL 33:18

9 days ago33:18

33:18

First off, we have a heartwarming story of a Houston embalmer who cut the penis off a corpse... From there, we transition to the story of Coleman Hawkins. He who is a college basketball who transferred from Illinois to Kansas State because he got "the bag". Apparently he got $2 million to play at K-State. They've been bounced from the conference tournament and Hawkins cried at his locker while discussing the situation. I have no issue with college players getting paid. However, the people who have been loudest in supporting these young dudes getting big checks, never seem to think of the downside...and there is a downside. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Answering A Radio Question 40:42

9 days ago40:42

40:42

Listener Cole, who is a radio dude himself, poses an interesting question about 'Theater Of The Mind" in Radio. I share some stories and some thoughts on being real versus being full of shit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Anthony Cumia Back on Radio 25:55

10 days ago25:55

25:55

Anthony or 'Opie and Anthony" is back on radio and just got a syndication deal. I love old school radio guys. I love talking with them. I love hearing the stories. I grew up admiring O&A so I think it's bad ass that Anthony, the talent of the duo, is back in the game. This leads me to talking about some of my encounters with famous radio people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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R. Kelly New Music 26:55

10 days ago26:55

26:55

Apparently there is a new R. Kelly song and people are debating if it's AI or if he actually recorded this in prison. The gist of this episode centers around living your gimmick. Look at people like Angel Reese. They all want to be big and bad until people are critical...then they enjoy playing victim. Let Draymond Green be your guide...this dude never breaks his A-Hole character and I kind of respect it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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USA Today Ranking MLB Ballparks 27:00

11 days ago27:00

27:00

Look, I'm aware it's kind of lazy. But, I've been to a good number of the MLB stadiums and I have some thoughts. Sue me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Radio Jobs 25:55

11 days ago25:55

25:55

A guy who had been on the air for 32 years in Kansas City was given the opportunity to do a final show. You don't get that very often in this business. I actually aspire to be in a place that long. There is another job opening in Houston...but I don't think it's one I can get. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Social Media Fan Boys 27:04

11 days ago27:04

27:04

Today is one of those days I feel like rantings about dipshits on the internet. What's funny is I don't really care about what people say about me. It is what it is. I just really, really hate sports team fan groups on Twitter. Today, a random Kentucky Basketball Twitter account has drawn my ire. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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You're Not That Important 36:04

12 days ago36:04

36:04

After seeing Angel Reese intimate that the WNBA players will strike if they don't get what they want, I find myself baffled by people not realizing they aren't that important. We are in this era where everyone believes they are worth more than they are. Why? What has caused this overinflated sense of self? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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The Science Of Drinking Beer 29:25

12 days ago29:25

29:25

I am of the belief that there has to be some sort of scientific breakdown of why we drink beer faster when sitting outside. It appears I'm on a Door Dash pitch count....our Dash Mobile may have finally died. I randomly veer off into a discussion about being bad with money. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Lazy Radio 31:18

15 days ago31:18

31:18

I'm in one of those moods today. I heard really lazy radio this morning and now I'm enraged. I am starting to become resigned to the fact that my days as a radio dude may be over. I'm not saying this to be dramatic, but it's becoming more and more likely that it's over. This leads me to talk about how I may be the most ghosted dude in radio history. I've got some stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Firing Squad 23:34

16 days ago23:34

23:34

A dude who killed two people has chosen death by firing squad. This is a rare thing in America. This leads to a discussion about redemption, hope and heaven. Odd, I know. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Officially A Dipshit 28:38

16 days ago28:38

28:38

I've been told by a listener that I talk too much about Door Dash. Well, that's what's going on in my life. That said, I made my most random delivery to date. I got paid more money for this delivery than any other. Plus, I did something while Door Dashing that is truly one of the dumbest things I've ever done. It's a doozy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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My Favorite Dash Yet 29:46

18 days ago29:46

29:46

Yesterday I was able to deliver my favorite Door Dash treat yet. USA Today has a front page sports story about freaking Pete Rose. Why? Somehow this leads me down the path of discussing idiots on Twitter who fight on behalf of athletes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In Memoriam 21:46

19 days ago21:46

21:46

Some people are not pleased with the Oscars omitting certain actors from the In Memoriam segment. I'm intrigued by the selection process. Is it like March Madness? Do they look at resumes to determine who makes the cut? The Gene Hackman death is certainly strange. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Trump Pardon's Rose 24:20

19 days ago24:20

24:20

Donald Trump is going to pardon Pete Rose. For what? Who knows. You know, it seems that the Pete Rose topic no longer a Mt. Rushmore sports radio topic...and that's a good thing. How can people discuss athletes they never saw play? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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More Tales From The Dash 26:28

19 days ago26:28

26:28

After one full week of Door Dashing, I feel comfortable saying that this is a far better alternative to working a crappy part time job. I have a buddy who is on the fence about trying to Door Dash. Put the pride aside and go make a few bucks! I share a few tales from the road. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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NFL Media Fight 29:41

22 days ago29:41

29:41

First off, I have another Door Dash update. Second, there was a media fight at the NFL Combine. This NFL Media fight was nothing compared to Seth v. Innes. A day I could have died. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Dead Celebs 25:00

22 days ago25:00

25:00

Michelle Trachtenberg and Gene Hackman have died. First off, Michelle was in "Euro Trip" which was a fine film. It's better than "Road Trip". Second, I go off on some random radio tangent that has zero to do with Michelle Trachtenberg...I am sorry. What happened to Gene Hackman? NOTE: This Was Supposed To Have Dropped on Thursday..somehow it didn't. So It may be a little dated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Dash Tales 28:22

23 days ago28:22

28:22

I've got an update on the Dasher Mobile... Actually, I feel like the Dasher Mobile needs a fun name. I've got a few funny stories from Door Dashing. You know, I was really judgmental of this whole Door Dashing thing, but it's not that bad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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A Day Of Calamities 27:48

24 days ago27:48

27:48

Let me tell you, Tuesday was a true day of calamities. Allow me to explain... Also, here's some advice from ol' Uncle Josh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Cucking Yourself 26:10

25 days ago26:10

26:10

I enjoy the number of Eagles fans who virtue signaled over the Eagles turning down the offer to visit the White House, only to find out they haven't been invited and would attend if invited. Steve Smith Sr. hooked up with some dudes wife. The only reason we know this is because the chicks husband cucked himself. I've got one of the most self absorbed media tweets I've ever seen... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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"For You" Rant 26:55

25 days ago26:55

26:55

I'm of the belief that the "For You" tab on X is the worst thing to ever happen to society. "For You" shows everything you hate and waits for you to react. It's outrageous! I see that a Houston media member retweeted a story about the Texans relocating and didn't even bother to read the contest of the story...People are truly lazy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Did 4 Nations Prove Anything? 26:01

26 days ago26:01

26:01

I've seen people saying that the 4 Nations Hockey tournament was brilliant and could be a massive boom for the NHL. I beg to differ. It was fun and it was certainly a victory for hockey. But, it isn't going to help hockey in the long run. Hockey isn't going to be any more popular because of this. Really, this tournament benefitted from a happy accident. Hockey had a moment that was similar to the women's basketball moment a few years ago. Why do people care if teams go to the White House? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Side Hustle Companion Piece 8:17

26 days ago8:17

8:17

Here is the 7 minutes of podcast I was able to record while delivering my first Door Dash order. I planned on doing a whole episode, but my computer shut down. I may but a small recorder and do more Door Dash episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Side Hustle 28:33

26 days ago28:33