Ring Cameras. Judge Letters, and People Who Don't Shut Up

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are in the hot seat after writing letters to the judge for the sentencing of Danny Masterson asking for leniency, Elon Musk has official reached Nick Cannon levels of procreating and is being super weird to Grimes, a middle schooler named Evelyn has grown adults shaking in their boots, Sophie Turner is winning the public's opinion after Joe Jonas files for divorce, and The Yeet Baby's Uncle Chris is in rough shape after seeing Sound of Freedom.

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Elon’s fertility

Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal Third Child, Techno Mechanicus, in New Biography

Grimes tweets then deletes ‘let me see my son’

Context for Grimes v Shivon beef

“This man deserves 1000 baby mamas 🔥🔥🔥”

Ashton & Mila

Letters from Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis (amongst others) to the judge asking for Danny Masterson to be given a light sentence

Ashton & Mila’s IG “apology” video

One of Danny’s victims just put Ashton & Mila on BLAST (and confirms rumors about Topher)

Chrissie Carnell Bixler one of Danny Masterson’s victims, slammed Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis (statement and compilation of videos here)

“Chrissie bixler basically confirmed Ashton kutcher sat outside Ashley ellerin's house for an hour”

Chrissie, her husband Cedric Bixler-Zavala and their family moved to Texas after leaving Scientology and speaking out against Danny Masterson but someone broke into their home and kicked their tiny dog Ethel so hard she died before also poisoning their larger dog Biscuit outside.

That time Laura Prepon helped silence a victim for Danny Masterson

Ashton Kutcher’s philanthropy - Thorn

Conan O’Brien clip from ~20 years ago where he predicts Danny Masterson being caught for his crimes goes viral

Christina Ricci in response to Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis’s decision to write letters on behalf of Danny Masterson.

“Look at Mila’s face when he says “they asked us.”

mila kunis, wilmer valderrama, ashton kutcher, laura prepon, and danny masterson acting during a scientology-hosted fundraiser at the church of scientology's celebrity centre

FilmTheCopsLA confronts Scientologists outside of their Hollywood Boulevard location

Johnny Depp super supporter @houseinhabit Jessica Kraus praising Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher for defending Danny Masterson.

Bijou Phillips' tragic life laid bare as husband Danny Masterson is sentenced to 30 YEARS for rape: Inside MANY scandals that have plagued socialite and her sisters - from Chynna's drug battles to Mackenzie's incestuous affair with their DAD

Evelyn

..evelyn.grwm is TikTok’s newest sensation (middle school mean girl)

People I don’t like

Sophie & Joe

Amid their separation, Joe Jonas has reportedly been caring for his two children with Sophie Turner "pretty much all of the time" over the last three months, even while on tour.

A source tells TMZ the reason Joe Jonas filed for divorce from Sophie Turner: “She likes to party, he likes to stay at home. They have very different lifestyles.”

Joe Jonas filed for divorce after catching Sophie Turner on Ring camera

E! News sides with Sophie Turner in light of the news of their divorce

CNN: Opinion: Why Joe Jonas’ narrative about Sophie Turner won’t work

Joe Jonas makes a comment on Saturday night at his Dodgers Stadium show

Uncle Chris

Yeet Baby’s Uncle Chris is in a mental hospital after seeing Sound of Freedom

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