#219 HE FARTED ON HER FACE?!

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Episode Description: Jessica B. Harris may have been born and raised in New York City, but she has Tennessee roots through her father and has spent much of her life split between homes in the Northeast and the South – specifically New Orleans. For more than fifty years, she has been a college professor, a writer, and a lecturer, and her many books have earned her a reputation as an authority on food of the African Diaspora, as well as a lifetime achievement award from the James Beard Foundation. A few years back, Netflix adapted her book, High on the Hog: A Culinary Journey from Africa to America , into a 4 part docuseries. And I’m very proud to say that she’s a longtime contributor to Southern Living with a regular column called The Welcome Table. This episode was recorded in the Southern Living Birmingham studios, and Sid and Jessica talked about her mother’s signature mac and cheese, the cast-iron skillet she’d be sure to save if ever her house were on fire, and her dear friend, the late New Orleans chef Leah Chase. For more info visit: southernliving.com/biscuitsandjam Biscuits & Jam is produced by : Sid Evans - Editor-in-Chief, Southern Living Krissy Tiglias - GM, Southern Living Lottie Leymarie - Executive Producer Michael Onufrak - Audio Engineer/Producer Jeremiah McVay - Producer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…

about a year ago 51:32

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What’s one embarrassing moment you’ll never live down?

In this episode, we’re digging up our most humiliating, sleep-ruining moments—the kind that still make us cringe years later. Brace yourself for secondhand embarrassment so intense, you’ll HAVE TO stay seated for this one.

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#219 HE FARTED ON HER FACE?!

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#225 IMPULSE BUYS THAT WOULD SEND MY ACCOUNTANT INTO A COMA 1:13:58

10 days ago1:13:58

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Impulse buys — love them or regret them, we all have them. And this week, we’re putting our bank statements on the table and exposing our most unhinged purchases of the year so far.From breaking the bank on stationery to selling our kidneys for would-be family heirlooms, and convincing ourselves we’re definitely not just gonna use it once — you might wanna sit down for this very expensive show-and-tell.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable CHAPTERS 04:45 - Justifying a RM3.89K mall cop scooter 12:50 - The Anywhere 3s 14:20 - Strictly killing expensive Japanese trees 29:50 - What standup comics stand on 22:50 - Buying the Midori of new jeans 27:35 - Japanese denim maker hype 31:00 - God level RM900 stationary hauls 31:30 - We only bring dogshit water to S&S 34:30 - The Parker Pen 36:45 - Graeme’s Influencer starter pack 41:25 - The end game coffee maker 44:50 - Dropping RM13k on a coffee machine 45:25 - Mingyue & Sof’s home cafe 47:00 - End Game Items 48:24 - Strong Independent Corporate Girl Bag 52:00 - Buying a RM25K family heirloom 56:00 - Single-use happiness only buys 1:00:00 - Can’t make this one up it’s bad bad 1:07:50 - Buying a sandwich shop…

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#224 CONVINCING OUR SINGLE FRIEND TO GET MARRIED THIS YEAR 59:01

24 days ago59:01

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This week, three married people stage a soft intervention on our proudly single friend — who’s fully ready to skip dating and check herself straight into an old folks home. We’re unpacking whether people actually wait to marry the right person, or just whoever’s conveniently there, and stirring the pot to find out if married folks secretly miss being single. And if someone hot and emotionally stable wanted to wife you up… would you still be anti-marriage? It’s not a debate. It’s not a roast. It’s a gentle bullying session in the name of love — and if you’ve ever questioned your relationship status (or lack of one), you might wanna sit down for this.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable―CHAPTERS 00:36 - Mingyue’s brown phlegm 01:25 - Sleep waking for a sandwich 03:00 - Meet Hampu!! 04:45 - Single and emotionally unavailable 09:30 - Is finding “The One” the end? 12:20 - END OF THE WORLD MARRIAGES 14:40 - Having no game no rizz no roster 18:18 - Do you miss being single? 20:00 - Single people are try-hards 23:00 - Marriage pacts with our friends 27:40 - Building a roster for each other 28:50 - Do hot and emotionally available men exist 30:30 - Red Flags is the reason we don’t trust love 33:00 - We’re making a green flags show 36:00 - She loves me for my allergy attacks 37:00 - Subjecting your wife as a homemaker 38:30 - Finding orphan boyfriends 39:40 - JUST DO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS 40:50 - Single by choice or no one’s choosing you? 41:40 - Forcing a dating show on the office 44:00 - Being in love vs. short-lived crush 45:50 - Not saying “I love you” back 48:50 - Dating for marriage 53:20 - Really hopings and many dreamings 56:40 - Happy single vs sad with someone 57:50 - PIMPING VIVIAN OUT!!!…

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#223 YOU PEAKED IN HIGHSCHOOL AND IT SHOWS 1:12:23

5 weeks ago1:12:23

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This week, we’re calling out everyone still holding on to their highschool glory days. Did we peak too early? Would we actually go back? Or are we just bitter because we were the weird ones in school? From shadowing the popular kids to the curse of being hot too young — we’re airing it all out. If any of this feels a little too real… you might wanna sit down for this.…

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#222 PENANG vs SABAH vs PJ ft. Wabikong Sai 1:07:23

7 weeks ago1:07:23

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In this very patriotic episode, we’re repping our home states and going head-to-head to settle once and for all: which Malaysian state reigns supreme? Is PJ just overpriced cafes and traffic? Does Sabah actually have things to do? Should Penang drivers even be allowed on the road? Sai joins us for this very serious debate — featuring Hilux kids, fake humble PJ folks, and Penangites who think their ‘prawn mee’ is God’s gift. No state is safe. Chapters 00:25 - We ghosted Sai for 6 years 03:25 - Why Penang people hate us 05:00 - Sai does standup???? 06:12 - Which state is superior? 08:40 - Why Sabah only eat’s noodles 12:00 - There’s no pride in PJ 17:30 - Penang has name power 27:00 - Auto City is Desa Park City?? 29:00 - Sai’s KL Story 31:48 - MRT x Pokemon Go launch 32:40 - PJ has main character syndrome 38:33 - PJ has nothing to offer 39:52 - Sabah do what one? 46:20 - The Superior BM Accent 50:00 - Is Mainland Fake Penang? 53:00 - Penang Princess??? 55:40 - Penang drivers should be illegal 58:05 - Failing the Japan license 7 times 1:02:24 - Gardenia Shortage 1:07:00 - MUST HAVES in each state! Follow Sai on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/sai_cx/…

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#221 Boomer Thoughts That Might Get Us Cancelled ft. Malaysian Comedians 58:23

9 weeks ago58:23

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This episode, Rizal, Kavin, and Prakash join us on the couch to prove just how out of touch we’ve become. From bedrotting to buying flowers at Pasar Seni, to why Gen Alpha takes 0.5x selfies and drafts each other’s breakup texts—we’re struggling to keep up. Also, the comedians spill the tea on their upcoming shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! Follow Rizal on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rizalvangeyzel/Follow Kavin on Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/kavinjay/Follow Prakash on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/prakashdanielcomedy/Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytableCHAPTERS00:16 - The 3 Pillars of The Community 04:00 - Should interns haggle for payment?06:00 - Having Alpha Kids06:40 - Applying To Chinese School 12:37 - Things Young People Do That We Don’t Get16:47 - Taking 0.5x Pictures19:40 - Drafting breakup texts in the groupchat21:40 - Kavin doesn’t know Google Docs22:10 - Hanging gundams on your bags 25:20 - Celebrating 10 Dayseversaries29:24 - Buying Pasar Seni Flowers32:25 - Bedrotting & Brainrotting 37:10 - The Coachella of Comedy 41:27 - The WHAT Show???43:00 - How Rizal Went To Jail 44:40 - Unsolicited Advice from Kavin Jay45:40 - Lobster Boy Prakash 46:30 - Whitewashing Our Jokes50:20 - Local Comedians Going international 51:56 - Creative ways to pass flyers 55:00 - The comedy show on steroids…

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#220 Berhealing with Ceddy & Norreen: Finally touching grass! 1:02:42

10 weeks ago1:02:42

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We’re officially letting go of our hater pasts and entering our healing era! In this episode, we’re getting out of the city, touching some grass, and figuring out what berhealing actually means. From our go-to ways to unwind to the things that (barely) keep us sane, we’re diving deep into how we rest, recover, and recharge. Special thanks to MameeChef, Norreen, and Ceddy for joining us on what’s basically our mini mukbang. #MameeChef #KenikmatanSebenar #SetiapMeenitBerhealing Follow Norreen on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/norreen143/ Follow Ceddy on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/ceddyornot/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable CHAPTERS 00:18 - WE ARE SAT 03:40 - Berhealing and touching grass 05:34 - Norreen is taking stunt classes?? 10:40 - Staying present for our pets 16:40 - Minghan’s Live Cooking Demo 17:25 - We’re kinda sick of holidays 19:50 - Mukbang intermission 23:00 - People who heal from travels are liars 24:20 - Healing is to be an old man 27:30 - Healing is playing Marvel Rivals 36:10 - Healing is lowkey road raging 39:15 - Rendang Narrations 44:30 - Missing mamak sessions as adults 52:00 - Fixing burnout through friendship 56:25 - Finding our community 58:10 - Focusing on yourself!!! 01:01:40 - Outro!…

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#219 HE FARTED ON HER FACE?! 51:32

13 weeks ago51:32

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What’s one embarrassing moment you’ll never live down? In this episode, we’re digging up our most humiliating, sleep-ruining moments—the kind that still make us cringe years later. Brace yourself for secondhand embarrassment so intense, you’ll HAVE TO stay seated for this one.

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#218 Is the Malaysian dating pool cursed? 1:13:37

15 weeks ago1:13:37

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Is it bad to change yourself for your partner? Settle in cause we’re getting deep in this one. This episode, we’re diving into what it means to be “open”, finding yourself while dating, and whether how our romantic relationships have shaped us for the better... or worse. Chapters00:21 - Sorry about our lemongs01:10 - Introducing new friends!06:15 - What it means to be “Open”11:38 - Testing the waters or being serious?20:00 - The mansplaining issue 23:00 - Dating to “find yourself” 28:00 - Are Casual Relationships Beneficial?30:30 - Our Non-negotiable33:30 - Changing for a relationship 40:45 - Relationship regrets54:35 - Is it okay to ghost? 56:50 - Making your partner your personality 01:03:00 - Our Ideal Types 1:11:28 - Why we DON’T recommend our friends…

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#217 Guys turning 30. Is this the end? ft. Hindra Bose 1:08:58

17 weeks ago1:08:58

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This episode, we’re joined by our freshly debuted movie star Hindra!We dive into what’s really on a guy’s mind in his 30s—feeling forever old, debunking expectations, and revealing our guilty pleasure buys that keep the midlife crisis at bay.Catch Simple Manusan in cinemas from 20 February!CHAPTERS:00:00 - Intro00:30 - MOVIE STAR Hindra is back!02:00 - About Simple Manusan 03:30 - Impress Hindra for tickets06:00 - I don’t know about me I’m 3308:10 - Minghan has been an uncle his whole life 10:49 - The litmus test of becoming 3010:44 - Hindra has been 30 since 2118:00 - Reaching NET ZERO in your 20s19:35 - When your knees start shaking before your hips 20:30 - Things to do before you turn 3024:30 - Travelling in your 30s 25:37 - Maybe single people are dirty27:45 - Assumptions for your 30s 32:25 - You should settle down by now 36:45 - Why are you taking money you don’t have 38:30 - Matching our inner freaks41:34 - Trust guys who paint Gundams 43:40 - Guy guilty pleasures48:30 - Purchases that anger our wives 51:30 - Buying a magnesium alloy mouse 54:00 - Buying street cred 57:35 - Shopee King Graeme 1:02:35 - Would you have stayed single?1:04:30 - Hindra got slapped 8 times 1:07:00 - OutroFollow Hindra on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/mamajammapuma/ Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/…

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#216 OUR SPICIEST CNY HOT TAKES ft. Kuah Jenhan 53:50

19 weeks ago53:50

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Happy Chinese New Year! In this episode, we're getting rowdy with Jenhan to expose our most controversial opinions for the new year - from setting an age limit to angpaos, to renting a girlfriend for reunion dinners. You might wanna sit down for this hot take debate. 00:00 - Intro 00:20 - Explaining the wardrobe malfunction 04:00 - Being bananas 04:45 - CNY special menus are overhyped? 11:47 - CNY ’25 is too close to Christmas 12:30 - Jenhan’s Beef with translations 15:09 - Festive short films are cancelled 15:23 - S-Tier to ASS Tier CNY Influencer MVs 27:40 - Unmarried people don’t deserve angpaos 32:40 - You actually care about relatives or just want money 34:20 - Traveling to avoid relatives 36:46 - Lion dances at home is flexing 38:48 - 20 minute firework shows 40:30 - Lion dance that have LED lights 41:20 - Stop visiting your GF/BF’s house 42:25 - Rent a boyfriend 47:00 - Non chinese food tastes better during CNY 48:00 - Why does lemon sounds weird in cantonese 52:35 - Outro…

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#215 2025 IS OUR VILLAIN ARC 1:02:10

21 weeks ago1:02:10

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Happy 2025! Now let’s walk down our road of regrets. We definitely went a bit off the rails with this one, but hey, what’s a new year without airing out some personal beef? Make sure to stick around until the end cause we've got a very special segment with Regina Song to spill some spoilers about her tour! 00:00 - Happy 2025! 00:50 - Welcoming another global outbreak 01:50 - 2024 Regret List Wrapped 06:10 - Vivian is still a hater to her bones 08:15 - Being fully blacked out right now 09:25 - Liking sports is a struggle 11:00 - The company’s Fat Ass Club 13:00 - Singaporeans love standing single file 15:40 - Don’t buy rings if you’re planning to propose 20:00 - Things we’ll leave behind in 2024 20:20 - Minghan hates main character syndrome 22:15 - We hate this little life 24:33 - Being incredibly positive and not exposing anyone here 25:00 - Positivity is like having diabetes 25:50 - Minghan’s resolution is to give you no value 26:32 - Real friends will call your toxicity out 27:10 - Gentle parenting disrupts society 29:15 - STOP STANDING UP IN THE PLANE 31:20 - Start being passive aggressive in 2025 32:30 - How To Enter A Lift: Tutorial 35:50 - Minghan longs to be old and senile 38:40 - We don’t want to watch you play pickleball 40:24 - Will Labubus go Labaibai 41:25 - Our 2025 Happy Goals 44:00 - We’re making a dating show for Vivian 46:30 - Let’s get @dmingthing to 1 million 48:46 - GIVEAWAY: Best ‘leave behind in 2024’ comment 49:35 - Regina Song’s Performance! 52:48 - Fangirl: The Tour Spoilers! Follow Regina Song on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/sleepyreggy/…

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#214 Starting a Comedy Club in Malaysia (ft. just jokes:) 52:37

27 weeks ago52:37

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Started by a group of graphic designers and marketers in 2020, just jokes: has built a name for itself as one of the most prominent pop-up comedy clubs in Malaysia! Their founders, Mahyar, Toni and Zul sat with us today to share how they birthed just jokes and their goal to make comedy accessible for all! just jokes is hosting a 16 day Comedy Festival called just jokes: Pop-up Comedy Festival from 30th Nov to 15th Dec. Check out their socials for more info! Follow just jokes: on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/justjokesmy/?hl=en 0:00 Intro 0:40 Say hello to just jokes! 3:52 just jokes: Pop-up Comedy Festival 5:28 How they birthed just jokes: 7:40 Some just jokes: lore for your enjoyment 11:12 Reflecting on just jokes:' growth 15:13 Making comedy accessible for all 19:05 Fave places to perform at 20:22 Mahyar is a KL hater [confirmed] 20:55 When just jokes: became legit.com 24:00 Creating space for people to try comedy 26:58 Ego in standup comedy 29:00 The former Queen attended just jokes:? !31:51 More about the festival 32:50 Nightmare show experiences 37:22 Flirting with aunty gone wrong 43:20 Future of comedy in Malaysia 45:40 Even more details about the festival…

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#213 First Travels To Japan: Solo vs. Family (MingsuBingsu) 1:15:42

29 weeks ago1:15:42

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We recently came back from a family trip in Japan and we wanted to share some of our travel tips and lessons we learnt along the way! Family trips abroad with young kids and the elderly can be tricky so here's everything you need to know before you plan your trip! Let us know if you enjoyed this segment and want more! 0:00 Intro 01:52 How the Japan trip came about 04:27 Quick summary of today's topic 05:36 Planning the trip 10:44 Family trip VS. Solo travelling 12:44 Travel declaration form hack 14:56 E-sim tip 16:07 Always check the weather 17:50 How we pack (differently) 20:46 Pre-purchase your train tickets/admission passes 23:29 Public transport card (Suica) tip 24:58 PSA: Taxis in Japan are expensive 26:03 Our experience flying with kids 31:17 Which airport to land at 32:46 Do THIS if you're taking a night flight 34:31 Chartering an airport van is a game changer 37:08 Train hacks: Schedules, routes and platforms 42:05 Where to buy diapers and milk 42:45 Picking our accommodation 44:30 Ask your Airbnb host for a discount! 46:50 Travel cots for kids 48:03 Planning a family-friendly itinerary 48:35 Kid-friendly restaurants 49:03 Make restaurant reservations! 50:29 Grocery store food is ichiban 54:40 Kid-friendly food 56:32 Activities to do with kids 1:00:06 Scent that clears sinuses 1:01:15 Why Tokyo is better for solo travelling 1:03:48 What souvenirs to buy in Japan 1:06:08 Cash VS. Credit card 1:08:34 How to know if the shop is gonna be expensive 1:08:57 Can you drink their tap water? 1:10:16 Managing the kids' nap time 1:11:18 Packing and buying basic necessities 1:14:01 Enjoy kid discounts and privileges…

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#212 Ming Yue: From Youtube Skits to a Sold Out Solo Show 1:06:19

31 weeks ago1:06:19

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If you’ve been following us for awhile, you might know Ming Yue from the good ol’ Youtube days but since then he has blossomed from his cocoon to venture into stand up comedy! We dived deep into how he got his start, 0:00 Intro 0:15 Quick ghostie recap 4:04 Different formats of live comedy shows 6:50 How the sales are like 11:33 Cute brotherly moment 12:20 How Ming Yue ended up doing stand up comedy? 16:50 We were nervous for Ming Yue? 20:47 Can influencers be stand up comedians? 25:20 Ming Yue’s emo “I don’t wanna be funny” phase 29:23 Dealing with hecklers 31:37 Will there be an additional show? 32:28 Dealing with self-esteem and ego issues 37:23 Was there a time when no one laughed? 39:14 YouTubers gatekeep more than comedians? 43:49 Does Ming Yue script or improvise his jokes? 46:10 How to start in stand up comedy? 47:36 What were the steps taken to prep for this solo show? 52:30 Where else to catch Ming Yue’s stand up sets 53:40 What to expect from “What Would Yue Do?” 54:10 How to chase a guy? 55:58 Why is PJ better than Subang? 57:50 How does Ming Yue take care of his hair? 59:25 How to identify if you’re aging 1:02:07 Which country would Ming Yue migrate to? 1:03:11 How many cucumbers can be go up his buttocks…

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#211 She Kena Rasuk Until She Climbed The Wall?! 1:23:19

33 weeks ago1:23:19