Book 18: Young, Dumb, and Full of Bun ft Floyd

Animorphing Time

Floyd (@liveactionfloyd) joins the Morphy Boys and immediately shows that she is better at Animorphs than them. Tyler is an ass hair away from losing it. Working on our best ‘old people’s hands’ material in this one. We’re all freaked out by the cover. Talkin’ holes with Floyd. Nasty holes. Ax is really good at passing for human. How many Cinnabons can you eat? Can any fashionable teens tell us what they’re doing clothes-wise? Kids love brands, don’t they folks? Ax and Visser 3 throw tails. What is ranch but a spicy milk sauce?

The Morphy Boys and Floyd have an existential crisis about what happens in Z-Space. Ax joins his people and is a total asshole to his Animorph friends. There’s a death chant. Betrayal. Floyd shows us the nasty hole. Floyd does the best dramatic reading yet. Close your eyes. Shhhhh. Just trust me. They do Leeran brain surgery and it’s all fine. Worms have too much protein. The Morphy Boys get dandy. We all share our Dairy Queen order. Remember to line your nasty holes up or it doesn’t work. Ax does a 9/11. Does it all work out? I dunno.