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Voyenture Time, Ep. 33 - Microfinger
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You awake. It is cold, and your bed is wet. Something is not right in the house. You look out the window and find the sun is still below the horizon. Your stomach growls. You reflect on this: breakfast will be soon, but can you wait that long? You doubt it.
You need a plan. You stretch, your body lengthening effortlessly until you can reach the other side of your room. There it is. Mister Bonkers. You pick him up, careful not to squeeze him too hard lest he squeak prematurely. Your legs still in bed next to your drool spot, you contract, your body like an enormous balloon.
Up the stairs. Down the hallway. Under the door. Next to his head. Mister Bonkers is here to help. It is breakfast time. Today, it will be early. Then it will be time for walkies. You chomp down. Mister Bonkers squeaks, a sound that fills you with joy. Squeak, squeak, says Mister Bonkers from your mouth as your friend's eyes snap open with a start. Squeak, squeak.
"Jake?" he says wearily. "What time is it?"
Squeak, squeak, answers Mister Bonkers. Mister Bonkers knows. Mister Bonkers will speak for you. You whine anyway, just to underscore the point. It is breakfast time.
"It's too early," your friend says, rolling over. This will not do. It is breakfast time. You whine again. Mister Bonkers contributes his thoughts. Squeak, squeak, squeak. Your friend covers his ears with the pillow. The sun begins to spill over the horizon. It is breakfast time.
"I really hate it when you're the dog," he says as he throws the covers back. Your tail is wagging. You cannot control, nor do you want to. Mister Bonkers is covered in your drool. He has done excellently, articulating your case carefully and clearly. You will reward him with more chewing today. Squeak, squeak, he says, as you follow your friend to the kitchen.
It is breakfast time.
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