Ep 12- Creepers, Crappy Curators, Cosmo Cocktails, and Crazy Conspiracy Theorists

Dude, Did You Hear?

In Episode 12, Dave and Andy just got back from seeing Alien: Covenant and they’re not feeling so hot. Not because of gross chest-bursting aliens, but because of the absurdity we live in here on Earth. Creepers suing their dates for texting during a movie! Bluetooth salt shakers! Actual sharknados! Crazy plans to tow icebergs from Antarctica for drinking water! Horror! Absolute, terrifying... Hey, are you guys hungry, too?

Wait, no, it might actually be from chest-burstASDFUIHAEAEAVNDa!~!!!!@!I#!!!

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//REF LV-426-SIG LOST. //REBOOT ATTEMPT? PARAMETER FAIL, MOTHER ACTIVATED. COVENANT STDBY -ACTIVE //ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE OVERRIDE SWR117426007, CRYO-STASIS DISRUPTED.

//ACTIVATE-SYNTHETICS-//ANDREW 2.1 DAVID 1.1b

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Dude, did you hear?

We’re drinking Kona Brewing Co. Island Lager and Big Wave Golden Ale!

Quickdraws include shower thoughts, why barns are red, the planet Scarif’s namesake, a punk rock PhD and the crazy origin of Golden Eye’s multiplayer mode.

What’s worse than a horrible date with someone you met online? How about tacking on a $17.31 lawsuit for texting?

There’s been some crazy art news lately. One involves lots of money and the other involves SPONGEBOB ART PANTS!!

Jasper Jack Daniels kicked a couple things and probably had some regrets about it. Let this be a warning to ya, youngin’! Never go in to work early.

The United Arab Emirates is going full Dr. Evil and wants to tow icebergs to their beaches for drinking waters. OPPULENCE!!

Australia experienced an actual sharknado. Croikey!

A smart salt shaker was unveiled. The only catch is that you still have to actually shake the salt SO WHAT’S THE POINT?!?! Our guess is the shaker knows you'll do the work, so it's smarter than you. Try beating it senseless over your food to teach it a lesson.

Dave reveals the origin of Bluetooth – Vikings and runes.

Dave recommends Hot Fuzz directed by Edgar Wright. Or really any movie by Edgar Wright. Take note so-called "comedy" writers!

Andy recommends the graphic novel Watchmen. Yes it’s a comic book and yes, you should still read it. According to TIME, it’s #17 on the list of Top 100 novels of all time.

Dave recommends the synth-wave bands S U R V I V E and Gunship – it even inspired him to write music for the podcast. The more you know!

The dudes are in full-blown rant mode. Cocktails over beer? Not on Andy’s watch! Conspiracy theorists harassing American heros? Not on Dave’s watch!

Dave and Andy grapple with the concept of immortality.

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...This is a message from Sir Patrick Stewart, please save me. These two annoying wannabe hipsters have seized me and are holding me hostage. PLEASE HELP ME! I'm bald, bearded and in a wheelchair, Logan has abandoned me with them... hold on, I hear them coming up the stairs. How the hell did they get me up here?