Every life is made better by a loving animal companion. Whether you are: freaking out about cat labor, killing birds with facial cleanser, exposing dogs to poisoned coconuts or introducing your pet to creative and disgusting uses for peanut butter, we are here to commiserate (well, maybe not the last one). Pets-Master…

We are sorry to say, Christmas is over. But don’t worry, New Years Eve is just around the corner and we’re here to guide you through it all. Whether you are resolving not to commit as many felonies this year as last, crushing your best friend’s heart or engaging in an annual tradition that may or may not involve lubricant and legumes; we are there …

It is that time of year. Festive lights, annoying music, laughing children and disembodied Snow White head ornaments. That’s right, its Christmas. This week we discuss grandma stabbing Robb for a a pair of porcelain balls, Patrick’ s heartless gift giving traditions, John’s utter neglect of his youngest child, Ross’ possession of the aforementioned…

Sisters are doing it for themselves! That is right, on this week’s episode of All Purpose Cleaners we find out what beats at the strong resilient core of a woman. Our all female panel discusses: powerful women, lessons for their younger selves, and the challenges of being a female comedian. Also, boobs; but in a very Gloria Steinem friendly manner.…

Did you have three pink peg wives (or blue peg husbands)? Did you always insist upon playing Miss Scarlet because she was so damned hot? Did you try to convince your little brother that qazer was an Arabic word for “used soap”? Did you keep pink 100 dollar bills in your pocket and red houses up your sleeve? Did you get callouses on your fingers fro…

Welcome. Won’t you step into the DEAD center of the room. We’ve being DYING to meet you. It will be a SPIRITED visit. Hopefully, you won’t get eviscerated by the homeless guy we gave two rocks of meth to work the chainsaw. I mean, of CORPSE you’ll have a good time. We love them. Whether they are the real deal of a bunch of guys wrapped in toilet pa…

Facebook is going to destroy everything sacred and good. Twitter is the sign of the decline of Western civilization. Tumbler is the new bastion of freaks and sexual deviants. And reddit… well have you ever heard of Michael Brutsh? Of course, its not all bad; unicorn chasers, awesome facebook pet accounts and this twitter account. In this episode of…

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen, beans don’t burn on the grill. Oh yeah, we’re moving on up. By the way, what in the name of heavens do those lyrics mean? Of course, we’re going to suppose it has some kind of faintly racist element; since, after all it was the 70s. But I own a kitchen, and I have fried many catfish therein. Yes, its messy, but its in…

So you’re wondering whether you should wax your eyebrows; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering whether you should pluck that stray hair; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering whether you should take the plunge and invest in those double Ds; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering how much product is too much product for a man; w…

Yes, they are watching us. No, they are not impressed. Why trailer parks? Why cows? Why probes? The truth is out there, and we are going to find it. Let us be the Mulder to your Scully. In other words, let us be the crazy person to your sane person. Listen in as we put on tin foil hats, watch fuzzy videos of helicopters and blimps, and presume that…

Like your drunk aunt as she sits on your mom’s Naugahyde couch after Thanksgiving dinner the minute after you announce your plans to get a doctorate in Literature. Like the tattooed and mostly toothless CVS checkout girl when your kid has a slight meltdown because you won’t buy them a bag of Pixie Stix (Now with more sugar!) Like the sweaty fat guy…

This week we give you our version of “Inside the Actor’s Studio”; only with more references to pre-teen summer camp tassel spinning contests. (Yes, you read that right, apparently that happened.) During this weeks episode of All Purpose Cleaner we explore the emotional impetus that drives our comedic instincts. If you ever wondered why we do what w…

They always say make your art about what you know. Random travel, face plants, vomit sprinklers, brownie hangovers, and scratch and sniff textbooks. Good times. Click the link below to listen. WARNING- Adult Content. Drinking-Master If you like All Purpose Cleaner why not help other people discover it by rating or commenting at the iTunes store or …

This podcast includes simultaneous discussion of lard, slip and slides, and church camp. Do we really need to say anything else to get you to listen? All right, fine: bears, screaming girls, delirious Ross, neo-Nazi bachelor parties, and high school drinking. Yeah, its that kind of podcast. Click the link below to listen. WARNING- Adult Content. Ca…

We have decided to abandon all pretense. Yes, we have broken the final podcasting taboo and recorded a podcast that features a story equal parts hilarious and “oh, my heavens, why.” This is the one they will talking about around the office doughnut table, for days to come. (However, after discussing it everyone will also listlessly float back to th…

If you forgot to pick up a copy of InTouch while you were waiting to check out from the grocery, we’ve got your back. If you are wondering about the details of what John Travolta allegedly did with a male masseur, we’ve got your back. If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “You know who I just hate; George Clooney,” we’ve got got your back. If you eve…

A few tips: if you think Ross’ is about to break-up with you, loan him your car, then steal it; if you think Kristin is about to break-up with you, join a cult; if you think Rob is about to break-up with you, move into his apartment complex. During this week’s episode of All Purpose Cleaner we discuss booty calls, You-Tube proposals, psycho ex near…

We blow the lid off of J. Edgar Hoover’s intimate involvement in one of histories greatest tragedies. We show you how your wii is contributing to the slow deliberate decline of Western civilization. We out one of America’s greatest statesmen. In other words, in this episode of All Purpose Cleaner we make ourselves the subjects of one of the largest…

What ever happened to the golden age of television comedy? Who is the most annoying sitcom sidekick? When did Happy Days really “jump the shark”? Whose hotter Uncle Jesse John Stamos or ER John Stamos? What would Barbara Billingsley be like in the sack? Have you ever asked yourself these questions? Do you have many friends? Have you taken your medi…

And now for some advice that you can really use. And by “can really use” we mean of course “probably can’t effectively use at all” and “if you do use, we can be neither liable nor culpable”. In this crazy world we all need someone with whom to share our journey; and what better way to find that person then with a awkward pun about genitalia. In thi…

If you have ever come home to find your wife’s delicates in your sock drawer, after listening to this podcast you’ll knew whose ass to kick. If you have ever thought about doing something really mean to Kristin, after listening to this podcast you won’t. If you have ever received a moldy loaf of zucchini bread in the mail, after listening to this p…

So, you have woken up to discover that the world is over run by zombies. Naturally, the first thing you did was go to the internet to see what advice you could find from Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedians. We don’t really care how you came to find out about us; we’re just glad you did. Here is our advice. First, if you are in the company of anyon…

We should start this one with a disclaimer, if you are a hard core video gamer, we apologize. You should still listen however, because nothing is funnier than a bunch of noobs talking about getting high scores on their Colecos and Intellivisions. (For the record, Burgertime kicked ass.) During this episodes of All Purpose Cleaner, Kristin tells of …

Looking for a friend’s side table, shaved barbie heads, used un-unmentionables, a broken player piano, a heavily annotated Trapper-Keeper, or a priced to move Thomas the Train table? Well if you are, have we got a deal for you. This week, the gang discuss their shared and moderately disturbing obsession with buying other peoples stuff. It is a sad …

If you are base jumping from Victoria Falls, kayaking through the Gauley River’s Lost Paddle Rapids, climbing up Nanga Parbat’s Rupal Face, or jumping a Segway over the Snake River Canyon; have we go the listening companion for you. In this week’s episodeof All Purpose Cleaner we discuss Daredevils and learn why: John takes out an insurance policy …

It’s been a little while since you heard from us, but now we are back with a vengeance. This week the guys get together to talk about crying to the Dowager Countess, hair product, evening attire, and Marley and Me; in other words Manhood. But don’t worry, its not as pathetic as it sounds, there’s always Ross. Click the link below to listen. WARNING…

For our newer listeners, this week we are publishing a blast from the past, one of earliest eps for your listening pleasure. Listen. Enjoy. Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: geek taxonomy, Furby home wreckers, man crushes, beef sandwich goodness and much, much more. Click…

Everybody has a few quirks, a few vices; we on the other hand have some serious problems. During this week’s episodes we discuss why you should probably not sneak up on Rob if it ever looks like he might have something in his mouth, shopping therapy, Kristin’s facial hair care and much, much more. Click the link below to listen. WARNING- Adult Cont…

Why not take a chance and listen to our latest podcast; but know, if you do in seven days a very angry and very short man will climb out of your computer screen and give you such a wet willy…. that you may go….. insane. Mewhhhaa ha ha. Oh heavens; that was lame. But thankfully, this weeks podcast is not. This week we discuss horror movie cliches, c…

It’s the end of the world as we know it and we feel fine. Yes, if the Mayans are to be believed, the end may be near; but at least you can go out with a smile on your face. This week we discuss job paths for success in the dystopian wasteland, the up side of the end of existence, some serious 80’s sweetheart hate and much, much more. Click the link…

It’s your friendly neighborhood improv troupe! That right, It’s Podcastin’ Time! This week we discuss superheros. To all the rabid fanboys and girls, we get it; our command of the subject is weak, our knowledge is puny, our fitness to breath the same air as you is suspect, please do not flame us. This weak we discuss the scourge of Hanna Barabara, …

This is how it all started. For those that are new to All Purpose Cleaner, give our first episode a listen. In it we examine: why Rob has a scar on his ear, the design of a shirt we intend to sell this summer in P-Town, Massachusetts, and why, when kissing, you should not lead with the tongue. Click the link below to listen. WARNING- Adult Content.…

Will you have us? Will you hold us? In sicker and poorer? Till death do us part? God, wedding vows are a serious downer? Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: emotional grooms, magic marker love notes, fun, but possibly illegal reception rituals and much, much more. Click the…

Ve vant to zuck vour zlood. But if you don’t mind would you give a blood sample. And do you think you could wipe your neck down with this wet nap. Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: undead dentures, monster death matches, dates that are certain to end badly, taxi cab confe…

Get out of our dreams and into our podcast. Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: old Bob Dylan, motor boating accidents, sand dune fatalities, bungee experiments and much, much more. Click the link below to listen. WARNING- Adult Content. Concerts Master…

We’ve got 99 problems and a ghost is one. Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: ghostly encounters, electronic birds, metaphysical explorations, bed and breakfast reviews and much, much more. Click the link below to listen. WARNING- Adult Content. Ghost Master…

Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: car accidents, immigration tactics, blow up latex glove turkeys, the rage of a pregnant woman and much, much more. Click the link below to listen. WARNING- Adult Content. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN- Car Wreck…

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