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Avast! Ye Scoundrel

Rick Storer, Michael Zalusky

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Avast! Ye Scoundrel: It's not about stuff. Your hosts, California-based comedians Rick Storer and Michael Zalusky, take you on a magical boat ride down the Stream of Consciousness. Usually an interesting guest stops by, and we always have a good time.
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The funny Alfred Robles joins the podcast and we talk about his mom giving his things away with out his knowledge & people coming over with out notice, then being that person. We also talk being in a group chat, dominoes, designated hang out time & his best friend, his cat. Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @alfredrobles Support the podcast: www…
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The funny Amy Miller re-joins the podcast this week to talk about getting paid, rug longevity, those who say "someone gave me COVID", the best beach going shoe, having goals while not being structured & MORE! Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @amymiller Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/nosirpod Listen here: Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.a…
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The funny Dave Ross joins me and we talk about people getting super mad about things that don't matter, Incubus, anxiety, Snapple facts, comedians being able to be dishonest onstage, Sunday driver walkers, NYC and MORE! Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @davetotheross Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/nosirpod Listen here: Apple podcasts: htt…
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The funny Orlando Leyba is the guest this week and we dive into roast beef, people on planes, faking being a weirdo, getting bullied on your way home from school & MORE!! Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @heylando Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/nosirpod Listen here: Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-sir-i-dont-like-…
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The funny Mike Glazer joins me to get his gripe on about groups of people larger than 5, venting protocol, recycling, annoying parts of the cannabis community, lamps, lighting & MORE! Make sure and check out his podcast Weed & Grub too! Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @glazerboohoohoo Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/nosirpod Listen here: …
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The always hilarious Katie Hughes joins me as we recount my adventure of taping a set for HBO in New York City. Plenty of things I didn't like! Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @katiebruise Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/nosirpod Listen here: Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-sir-i-dont-like-it/id1220217369 Stitcher…
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The funny Ian Bagg joins me and we talk about comedy clubs, crazy neighbors, parking for the greater good, having a dog with a big hog and much much more! Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @ianbagg Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/nosirpod Listen here: Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-sir-i-dont-like-it/id1220217369 S…
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Enjoy this controversial episode with the very funny Irene Tu where she reveals she doesn't like nail polish, podcasts, being an introvert, irish goodbyes, eating a meal by yourself, steaks, halloween candy and so much more! Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @irene_tu Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/nosirpod Listen here: Apple podcasts: htt…
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Enjoy this hotel episode where Paul Hooper and Carlos Valencia join the pod and we talk about horrible road comic accommodations, being bored by what most people want to do, thirst traps, olives, bleu cheese, bread and so much more! Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @paulehooper @carlosvcomedy Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/nosirpod Listen…
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The hilarious Corey Ryan Forrester joins me and we talk about the too soon in online content, comedy, being right, micro dosing, gladiators & MORE! Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @coreyrforrester Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/nosirpod Listen here: Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-sir-i-dont-like-it/id1220217369 …
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I'm back baby! Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/nosirpod Listen here: Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-sir-i-dont-like-it/id1220217369 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=136556&refid=stpr Laughable: https://laughable.app.link/aEzkVj3PyM Podbean: https://nosiridontlikeit.podbean.c…
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Second ever LIVE No Sir Pod from the World Famous Comedy Store with the funny Brad Williams. We laugh about ladies farting on cakes and drive-thru strip clubs, he talks about being a new dad, how everything shouldn't be rated and talking to boring parents. Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @bradwilliamscomic @funnybrad Support the podcast: www.p…
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The funny Gary Petersen joins me this week and we talk about anxiety, terrible gigs, hecklers, beards and saying the funniest thing you can think of even though it's not nice. We also talk about being of service to others, drugs, genres of comedy and his new album! Buy Gary's new album "Yellow Belt Confidence" here: https://deadandmellow.com/store …
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In this psycho solo episode I talk about rats, the halloween spirit, horror movies, video games and cute people getting you to do stuff. I get into self-deprecation, micro-dosing and candy corn. Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/nosirpod Listen here: Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-si…
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Akeem Woods join me this week and we talk about the weird shit people say to you after shows, devils advocates, about flying and about people who don't research comedians before they see them. We talk so much about games (board/video games), game etiquette and lying about being good at games. Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @akeemwoods Support…
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Ole battle axe Bryan Vokey, my former podcast co-host joins me this week and talk about how our podcast partnership ended, being someones last phone call, how Bryan will be in the nursing home and Bahn Mis. We also talk about getting pegged, tight knit families, seeing a musician later in life, the VA doc and sloppy joes. Enjoy! Follow us: @nosirpo…
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The funny and delightful Janae Burris joins me this week and we talk about being in an Art School cult, dating older dudes, being marriage material and being the second wife. We also talk about the funeral scam, obliging someone's last wishes, dudes who don't dance, going down on chicks and chocolate ice cream milkshakes. Follow us: @nosirpod @thef…
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The first every LIVE No Sir Pod recorded at The World Famous Comedy Store on the sunset strip in Los Angeles with my incredible guest, Ron Funches! We talk cartoons, traveling, unstylish MFs & using Kanye's mental health as a way to sway votes. We also talk about talking shit, hate watching things and edibles. Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @…
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Freddy Lockhart joins me this week and we talk about hearing people eat, rewatching movies & tv shows and being reminiscent of prank calls. We also talk about politicizing precautions, writing, the LAPD and having a conspiracy theorist therapist. Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @freddylockhartsinsta Support the podcast! www.patreon.com/nosirpo…
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Doug Stanhope joins the pod and OH the chat we have. Enjoy! Buy his new book "No Encore for the Donkey" https://www.audible.com/pd/No-Encore-for-the-Donkey-Audiobook/B08FMTGS9S Listen to his new special "Last of a Dying Breed" https://www.amazon.com/Dying-Last-Breed-Doug-Stanhope/dp/B08CY4XDMC Here is the "Fear in the U.S. News Media" video he was …
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The very funny, Atlanta based, Ian Aber joins the pod and we talk about Tom Hanks, how pro wrestling is soap operas for boys and what you want to see when your life is flashing before your eyes. Ian talks about the Chilean government, air fryers, sports explanations, women who wear shoes that are to small and his relationship with money. Gripe of t…
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The funny and my long time friend Johnny Beehner joins and we talk about pet worship, people who are anti-voicemail and bombing when we can do stand-up again. We learn Johnny hates the phrase "I'm sorry, but," tomatoes, a rift in the family flatulence dinner policy and the proper way to eat candy. Gripe of the week this week goes to: Bobby Hill for…
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The funniest Irishman I know, Sean Finnerty joins the podcast, we talking about enjoying quarantine, Sean not knowing what claustrophobia means and loving it when friends have the ability to check you. We also talk people who talk to their "haters" like they have them, secrets, finding the line, mushrooms, selective OCD, mannequins and filling out …
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After a few months of a hiatus, No Sir Pod is back, first with a solo episode with Carmen. She talks about fake fighting, pandemic conjugal visits and peoples fascinations with beverages. She also talks social media ads figuring you out, how 90s R&B justified jealous behavior, her hard 180 shift in high school and a time she did not regret being a …
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The funny Katie Hughes joins me and we talk about fights you can almost hear, the DNC, Christians faith levels and cool city chickens and their owners. We also talk about productivity in quarantine, moral grandstanding and doing anything is better than nothing. Gripe of the Week this week goes to: Kristen Gilreath for "My boss's boss's boss sitting…
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The brilliantly funny Owen Smith joins me and we talk about pandemic resolutions, we go pretty hard on the clipboard people and the girl scouts vs. boy scouts. We talk about opening any story with "funny story," Owen tells a story of a party he went to that had 5 of his exes and I talk about wishing I had resting bitch face. We also talk Larry Mant…
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This is my first ever solo episode so bare with with me. I talk about Tiger King, conspiracy theories, being a closeted romantic, producing Zoom comedy shows and arguing with yourself regularly. I also talk about isolation, people hoarding tp instead of getting a bidet and saving an old lady. Gripe of the week goes to: Michael Glazer for "People br…
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The very funny Darius Bennett joins me this week and we talk about people who bite their nails, going up on ladders, people who sneeze out in the open and swinger porn. We both swap stories of times we went crazy and Darius regales us with tales of his short lived time as a male stripper. We also talk about the difference between a threesome and ru…
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Pedro Lima joins the podcast again, this time with his rad daughter and we obviously talk about our current situation. We talk about all the different things we've heard about the corona virus, who we are listening to, quarantined life and how people are reacting to being cooped up. Gripe of the week goes to: Joseph John "Coronavirus memes. Not bec…
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Hilarious comedian and father of 2, Jay Larson joins me this week and we talk about phrases we can't stand, getting in touch with our black identity, when they're out of the thing they're known for and MacDonalds. We also get into his bossy daughter, teaching your kids about money and how Friday night doesn't matter as much as it used to. Gripe of …
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International hilarious sensation Tiff Stevenson joins me this week and we talk about friends complaining about something and then arguing with you when you take their side. We get into text miscommunications, people who use the word "Hubby" or "Hubster" and vape emporiums. We also talk baby-ccinos, art being a viable money making business and pare…
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Roadcast with the funny Jeremiah Watkins! From Albany, we talk about this bomb of a place we went to eat that was oddly enough called Bombers, we talk about the infamous late show Friday, loud eaters & scraping the corner of the car door. We also talk which drug is associated with which Winnie the Pooh characters, being somewhat of a germaphobe, gu…
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The funny Grant Lyon joins me this week and we talk about his process of making his new album "Scheduled Fun Time". We talk about our differences when it comes to structure and authority, doing nice things for people and not feeling like you are tortured enough to be an artist. We also talk about standing up for people getting you into fights and n…
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Comedian and new millionaire Brenton Biddlecombe joins me this week and we talk about the right way toilet paper is supposed to go, the beach and the trials of being a short dude with a baby face. We also discuss comedy's lack of sub genres, winning a million dollars playing fantasy football and having never done drugs. CHECK OUT THE NEW INTRO SONG…
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The funny Frank Castillo is the guest this week and he does a great impression of an 80s comedian by complaining about his wife a bunch. We talk about sharing with your siggo, faking it til you making it to a fault, being customer service representative. We talk about some Comedy Store inside info and we also talk abusive relationships, being direc…
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The delightful and hilarious David Gborie joins the pod this week and we talk about mean waitresses, dog culture and the severity of porn. Carmen talks about her chat room experience, they discuss the comment section, "diversity" and the all or nothing division of people when it comes to notifications CHECK OUT THE NEW INTRO SONG BY GREG SGAMMATO!!…
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The funny Raanan Hershberg joins me this weeka and we talk about getting sober, comedians being frauds, grandstanding white people who say shit like "Dear White People" and comedians helping comedians. We also talk about getting off of SSRIs, performing with panic attacks and the constant back and forth of being present vs. being self aware. CHECK …
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The funny Stephen Furey joins me this week and we talk about how people are bad at edibles, having busy anxiety and how long movies have gotten. We also talk about rich people getting weird about staying young, how Stephen is over grown up sleep overs and our relationship with credit cards. CHECK OUT THE NEW INTRO SONG BY GREG SGAMMATO!! @gregsgamm…
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The very funny Ahmed Bharoocha is my guest this week; we dive into the breakfast monopoly and I talk shit about the free hotel breakfast. We discuss guns, gin and people trying to tell you why you shouldn't like something you already do. We also make fun of people who complain about things on social media that are the things that have always been s…
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The funny Ibo Brewer joins the pod this week and we talk about being a sweater, how there's no focus on the role of the father and masculinity with vulnerability. We find out about Ibo's love for Vikings, talk about being a racial boogeyman, gen X and how so many interpersonal problems are from a lack of respect. CHECK OUT THE NEW INTRO SONG BY GRE…
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Being back in Orlando for the holidays, 2 of my best friends in comedy, Pedro Lima and Ricky Reyes join the pod (while drinking Puerto Rican moonshine and Hennessy), we talk getting out of an awful gig, what kind of haircut Jesus would haveand the decline of dressing up. We also talk about doing drugs to “expand your mind”, when you should or shoul…
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On this fun roadcast episode the funny Jackie Kashian joins and talks about hating when Christmas ends, juggling family and work when she's in the midwest, Hallmark/Lifetime movies. We also talk about self serve restaurants, comedy accidentally influencing society and getting caught up in being a completionist. CHECK OUT THE NEW INTRO SONG BY GREG …
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The funny Greg Coleman joins me this week and he shares a bomb story in front of Waka Flocka's family, knowing how woke someone is by lotion, facetiming in public and parents who walk their kinds into the school. We also talk about Greg's transition from athlete to comedian, dongs on leashes at the leashless dog park and Greg starts beef with Blake…
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The funny, fast paced Myq Kaplan joins us so there is tons of self reflection on this episode! Myq is actually a better person by the end. We talk about generalizations, mindful eating and having a pet peeve that is pet peeves. We also talk about honking, direct vs indirect communication and fairness in friendship. CHECK OUT THE NEW INTRO SONG BY G…
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Francisco Ramos joins me this week and we talk about negative reinforcement when you’re growing up, not liking something but doing nothing to change it and people who get greedy with freebies. We talk about man handling silverware, going from relationship to relationship, toilet seat AIDS and putting your feet up on the dash board of the car. CHECK…
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The funny Connor McSpadden joins the pod this week and we talk about coming into some money when you used to be on food stamps, coming from Chino Hills, mixing alcohol and Xanax, and Carmen starts talking about having PCOS and why she hates on rich kids (she's jealous and not for the reason you think). CHECK OUT THE NEW INTRO SONG BY GREG SGAMMATO!…
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Drew Morgan and D.J. Lewis join the pod this week and we get raunchy! We talk about working in a haunted porn shop, compulsive masterbating and attending a sex party. We also break down the tittie milk squirting video, twerking, group work outs and people who lead exercise videos. Drew & D.J. also talk about their new podcast "Into the Abiscuit" wh…
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The curious and hilarious Al Jackson joins the pod this week and they talk about why some words stick around forever and some fade away and get into how people are manipulated by convenience. They also talk about men not being allowed to be sad, White Claw, how much we have progressed as people and how we decide who gets in trouble for things said.…
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Lisa Curry is the guest this week! She regales us with a plethora of things she doesn't like people who drag their feet, story interrupters, inconsiderate parkers and honkers. They talk about people who don't appreciate what they have, pussy vs. the prius, only complaining to your level and Carmen goes on a weird motivational speaker kick at the en…
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While in Las Vegas, Carmen sits down with the very funny comedian Landry and they talk about Vegas, he tells of HIS side of the Mia story (from previous episode), his disdain for people with no spatial recognition and feet. They also talk about people on cruises, wanting a pet/kid, rats, going to the Philippines and when to take off the condom when…
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