Best Internet Phantoms Podcasts (2024)

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S3E057: Chiropractic Law and Bigfoot Induced Glossolalia with Special Guest Ruckus 2:03:52

1h ago2:03:52

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Mandolins and missing fingers, the human body has more healing power than we think. Alternative medicine, America is built on scams, Sumo’s acupuncture adventures. The history of chiropractic. Sumo’s law argument with William of Fenoli. Sumo is a chiropractor of law. Where does authority come from? Contracts with the government and sovereign immuni…

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S3E056: The Owl and UFO Connection with Special Guest Mike Clelland 2:07:05

36m ago2:07:05

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Scientific folklorism, the UFO phenomenon and the owl aspect of the greater mystery. Synchronicities, camping and owl stories. Psychic grizzly bears. Mike’s abductee experience story. Speculations about how owls are connected to UFOs, screened memories and spiritual transformations after UFO encounters. Owl patterns with UFOs, meditation, psychedel…

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Episode 60: Rocket Power 1:36:18

11d ago1:36:18

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BUSTED! We're back from summer break with a very summer show: Rocket Power! Put on your pads, get out your tiny shirts, big pants, crimped hair and a massive sense of abandon as we time travel back to the late 90's and its signature style.By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode #103: Voluntary Isekai

5h ago

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Featuring: Merve ThoughtsThoughtsThoughts Wolfman Jew The Kappa Editor: The Kappa Timestamps: 0:15 – Introduction 5:40 – Might & Magic Heroes VII and the State of Ubisoft 20:35 – Baldur’s Gate 3 38:35 – Borderlands 54:15 – Dungeons of Hinterberg 1:05:10 – “7/10” Games: Intro 1:07:20 – “7/10” Games: Resident Evil: Revelations 1:11:55 – “7/10” Games:…

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S3E055: Solar Idealism with Special Guest Jack Donovan 1:35:16

4d ago1:35:16

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The Order of Fire and what Jack Donovan’s been up to. The manosphere before Jordan Peterson, the Alt Right before it became whatever it is now. The collapse of identities, “White” is an identity for people without an identity, if something’s everything then it’s nothing. California spirituality. Creating culture and why conservatives keep losing. H…

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S3E054: There's no Justice like Angry Mob Justice 1:14:47

23d ago1:14:47

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Everything’s a lie because words can’t capture reality. Orbits, launching rockets into “space,” weird trajectories, how orbits work doesn’t make sense. Trump’s ear healed awfully quick didn’t it? Shoe symbolism The riots in the U.K. The Olympics, everything is the culture war, optimizing the fun out of sports. Paris is gross, what did you expect fr…

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S3E053: Meat and Greet 2:06:18

18d ago2:06:18

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Is Biden dead, alive fake, using body double, using A.I. or all the above? We haven’t had a good old-fashioned coup in a while. The CrowdStrike outage and why it may be linked to Biden’s sudden disappearance. The history of CrowdStrike, the 2016 election and the Russians. Shutting down the space station, new generational technology, re-writing the …

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S3E052: Removal Skit 1:41:40

30d ago1:41:40

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The event, real or fake? World War Z, zombies, zombie movies, the Tenth Man Protocol. Questions about the security at the event, conspiracy candy, incompetence, women secret service officers and D.E.I. The photo, the collapse of various government institutions, scapegoats, hallmarks of shooting events, media discussion of the event. People died! It…

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Episode #102: Wet Dads

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Featuring: Merve QuinleyThorne The Kappa Editor: The Kappa Timestamps: 0:35 – Introduction 4:15 – Summer Game Fest: General Thoughts 6:45 – PlayStation State of Play 30:05 – Guerrilla Collective 44:10 – Access-Ability Summer Showcase 52:40 – Summer Game Fest Live 1:11:50 – Day of the Devs 1:21:00 – Devolver Digital 1:22:45 – Atlus Exclusive Showcas…

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S3E051: The Apparition of Our Lady of Bad Internet 2:06:23

1M ago2:06:23

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Presidential diversity, don’t ask and don’t tell for mentally challenged presidential candidates. The debates! Bioethics, government budgets, the United States is still number one, U.S. bureaucracy can’t be topped. We have made America great again and it’ll be even greater in the future, and sillier. The transition to faker and gayer and maybe even…

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S3E050: Red Shifts and Realities 1:26:40

2M ago1:26:40

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Math in the universe, Christian Doppler, calculus, The Doppler Effect. What if narrative and reality itself has a red shift? Gobekli Tepe weirdness. The succession of popes in Catholicism. Does the number of observers affect the Narrative Doppler Effect? Dogma increases as population increases. The Doppler Effect is a shadow of fundamental truths a…

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S3E049: Building Resilient Infrastructure for Generations 1:18:54

2M ago1:18:54

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Keep on rocking in the free world. The genius of Antony Blinken and the war in Ukraine. Why did we have to take out Libya? How do we start our own political movement? The Build a Bridge to Hawaii party. Building real bridges to construct metaphorical bridges. Building things instead of adding to the destruction of things. Racist native Hawaiians. A…

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Episode #101: The Papier-Mâché Computer

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Featuring: Merve The Kappa Editor: The Kappa Timestamps: 0:10 – Introduction 0:50 – Fallout Series on Prime Video 25:15 – The Prytania Media Snafu 47:40 – Recent Industry Data 1:11:05 – Children of the Sun 1:17:50 – Princess Peach: Showtime! 1:32:25 – Dragon’s Dogma 2 1:45:45 – ReCore 1:57:05 – Conclusion Download Link: https://archive.org/details/…

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Episode 59: As Told By Ginger 1:50:57

3M ago1:50:57

1:50:57

In an Animateys first, we sit down for the 2nd time to discuss a show that, on first pass almost got a shallow treatment from us, but on second pass was so much more than we remembered. As Told By Ginger will certainly be a different take on the shows we tend to see from Nickelodeon. Note, this episode is longer than our typical ones.…

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S3E048: Myths and Meteors 1:51:24

3M ago1:51:24

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Welcome to the new theater podcast, Sumo recites the play “An Iliad.” Discussing the Iliad, the Odyssey, poetry, and literature. Sumo thinks he’s like Achilles in many ways. The masses just can’t seem to handle waking up. Two excellent examples, Terrance Howard on the Joe Rogan Experience and Jonathan Pageau’s meteorite. You can’t tell people thing…

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Episode #100: Fully Losing the Game… in the Coolest Way Possible

4M ago

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Featuring: Merve LittleMac Lovely Bones The Kappa Editor: The Kappa Timestamps: 0:15 – Introduction 5:05 – The Closure of Rooster Teeth 17:10 – Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth 34:15 – NetHack 48:00 – Dragon Age II 1:04:15 – Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader 1:19:45 – 100th Episode Q&A: Arcades 1:30:10 – 100th Episode Q&A: gen:LOCK 1:32:30 – 100th Episo…

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The Moth Podcast: Star Wars 39:18

4M ago39:18

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This is an episode of The Moth, another podcast we think you'll enjoy. On this episode of The Moth Podcast, we visit a galaxy far far away, with three stories all about the impact of Star Wars. Plus, a discussion about why Star Wars has resonated for more than 50 years. Hosts: Brandon Grant-Walker and Edgar Ruiz, Jr. Storytellers: Dame Wilburn conf…

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S3E047: Being Trad Before it was Cool 1:22:53

4M ago1:22:53

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Boning up on racism, spiritual blackness and how do we fix Africa? Anti-Semitism. The Bible is now illegal! Everyone panic! Politics is just professional wrestling, gay hammer fights, everyone remember how laws are made? How politics actually work. The online Trad community. Sumo is an intellectual creative on the front lines of several different i…

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S3E046: I Know What it is but if You Ask Me I Don’t 1:35:23

4M ago1:35:23

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Complaining about the Internet, Disney is the reason why children’s sports suck, the American scam. Sumo explains additional dimensions, physics, and String Theory. No one knows what time is. Dolores Cannon and past life regression, measuring time which doesn’t exist, Star Seeds and Einstein was an idiot. Adam Apollo is Sumo’s favorite guy on the I…

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S3E045: Lunacy Unleashed 57:27

5M ago57:27

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Why doesn’t God answer prayers? The eclipse still doesn’t make sense and there’s way too many statistically impossible things about the moon. Is the moon a portal to “The Other Side?” The Cavendish Experiment revisited. Why things are the way the are and why our audience is enlightened. Links Watch Gravity Pull to Metal Balls Together More Links ww…

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S3E044: Legalism Gone Wild 2:21:53

5M ago2:21:53

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The eclipse is impossible, and no one uses the heliocentric model to predict anything. Eclipses are predicted using an ancient method called the Saros Cycle. Don’t be afraid about all the weird stuff happening during the eclipse. Red heifers, the shoe thing, Sumo’s anti-Semitic tirade. Earthquakes, as above so below as a cosmic principle, gambling …

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Episode 58: The Wild Thornberrys 1:36:17

5M ago1:36:17

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Animateys is on the trail of the illusive "Wild Thornberry" species. We have a smashing episode for you. For example, did you know that the adult caretakers of the Thornberry species almost entirely ignore their young? Or that they adopt all sorts of outsiders with no consideration of the consequences? Learn this and more on today's episode. Blalar…

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Episode 57: Codename Kids Next Door 1:15:34

6M ago1:15:34

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Operation A.N.I.M.A.T.E.Y.S.: Animation Nerds Intermittently Muse About Toons Excitedly Yet Sensually.This time we discuss Codename: Kids Next Door. However, do be warned, like any good spy movie or show, we take many twists and turns away from the show to discuss other clandestine topics.By AniMateys Podcast

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S3E043: On the Verge with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings 1:25:22

6M ago1:25:22

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You only want things because other people want them, scapegoating, the coming pole shift, the Early Life section, giving up your authority and agency. Vaccination as a religious sacrifice, religious rituals, 2020-2022 was an apocalypse. René Girard, memetic desire, levels of conspiracy. Society has to be built on a lie, breaking the illusion. They …

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S3E042: EnPIEronmentally Friendly 1:59:21

6M ago1:59:21

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Big tech companies are not profitable, how it actually works, lots of money from the CIA, NSA and government. Censorship on the Internet isn’t as bad as you think. Leftists and Right-Wingers both have persecution complexes. Gab’s charging money and people are freaking out. Ads on the Internet don’t pay for anything. State-enforced homosexuality. El…

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S3E041: A Gas Station for Your Soul 1:59:05

6M ago1:59:05

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Rebranding the show. Spiritual swingers, living in unprecedented times and discussing the Owen Cyclops interview from the previous episode. Leaving the consensus reality, what’s our new operating system? Trying to find all the answers. Christianity in today’s day and age with the Internet. Trying on ideas like you’d try on clothes. Politics, the le…

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S3E040: Interview with Special Guest Owen Cyclops 1:32:53

6M ago1:32:53

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Religion, Philosophy, Metaphysics, Cryptids and more! Links Owen Cyclops’ Link Tree Own Cyclops on Twitter/X www.owencyclops.com www.owencomics.com Channel One: The First Collection of Comics Babyology: Volume One More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe…

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Episode #99: The Ribisi Spectrum

7M ago

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Featuring: Merve Captain Blasto The Kappa Editor: The Kappa Timestamps: 0:15 – Introduction 2:00 – Awesome Games Done Quick 2024 7:35 – Regiments 14:25 – Puzzmo and Social Puzzle Solving 24:30 – Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora 39:10 – Reviewing Our 2023 Predictions 55:20 – Our 2024 Predictions 1:46:35 – The Delay Prediction Game: Last Year’s Results, …

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The Toxicity Of Couples on Valentine's Day Needs to End 15:37

7M ago15:37

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》》✒️Author WeirdBryceGuy Readings for the series Phantom Bites come from r/nosleep, the late night scary tales of the internet where one can share their most chilling of experiences. Will you believe them or pretend to never have heard of the frights told here? 》》✅ Join the Patreon for 2 Days early access and more! 》》🎶 Music and sound effects: Epid…

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Episode 56: Kim Possible 1:21:46

7M ago1:21:46

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Call us, beep us, if you wanna reach us! We're back with Kim Possible, an early 2000's romp that asks the question: What if the average high school girl was anything but average?By AniMateys Podcast

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S3E039: Celestial Mafia Godfathers with Special Guest Gary Wayne 1:40:43

7M ago1:40:43

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About Gary Wayne’s book The Genesis 6 Conspiracy and it’s upcoming sequel. Two Genesis creation stories and pre-Adamic humans? Was Adam created after Day 7? Giants, Goliath, King Og, Gilgamesh, how big were they? Two different lines of humans and how does that affect us today? The Nachash, a serpentine race, Seraphim are dragons and angels don’t te…

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S3E038: A Voice in the Apocalypse 45:13

7M ago45:13

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This episode is about a week late because Kavi didn’t know Sumo sent this to him. Right vs Left, switching the poles and charging the battery. The Davos crowd changing sides? Trump getting re-elected. Everything is based on consent. Don’t get fooled. More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscrib…

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Episode #98: The Phantom Burp: The 2023 Year-End GamesCast

8M ago

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Featuring: Merve Science is Bad Wolfman Jew The Kappa LittleMac Bloomed Wings 3rdstringhero Editor: The Kappa Timestamps: 0:15 – Introduction 3:05 – The Game Awards 2023: Discourse 32:25 – The Game Awards 2023: Announcements 1:02:20 – Layoffs and the State of the Games Industry 1:30:25 – LittleMac’s Top 3 1:38:05 – Bloomed Wings’s Top 3 1:40:35 – 3…

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A Christmas Horror Story 6:40

8M ago6:40

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》》✒️Author Gh0ststories Readings for the series Phantom Bites come from r/nosleep, the late night scary tales of the internet where one can share their most chilling of experiences. Will you believe them or pretend to never have heard of the frights told here? 》》✅ Join the Patreon for 2 Days early access and more! 》》🎶 Music and sound effects: Epide…

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S3E037: The Showdown is Here with Special Guest Crrow777 1:33:54

9M ago1:33:54

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The importance of cosmology. Defending and respecting Santa Claus. Crrow777 Interview The Lunar Wave and Crrow777’s Shoot the Moon documentary. Technology, AI, filming the sky and seeing strange anomalies, especially in chemtrails. Crrow777’s Law of High Definition. Shadows, infinite light, eclipses and sungazing. Citizenship and identities. Cathed…

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Episode #97: I Know that Person from the Internet!

9M ago

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Featuring: Merve QuinleyThorne Captain Blasto The Kappa Editor: The Kappa Timestamps: 0:15 – Introduction 13:20 – The Game Awards: Introduction 15:40 – The Game Awards: Nomination Discussion, Part 1 2:14:15 – The Game Awards: Nomination Discussion, Part 2 2:29:15 – The Game Awards: Predictions 2:55:35 – Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His …

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Episode #96: Growling at Hashiba

9M ago

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Featuring: Merve QuinleyThorne The Kappa Editor: The Kappa Timestamps: 0:15 – Introduction 2:35 – Dordogne 11:50 – Alan Wake 2 25:25 – The Lord of the Rings: Return to Moria 34:25 – Wartales 37:10 – Super Mario Bros. Wonder 48:25 – Atelier Ryza 3 and Gust’s Work 57:40 – Bungie Layoffs and Sony Finances, Part 1 1:07:50 – Silent Hill: Ascension and G…

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S3E036: Taking the Pope Hostage 1:12:19

9M ago1:12:19

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The history of Thanksgiving and Squanto. The Irish riots and why protests don’t work. Protests are fake violence and they’re stupid. The Irish protests are only going to result in the government passing more hate speech laws. Democracy is mostly fake. No one ever learns anything. There’s nothing to do and Klaus Schwab was right. Was Klaus Schwab th…

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S3E035: Joseph Campbell’s Conspiracy Journey with Special Guest Alec Ryrie 2:13:37

10M ago2:13:37

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Recycling is fake, Sumo’s female environmentalist friend and sometimes there is justice in the world. Washington and Oregon are mostly deserts. Sumo talks about how crazy submarines are for a while. This is a “Meta Conspiracy” podcast for a more advanced audience. Meta Conspiracy axioms: they always have to tell you, reality is consent-based, loosh…

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S3E034: How to Hide an Empire and Interview with Special Guest Jorge Mesa 1:55:51

10M ago1:55:51

1:55:51

You can’t choose your audience and Godward, it’s time to pay for the podcast. Mother Angelica and why can’t you listeners help us finance a body drawer? How to hide an empire. Did you know that the United States used to own the Philippines? The Pearl Harbor Retcon and the Great American Ethos. The amazing technology of controlling the world and not…

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The Many Deaths of The Six Door House 41:37

10M ago41:37

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》》✒️Author Saturdead Readings for the series Phantom Bites come from r/nosleep, the late night scary tales of the internet where one can share their most chilling of experiences. Will you believe them or pretend to never have heard of the frights told here? 》》✅ Join the Patreon for 2 Days early access and more! 》》🎶 Music and sound effects: Epidemic…

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Episode 55: Danny Phantom 1:15:12

10M ago1:15:12

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We're going ghost this time on Animateys as we discuss Danny Phantom just in time for the spooky season (at least when we recorded!). Enjoy a ghostly romp around Amity Park as we discuss this gem of the mid 00's.By AniMateys Podcast

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If The Streetlights Start Blinking, RUN 7:47

10M ago7:47

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》》✒️Author Blair Daniels 》》📖 Author's Books Readings for the series Phantom Bites come from r/nosleep, the late night scary tales of the internet where one can share their most chilling of experiences. Will you believe them or pretend to never have heard of the frights told here? 》》✅ Join the Patreon for 2 Days early access and more! 》》🎶 Music and …

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Episode #95: Cram Your Face Full of Chunks

11M ago

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Featuring: Merve The Kappa Editor: The Kappa Timestamps: 0:15 – Introduction 9:05 – Nintendo Direct and Sony State of Play 18:20 – Unity’s Fee Restructuring 47:05 – Starfield: Intro and General Discussion 1:00:45 – Starfield: Characters 1:10:55 – Starfield: Combat, Part 1 1:18:30 – Starfield: Some Criticisms, Part 1 1:34:35 – Starfield: Exploration…

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There's Something Wrong With My SIster 18:06

11M ago18:06

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》》✒️Author Roo Morgue 》》📖 Author's Books Readings for the series Phantom Bites come from r/nosleep, the late night scary tales of the internet where one can share their most chilling of experiences. Will you believe them or pretend to never have heard of the frights told here? 》》✅ Join the Patreon for 2 Days early access and more! 》》🎶 Music and sou…

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S3E033: The Current Thing 1:17:28

11M ago1:17:28

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What’s a little ethnic cleansing among friends? If the U.S. is ever accused of a war crime they’ll invade the Netherlands. Sumo has his empty seat ready for Elijah. Greater Israel, False flags (a tried and true tactic throughout history), sacred sperm, U.S. politicians walking around in foreign military uniforms and Israel did sort of create Hamas.…

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S3E032: European Shamanism with Special Guest Chance Garton 2:18:17

11M ago2:18:17

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Emergency broadcasts and gatekeeping. Tuning Fork Therapy, frequencies, and healings. The Tacoma Narrows Bridge was destroyed by frequencies. Indian head test patterns. Witch trials, psychedelics, werewolves, demonic possession and Pharmakia. Witchcraft is the European version of shamanism. All the shamanistic things people are interested in now Eu…

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Join Us In The Water 9:27

11M ago9:27

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》》✒️Author Listener Submission, Mirrium Readings for the series Phantom Bites come from r/nosleep, the late night scary tales of the internet where one can share their most chilling of experiences. Will you believe them or pretend to never have heard of the frights told here? 》》✅ Join the Patreon for 2 Days early access and more! 》》🎶 Music and soun…

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S3E031: The Gang Gets Banned from the Rest of the Internet with Special Guest The Odd Man Out 2:15:35

11M ago2:15:35

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Music talk. Everything bad started to happen in 1971 when the U.S. got off the gold standard and money became debt. The only way we can continue the economy is to increase the debt. Sumo appreciates the scam and there’s no way to fix the system. If you use a graph you always win your argument. The Canadian government embarrasses itself in front of …

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S3E030: Everything is Star Magic with Special Guest Tom Barnett 1:32:20

11M ago1:32:20

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Autumn, racist Halloween costumes, Sumo talks about how he used to be part of a cult in the woods that’s definitely not the KKK. Nothing happened on September 23rd, 2023. Everything is Star Magic, astrology is a real thing but most pop astrology is nonsense. Freedom Fry and Stomp Clap Hey music. The missing fighter jet. Kavi’s new get rich quick sc…

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