Best Mariah Hanson Podcasts (2024)

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SMOOTH by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty and Rick Astley of NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP 57:17

27d ago57:17

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Play along at home with the lyrics: [Verse 1]We're no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do I (Do I)A full commitment's what I'm thinking ofYou wouldn't get this from any other guy[Pre-Chorus]I just wanna tell you how I'm feelingGotta make you understand[Chorus]Never gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert…

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Nelly Furtado's I'M LIKE A BIRD except not a penguin or emu, just the ones that can fly but I won't crap on your car or anything, that's not what this is about 56:46

2M ago56:46

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Play along at home with the lyrics: [Verse 1]You're beautiful, that's for sureYou'll never ever fadeYou're lovely, but it's not for sureThat I won't ever change[Pre-Chorus]And though my love is rareThough my love is true[Chorus]I'm like a bird, I'll only fly awayI don't know where my soul is (Soul is)I don't know where my home isAnd baby, all I nee…

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Cliff Richard's WIRED FOR SOUND and for crime fighting in shopping malls, road safety and brain washing 1:05:51

4M ago1:05:51

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Play along at home with the lyrics: [Introduction]I like small speakersI like tall speakersIf they've music they're wired for sound[Verse 1]Walking about with a head full of musicCassette in my pocket and I'm gonna use itStereoOut on the street, you knowOhohohohohohoho, oho[Verse 2]Into the car, go to work and I'm cruisingI never think that I'll bl…

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Hanson's MMMBOP, scooby-di-dooby-wop, bop doo-bap, wap-baba-doo 1:04:56

5M ago1:04:56

1:04:56

Play along at home with the lyrics: [Intro]OhOh, oohOh, oohOh, yeah[Verse 1]You have so many relationships in this lifeOnly one or two will lastYou go through all the pain and strifeThen you turn your back and they're gone so fastOh, yeahAnd they're gone so fast, yeah[Verse 2]Oh, so hold on the ones who really careIn the end, they'll be the only on…

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Mariah Carey's ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU and cracker jokes and inoffensive MC greetings and slavery or cannibalism and fertility and revenge and demon possession or necromancy and Maslow's needs 1:01:43

8M ago1:01:43

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Play along at home with the lyrics: [Intro]I don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I needI don't care about the presentsUnderneath the Christmas treeI just want you for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueAll I want for Christmas is you, yeah [Verse 1]I don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I nee…

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Foreigner's I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS in case I need it when I'm older, plus hiking tips, randy monks and cowboys and the tin man from Oz but the real answer is from Artificial Intelligence in song 1:04:39

9M ago1:04:39

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Play along at home with the lyrics: [Verse 1]I've gotta take a little timeA little time to think things overI better read between the linesIn case I need it when I'm older [Verse 2]Now, this mountain, I must climbFeels like a world upon my shouldersThrough the clouds, I see love shineIt keeps me warm as life grows colder [Pre-Chorus]In my life, the…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 31: Most Mysterious Disappearances Part Two 42:02

11M ago42:02

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing......most mysterious disappearances! That is a substantial amount of men. Instagram Twitter Patreon

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 31: Most Mysterious Disappearances Part One 49:40

11M ago49:40

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing......most mysterious disappearances! Also it's in two parts! Instagram Twitter Patreon

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Seal's KISS FROM A ROSE on the grey or gray or the grave or the greying tower which is probably a lighthouse because it's on the sea and it snows there at sea level which means it's near the arctic 59:59

10M ago59:59

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Play along at home with the lyrics: [Intro]Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-yaBa-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-yaBa-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-yaBa-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya[Verse1]There used to be a greying tower alone on the seaAnd you became the light on the dark side of meLove remained a drug that's the high and not the pill[P…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 30: Best Christian Songs Part Two FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST RICHARD 1:04:02

11M ago1:04:02

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....best Christian songs! John 3:16 <3 Instagram Twitter Patreon Playlist

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 30: Best Christian Songs Part One FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST RICHARD 45:57

11M ago45:57

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....best Christian songs! Our God is an awesome God! Instagram Twitter Patreon Playlist

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 29: Important Things to Keep with You 49:18

12M ago49:18

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....important things to keep with you! I keep that muthaf***ing thing on me. Instagram Twitter Patreon…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 28: Most Embarrassing Things 53:12

12M ago53:12

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing...most embarrassing things! Some unfortunate stories in this one. Instagram Twitter Patreon

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 27: Gifts to Get Mariah for Her Birthday 44:53

12M ago44:53

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....best gift to get Mariah for her birthday! Happy Birthday Mariah! Instagram Twitter Patreon

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 26: Wildest Catfish Episodes 1:20:48

1y ago1:20:48

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....wildest catfish episodes! This is the kind of scum that gives the internet a bad name. Instagram Twitter Patreon…

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Daft Punk's GET LUCKY with Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers - We've come too far to give up talking pop lyrics but let's not raise the bar, just lower your expectations. We raise our cups to you! 59:35

1y ago59:35

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It's 2013. A pope resigns for the first time ever (he hated robes that hid his buff figure), the Boston Marathon is bombed by a couple of crazy kids, Grand Theft Auto 5 is published, Chrissy Amphlett dies, as does the last surviving member of The Andrews Sisters, Annette Funicello, and Lou Reed, ... and the robo-boys of Daft Punk release this groov…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 25: Most Ridiculous Sports Scandals 58:04

1y ago58:04

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....most ridiculous sports scandals! Wait til ya'll hear about this. Instagram Twitter Patreon

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 24: Unhinged Children's Movies Part Two FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST CADY 1:28:58

1y ago1:28:58

1:28:58

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....unhinged children's movies! Back and better than ever! Don't show these films to a child. Instagram Twitter (or X, we're not sure, this one might …

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 23: Unhinged Children's Movies Part One FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST CADY 1:10:16

1y ago1:10:16

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....unhinged children's movies! Listen, we all could have benefitted from more supervision as children. Instagram Twitter…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 22: Best Items To Have in an Apocalypse 47:03

1y ago47:03

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing...best items to have in an apocalypse! You are gonna want to write these ones down. Instagram Twitter…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 21: Most Shocking Presidential Behaviors 48:08

1y ago48:08

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing...most shocking presidential behaviors! Honor lies in honest toil. Instagram Twitter

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 20: Lists I Want To Do But They Won't Work in the Format of this Podcast 38:06

1y ago38:06

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing...lists we want to do but they won't work in the format of this podcast! Don't let the title fool you it totally makes sense. Instagram Twitter…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 19: Deranged Fairy Tales 52:40

1y ago52:40

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....most deranged fairy tales! When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 18: Signs You're a Millennial 40:39

1y ago40:39

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....signs you're a Millennial! Grab your avacado toast and get ready to destroy more industries with us this week. Instagram Twitter…

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Cher's do you BELIEVE in life after love after autotune after denial after bribery after Candyman after 6 writers and 8 years after the AI apocalypse after Sonny Bono after happy ever after 55:51

1y ago55:51

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It's 1998. Sonny Bono dies. Shania Twain records the first version of 'THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH'. Google is founded as a company. The final episode of 'Seinfeld' airs. 'The Big Lebowski' hits cinemas . Frank Sinatra and Linda McCartney die but Bindi Irwin is born. The Japanese economy enters a recession due to the collapse of land and property pr…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 17: Most Outrageous Product Claims 47:11

1y ago47:11

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....most outrageous product claims! These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Instagram Twitter…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 16: Most Powerful TV Couples 48:16

1y ago48:16

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....most powerful tv couples! So, pick me. Choose me. Love me. Instagram Twitter

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 15: Fictional Objects I Want to Have 43:31

1y ago43:31

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....fictional objects we most want to have! Give me that pill.

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Michael Bolton's HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU when I barely know you, if you even exist, I mean, you could be Katie Couric or Lady Diana or my own mother or a figment and you're pantless? 45:27

1y ago45:27

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It's 1990. An idea for something called "World Wide Web" or "the internet" is proposed by Tim Berners-Lee in Switzerland as a way to more rapidly distribute pornography. Nelson Mandela is released from prison and goes straight, at least as far as a politician can be. His wife on the other hand ... anyway ... the Berlin Wall is demolished, largely b…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 14: Most Hardcore Sports Injuries 54:43

1+ y ago54:43

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing...most hardcore sports injuries! Rachael said she would include links but some of these are kinda icky if we're being honest and you don't want to se…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 13: Movies Based on True Stories That Aren't Boring 1:17:01

1+ y ago1:17:01

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....movies based on true stories that aren't boring! Could the title be shorter? Maybe. Instagram Twitter…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 12: Most Useful Superpowers 44:38

1+ y ago44:38

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....most useful superpowers! Don't think about the ethical implications! Instagram Twitter

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 11: Fun, Flirty, Affordable Ways to Treat Yourself 45:50

1+ y ago45:50

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....fun, flirty, affordable ways to treat yourself. If you can't manufacture your own serotonin, store bought is fine. Instagram Twitter Michaels Cra…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 10: Creepiest Cryptids 55:06

1+ y ago55:06

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....creepiest cryptids! Bigfoot stole my car. Instagram Twitter

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 9: Fictional Places You'd Most Like to Live FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST SHANE 56:53

1+ y ago56:53

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing......fictional places you'd most like to live! This week they've brought on a special guest to help make the list. “Let's never, never, never, forget…

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Shania Twain's THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH but you're in with a chance - I don't ask much - a touch of a cat or the horse from the Godfather, the right car, no Brad Pitt, James Bond or Elon Musk 1:02:14

1+ y ago1:02:14

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It's 1998. Google is founded as a company. The final episode of 'Seinfeld' airs. 'The Big Lebowski' hits cinemas . Frank Sinatra and Linda McCartney die but Bindi Irwin is born. The Japanese economy enters a recession due to the collapse of land and property prices (property bubbles CAN burst!). Europeans agree on a single currency called the Euro.…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 8: Most Believable Conspiracy Theories 1:07:03

1+ y ago1:07:03

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing......most believable conspiracy theories! JFK's head just did that. Instagram Twitter

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 7: Wildest Reality TV Shows 1:08:20

1+ y ago1:08:20

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing......wildest reality tv shows! Kim, there's people that are dying. Instagram TwitterBy Mariah Hanson

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 6: Most Justified Movie Villains 52:42

1+ y ago52:42

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.......most justified movie villains! Go off, king! Instagram TwitterBy Mariah Hanson

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 5: Most Bonkers Old Timey Medical Practices 46:55

1+ y ago46:55

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.......most bonnkers old timey medical practices. Don't forget to get your routine checkups! Twitter Instagram Red Panda Every Hour NASCAR for Dummies…

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James Blunt’s YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL & possibly a ghost, a cultist, or a puppy. Premature vocalisation. Is life brilliant? What does ChatGPT AI think and can it write a better song? Posh Spice goes Gangsta! 1:08:28

1+ y ago1:08:28

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The year was 2004. Mark Zuckerberg launches a little thing called The Facebook. NASA lands a rover (good boy!) on Mars. Saddam Hussein goes on trial in Iraq and does not do well. Construction on the tallest building (to date) begins in Dubai, so that Tom Cruise can ultimately shoot an action movie around it. A disgruntled resident of Granby, Colora…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 4: Best Books You Read In High School English 53:40

1+ y ago53:40

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of various extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are ranking....Best books you read in high school english! What up? I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never learned how to read TheUrbanFlair Instagram Twitter…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 3: Most Fun Video Games 46:28

1+ y ago46:28

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of various extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are ranking....most fun video games! Women in STEM.By Mariah Hanson

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 2: Best Bald Men 46:49

1+ y ago46:49

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of various extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are ranking......best bald men! Go off king, show more skin! Pitbull Body Spray Ben Affleck Mocking Armageddon 7-Up Commercial…

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2 Rank 2 Furious Episode 1: Scariest Horror Movies 44:20

1+ y ago44:20

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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of various extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are ranking......scariest horror movies. OOOoooOOooOo.By Mariah Hanson

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A-ha’s TAKE ON ME -their sketchy video, their sketchy translations, their wrestling, their employment interview techniques, insect life cycles, and shying (shiny?) alien shape-shifting body-snatchers 1:06:06

1+ y ago1:06:06

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1984 - Apple’s first Macintosh computer is launched (priced at $2,500). Michael Jackson is rushed to hospital with second degree burns from fireworks while filming a Pepsi commercial. The first untethered spacewalk is made by Astronauts. The mockumentary, This is Spinal Tap, is released. Torvill and Dean win the first perfect-score gold medal for i…

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The Beatles Christmas face-off: John Lennon’s HAPPY X-MAS (WAR IS OVER) versus Paul McCartney’s WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME – The guilt trip versus the Atari sound effects. Happy X-mas Kyoko & Julian! 1:09:38

1+ y ago1:09:38

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The 1970s … a boom time for smoooth music but dark times for The Beatles, torn apart and born again in their separate musical identities, each feeling their way to rediscover who they were before The Beatles, who they are now, and who they could become (before their soft new shells harden). All four would flirt with becoming Christmas Beatles, but …

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Take That's BACK FOR GOOD ... or are they? Nope, just stopping by to warn us all about toxic relationships, domestic abuse, the Incredible Hulk, the Pied Piper, Gas-Lighting, and a Police siege 40:38

1+ y ago40:38

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The year was 1995, the 1st Toy Story movie debuts and delights the world, a toxic male in Japan sends out his minions to gas people on a subway, a toxic male bombs the Oklahoma Federal Building, an ex-football toxic male is found innocent of murdering his wife and her boyfriend because a glove didn't fit, The New York times and Washington Post publ…

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Spandau Ballet's TRUE stories of war and world domination, plus the joy of traditional dancing (if you can), pop invasions, machine guns and barbed wire, smoking too much Kemp, said or told or known? 41:38

2y ago41:38

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The year was 1983, a whole revolution around the sun from last episode's subject and I was enjoying Return of the Jedi in the cinema (despite the Ewoks) and the onset of puberty (no enjoyment there). Dave was already lamenting his youth (from a previous life), like the Dave from 2001 A Space Odyssey, Dave was already becoming the timeless star-chil…

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TOTO's song about AFRICA and geographic uncertainties, hearts of darkness, fish, David Attenborough, Gods, Satan, verbs we never possessed, things that are just like the same thing, and racism? 48:03

2y ago48:03

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The year was 1982 and while Ms Pacman was striking blows for feminism and Roger Moore's James Bond was becoming increasingly absurd, TOTO landed this lovely tune which they put some unfortunate lyrics to. Does the curvature of the earth play a part or is this an anthem for Flat-Earthers? Is Dave just a contrarian and TOTO-apologist or is TOTO thems…

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