Best Pistol Shrimps Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 012: Wormnado / Where Are the Aliens? 55:20

2M ago55:20

55:20

In the final episode of Season 1, Nick tells the story of a massive herd of earthworms discovered in the shape of a perfect spiral on the ground--a "wormnado"--and examines what could have caused this seemingly impossible phenomenon. Does it have anything to do with a rare phase of the moon known as the "Worm Moon"? Then, Dave looks into the "Dark …

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Episode 011: The Fungus with a Personal Chef / Are We Aliens? 55:15

2M ago55:15

55:15

Nick introduces us to the busy, relentless world of leafcutter ants, who spend their whole lives harvesting leaves from the forest to bring back to their nest and feed to the fungus that lives there. These tiny, six-legged personal chefs live to serve the fungus, which raises the question: Who's in charge? Then, Dave discusses the theory of "panspe…

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Episode 010: Inside a Venus Flytrap / The Tunguska Event 52:43

3M ago52:43

52:43

Nick shrinks Dave and drops him inside a Venus flytrap to explore what happens to the prey of this fascinating carnivorous plant. Don't worry, it's for science! Then, Dave looks into the infamous Tunguska Event of 1908, when a colossal explosion blasted the snowy Siberian landscape. The cause of the explosion has long been a mystery, but have scien…

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Episode 009: The Pistol Shrimp / Death in Space 54:27

3M ago54:27

54:27

Join Nick in a return to the watery deep to meet the creature with the fastest draw on Earth -- the pistol shrimp, a cannibalistic predator with a surprising secret! Then, Dave teleports Nick into outer space without a spacesuit to study exactly how and why you would die in the vast expanse between planets, and what would happen to your body over t…

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Episode 008: The Mantis Shrimp / The Multiverse 54:33

3M ago54:33

54:33

Dive under the sea to encounter a crustacean assassin, the mantis shrimp! Nick explains why this creature has the best eyesight of any animal on the planet, and why it isn't actually a shrimp. Stick around to hear Dave discuss the Multiverse, which it turns out was not just invented for the movies but might actually be real--and potentially the ans…

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Episode 007: Nick Puts Dave Inside a Chrysalis / Strange Star Roundup 52:18

3M ago52:18

52:18

In this episode, Nick changes Dave into a caterpillar and puts him in a chrysalis to study his intense, disturbing transformation into a butterfly and Dave takes us on a tour of our galactic neighborhood to introduce us to some of the strangest stars in the night sky! Hosted by Nicholas Kaufmann and David Wellington Edited by David Wellington Addit…

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Episode 006: Parasitoid Wasps, Part 2 / Black Hole Sun 55:48

3M ago55:48

55:48

In this episode, Nick discusses the horrors that parasitoid wasp larvae inflict on common orb-weaver spiders and Dave explains how there could be a black hole growing at the center of our sun -- a black hole we'll never see until it's too late! Hosted by Nicholas Kaufmann and David Wellington Edited by David Wellington Additional voices by Jennifer…

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Episode 005: Parasitoid Wasps, Part 1 / Dave Shrinks Nick, Part 2 1:03:57

4M ago1:03:57

1:03:57

In this episode, Nick examines the bizarre behavior of caterpillars impregnated with wasp larvae and Dave uses a shrink ray on Nick again to continue exploring the mysterious miniature world all around us! Hosted by Nicholas Kaufmann and David Wellington Edited by David Wellington Additional voices by Jennifer Dikes and Alexa Antopol Logo by Errick…

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Episode 004: Zombie Bacteria / Dave Shrinks Nick, Part 1 55:10

4M ago55:10

55:10

In this episode, Nick reveals the hidden threat of scientists resurrecting bacteria that's been dead for millions of years and Dave describes the bizarre miniature world Nick would find himself in after being hit with a shrink ray! Hosted by Nicholas Kaufmann and David Wellington Edited by David Wellington Additional voices by Jennifer Dikes and Al…

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Episode 003: Attack of the Decapitated Snake / Living in a Computer Simulation 56:18

4M ago56:18

56:18

In this episode, Nick relates the horrific story of a decapitated snake that refused to die and Dave explains how to tell if you're living in a computer simulation of reality! Hosted by Nicholas Kaufmann and David Wellington Edited by David Wellington Additional voices by Jennifer Dikes and Alexa Antopol Logo by Errick Nunnally Theme song "Phantom …

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Episode 002: Zombie Cicadas / Poop on the Moon 50:26

4M ago50:26

50:26

In this episode, Nick introduces you to a fungus that turns cicadas into sex-crazed zombies and Dave reveals the shocking truth about human poop on the moon! Hosted by Nicholas Kaufmann and David Wellington Edited by David Wellington Additional voices by Jennifer Dikes and Alexa Antopol Logo by Errick Nunnally Theme song "Phantom Fun" by Jonathan B…

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Episode 001: Lake Natron / Dave Throws Nick Into a Black Hole 57:34

5M ago57:34

57:34

In this episode, Nick takes us to Lake Natron, widely known as the deadliest lake in the world thanks to its alarming tendency to turn animals to stone, and Dave describes the shocking effects of throwing Nick into a black hole. Hosted by Nicholas Kaufmann and David Wellington Edited by David Wellington Additional voices by Jennifer Dikes and Alexa…

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Naked and Afraid Part 2: Tokyo Drift 42:21

6M ago42:21

42:21

Broadcasting from an unknown location in the forest, Comedian T.J. Miller has discovered his friend Cash Levy stranded in the forest. T.J. talks about becoming a vegan, and Cash talks about how the internet really didn't change society all that much. Will they ever escape? Do they even want to? Will the wolves eat them? The answer to that question,…

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Naked and Afraid: Wolf Edition 30:11

6M ago30:11

30:11

Season 12.5 begins with Comedian Cash Levy, stranded in the woods, a TV Taping GONE WRONG. Will fellow comedian T.J. Miller come to save him? Will he stick around for an interview while dining on wolf meat and human pee? Yes. Yes he will. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Promiscuous Sea Bass 38:03

7M ago38:03

38:03

The comedy road trip continues. The dudes talk about performing for libertarians, avoiding walk-in freezers, and pretending to see Tiger Sharks. Cash gives advice on how to talk to women. Is there a farting epidemic in Washington D.C.? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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MALLWALKIN': WESTFIELD CENTURY CITY 1:11:52

7M ago1:11:52

1:11:52

WHERE: Westfield Century City WHEN: 11:27am, January 12, 2024 DISTANCE WALKED: 2.1 Miles STEPS TAKEN: 4816 MARK'S RATING: 4 Stores, 1 Kiosk MATT'S RATING: 4 Stores, 1 Kiosk, 1 Massage Chair SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 0 ITEMS PURCHASED: None JOIN MICRO-INFLUENCERS MATT AND MARK each episode as they walk a local mall and rate its retail flair, culinary off…

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Lobster of your Labor 30:24

8M ago30:24

30:24

It's all you can poke night at Montana's premier brothel buffet, and the only payment accepted is the succlent meat of ocean spiders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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Flying Naked: A Montana Holiday Roadtrip Special 31:07

8M ago31:07

31:07

Recorded while driving through Montana and released just in time for Kwanza, the boys discuss flying naked with libertarians, sans deodorant. Did Daddy make it home for Christmas? Will Cash's outfit get all "dogged up"? Does crying help you get free Liquor? Comedians T.J. Miller and Cash Levy discuss the hard-hitting holiday questions while en rout…

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Worst of: Christmas Special Part reDeux 46:05

8M ago46:05

46:05

In this Worst-Of Christmas call-back part redeux, cash catches T.J. stealing all of his kid's presents.... Or does he? ... Yes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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Horse Girls 55:30

9M ago55:30

55:30

Recorded in a Taxi on the way to equine adventure, Cash Levy and T.J. Miller discuss fireworks, pranking comedy clubs, and discovering their love of horses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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Thic Heat 23:53

10M ago23:53

23:53

Things start heating up when the air conditioning has to be turned off to accommodate T.J.'s dry throat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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Secondhand Chick-Fil-A 34:38

11M ago34:38

34:38

Saturday's chicken, sold exclusively on Sundays in the Chick-fil-A parking lot. In this extraordinary episode, comedian T.J. Miller stops by Cash Levy's hotel room to discuss Mouse-Kangaroo hybrids, their opinions on the state of Oklahoma, and renaming things that are already appropriately named. Is it meaningless banter? NO! PAY ATTENTION! Learn m…

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MALLWALKIN': THE SHOPS AT MONTEBELLO AGAIN AGAIN 57:21

10M ago57:21

57:21

WHERE: The Shops at Montebello WHEN: 10:05am, October 6, 2023 DISTANCE WALKED: .75 Miles STEPS TAKEN: 2429 MARK'S RATING: 4 Stores MATT'S RATING: 4 Stores SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 0 ITEMS PURCHASED: Aunt Rosie's Hairjob JOIN MICRO-INFLUENCERS MATT AND MARK each episode as they walk a local mall and rate its retail flair, culinary offerings, and audio r…

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The Gift Reveal 33:47

11M ago33:47

33:47

Comedian T.J. Miller fully redeems himself with a single gift to his best friend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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Bacon-Wrapped Enigma 41:53

12M ago41:53

41:53

Essential Questions of Human Nature? ✅ The Amish? ✅ Practical Living in the Modern Age? ✅ Sneak-in? ✅ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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Two Buttholes 30:23

1y ago30:23

30:23

Famous comedian Cash Levy sits down with the star of Yogi Bear, T.J. Miller, to discuss their butts. Find out who doesn't have the required parts and who has double. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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MALLWALKIN': THE RETURN TO THE SHOPS AT MONTEBELLO 1:05:29

1y ago1:05:29

1:05:29

WHERE: The Shops at Montebello WHEN: 10:05am, August 11 2023 DISTANCE WALKED: 1.52 Miles STEPS TAKEN: 2841 MARK'S RATING: 2 Stores, 1 Kiosk MATT'S RATING: 2 Stores, 1 Kiosk SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 1 ITEMS PURCHASED: Aunt Rosie's Hairdid For more information about donating blood in the Los Angeles area, visit https://www.uclahealth.org/programs/gotbloo…

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Cash Lev/AI v1.0 29:41

1y ago29:41

29:41

On this week's episode hosts T.J. Miller and Cash Levy discuss artificial intelligence. T.J. Miller make big joke about robots. LOL. Cash Levy shares serious perspectives. They debate whether giving A.I. so much power is good idea (it is). Will robots take over the world? Hopefully. *$!Error418&&*. Learn about artificial intelligence is important s…

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Sealess Salt 38:40

1y ago38:40

38:40

This episode is brought to you by Sealess Salt - the finest salts found 1000s of miles away from ocean waters. Sealess Salt is 100% whaleshit-free. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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One Stop Shop Pork Chop Shop 26:16

1y ago26:16

26:16

The first episode in Season 12.5 can't come at a better time. Stop wasting time at multiple pork chop shops. Come to the One Stop Shop Pork Chop Shop, your top pork chop shopping stop. Cash enrolls in Meth Head Acting Class and tells the story of a child who rides an ostrich. New Segment: Facts about Myles. A pretty good segment in my opinion. Ment…

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MALLWALKIN': WESTFIELD FASHION SQUARE 1:18:17

1y ago1:18:17

1:18:17

WHERE: Westfield Fashion Square WHEN: 1:03pm, June 14, 2023 DISTANCE WALKED: .5 Miles STEPS TAKEN: 2054 MARK'S RATING: 4 Stores MATT'S RATING: 2 Stores, 1 Kiosk, 1 Massage Chair SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 0 ITEMS PURCHASED: One Rainbow Roll, One Chicken Kebab Wrap, 2 20 Minute Massages JOIN MATT AND MARK each episode as they walk a local mall and rate it…

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PISTOL SHRIMPS RADIO 6/6/2023 1:06:20

1y ago1:06:20

1:06:20

Pistol Shrimps Radio returns as the Pistol Shrimps take on The Blouses at North Weddington Gym. Matt and Mark are back for another ride in the saddle. Shrimps action! The Shrimps on Twitter: @pistolshrimpsbb The Shrimps on Instagram: @thepistolshrimps Pistol Shrimps Radio on Twitter: @shrimpsradio Pistol Shrimps Radio on Instagram: @pistolshrimpsra…

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Worst Of 144 - 146 (Final Episodes of Season 4) 31:07

1y ago31:07

31:07

It's hard to believe so many great bits were in just three episodes. But you better believe it, because if you don't, you... I mean you better believe or else I'm going to kick your ass. Yeah. That's whats up. Come at me. I'm a man. I'm 40. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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MALLWALKIN': CITADEL OUTLETS 1:27:55

1+ y ago1:27:55

1:27:55

WHERE: Citadel Outlets WHEN: 2:08pm, May 12, 2023 DISTANCE WALKED: 0.96 Miles STEPS TAKEN: 2392 MARK'S RATING: 4 King Kong Christmas Bows, 1 Big Time Boombox, 1 Space Toilet MATT'S RATING: 4 King Kong Christmas Bows, 1 Big Time Boombox SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 0 ITEMS PURCHASED: 0 VIP LOUNGES VISITED: 1 Special thanks to Donna, Cynthia, and Manny at Ci…

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MALLWALKIN': PLAZA WEST COVINA 1:22:52

1+ y ago1:22:52

1:22:52

WHERE: Plaza West Covina WHEN: 2:23pm, May 3, 2023 DISTANCE WALKED: 0.96 Miles STEPS TAKEN: 1891 RATING: 2 Stores SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 0 ITEMS PURCHASED: Headphones (Best Buy) WEIRD MALL KIDS: 0 JARS OF "SLIME" SNIFFED: 3 JOIN MATT AND MARK each episode as they walk a local mall and rate its retail flair, culinary offerings, and audio recording pol…

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Incantatilicious 31:20

1+ y ago31:20

31:20

Let's go down under and throw some shrimp on Bobby. This week's surprise guest arrives direct from an Amazon warehouse! See the episode cover art for photographic proof. I'll wait... Did you see it? No, not the Show page, the episode page... click the title... no, the title of the episode, not the title of the show. OK see it there? I should have s…

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MALLWALKIN': THE SHOPS AT SANTA ANITA PART II with Sona Movsesian 1:08:16

1+ y ago1:08:16

1:08:16

WHERE: The Shops at Santa Anita WHEN: 12:46pm, April 20, 2023 DISTANCE WALKED: 1.11 Miles STEPS TAKEN: 2462 RATING: 4 Stores, 1 Kiosk SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 0 ITEMS PURCHASED: Sanrio Peckle Bowl, Two YIPYIPYIP Dogs. WEIRD MALL KIDS: 0 NORMAL MALL TEENS: 5 POST WALK EXTRAS: PORTRAITS: 0 DUMPLINGS CONSUMED: 16 JOIN MATT AND MARK each episode as they wa…

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Rugged Style in Pickletown 23:21

1+ y ago23:21

23:21

In this quaint little Episode, Cash and T.J. discuss the importance of tacos, the best usage of burritos (hangovers), and the need for a 12.5 secret handshake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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MALLWALKIN': THE SHOPS AT MONTEBELLO 1:31:30

1+ y ago1:31:30

1:31:30

WHERE: The Shops at Montebello WHEN: April 4, 2023 DISTANCE WALKED: 1.45 Miles STEPS TAKEN: 3773 RATING: 3 Stores, 1 Massage Chair SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 0 ITEMS ALMOST PURCHASED: 2 "WHORROR" T-Shirts ITEMS RETURNED: iPhone Cable MICROPHONES USED: Røde Wireless Go II Dual Channel Wireless Microphone System MICROPHONE RATING: 1 Kiosk, 1 Massage Chair …

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Smooth Jazz with Cash Levy 33:19

1+ y ago33:19

33:19

Cash Levy turns off the talk and turns up the Jazz in this special episode of Cashing In, Smooth Jazz. All Smooth Jazz, all the time. Smooth Jazz. Or Hard Jazz. It turns out the guys have to clarify what Smooth Jazz actually is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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The Accidental Double-Collar Technique 31:04

1+ y ago31:04

31:04

Cash and T.J. go through their old comedy notebooks. Cash, known to have a keen eye for fashion and visual humor, discovers the elegant Accidental Double-Collar technique. Are ice cream truck drivers likely to become serial killers? What exactly are the psychological effects after hours of listening to ragtime music played on bells directly above y…

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MALLWALKIN': THE SHOPS AT SANTA ANITA PART I with Sona Movsesian 51:57

1+ y ago51:57

51:57

WHERE: The Shops at Santa Anita WHEN: 2:35PM February 23, 2023 DISTANCE WALKED: 1.12 Miles STEPS TAKEN: 2448 RATING: Incomplete SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 1 ITEMS PURCHASED: See's Candies sampler pack ITEMS RETURNED: Old Navy clothing items JOIN MATT AND MARK each episode as they walk a local mall and rate its retail flair, culinary offerings, and audio …

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Playing with Water 32:49

1+ y ago32:49

32:49

Only one man knows... A man known only as The Nose... only The Nose knows the proper interior wet suite temperature that leads to guaranteed surfing success. And he ain't spillin' the beans because he doesn't spill. He rides with the beans till the cows catch a ride home with daddy. Cowabunga. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad…

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Jump Around Tuesday - Double Deuce 29:52

1+ y ago29:52

29:52

Cash Levy Interviews T.J. miller about horse appendages, nature's intelligence-to-deliciousness ratio, and dabbing for grandma. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

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MALLWALKIN': GLENDALE GALLERIA 1:17:45

1+ y ago1:17:45

1:17:45

WHERE: Glendale Galleria WHEN: 1:17PM February 15, 2023 DISTANCE WALKED: .51 Miles STEPS TAKEN: 3765 RATING: 3 Stores, 1 Massage Chair, 1 Regular Chair SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 2 ITEMS PURCHASED: 0 JOIN MATT AND MARK each episode as they walk a local mall and rate its retail flair, culinary offerings, and audio recording policy violation response time.…

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MALLWALKIN': BURBANK TOWN CENTER 1:27:15

1+ y ago1:27:15

1:27:15

WHERE: Burbank Town Center WHEN: 10:48AM February 8, 2023 DISTANCE WALKED: Data Not Available STEPS TAKEN: 2992 RATING: 2 Stores, 1 Kiosk SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 0 ITEMS PURCHASED: 1 small Butterfinger Blizzard from Dairy Queen JOIN MATT AND MARK each episode as they walk a local mall and rate its retail flair, culinary offerings, and audio recording …

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Calamari Consortium 28:31

1+ y ago28:31

28:31

In this daring portrayal of the Calamary Consortium, AKA, the Calamary Mafia, Amature Philsopher T.J. Miller sits down for a one-on-one with Professional Interviewer, Cash Levy. Together they discuss the depravity and necessity of peeing in a bucket, selling drugs to animals, money clips, and the best tipping methods. #JumpAroundTuesday. 12.5er Spo…

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Wet Daddy 25:05

1+ y ago25:05

25:05

Cash is given a rare opportunity to interview the Sexiest Podcaster in the World. Listen to find out who it is, or continue reading because I'm about to type his name T.J. Miller! Together, they have a new take on the 12.5, workshop a better slogan for VELCRO™, and invent a new holiday. 3 out of 5 stars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega…

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MALLWALKIN': EAGLE ROCK PLAZA 1:26:19

1+ y ago1:26:19

1:26:19

PISTOL SHRIMPS RADIO presents a brand new show! Lace up your Asics Gel-loafers because we're going... MALLWALKIN'. JOIN MATT AND MARK each episode as they walk a local mall and rate its retail flair, culinary offerings, and audio recording policy violation response time. WHERE: Eagle Rock Plaza WHEN: 11:48AM January 23, 2023 DISTANCE WALKED: .69 mi…

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Bermuda Suit 28:43

1+ y ago28:43

28:43

Actor/Comedian T.J. Miller sits down with Comedian/Sneak-in Enthusiast Cash Levy, to discuss fashion, sleeping disorders, and we finally find out if the streak still stands after Calgary. See Cash and T.J. Together Irvine, CA - Irvine Improv - Jan 13-15 See T.J. Live! NY, NY - The Stand (Main Room) - January 10 San Antonio, TX - Laugh Out Loud Come…

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