Best Poop My Pants Podcasts (2024)

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Birthday Hookup Gone Wrong 49:55

1h ago49:55

49:55

Having a very happy almost birthday, Chris listens to your wildest birthday stories, cracks into some crush confessions, forms a throuple with two callers, learns some things that happened in Vegas that should have stayed in Vegas, commiserates with sad girl birthdays, cringes at nauseous hookups, winces at Bang Energy alcoholic seltzers, hears abo…

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Double Meat Curtains! Top Cereal Draft, Your own poop don't stink? 40:16

4h ago40:16

40:16

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: dog barking late at night, Cheerios, top 3 cereals…

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Is it Weird??? Sleeping in socks, pants and a sweatshirt? 34:51

2h ago34:51

34:51

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ran into Josh, funny hair cut from sleepy barber, …

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My Family is Stealing from Me 50:16

1h ago50:16

50:16

Hoodie-on and handing out all his best advice, Chris solves your sauciest problems, navigates new car nuisances, talks trash about getting hit on by taken men, wonders about being a couple’s third, dives into drama while drinking, freaks about friend interventions, worries about getting kicked out, digs into family feuds, spills about stealing cred…

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SuperHero Draft, Joker 2 s*cked balls, Threesome's and NYC! 40:58

11d ago40:58

40:58

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: basement yard, Joker 2, Lady Gaga, Joaquin Phoenix…

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Getting Framed with Drugs in Middle School 43:43

6d ago43:43

43:43

This episode is sponsored by Hero Bread. Keep the carbs out of summer without compromising flavor with Hero Bread. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hero.co and use code UNHINGED at checkout. Hat-on and hands thrown, Chris unpacks your most awkward middle school stories, takes a wing at someone scaring his dogs, tells some middle schoolers to c…

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J-Bone Trade height for dck length? Jckoff on BlueChew, Hungover edition 32:11

12d ago32:11

32:11

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: family party, asking Uncle about godfather, he pis…

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"I Only came here to get my Dck Scked" Daddy what does that mean? 32:33

14d ago32:33

32:33

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: live streams, comments that need approval, bellige…

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Manscape my A*shole, You can eat off my bush! Professional Edition 35:01

15d ago35:01

35:01

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast:Professional edition, sunglasses, sex with a porn s…

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S*x with a Condom and Non-Alcoholic Beer are completely F'n Useless!! 26:26

20d ago26:26

26:26

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ozempic fails, being recognized, barbeques, the Be…

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Mom was a Fluffer! Vernon's Unfulfilled Childhood Dreams, Would you Fluff? 21:51

13d ago21:51

21:51

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: childhood hoop dreams, dunking a basketball, thoug…

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Most Embarrassing Halloween Stories 48:45

13d ago48:45

48:45

Hungover and horizontal, Chris unpacks your most embarrassing Halloween stories, freaks out about fraternity parties, gives the final verdict on going home with a random man, winces at sleeping on a stranger’s couch, gets envious of expensive club tables, cracks into the craziest Halloween birthday parties, decides between tequila and vodka, gags a…

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Ozempic weight gain, Sparky shits to Kansas City in Porta Potty Nightclub Plane Airport... 30:16

14d ago30:16

30:16

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Kansas City trip, shitting in porta potty, walked …

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Daddy it smells like coke!! Try not to curse, Jon Bon Jovi 29:27

20d ago29:27

29:27

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: daddy it smells like cocaine, Nashville, curse too…

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Penn State, Drinking, Life facts and 'They don't know who the F*ck I am" J-Bone 22:25

27d ago22:25

22:25

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: penn state, stats, drinking, getting drunk, beer, …

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Shots, Puke, Repeat!! Wheel of Shots Drinking Game 46:24

18d ago46:24

46:24

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: shots wheel, drinking game, mental matureness, man…

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Hawk Tuah! We gonna Spit on these Things! 25:20

29d ago25:20

25:20

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW J-Bone and Vernon as per ususal ramble on about various topics and spend a bit of time discussing…

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Saint Paddy's Day Jason thinks he can beat Shaq in a fight 35:14

19d ago35:14

35:14

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: St. Patrick's Day wear, body confidence, J-Bone di…

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The Ho Down Discusses 90 year old Drunk Godfather (raised in the 80"s) 27:09

29d ago27:09

27:09

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Episode 1 includes many topics, including: Vernon discusses his dads idea of making an 80 year ol…

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NFL, Butt Bleaching, The Rock, Future Revenge plans for my kids 36:46

29d ago36:46

36:46

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion in this podcast include: jerking off, is J-Bone high, technology issues, ana…

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My Encounter with a Serial Killer 45:08

20d ago45:08

45:08

Dressed for sweater weather and spilling all your spooky season secrets, Chris drops some of your scariest ghost stories, unpacks the wildest ghost tours, spills about spider horror stories, hears everything Skinwalkers, gets the real tea on Grandmothers, commiserates about ghosting, pines over gym crushes, freaks out about Horror movie dreams, div…

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The Time I Pooped My Pants 51:21

27d ago51:21

51:21

Hood-up and hashing out all your drama, Chris breaks into your most embarrassing back to school stories, spills about sneaky sleepovers, gives the final verdict on keeping secrets from your parents, talks all things thongs, cringes at nurse’s office horror stories, commiserates with farting during a test, remembers falling asleep at your desk, winc…

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Airing Out Family Drama (Part 2) 47:56

1M ago47:56

47:56

Hair bleached and bingeing on all of your salacious secrets, Chris airs out your family drama, hears about your ex’s grossest habits, gives the final verdict on coming out to your grandparents, cringes at parents cheating, digs into secret families, discusses evil cousins, commiserates about explosive Thanksgiving dinners, chats Secret Lives of Mor…

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Accidentally Sent Nudes to My Boss 33:08

2M ago33:08

33:08

Get tickets to The Stupid Summer Tour - https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Get who gets you, on eharmony. Sign up today at https://www.eharmony.com/ This episode is sponsored by Hero Bread. Keep the carbs out of summer without compromising flavor with Hero Bread. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hero.co and use code UNHINGED at checkout. Fresh off…

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Insane Stories from College 54:29

2M ago54:29

54:29

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Airing Out Family Drama 48:26

2M ago48:26

48:26

Get tickets to The Stupid Summer Tour - https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Fresh off of his Brooklyn show, Chris spills your families’ most salacious secrets, digs into dealing drugs, hears about throwing fruit bowls at your uncle, salutes stripping outside during the workday, cringes at feet kissing, spots signs of bath salts, learns all about about F…

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We Accidentally Joined a Cult (with Eric Sedeño) 1:05:09

2M ago1:05:09

1:05:09

Get tickets to The Stupid Summer Tour - https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens This episode is sponsored by Hero Bread. Keep the carbs out of summer without compromising flavor with Hero Bread. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hero.co and use code UNHINGED at checkout. This episode is also sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/UNHI…

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The Worst Concert I've ever Been To 45:19

3M ago45:19

45:19

Get tickets to The Stupid Summer Tour - https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens This episode is sponsored by Hero Bread. Keep the carbs out of summer without compromising flavor with Hero Bread. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hero.co and use code UNHINGED at checkout. High off of his Chicago and Nashville shows, Chris spills about all your worst conc…

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He Brought a Gun on a First Date 44:30

3M ago44:30

44:30

Get tickets to The Stupid Summer Tour - https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/UNHINGED today to get 10% off your first month. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/unhinged, ALL LOWERCASE. Go to https://www.shopify.com/unhinged now to grow your b…

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The Craziest Fight at a High School Dance 53:24

3M ago53:24

53:24

Get tickets to The Stupid Summer Tour - https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc Sipping on Green Tea and spilling all your secrets, Chris unpacks your most embarrassing moments, debates signing political petitions while on acid, worries about mixing shroo…

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I Regret Buying This 40:33

3M ago40:33

40:33

Get tickets to The Stupid Summer Tour - https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc Coffee in hand and cracking into your calls, Chris hears all about your biggest splurges, dives into your craziest concert tickets, buzzes about Beyoncé’s Renaissance tour, g…

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The Meanest Thing I’ve Said to Someone 48:30

4M ago48:30

48:30

Get tickets to The Stupid Summer Tour - https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc Stripes on and sounding off, Chris hears all about the most insulting things you’ve ever said, cracks into the craziest high school couples, banters about college bands, wonde…

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My Uber Driver Offered Me Weed 48:28

4M ago48:28

48:28

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/UNHINGED today to get 10% off your first month. Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc Back from his brother’s birthday and in Middle Kid merch, Chris learns all about your craziest ride-share stories, opens up …

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I Got High at the Worst Time 44:56

4M ago44:56

44:56

Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc Donning his latest Middle Kid merch, Chris spills all about the most inappropriate places to be high, dives into taking bumps during debate tournaments, reminisces about the 2014-2015 grunge Tumblr era, discusses parents divorcing at a family din…

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I Never Told My Partner This 57:57

5M ago57:57

57:57

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at http://betterhelp.com/UNHINGED and get on your way to being your best self. Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc Drowsy and down for your drama, Chris spills salacious secrets you’ve kept from parents and partners…

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Kendrick & Drake Beef Breakdown 1:32:33

5M ago1:32:33

1:32:33

We discuss the great rap beef of 2024 between Kendrick Lamar and Drake. We discuss our continuous bad fast-food habits and the fall of the Star Wars franchise.

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Revealing Your Strange Addictions 44:02

5M ago44:02

44:02

Head to https://www.squarespace.com/UNHINGED to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code UNHINGED. Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc Back from Gov Ball in New York and donning a Chapell Roan t-shirt, Chris dives into your strangest addictions, unpacks we…

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Boyfriend Spent Girlfriend's Money On Adult Content 49:50

5M ago49:50

49:50

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at http://betterhelp.com/UNHINGED and get on your way to being your best self. Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc Glasses on and geared up, Chris breaks into your biggest beefs, competes in the customer service oly…

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Crazy College Roommate Stories 57:12

5M ago57:12

57:12

Head to https://www.squarespace.com/UNHINGED to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code UNHINGED. Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc Glasses on and kid-gloves off, Chris calls you back about your crazy college roommate stories, spills about state trooper…

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I Crashed a Stranger’s First Date 52:34

5M ago52:34

52:34

Head to https://www.squarespace.com/UNHINGED to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code UNHINGED. Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc Blazer-on and blazed up, Chris dives back into the Unhinged phone lines, spills about some salacious voicemails, gives Un…

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Ditching My Boyfriend on a Date for a Woman 47:14

6M ago47:14

47:14

Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc Hoodie-on and happy to be here, Chris enters a brand new era, answers your live calls, cracks up to your craziest stories, gives some unhinged advice, unpacks unexpected date hookups, hears all about your crazy roommates, delves into dog-bites an…

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Hospital Horror Stories (with Nurse Blake) 56:56

6M ago56:56

56:56

Get tickets to Two Hot Takes and Chris Klemens: The Problematic Tour New York City: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00006028EB973066 Head to https://www.squarespace.com/UNHINGED to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code UNHINGED. Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a de…

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The Truth About the Bachelorette (with Gabby Windey) 1:23:45

6M ago1:23:45

1:23:45

Get tickets to Two Hot Takes and Chris Klemens: The Problematic Tour New York City: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00006028EB973066 Chicago: https://www.axs.com/events/528746/two-hot-takes-podcast-tickets This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at http://betterhelp.com/UNHINGED and get on your way to being your bes…

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I Got Hammered and Took Buzzfeed Quizzes 44:35

6M ago44:35

44:35

Watch Mary & George, only on STARZ and the STARZ app. Tipsy and talking through your titillating secrets, Chris gets hammered and takes Buzzfeed quizzes, leaves opinions about The Tortured Poets Department at the door, gives the final verdict on gaslighting your friends, unpacks the Unhinged citizen inbox, spills about secret spouses, finds out wha…

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We Are Living in a Black Mirror Episode 37:37

7M ago37:37

37:37

Head to https://www.squarespace.com/UNHINGED to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code UNHINGED. Watch Mary & George, only on STARZ and the STARZ app. Stressed-out and over-caffeinated, Chris rocks his new Acne Studios silver denim set, talks all things stand-up special, takes a spicy personality test, voices concerns ab…

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Really Weird Obsessions (with Brooke Averick) 56:52

7M ago56:52

56:52

Get tickets for my stand up special taping 4/21 in NYC: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chris-klemens-untitled-comedy-special-live-taping-tickets-871231455737 Watch Mary & George, only on STARZ and the STARZ app. Striped and sexy, Chris joins Brooke Averick of Obsessed as they talk all things East Coast, venture into the mind of Kurtis Conner, dig int…

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Learning How to “Toss a Salad” 46:49

7M ago46:49

46:49

Get tickets for my stand up special taping 4/21 in NYC: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chris-klemens-untitled-comedy-special-live-taping-tickets-871231455737 Head to https://www.squarespace.com/UNHINGED to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code UNHINGED. Watch Mary & George, only on STARZ and the STARZ app. Sunglasses on a…

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Ranking Celebrity Products 1:02:12

7M ago1:02:12

1:02:12

Get tickets for my stand up special taping 4/21 in NYC: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chris-klemens-untitled-comedy-special-live-taping-tickets-871231455737 Spreading joy and cheer for all to hear, Chris hosts Unhinged’s very own Shark Tank that ranks celebrity products, buzzes about Beyoncé, salutes the success of Skims, enthuses about Hailey Biebe…

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Love, Loss, and Lots of Gossip (with Countess Luann de Lesseps) 35:40

8M ago35:40

35:40

Joined by countess and cabaret star Luann de Lesseps, Chris reminisces about all things Real Housewives of New York, savors imaginary arguments, spills about Bethenny Frankel, dishes on an infamous infidelity, crowns the cities with the best and worst gays, dishes about the sloppiest RHONY drinker, compares voices with Erika Jayne, reveals the best…

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Revealing Horrifying Work Secrets 44:46

8M ago44:46

44:46

With a dose of mindfulness and a we bit under the influence, Chris dives into work secrets that would terrify the public, celebrates a podcast milestone, grows grateful for a new stage in his career, talks quitting Lexapro cold turkey, ugly sobs to Ariana Grande’s new album, hops back on the toxic gossip train, squirms as everything root canal is r…

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