Two teachers recapping and snarking about the classic 90's show, Heartbreak High.
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! The show can't shut down, we just got new characters! We say hello to Anita, Ryan and their Mum, and Charlie's new car. Ryan finds a fan in Jane, Leanne is trying to figure out whether they forgot to put actual words in the script instead of 'Crystal thingy" and we have a ne…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! We are running out of cast members! This week, the couch sessions continue, we say goodbye to Matt and Stassy, Leanne relives result day trauma, and Jane finds a new favourite character in Magda. Want to get straight to us talking about the show? Start at 23:45 Find us on In…
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Season 5, Episode 5 - Working for the Man
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Too much change for us - Bolton has been brutally cut from the credits, the Bordinos are leaving, Leo Fine is back and we have a new character. Also, fake cameras and oh no, Stassy and Matt round 2. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an em…
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Season 5, Episode 4 - Fight for your Right
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! School's out and it's time to party! Unless the school takes your party fund and buys computers. We discuss new characters, Bolton's beach bash and awkward formal stories. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show…
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Season 5, Episode 3 - My Boyfriend's Back
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! It's the first day of exams, and Con has defied citizenship and marriage laws! We discuss Hartley being in its own time-space continuum, the power of crystals, and the fact that Ronnie is running the school single-handedly. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heart…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! As teachers, we're used to exam stress, but Charlie takes it up a level. We also ponder lava lamps as study aides, consider minesweeper as a good break strategy, and wonder how much caffeine Charlie's heart can take. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak H…
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Season 5, Episode 1 - Hanging on the Telephone
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! We're back! And snarkier than ever! We welcome back Gary and say bye to him and Dyson, get concerned about the building standards of footpaths in Hartley, wonder why Ronnie is setting up computers in a burnt out shell, and judge Stassy's poetry. Want to have your say about t…
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Season 4, Episode 28 - Season Four Awards
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! This week, we recap all the fabulousness that was season four. We discuss your (and our) votes for best couple, fave storylines, and a few bonus categories. And we try to figure out if there are any teachers left to even vote for! We'll be posting scenes for the next few wee…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! It's ten minutes of the absolute crazy we put at the start of the video! Vote in our end of season awards! Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! We're back! And Danni's gone (in the briefest send off ever)! We discuss the best muck up day ideas, Charlie's horrendous idea, and why teenagers shouldn't be left alone to organise activities Vote in our end of season awards! Want to have your say about the happenings on He…
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Season 4, Episode 25b - Runaway Part 2 (ft Sebastian Goldspink)
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! We continue chatting with Sebastian Goldspink, asking him ridiculous questions about the prop master, discuss the income of cults, and how Kat has suddenly become awesome. This is the second of a two part episode. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High…
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Season 4, Episode 25a - Runaway (ft Sebastian Goldspink)
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! It's Charlie! This week we are joined by Sebastian Goldspink, to discuss Charlie being very Naive, Ada Nicodemou's favourite film, and the legend that is Nico. This is episode one of two parts. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email t…
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Season 4, Episode 24 - Let's Go Bowling
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Everyone shut up - Michael Caton's here! We discuss Bolton's Uncle Barney, Declan starting his villain era, and Leanne vs Jane in who's worse: Stassy or Kat? Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show about your fa…
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Season 4, Episode 23 - Poetic Justice
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Roses are red, violets are cool, adults shouldn't become students next to teenagers at school! This week, we discuss the pointlessness of Max not liking orders then driving directly into a school, Bolton's poetry, and the hygiene of passing round nose studs. Want to have you…
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Season 4, Episode 22 - London Calling
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! It's official, Matt is our new favourite character. We basically watched the punching scene over and over, continue to declare Danni the biggest mouth at Hartley, and feel bad for Charlie who only has the ferals to hang out with. Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art…
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Season 4, Episode 21 - Apocalypse Please
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Okay, so Stassy is starting a cult, and taking Bolton with her. We get Ronnie's review of Allie's book, find out Tom is becoming Dyson's favourite, and continue to get disturbed about the fact that we are liking this version of Matt. Want to have your say about the happening…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Bolton or Stassy - you decide who's the better model. Also, we catch up with Declan's 'old friend' Lara, admire Charlie's glow up, and find we are starting to like Matt. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! So Rocco is back and he brought his dimples! He also brought Leo Fine and money problems. We discuss Helen's dismissal of Matt in the house, Kat's avoidance of Charlie, and the absolute desecration of Declan's reputation. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbr…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Guys, it's happening, we are getting an extra curricular activity that has continued over more than one episode!!!! We watch Charlie make very stupid choices, Jane gets suspicious of Stassy's interest in supporting Matt and we try and figure out how publishing timelines work…
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Season 4, Episode 17 - Bright Future in Sales
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Since when can teachers make students do compulsory assignments after school at the Shark Pool? We enjoy Bolton's communing with rocks, get annoyed by Kat being ridiculous, and are surprised by Allie's sudden interest in fashion. Want to have your say about the happenings on…
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Season 4, Episode 16 - Digital Love
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Okay, did schools in 1996 actually make students pay their internet bills? We discuss the arrival of Charlie, our first catfish of the season, Danni's apparently close relationship with her neighbours that never existed before, Bolton actually mentioning his relationship a w…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Jane is suspicious about the new teacher. Simon Baker (Denny) has arrived, and he is giving her real Sam Robinson vibes. We discuss food pranking, the early years of catfishing with Katerina, and Dyson taking on the patriarchy Want to have your say about the happenings on He…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Okay, so we're still tense from how uncomfortable it was to watch this episode. Bolton gets a girlfriend... and she's gone. Allie gets increasingly paranoid, Katerina stays pretty unproblematic, and an '...and everybody clapped' classroom scene that could have been a r/thath…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! We really can't emphasise enough the fact that BOLTON TELEPORTED. Also, Matt gets electrocuted (evil happy for us), Katerina is a good manager, despite her lies (not a surprise for us) and Bell is headed to Antarctica (which Leanne can't separate from the Arctic). Want to ha…
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Season 4, Episode 12 - Why Don't You Get a Job?
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Do you know who has a lot of free time before exams and can go out on work experience? Year 12 students at Hartley. Poor Kat is stuck with the sleazy boss, Bolton with the lazy boss, and Allie and Danni face the manipulative boss. Want to have your say about the happenings o…
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Season 4, Episode 11 - Mo Money Mo Problems
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Stassy is really battling with Matt for the number 1 spot of most infuriating! In an episode about sins, Declan is a gambler, Kat is a liar, Matt is an adulterer, and Stassy goes for out and out evil. Also, Leo Fine is back, and we discuss investing and money growth with Dec…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Look, we can't get past the fire bins, okay? This week, Bolton is killing it, but his new friend is not exactly easy to like. Matt really commits himself to thinking about what a decent person would do and then going in the complete opposite direction, and Shakespeare is bac…
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Season 4, Episode 9 - Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Somebody has gotten dramatic with symbolism! This week, we are gravely disappointed with Matt's interpretation of a rave, wonder how Danni got her hands on a Victorian-era nightgown, and find that Kat has a shining moment of being a good guy. Also, Jane's prediction skills h…
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Season 4, Episode 8 - New Girl in Town
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! There's another new student in school, did the show runners realise we were running out of cast members? Stassy is here and we are immediately sympathetic to her, but then she goes and ruins it with false accusations. We then feel sympathy for Andrew Bell, who then goes and …
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! There's a new student in town, and we revisit Christine Anu's killer song. This week, Kat falls back into being a jerk, we discuss Physics (and our lack of understanding for it), Matt and Roberto being trounced by Allie, and cannot handle the sudden need to call the police a…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Con's return was very short lived. And Katerina is back to being her worst self. This episode, we discuss love song dedications, the most awkward rap of all time, Matt being an absolute flog, and the fact that we actually have a receptionist! Want to have your say about the …
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Season 4, Episode 5 - Roll With the Punches
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Yes, we certainly do discuss THAT performance. Also up for discussion is Bolton's fall from grace (and use of a hairnet in his self care routine), Bell's inability to not judge every choice made by a colleague, and Danni rocking the best nineties dress we've seen. Want to ha…
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Season 4, Episode 4 - The Drugs Don't Work
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Okay, so we get really insensitive about Danni's issue in this episode. We also have a new principal in town, discuss Kat's terrible salon choices, say goodbye to Deloraine, wonder how quickly someone can fall off then rejoin the wagon again, and talk trash about the editors…
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Season 4, Episode 3 - Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Great, now we have to agree with Matt again. Hartley has a new Maths teacher that has apparently been there the WHOLE TIME. Deloraine is playing with timelines again, Katerina can't drive, and Bolton has his worst hair yet. Want to have your say about the happenings at Hartl…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Can we all agree that magazines do not have audio? This week, we say goodbye to Steve, get excited by the addition of Ronnie, and add Katerina to our group of characters we are surprised to find ourselves liking. Want to have your say about the happenings at Hartley? Send us…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! We're back! But someone is NOT. We spend this episode more concerned for Steve than the rest of the cast, decide we like Bolton, and as always, find Matt to be insufferable Want to have your say about the happenings at Hartley? Send us an email to read out on the show about …
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! This week, we recap all the fabulousness that was season three. We discuss your (and our) votes for best couple, fave storylines, and a few bonus categories. And try to figure out if there are any teachers left to even vote for! We'll be posting scenes for the next few weeks…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! The traditional season end bonus episode, as requested: All the insanity of the episode starts in one place! Stay tuned for next week, Season 3 formal awards! Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket…
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Season 3, Episode 13c - Highway to Hell (ft. Scott Major)
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! It's the last part of our episode series with Scott Major. We say goodbye to Rivers and Jodie, explain to Jane how wedding rings work, and throw shade at the dinkiest Open Day ever. Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Special Guest - Scott Major Intro and…
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Season 3, Episode 13b - Darkroom (ft Scott Major)
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Yes, we continue to yell at Scott Major. We discuss rabid fan attacks, getting punched by students, Rivers' future careers, and we keep asking for intel on which Australian actors are nice. Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Special Guest - Scott Major I…
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Season 3, Episode 13a - All Torn Down (ft. Scott Major)
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! With special guest, Scott Major, we dissect the final episode of season 3. Jane yells as Scott for actions his character takes, we find out all the wrong things we assumed about the making of the show, learn a little about the netflix reboot. And we all get very distracted (…
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Season 3, Episode 12 - Pumping on your Stereo
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Vote in our end of season awards! We've got all the big questions this episode: Has Radio Hartley been relegated to the Hartley purgatory that is the Media class? Can any Hartley teacher have an appropriate boundary between them and their students? How did these students, wh…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Vote in our end of season awards! This is the most depressing party we've been to. Con's trying to get some time alone with Katerina, Rivers is trying to start drama like he's Gossip Girl, and as usual, Leanne can't get the buttons right. Want to have your say about the happ…
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Season 3, Episode 10 - Future Proof
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Matt Logan - future principal? This week, the students are contemplating their futures, and Matt is throwing tantrums. We also theorise the functionality of the warehouse attic/ute bed situation, spend way too much time looking up the songs played in the episode, and Jane co…
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Season 3, Episode 9 - Under the Bridge
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! How come no one recognises big celebrities around Hartley? This week, we criticise the most uncooked sausage roll ever, wonder why Con is suddenly angry at chickpeas, continue to find Matt to be a jerk, and get furious at Bell being understanding. Want to have your say about…
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Papa Rivers is back! We reminisce about film photography, get concerned about the close relations of Con and Katerina, and continue to find Matt to be the absolute worst. Want to have your say about the happenings at Hartley? Send us an email to read out on the show about yo…
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Season 3, Episode 7 - How much is the fish?
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Matt has become an environmental activist, and Sam is looking for a new housemate. This week, we discuss the return of the stairwell apartment, and the fact that the loft is not a bedroom, hear the term "fat cats" used unironically, and observe the worst security guard ever.…
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Season 3, Episode 6 - Romeo and the Lonely Girl
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! We feel like it's very important for you to know that there is an actor from Strictly Ballroom in this episode. This week, we discuss the possibility of Roberto being a hypochondriac, Leanne wants a part in the Romeo and Juliet production, and Rivers is back to using his voi…
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Season 3, Episode 5 - Been Caught Stealing
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! Just when the parents can't get more dramatic, enter Allie's dad. This week, we discuss Shakespeare making it's way back into the English classroom (Christina would be so proud), Katerina making moves on Matt (ugh), and try to figure out how Allie can enrol herself. Want to …
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Season 3, Episode 4 - High School Low
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Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark! There's a new teacher in town and he's here to make an impression with his choice of student motivation and change room choices. This week, we welcome Andrew Bell, discuss the show's loose understanding of senior school scoring, question the authenticity of Rivers' driving q…
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