Our favorite Phish songs. (Finally.) This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off when you spend $10 or more on your next DashPass order. Links and Show Notes: Tiff's Apple Music playlist Marco's samples played: You Enjoy Myself - 2023/02/26 Carini - 2021/10/16 Turtle in the Clouds - 2019/12/29 Waves - 2013/12/29 Wading in the Ve…

Our 100th-episode spectacular! Here's to 100 great episodes — well, 100 episodes, at least — and more to come. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off up to a $20 value and zero delivery fees. Links and Show Notes: Shokupan (Japanese milk bread): Goldbelly, Amazon (currently unavailable) Portuguese Massa Follow-up: Fidget sp…

A terrible surprise. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off up to a $20 value and zero delivery fees. Links and Show Notes: Slug Dumpling Metal spinner Shape-shifting box Brass gear cube Anxiety ring Fidget cube 1 Fidget cube 2 Metal rollers Atomic balls Ball with tiny balls Three rings Tangle Cards Stress ball '80s-dad han…

We actually tried every flavor of Hot Pockets and lived to tell the tale. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off up to a $20 value and zero delivery fees. Links and Show Notes: Hot Pockets Susceptor (manufacturer) Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Subtitle: Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off up to a $20 value and zero delivery fees. Links and Show Notes: Jock Jams album series Original TV commercial Spotify playlist with most of the songs Jock Jams Megamix Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

Our favorite cakes, in honor of Tiff's birthday. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off up to a $20 value and zero delivery fees. Links and Show Notes: Wikipedia: List of cakes Cakes on Hudson Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

The best flavors among far too many candy-cane options. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: CleanMyMac X: Your Mac. As good as new. Get 5% off today. Links and Show Notes: Blair Candy Company Candy Favorites Candy Store Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Our family's favorite characters from the amazing, delightful Adventure Time series. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: CleanMyMac X: Your Mac. As good as new. Get 5% off today. Links and Show Notes: List of Adventure Time characters Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Our favorite spooky music for Halloween, plus new edible contenders for some of our previous rankings! This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Sanebox: Clean up your inbox in minutes. Sign up for a two-week free trial and a $25 credit. Links and Show Notes: Tiff's picks: Apple Music, Spotify ("She's Dead" not available on Spotify) Marco's picks: …

The best, worst, and weirdest nut butters and non-nut butters we could find. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Sanebox: Clean up your inbox in minutes. Sign up for a two-week free trial and a $25 credit. Links and Show Notes: See also: Top Four #50: Nuts Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

Celebrate the last weekend of the summer with the best rods of meat and plants we could find. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Sanebox: Clean up your inbox in minutes. Sign up for a two-week free trial and a $25 credit. Links and Show Notes: Meat hot dogs: Applegate Beef and Do Good Dogs Applegate Chicken Boar's Head Natural Casing Beef Bo…

It's summer, and you know what that means… This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: Bodies of Water Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Our favorite song parodies by "Weird Al" Yankovic. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: "Weird Al" Yankovic List of Weird Al song parodies and polkas Apple Music playlist of all song parodies and originals Support Top Four with a Relay FM Mem…

Taste-testing every flavor of Goldfish we could find. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers official site Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

We intended to rank the worst flavors of marshmallow Peeps for Easter… but we were in for a surprise. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more with code TOPFOUR22. Links and Show Notes: Peeps Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

The most overplayed, overused songs from the 1800s to today that we never need to hear again, but we know we will. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Hover: Make a name for yourself. Get 10% off any domain name. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Our favorite TV-show finales. (Don't worry, we're not ending this show!) This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Hover: Make a name for yourself. Get 10% off any domain name. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Our favorite sweet spreadables. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Hover: Make a name for yourself. Get 10% off any domain name. Links and Show Notes: Terminology: Jam vs. jelly, etc. Wikipedia Yummy.ph Tiptree Raspberry Seedless Rose Petal Jelly Bolos Levedos Portuguese Muffins Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

Our favorite songs for road-trip playlists. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: Tiff's playlist: Apple Music, Spotify Marco's playlist: Apple Music, Spotify Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

That's right. Flavors. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Tiff's favorite Halloween monsters, and the "monsters" that most scare Marco. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Parallel: A tech podcast with accessibility sprinkles. Listen now. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

Join your favorite "seltziers" (or "crunchographers"?) as we discover amazing culinary pairings between Hal's seltzer flavors and Hal's potato chips. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: Hal's New York Support Top Four with a Relay FM Members…

The best flavors to grab on a hot summer day as you push past the children to get to the front of the line. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: FlaVorIce GoodPop Bolis Icesticks Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

After months of delicious research, we've ranked our favorite extrusions of dried semolina. We tried every shape we could find — yes, even that one. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Cross Promo: Focused: Life is more than cranking widgets. Listen now. Links an…

Our favorite characters on The Simpsons. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Cross Promo: Roboism: Robots, -isms, and tech (but mostly robots). Listen now. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

Our favorite objects to eat from the ocean. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Pictorial: A conversation with your eyes. Listen now. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

A tour of the world's best ways to combine barley, hops, yeast, and water. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: The Incomparable: Beer I The Incomparable: Beer II Top Four: Pumpkin Spice Everything Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

How have we not done this already? This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Our favorite leafy greens. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: Lettuce Lettuce soup Mâche Gotham Greens Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Nobody should have 30 flavors of Pop Tarts. But having found ourselves in that situation, we did what any podcasters would do: taste-test all 30 flavors and rank our favorites. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: Kellogg's…

In a special crossover episode with Somehow I Manage, we're joined by Merri and Stephen Hackett to rank our favorite Christmas episodes of The Office. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Guest Starring: Stephen Hackett and Merri Hackett Links a…

If you were scoring a '90s scene in a movie or TV show, what song would you choose to instantly transport people back to that time? This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: Tiff's playlist: Apple Music, Spotify Marco's playlist…

Our favorite card games playable with a standard deck — or at least by ruining the top half of one. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: Card games BS Egyptian Ratscrew Euchre 500 Rummy Gin Rummy Hearts (Black Lady) Mao Mil…

We somehow made a podcast out of sniffing 55 scented pencils. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: Smencils Scentco Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

The world’s worst sports commentators rank the world’s sports. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: List of sports Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Our favorite face-mask types, attributes, materials, and brands for varying circumstances. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: Surgical/procedure masks Specific masks mentioned: Atoms Aviator JoahLove Marine Layer Rag & Bo…

Our favorite pieces to grab from the bowl of this ubiquitous party mix. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: Chex Mix Old advertisement Melba toast Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

Celebrating this year's Cinco de Mayo that also falls on Taco Tuesday, we rank our favorite taco toppings. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

The Arment family's favorite enemies, animals, and other bizarre creatures in Minecraft. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Our favorite Bluth family members from Arrested Development. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

The best (or worst?) phrases printed on Valentine's Day candy hearts. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: The Weird Backstory Behind Those Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts Hearts tested: Brach's Variety Pack: Tiny, Heart 2 Hea…

This might be the stupidest thing we've ever done. And that's saying something. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Our favorite cookies from these classic blue tins before they're reused to hold buttons and sewing kits. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Flatiron School: Launch a career in tech with Flatiron School’s modern curriculum paired with one-on-one support from dedicated Career Coaches, all just in 15 weeks. Links and Show Notes: Royal Dansk but…

Our favorite types of cheese, taste-tested live for your enjoyment — or at least ours. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Moo: Custom business printing and design. Save 15%. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Music albums that contain one-hit-wonder singles, but are also really great albums. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Moo: Custom business printing and design. Save 15%. Links and Show Notes: Albums mentioned: Phish - Billy Breathes (Apple, Spotify) Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill (Apple, Spotify) Spin Doctors - Pocket Full of Krypto…

We taste-tested 14 instant coffees, from mouth parties to tire fires, to discover if there's anything redeemable about this much-maligned beverage. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Links and Show Notes: Sudden Coffee (seemingly unavailable) …

Lauren and Jason Snell join us to taste-test and rank all 24 flavors of LaCroix seltzer. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Dinner from your favorite restaurant delivered to your door. Get $5 off your first order. Guest Starring: Jason Snell and Lauren Snell Links and Show Notes: LaCroix flavored seltzer Support Top Four with a Rel…

In celebration of World Emoji Day, we ranked our favorite emoji. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Care/of: Personalized vitamins, protein and more, delivered to your door. Use ‘topfour’ for 25% off. Links and Show Notes: World Emoji Day Emojipedia Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Our favorite band names, regardless of the quality of the bands, or whether we've even heard of them before. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Moo: Custom business printing and design. Use promo code PRINTMOO for 15% off when you spend $50 or more. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

Our favorite egg preparations, from simple breakfasts to the fanciest parties. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Care/of: Personalized vitamins, protein and more, delivered to your door. Use topfour30 for 30% off. Links and Show Notes: Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipBy Marco Arment and Tiff Arment