Is Rachel stupidly brave or lovably impulsive? Are Taxxons unambiguously evil or just another victim of the anti-swarm agenda? Is a cockroach morph ever just a cockroach morph? Read along with three friends as they go through the series and try to answer the Animorphs’ toughest questions.
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Every other week, three people who read Animorphs as kids and one who didn't read and discuss another book in the series.
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Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorphs Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorphs in a homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city, fighting their own war. Will they make the change? Join Savannah, Zac, Dylan, Kamren and Aximili as they gain the power to turn into any animal they can touch and go claw to tail blade with Visser Three and ...
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The Wonder Yeerks is a show where three doofuses (Sara, Blair, and Satah) re-read the Animorphs books, re-watch the Animorphs show, and talk about how much we love our morphing children.
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100 years after the Yeerk War, intrepid college students Cassandra, Erso, and Brad conduct their class discussions remotely while quarantined in their homes. Each week they read an Animorph's Journal and analyze its historical and cultural significance, all while trying to keep their spirits up as a pandemic rages just outside their doors.
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Is a Cigar Man Ever Just a Man with a Cigar? (Book 14)
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The Animorphs need to continue scouting Zone 91 and so they go to the horse track to acquire morphs. When things inevitably go south, Cassie is forced to morph into her new horse morph and ends up competing in a very close race. Do the Yeerks infesting humans ever come to truly love the human jobs that they’re performing? Since Tobias is no longer …
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Hirac Delest - Book 4 - Chapter 1: The Ritual
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The cast sits down and talks about the Book 4 Chapter 1 and tell which poses the Humanimals would take if they were Gargoyles. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion pla…
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We catch up with the Humanimals as they send off the fallen. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in th…
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Addressing the Ellimist in the Room (Book 14)
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The gang breaks into Zone 91, nearly outs the Animorphs to the US government, and then just barely escapes getting smooshed by tanks. Plus we have our first official meeting as the Morphing Committee to decide whether Tobias should have his morphing privileges revoked until he can get his act together. Does this book confirm that a culture of modes…
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We kick off the controversial Book 14 with the realization that we actually— all kind of love it? Yes, it's goofy, but in the best kinds of way!! Things get strange right away as Cassie and Rachel investigate a mysterious, payphone-using horse and meet an all-time great NPC in Crazy Helen. What is with all of the pooping in this book? Can we possib…
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(Mailbag) The Worst of All Possible Chapmans
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We answer a few emails and read new reviews!! What happened to Chapman between Book 2 and Andalite Chronicles? Why can’t our wonderful Marco and lovely Tobias just get along when they have so much in common? And why does Eddy have that suspicious twinkle in his eye— is that his spoiler face?? Support the Show. Support us on Patreon: https://www.pat…
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DnDB 3rd Anniversary Special - InSpectres
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It's our third anniversary!!! Thank you for joining us! It's been a fun ride! To celebrate we played a game of InSpectres! You and your friends build a franchise through taking jobs int the paranormal! OOOOOHHHHH GHOSTS! If you wanna play InSpectres it free online or you can buy it from the creator, Jared A. Sorensen, here. If you would like to sup…
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DnDB 3rd Anniversary Special - InSpectres (Character and Franchise Creation)
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It's our third anniversary!!! Thank you for joining us! It's been a fun ride! To celebrate we played a game of InSpectres! You and your friends build a franchise through taking jobs int the paranormal! OOOOOHHHHH GHOSTS! If you wanna play InSpectres it free online or you can buy it from the creator, Jared A. Sorensen, here. If you would like to sup…
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The Humanimals return to Oscar's cabin and begin their preparations. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own stor…
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The Humanimals gather and discuss what they've been up to and what comes next. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape thei…
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How in the hell is Tobias gonna love somebody else if he can't love this slightly younger version of himself? We finish Book 13. Why do none of the Animorphs ever morph into Ax to disguise themselves as Andalites? Why does Tobias speak like a prospector from the 1800s? And will one of you cowards please just give him a hug? Tobias is our special bo…
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Savannah takes a trip after work to check on one of the wolves from a few weeks back. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will sha…
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Animorphs Series Unlocked?! 5 Life Hacks Vissers Don’t Want You to Know (and Why You Should Care!!) (Book 13)
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The free Hork Bajir teach Tobias all about the many flavors of bark while he figures out what he wants to eat for lunch. Why are the Yeerks spending all of these resources to track down two Hork Bajir? Salad tossers or salad shooters? Do the Hork Bajir have the most depressing backstory in the entire series? And how are the themes of violence diffe…
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Before meeting back up with the rest of the Humanimals, Zac skates some roofs to build his tiktok, but something unexpected crosses his path. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yee…
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Hork-Bajir+ Hidden Valley = Ranch Dressing (Book 13)
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Tobias wrestles with enormous existential questions while the Animorphs try to figure out what to do with the only two free Hork-Bajir in the galaxy. How far along in his Andalite deprogramming is Ax at this point? Is there anything sadder than Tobias’ backstory? How many judges would get eaten at a Taxxon Dog Show? How long have the Yeerks been se…
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Before meeting back up with the rest of the Humanimals, Dylan has a hunch about some Yeerk activity, so naturally she investigates. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasio…
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We Need a Forklift to Get Us Out of This Bit (Book 13)
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Book 13 continues! Would Andalites be cuter without arms? Do memories come with morphs, or just instincts, and how can we tell the difference? Do the Animorphs continue to age while they’re morphed, or does the healing power of morphing actually slow down the aging process? And which rides would we include in a hypothetical Animorphs amusement park…
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Book 13 escalates with one of our favorite action sequences yet in the series!! Have we mentioned that we love this book? When the Yeerks sound the alarm about the the escaping Hork-Bajir, KA Applegate tells us that "up from the hole in the ground humans poured." Miranda wants to know if it's accurate to say that something can pour up, or if things…
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We kick off our third season by finally returning to our beloved morph-capable children with Book 13. Is Tobias our new favorite child? (Don’t tell the others!!) Does anything feel more queer in this series than Tobias having to watch from the sidelines as his friends experience the childhood that he's missing out on? And how many people can we pis…
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(Minisode) Failing Forwards and Upwards and Onwards
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We’re back!! We’ll begin releasing Book 13: The Change next week, but we’re kicking things off with a mailbag episode. We hear from a new listener, speculate about why KA Applegate hasn't called into the podcast yet, and discuss whether that mysterious dark force from the end of Andalite Chronicles has influenced Miranda to deny the existence of ho…
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Hork Delest - Hork-Bajir Chronicles Discussion
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The whole cast talks about the Hork-Bajir Chronicles and absolutely destroy Austin for what he's done! Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The…
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A brief look into Illira and Sanillion's story after the event of the Hork-Bajir Chronicles. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players w…
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 14: See the Stars
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It's all led to this. The group confronts Jahem. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their own city…
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 13: Not Like You
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The Hork-Bajir and Andalites regroup and find out crucial information. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own st…
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 12: Bronk
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The group plummets into Father Deep, grasping for ways to stop themselves. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their ow…
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 11: The Battle on the Bridge
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The group rally with the Hork-Bajir to keep the Yeerks from taking over. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own …
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 10: Father Deep Danger
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Sanillion dives down into Father Deep to find out what secrets lay below the mist. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape …
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 9: East Great Tree Tribe
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The group makes it to the tree bridge after finishing the Lethardak monster. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their …
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We interviewed the creator of the iconic Animorphs covers, David Mattingly!! A few weeks ago, David was generous enough to spend an hour talking to us about everything from his process of designing the book covers to his prized framed bug collection to the rise of AI art and what it means for visual artists. More importantly, we press him with our …
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 8: Thump Whallop
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Keffa and her clan are not the only Hork-Bajir that have been effected by the Yeerk invasion. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players …
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Portrait of the Artist as a Young Visser (Megasode: Megamorphs 1 - Andalite Chronicles)
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We wrap up our second season with a conversation covering the first Megamorphs book, books 8-12, and Andalite Chronicles. If the first seven books asked why the Animorphs fight, is this portion of the series asking what the cost of fighting is? Miranda wonders what the original Spider-Man movies tell us about what’s to come in the series, Eddy is s…
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 7: Chadoo Stench
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The Hork-Bajir and Andalites face off against the Lerdethak tree monster from Father Deep! Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players wil…
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Hedrick and the Angry Inch (Andalite Chronicles)
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We finally finished the Andalite Chronicles! In this supersized episode, Elfangor goes to college, Loren ages rapidly to a narratively convenient age, and we finally learn the extraordinary origin of a beloved character: Hedrick Chapman!! If the Yeerk invasion is just starting in the 80s, why isn’t it further along in the main series books? Who is …
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 6: Mytaya Come Home
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Sanillion and Ilira test out their new friends while Yall Ech f*** off! Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own s…
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 5: Keffa Learn Everything
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During her rest, Keffa has visions from the past. Simtaff works on gaining a Yeerk foothold on the Hork-Bajir home world. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played o…
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Rimming the Pocketverse (Andalite Chronicles)
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In which Loren introduces Elfy to her mother and we find ourselves confounded by conspiracy after conspiracy. Why does Elfangor insist on pretending that he has never encountered cloth, taste, or roads? Why does he not run into a single figure from his past in this pocket universe when Loren's sector is so crowded? Do Andalites have nipples? We nee…
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 4: Friends Help
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The Hork-Bajir have their first run in with the Yeerks. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in their o…
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Elfy finds himself disoriented in a familiar but strange new world after using the Time Matrix. He ponders whether you can ever really go home again, splashes around in the water with Loren, and meets Visser 3(2)‘s bizarre new minions. How lubricated is the Andalite musculature? Could halal falafel, made with garbanzo beans = Hala Fala, the garabah…
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 3: Destruction
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The Andalites on the Hork-Bajir homeworld continue with their duties while Keffa, Yall, Ech, and Mytaya relax. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differen…
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The Only Living Rock in New York (Andalite Chronicles)
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We’re in the home stretch of Andalite Chronicles! The only way for Elfy and friends to escape a very perilous situation in space is to finally use the Time Matrix. Is Elfangor blaming himself a little too much? Will the Animorphs ever acquire a living asteroid morph? And is Elfangor’s central dilemma in these books that he wants to hold the very ha…
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 2: Mighty Andalites
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Sanillion and Ilira embark on their new assignment. The Hork-Bajir make new discoveries. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will …
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(Minisode) The Andalite Chronicles is for Grown-Ups
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A feed update! Eddy and Chris explain the birds and the bees and how they need a nap every now and then. New regular episode next week! Support the Show. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air…
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles - Chapter 1: What Do?
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The Humanimals have to deal with Mytaya, but before they do, they will hear what she has to say. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The playe…
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We finally conclude the second part of Andalite Chronicles with a big showdown involving Elfangor, Loren, Visser 3(2), and... living asteroids? Does every Visser have their own blade shape, and how did Visser 32 receive one so quickly after his promotion? Is Andalite space travel going to be forever changed by the discovery of these living asteroid…
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Little Businessman Goth (Andalite Chronicles)
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In which our heroes spend too much time doing donuts in Z-space and we spend too much time talking about this scrumptious feast of Time Matrix lore. Just how old are Loren and Chapman supposed to be, and does this explain why Chapman is such an emotional terrorist? What do you call a combination of a hiss and a snort? And just how many bandages wil…
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The tale of the peaceful Hork-Bajir and the fight for their planet, their race, and their own bodies will begin on February 4th. Cast Dylan - Jenna - @Jennachil Savannah - Alex - @AlexandBirds Zac - Nate - @SplintersmithNC GM - Austin - @DNDBPOD Music Smooth Waters by Sergii Pavkin from PixabayBy Dungeons and Dracon Beams
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In which Elfangor learns a little bit too much about Team Andalite and our favorite Visser finally becomes himself. Is Chapman to the Yeerks what Arbron is to the Living Hive? Do these book think Alloran is one bad egg or that the entire Andalite system is the problem? And why is Sub-Visser 7 finally infesting Alloran so goddamn satisfying? Support…
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I Took Two Dates to the Revolution (Andalite Chronicles)
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Elfangor learns that Arbron has been indoctrinated into a cult, experiences the joys of Taxxon mass transit, and drives a Mustang to the frontline of a revolution. Is the Living Hive the Taxxon planet’s version of Earth’s Great Ones (aka whales)? How did Arbron manage to undergo an entire series’ worth of emotional growth in fifteen minutes? And do…
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Elfangor had a midlife crisis in the middle of a Taxxon desert and stumbles into the stuff of Anidorks dreams. Miranda theorizes that the Time Ship made an appearance in the very first scene of this series, Chris can’t tell if Elfangor driving a Mustang is silly or stupid, and Eddy could not solve a riddle if his life depended on it. Support the Sh…
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A Song of Sugar & Snow - Episode 24: A Glass Case of Christmas Emotion
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Until next Christmas... A Song of Sugar and Snow is a special Advent-ture that will have a new episode releasing from December 1st until December 24th, Christmas Eve! Join us for a whimsical winter advent-ture! Christmas is coming... Cast GM - Alpha Alex (@AlphaComicGames/@QuidRoll) Halley - Anonymous Alex (@AlexandBirds) Jack Frost - Austin (@Seez…
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