Best Beachley Podcasts (2024)

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Blitzed Spesh! Women’s Title Showdown Throw Down with Kweeeen Layne Beachley! 38:47

10d ago38:47

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Up – The Financial Revolution that’s got young Aussies balls Presents… The Women’s World Title Show Down Throw Down with Her Majesty the Swellian Kween Layne Collette Beachley! When you wanna know winners you ask a winner! UTFSK (Swellian Kween!) Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on sig…

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Core Lords: Jacob Szekely 1:45:19

3h ago1:45:19

1:45:19

Jacob Szekely is a professional surfer, skater and online content creator from Southern California. He's also a hmaaaaaaadman! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Core Lords: Mckenzie Bowden 2:44:14

1h ago2:44:14

2:44:14

Mckenzie Bowden is a professional freesurfer, style master, and comedic content creator from the North Island of New Zealand. Subscribe and listen ad-free on Patreon, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Steaming Heats with Pipeline Master Rob Machado 1:52:12

24m ago1:52:12

1:52:12

Sun Bum Presents... Steaming Heats with Rob Machado - War stories from the incredible competitive career of Mr Soul Glo himself. From the 95 high-five at Pipe to the 2000 Pipe Masters Championship, to the time he "Burkharted" Derek Ho at Trestles. Get to know the rashie-wearing comp beast behind the world’s most stylish and beloved free surfing spi…

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Swellness: Supercharge Your Surfing, Life and Spirituality w/ Jason Rice's Surf Apnea 3:01:46

10d ago3:01:46

3:01:46

Jason Rice is a former elite tactical police officer and counter-terrorism operative who developed a breath work protocol to help minimise the stress response and now trains some Australia’s top surfers. Listen ad-free on Patreon here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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GOT IT RIGHT! Woz Finals Trainwreck Averted as Rightful World Champs Crowned at Trestles 1:07:52

5d ago1:07:52

1:07:52

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... PHEW! The most dominant competitive surfers of 2024 John John Florence and Caity Simmers are now the rightful World Champions after a day of such little truth the lies threatened to boil over and cook the entire sport! That's not say there weren't some magic moments! Smiv and…

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GAME ON! Woz Finals to Run Tonight! Last Word From the Pickle and Vortex Coaches Glen Micro Hall and Matt Bemrose 37:00

7d ago37:00

37:00

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... GAME ON! Woz finals will run tonight and as a final word on the whole shebang we jumped on the blower to the coaches of our Aussie Hopefuls Molly Picklum and Jack Robbo to get a feel for these final 48 hours before the first hooter blows its load. HERE WE GO SWELLIANS! BRING …

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WOZ TOP 5 SCOOP! Exactly who are these people? Good Peeps or Unbearable Pests? Two CT Peers Dish the Dirt! 51:37

8d ago51:37

51:37

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Exactly who are the WSL Top 5? Decent hard working folk, or unbearable mouth breathers you wouldn't wanna waste a single second standing next to? Will our World Champion Surfers be World Champion People too? Or will they World Champion Ding Dongs? We hit up two surfers of irr…

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IT'S FUCKEN FATE! Ronnie Blakey's Voodoo Coin Toss Reveals 2024 World Champions! 1:05:19

9d ago1:05:19

1:05:19

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... FATE DECIDES! ...with Ronnie Blakey. We flipped a magic Boogie coin to find out who would win each match up on the way to the best-of-three World Title Showdown. Who is on the right side of the universe and who will have their dreams crushed by the cruel hand of fate?!!! Find…

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Parko's Nose Picks 2024 World Champ! Lexi Woz Final Hype Week Begins! 33:25

11d ago33:25

33:25

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Parko's World Title Picks! In day one of our Lexi Woz Finals Hype Reel the 2012 World Camp and Pipeline Master Joel Leslie Parkinson takes us through the men's side of the draw and predicts who will lift the three-toed salad bowl come days end! If anyone knows, Parko's Nose! …

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Core Lords: Jacob Boylan 1:42:26

12d ago1:42:26

1:42:26

Jacob Boylan is the lead singer of the increasingly iconic Australian garage rock and roll band, Mini Skirt. He is also a surfer, graphic artist, and landscape gardener. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Swellness: The Fundamental Seven, Maximising Mindset and Performance w/ Simon Williams 1:45:26

21d ago1:45:26

1:45:26

Welcome to our Inaugural Swellness Podcast, the first in a new series that will provide you with cutting-edge, evidence-based knowledge and tools to help you surf better and live better. Today’s guest is former professional cricket player turned Mindset and Performance Coach, Simon Williams, who outlines the seven fundamentals for good health along…

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Blitzed: Final Five LOCKED and LOADED in a Cloudbreak Classic 1:08:05

20d ago1:08:05

1:08:05

All the action from the heats that mattered at the Outerknown Fiji Pro. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Blitzed: High Drama, Filthy Cones and a Brazilian Clinic on Day One of the Fiji Pro 48:11

22d ago48:11

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Catch up on all the day one action from the Outerknown, Fiji Pro. Sign up to our Patreon account here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Core Lords: Kyle Thiermann 1:13:38

25d ago1:13:38

1:13:38

Kyle Thiermann is a pro surfer, Patagonia team rider, journalist, hunter, and film maker from Santa Cruz, California. Follow him on his website here. Subscribe to our ad-free Patreon here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Blitzed Fiji Preview: Slaughterhouse Five – Cloudbreak Set For Bloodbath in Race to the WSL Finals 50:53

28d ago50:53

50:53

Fiji Pro Preview: Can Vortex and Eeeeeeewing hold their nerves and places in the top 5? Will Medina make a late charge and storm the WSL finals? Are wildcards Sierra Kerr and Erin Brooks going to shatter Pickles dreams? Will Goat rain little Goat pebbles all over the rest of the field? Smiv and Deadly discuss... See omnystudio.com/listener for priv…

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Breastmilk Doping Scandal Rocks Silver Medalist, Sally Gritz-gibbons Pumps US Chang into Bed Rock, Mid-North Coast Megladon Nightmares & More… 1:58:41

29d ago1:58:41

1:58:41

Billabong Presents… Smiv and Deadly back on regular transmission and taking on the surfing world’s biggest stories including… the breastmilk doping scandal rocking our silver medalist, the French nuclear cloud killing Tahitians, the Mid North Coast Megladon epidemic, and will Queen Riss receive a 21 Clam salute at the next Swellian live show? No pi…

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Core Lords: Alan Van Gysen 1:14:29

1M ago1:14:29

1:14:29

Alan Van Gysen is a leading surf photographer and cinematographer from Cape Town, South Africa. His new project, Now Now Media, tells the stories of some of surfing's best and least known surfing locations; from Puerto Escondido to Mozambique. Follow AVG on Instagram here. Subscribe to ad-free PATREON here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i…

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NEW SHOW! Rasta, Seano, Smiv and Deadly Present... Notes From the End of the World! 1:11:11

1M ago1:11:11

1:11:11

Patagonia and Roaring Journals Presents... a brand new series dedicated to surfing and surfers leading to the charge towards positive change, environmental optimism through action, and eternal froth in the face of endless doom! It's Notes From the End of the World and it's here to get you psyched on chippin' in! Yeeeeew! UTFS! Rossy at Shippies, Ra…

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WE WOZ ROBBO'ED! Olympics Priority Debacle + Gold for Marksy Bra and Vaast 44:32

1M ago44:32

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Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Fuck it was slow but sheeez it made for some riveting corn tightening action as our very own Vortex Shaman Jack Robbo took on Finals Day at sleepy with odd-cone End of the Road. In the end the Irukandjis bring home a well earned Silver medal for Straya while Marksie Brah clai…

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PARKO'S NOSE! Olympic Judging Controversy and Grindcore Action for Round Three and the Quarter Finals 25:40

1M ago25:40

25:40

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Coolangatta great and 2012 World Champ, Joel 'Leslie Snorkoss' Parkinson joins us on the line to discuss the grindy but all important round three/quarterfinal action, including the controversy surrounding Australian ISA judge, Ben Lowe. Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the…

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SACRE' BLEU! OLYMPIC SURFING ENTERS THE THUNDERCONE! Day 3 Wrap: Terrifying Teahupoo and an Irukandji Clinic In Round Three of the Mens. 1:14:50

2M ago1:14:50

1:14:50

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Day 3 and does it get any better? An Olympic showdown in waves of mortal CONEquence featuring a who’s who of iconic vortex shamans and slab warriors going at it! We relive one of the greatest days in pro surfing history with all the appropriate fizz and froth. Get on the Up S…

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Tragedy and Triumph! Our Pickle Goes Down while the Vortex Shaman Threads "Greatest Cone in Olympic History!" - Day 2 Wrap 48:16

2M ago48:16

48:16

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... The agony and the ecstasy of Olympic competition was on full display this morning as Our Pickle's Dreams of Gold came to a sudden and dramatic end at the hands of France's Johanne Defay. Meanwhile The Vortex Shaman responded to Round 1's surprise relegation with a cone so mag…

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Blitzed: Olympics Day 1 Wrap - Heeeyeewing & Tyler Get it Done, Stars & Stripes Dominate, Vortex & Pickle With Work to do in Round 2 33:28

2M ago33:28

33:28

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Surfing's second crack at the Five Rings delivered with some hmaaaad cones, wild floggings and the Murkans fricken dominating at Chopes! The Irukandis had a mixed day with Heeeyeeewing and T-Dub getting Ws but Pickle and Vortex Shaman have work to do in Round 2. Get on the Up…

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OLYMPICS FINAL WORD: With Heeeeyeeeewing's Super Coach Bede "The Moose" Durbidge 16:42

2M ago16:42

16:42

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... He got it done with Owen Wright in Tokyo, but can North Straddie Super Coach Bede Durbidge medal again with Ethan Heeeeeeeyeeeeeeewing? We speak with "the Moose" on location in Tahitio to see how his boy and the rest of the Irukandjis are dealing with the last 24 hours before…

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Breaking News: Jack Robbo Cuts Ankle in Warm Up Sesh! Plus: The Hog Drops by for an ATS Full Olympic Preview! 56:21

2M ago56:21

56:21

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Breaking news from Teahupoo just hours out from the Olympics - The Vortex Shaman has done himself a nasty after a collision with the reef, we got the details! We also welcome Chopes Orb Pig Nathan "Hoggy" Hedge into the ATS trough for our deep dive Olympic Preview. Fwaaaark f…

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Blitzed: Rose Gold Olympic Immortal Owen Wright Predicts Irukandji Domination at Chopes! 26:33

2M ago26:33

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Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Australian Bronze Medal Hmaaad Cunt Owen Wright reckons the Irukandjis can bring four medals home from Tahiti if they can embrace the "Olympic moment" that Cathy Freeman, Susie O'Neill and Steven Bradbury locked into on their journeys to immortality! Hmaaaaaad! Get on the Up …

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Olympic Exclusive: Chopes Rights, Aussie Turn Coats and the Best Paddle Battles in History! 18:47

2M ago18:47

18:47

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Jack Robbo's Super Coach Matt Bemrose and Chopes legend Simon Thornton take us into the Aussie Irukandjis bunker and deliver some exclusive revelations just days out from the first hooter of the 2024 Olympic Games! Get ready for Chopes rights, the best paddle battles ever see…

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Gold For Straya! Parko's Nose Olympics 23:21

2M ago23:21

23:21

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... The 2012 World Champ and Pipe Master kicks off our Olympic Preview week with his thoughts on the cons, the dark horses and who will medal at Chopes. And he's smellin' gold for Straya! If anyone knows, Parko's Nose. Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up …

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Would you cut off ya nuts to get coned 24/7? Castration Special featuring Doinka, the Olympics, Puerto Escondido, Chopes, The Changaz & a Chinese Meth Dealer all having their gear neutered! 1:35:33

2M ago1:35:33

1:35:33

Billabong and the Otis Carey West Up River Collection Presents… The bad news is Swellian Mascot Doinka just had his nuts cut off. The Good news is he’s now getting coned 24/7 so he doesn’t chew the stitches out of where his balls used to be. But who else is in the firing line for castration? Turns out the Mexican Pipeline, The Olympics at Chopes, t…

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Core Lords: George Pittar 1:23:37

2M ago1:23:37

1:23:37

George Pittar is the number four ranked surfer on the Challenger Series, who grew up between Vanuatu and Manly on the Northern Beaches of Sydney. He was a standout during the Australian leg of the World Tour. Subscribe to our Patreon account, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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Blitzed: Jacob 'Chippo' Wilcox Talks East Coast Swellpocalypse, Skeleton Bay and why the WOZ Needs To GET IT RIGHT on the Chang 33:28

2M ago33:28

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Skullcandy ANC Crusher 2 presents...We're joined by ATS's favourite son, the All-Australian vortex shaman, Jacob 'Chippo' Wilcox, as he prepares for the final leg of the Challenger Series. Sign up to our patreon account, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Blitzed Special: Is the Changaz Dogshit? 50:35

2M ago50:35

50:35

Skullcandy ANC Crusher 2 presents... Blitzed Special: Smiv and Deadly pull out the red pens to give the Changaz a mid-year report card following the recent fizzer that was the Ballito Pro in South Africa. The bad news is, the Changaz in it's current form does not get a pass mark as a stepping stone to the CT, i n fact, it might actually be dog caca…

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Core Lords: Brent Simpson 1:57:50

2M ago1:57:50

1:57:50

Brent Simpson is a former outlaw motorcycle gang member who spent six years behind bars before turning his life around and becoming a community leader. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Kick Ya Dots Off! As Stab High Japan, The Olympics and Oz Grom Season cops the full pink eye from Smiv & Deady 1:45:37

2M ago1:45:37

1:45:37

Billabong Presents... An ATS Reg ep Spesh as Smiv and Deadly cast their all knowing stink eye over Stab High Japan, the glory of the Occy Grom Comp, the passing of Tamayo Perry, The upcoming Olympic heat draw, Dane Reynolds' shop getting bulldozed, Gabby's inner fire getting some diesel, and much much more... And for your chance to win $500 worth o…

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Blitzed: A Stonk in the Wonk as Italo and Caity Blitz Sack-a-Rimmer 54:19

3M ago54:19

54:19

Is Pro Surfing back cunce? Has the Woz nailed it in 2024? The race for the final five hit obscene peaks at the Oi Rio Pro in Sack-a-Rimmer as 7 of the top 8 men made the quarters and Caity Simmers seized an incredible third win to a remarkable season. Bring on 8-10 foot Cloudy already! Sign up to our Patreon here. See omnystudio.com/listener for pr…

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Up Late Returns! Occy's '83 World Title Melt, What's Next for GOAT, MR on Geoff McCoy... With Surfing World Editor Sean Doherty. 57:10

3M ago57:10

57:10

29 Gold Cone Piece Award Winner Sean Doherty sits deep in the culture cone as ATS Up Late returns! This ep we take a look at Surfing World Magazine Issue 423 which features a whopping 10,000 word profile on Occy and his 83 World Title Melt, discuss what's next for GOAT and look at the place of the surf mag in modern day media. Suck back a fatty and…

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FREEDOM FOR ASSANGE! The Surfing Senator, Peter Whish-Wilson Explains 29:34

3M ago29:34

29:34

Is it true? Is Julian Assange really set to be freed and allowed to return to Australia after 12 years locked in the Ecuadorian Embassy and Belmarsh Prison? We phoned the Surfing Senator to get the low down on what's going on. Sign up to our Patreon, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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System Failure: Punter's Politics aka Konrad Michalski 1:35:04

3M ago1:35:04

1:35:04

Today we are joined by Konrad Michalski, aka Punter's Politics, a school teacher turned YouTube and now podcast sensation, who’d had an absolute gut full and put the crosshairs on this facade of a democracy we live in. Sign up to our patreon here. Sign up to his patreon here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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BURCH and the GANG LIVE from SWELLNESS AFLOAT 35:58

3M ago35:58

35:58

Who sharted, who got coned, who got bounced, who breathed themselves into another dimension? All the important questions answers as the Swellians phone in from aboard the majestic Barrenjoey Surf Charter in the Ments. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Has Nate Floz Got Surfing’s Most Hygienic Dot? Are the Brazzo’s Ready to Finger Bang the Back End of Top 5 In Rio? Are the Kerrzy’s Straya’s Greatest Surfing Export? And What the Fuck is Up with Smiv’s ... 1:55:51

3M ago1:55:51

1:55:51

Billabong and Occy’s Grom Comp Presented by Sun Bum June 28 - July 2 presents… A regular ep so chock full of orbular insanity and gutter profanity you’ll need to have a Detol bath and a Nate Floz Coight Mint just to stand the look of yourself in your own bathroom mirror. Sign up to our Patreon Account, here. Topics discussed at length include… Fann…

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Hackers! An ATS Live chinwag with Legendary Foam Crafters Malcom Campbell, Neal Purchase Jr and Ellis Ericson 1:22:29

3M ago1:22:29

1:22:29

Wild Things Gallery Presents... Board Talk! Live from Wild Things Gallery in the Byron Bay Industrial Estate on a chilly winter evening it’s a good old fashioned lip flapping session with three world-renowned and totally original surfboard crafters. Featuring Malcolm Campbell of Campbell Brothers going deep on Bonzer specs, Neal Purchase shaping fo…

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GET ROOTED! Inside Xavier Huxtable's 20 Point Perfect Heat at Throbbing Nias 16:52

3M ago16:52

16:52

Up - the financial revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Up Lord of the Week featuring Victorian and Torquay Boardriders Club Hmaaaadman Xavier Huxtable who just dropped a perfect heat score of 20/20 in giant throbbing orbs in the Nias regional Q. Find out how he did it right here and for fuck's sake... get on the sign up with Up a…

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BLITZED: JJF Hits Mondo Neckbeard Strength to Score First Win of the 2024 Season. Marksie Brah Goes Back-to-backl! Pure. Tour. Nerdism 1:01:52

3M ago1:01:52

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Ocean & Earth Apex Boardcover Range Presents... Blitzed: Pure. Tour. Nerdism. All the high flying action from Punta Roca as the Woz hits El Salv for a big old Octopus Ring Snap-a-thon. Join the Swellian Patreon Lords Here https://www.patreon.com/posts/105976808?pr=true Get ya O&E Apex Boardcover with Lifetime Warranty Here! https://oceanandearth.co…

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Noz goes Boog, Floz Bros in Huge Indo Cone-Off, El Sav Preview, Coneheads & Bone Heads, and Gabby’s Seacock Returns! 2:05:40

3M ago2:05:40

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Billabong & Occy's Grom Comp Presents… ATS regular ep dong dragging epic featuring Noz Deane at the Shark Island Challenge, El Sav preview, Taylor Knox’s Forrest Gump moment, huge Indo Cone-offs, Gabby’s sea cock And much much more! Sign up to Win ATS X Billabong Voucher https://www.billabong.com.au/swellians Occy's Grom Comp June 28 - July 3 See o…

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NEW SHOW: Search FM with Slab Gluttons Mason Ho & Rory Pringle 55:16

4M ago55:16

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Rip Curl Presents... Search FM with Mason Ho and Rory Pringle as they talk about their gluttonous Scottish rock shelf slab banquet Caveheart - a surf movie that has to be seen to be believed! Prepare for dings, bangs, bruises and outrageous vision from two of the great avante-guard surf film makers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati…

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Blitzed: Chicks with Sticks Rule and Ferreira Fires in Teahupoo Shat Fest 1:07:31

4M ago1:07:31

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A magical muck fest for the ages, lead by the ladies, and backed up with a tonne of mind melting, shat-inducing, cones of mortal CONEquence for the men. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Core Lords: Mikey Brennan 1:53:35

4M ago1:53:35

1:53:35

Mikey Brennan is an underground slab and big wave specialist from Tasmania. He's also a survivor of the most serious kind of child abuse and shares his tips for surviving trauma, and what lies on the other side. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Late Chopes Mail from Up Bank Lord of the Week, Liam O’Brien, at The End of the Road 20:25

4M ago20:25

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Up - the banking revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents...Liam 'LOB' O'Brien. He gets this week's Lord of the Week for his psychotic 'wave of a lifetime' while warming up for the Tahiti Pro. Find it here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Aintthatswell surf radio

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Core Lords: Ben Mondy 1:16:04

4M ago1:16:04

1:16:04

Ben Mondy is a multiple time Gold Cone Piece Award winning surf journalist, from Red Head, Newcastle, via the United Kingdom. He was a writer for Tracks Magazine during the Kelly/Andy years and travelled the world reporting on systemic degeneracy amidst the elite surfing community, of which he was a repeat offender. See omnystudio.com/listener for …

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