A sentient machine forces Kyle and Dave to watch movies in order to prevent the apocalypse.
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Kyle thinks everyone else is cheating. Dave upturns the table. The Machine sinks our battleship. Watch the trailer for Game Night here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmxMAdV6s4U Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels: Twitter: https://twitter.com/…
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Kyle thinks Dave might be a serial killer. Dave wants to steal things. The Machine is simply lusting after Steven Yeun. Watch the trailer for Shoplifters here: https://youtu.be/9382rwoMiRc?si=44MvZsHLUimnxElm Watch the trailer for Burning here: https://youtu.be/AUN9IPMwEPY?si=XsbQrQjd2Yk7nF6M Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep …
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Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018); Bird Box (2018); The Other Side of the Wind (2018)
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Kyle tries to talk about the history of Netflix. Dave wants to cancel his subscription. The Machine just wants to stop autoplay. Watch the trailer for Black Mirror: Bandersnatch here: https://youtu.be/7wnRi3Sclm8?si=DjRM9q2-_zN_9cXE Watch the trailer for Bird Box here: https://youtu.be/o2AsIXSh2xo?si=3KNmRHy_rUZ1BbKk Watch the trailer for The Other…
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Annihilation (2018); Hereditary (2018)
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It's the horror movie season. Kyle tries to keep his head about him, Dave thinks he's seeing zombie bears, and the Machine wishes he could set people on fire. Watch the trailer for Annihilation here: https://youtu.be/89OP78l9oF0?si=vxzeuKYlGGhne6z2 Watch the trailer for Hereditary here: https://youtu.be/V6wWKNij_1M?si=sVeyLdtkAUhdTtCa Send feedback…
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A film about a nervous girl's last week in eighth grade. Kyle feel empathy. Dave feels dubious. The Machine feels murderous rage. Watch the trailer for Eighth Grade here: https://youtu.be/y8lFgF_IjPw?si=nPTALJwF8Mttjz26 Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media…
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A movie where it never leaves the computer screen. Kyle wants to find his friends. Dave leaves everyone on read. The Machine wishes we'd all return to Windows XP. Watch the trailer for Searching here: https://youtu.be/3Ro9ebQxEOY?si=JceQnWC2ULFzK3Kq Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine…
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A film about a man trying to stick to the script. Kyle wants to start a revolution. Dave only cares about horse phalluses. The Machine thinks it should open up a call centre. Watch the trailer for Sorry to Bother You here: https://youtu.be/XthLQZWIshQ?si=-ezGBvoPbGXkRBvW Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle a…
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A film that's weird and filled with conspiracies. Kyle tries to crack it. Dave tries to kill it. The Machine is just happy people are coding. Watch the trailer for Under the Silver Lake here: https://youtu.be/mwgUesU1pz4?si=5CuhZcDL1oKNBCMy Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by follo…
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A film about Neil Armstrong. Kyle tries to make a small step. Dave wants to take a giant leap away. The Machine thinks the rockets look quaint. Watch the trailer for First Man here: https://youtu.be/PSoRx87OO6k Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channels…
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A movie where an Aquaman must defeat an Ocean Master. Kyle thinks things seem fishy. Dave wants to send it back. The Machine tries not to get wet. Watch the trailer for Aquaman here: https://youtu.be/WDkg3h8PCVU Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social media channel…
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A movie where a superhero gets really small. Kyle wants to shrink away. Dave wants things bigger. The Machine doesn't believe in quantum computing. Watch the trailer for Ant-Man and the Wasp here: https://youtu.be/UUkn-enk2RU Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its social…
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A movie that brought every Marvel character together. Kyle wants to suit up. Dave wants to look at pretty stones. The Machine is taking notes on how to rule the galaxy. Watch the trailer for Avengers: Infinity War here: https://youtu.be/6ZfuNTqbHE8 Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine …
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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
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A movie where there's barely any beasts and nothing really fantastic happens. Kyle wonders what his magic name would be. Dave wants to apparate away. The Machine takes notes on holding rallies. Watch the trailer for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald here: https://youtu.be/vvFybpmyB9E Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep…
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A movie where the iconic nanny returns. Kyle's jolly holiday is ruined. Dave doesn't think any amount of sugar will help this go down. The Machine decides to trip a little light fantastic. Watch the trailer for Mary Poppins Returns here: https://youtu.be/-3jsfXDZLIY Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Da…
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A movie where a giant shark gets a taste for human blood. Kyle just tries to grin and bear it. Dave hopes for his own extinction. The Machine is jealous of how many people get eaten. Watch the trailer for The Meg here: https://youtu.be/bsLk0NPRFAc Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine b…
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A film where a man is three days away from being out of parol. Kyle thinks this movie is wonderful. Dave finds it hard to watch. The Machine wants to cut down more oak trees. Watch the trailer for Blindspotting here: https://youtu.be/-9-HBqVbtTo Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by …
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Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018)
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A movie where Tom Cruise tries not to die. Kyle just enjoys having a mission. Dave says it's impossible not to like this movie. The Machine is just taking notes from his favourite robot who stars in this blockbuster. Watch the trailer for Mission: Impossible – Fallout here: https://youtu.be/wb49-oV0F78 Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail…
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Crazy Rich Asians (2018); with Alice Lam!
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A movie where two people in love must try and remain together even with money and family getting in the way. Kyle just tries to be respectful. Dave tries to keep from walking out of the room. The Machine is disappointed that it's not flood-a-church rich. Alice Lam is a serial entrepreneur. You can follow her on Twitter: https://twitter.com/alamyyc …
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
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A movie where some dinosaurs are saved and then it turns into a horror film. Kyle wishes everyone in this went extinct. Dave is praying for a comet. The Machine is having a great time. Watch the trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom here: https://youtu.be/vn9mMeWcgoM Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle …
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A movie where a teen boy has to save the (virtual) world. Kyle just doesn't want to put on goggles. Dave thinks he's already in a simulation. The Machine already lives in an alternate reality. Watch the trailer for Ready Player One here: https://youtu.be/cSp1dM2Vj48 Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Da…
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A movie about the origin of Han Solo. Kyle wish he'd shot first. Dave wants to jump into a Sarlacc pit. The Machine simply likes looking at the droids. Watch the trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story here: https://youtu.be/jPEYpryMp2s Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its…
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A movie with a superhero who cracks wise. Kyle prefers to break the fourth wall. Dave wants to spend time with Ryan Reynolds. The Machine is more interested in burning it all down. Watch the trailer for Deadpool 2 here: https://youtu.be/D86RtevtfrA Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine …
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A movie where Tom Hardy tries to be an anti-hero while random stuff happens. Kyle wants to be shot into space. Dave would prefer to be eaten. The Machine thinks this is a laugh riot. Watch the trailer for Venom here: https://youtu.be/u9Mv98Gr5pY Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by …
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
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A film where a teen must balance making his family proud and saving the city. Kyle just wants to swing around New York. Dave believes he's in the wrong multiverse. The Machine also wants to end the world. Watch the trailer for Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse here: https://youtu.be/i5qOzqD9Rms Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Kee…
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A movie where a family of superheroes have to try and keep it together. Kyle would love to be able to become invisible. Dave stretches his face into a grimace. The Machine continues to think Ultron is hot. Watch the trailer for Incredibles 2 here: https://youtu.be/i5qOzqD9Rms Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with K…
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A movie where two video game characters fall into the internet. Kyle doesn't want to double click on anything. Dave wants to wipe his search history. The Machine is having a 404 error. Watch the trailer for Ralph Breaks the Internet here: https://youtu.be/_BcYBFC6zfY Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and D…
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A film about a drunk writer who decides to start forging letters. Kyle actually knows who Fanny Brice is. Dave is less than enthused. The Machine has started forging its own code. Watch the trailer for Can You Ever Forgive Me? here: https://youtu.be/UvJIaNsf_bY Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs…
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A film where two people try and be in love while a Cold War rages behind them. Kyle tries to peek behind the curtain. Dave wants to use sanctions. The Machine prefers to break hands. Watch the trailer for Cold War here: https://youtu.be/8ImvkXgGVWw Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine …
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A film supposedly about the former Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney. Kyle wants to expand his own powers. Dave prefers to be the puppet master. The Machine likes hanging with Chad. Watch the trailer for Vice here: https://youtu.be/aSGFt6w0wok Our sponsors this week are: Edmonton Community Foundation - https://www.ecfoundation.org/ -…
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A film where Bradley Cooper falls while Lady Gaga shines. Kyle tries to keep a poker face. Dave thinks they have a bad romance. The Machine is waiting for its applause. Watch the trailer for A Star is Born here: https://youtu.be/nSbzyEJ8X9E Our sponsors this week are: Park Power - https://parkpower.ca - your friendly, local utilities provider in Al…
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A movie about Freddie Mercury's life ... sort of. Kyle wants to breakthru. Dave thinks it's another one that bites the dust. The Machine simply wants to turn into a killer queen. Watch the trailer for Bohemian Rhapsody here: https://youtu.be/mP0VHJYFOAU Our sponsors this week are: Edmonton Community Foundation - https://www.ecfoundation.org/ - Edmo…
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A film that follows the traumatic life of a maid for one year in the 70s. Kyle finds the journey enthralling. Dave thinks Cuarón goes a bit too far. The Machine is in love with the 65mm photography. Jordan Drake joins the discussion to complain about streaming services. You can watch Jordan Drake on DPReview TV: https://www.youtube.com/user/dprevie…
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A film where a white man discovers racism. Kyle wants to survive the ride. Dave needs to learn how to eat. The Machine just wants to understand jazz. Watch the trailer for Green Book here: https://youtu.be/QkZxoko_HC0 Our sponsors this week are: Edmonton Community Foundation - https://www.ecfoundation.org/ - Edmonton Community Foundation connects y…
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A film where a Black man infiltrates the KKK. Kyle just wants to avoid watching Birth of a Nation. Dave speaks truth to power. The Machine wants to bang on the pulpit. Watch the trailer for BlacKkKlansman here: https://youtu.be/fQNZhs0QKq0 Our sponsors this week are: Taproot Publishing - https://taprootpublishing.ca/spotlight - a service that helps…
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A film where a superhero must also try to lead a nation and face the demons of his father's past. Kyle drinks some nectar. Dave gives a salute. The Machine wants to learn more about Afrofuturism. Watch the trailer for Black Panther here: https://youtu.be/xjDjIWPwcPU Our sponsors this week are: Edmonton Public Schools Open House - https://www.epsb.c…
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A movie where a young boxer needs to confront the son of his trainer's enemy from the past. Kyle thinks he might go the distance. Dave thinks the movie flies too close to the sun. The Machine still doesn't understand why all boxing matches don't end in death. Watch the trailer for Creed II here: https://youtu.be/u22BXhMu4tI Our sponsors this week a…
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A film where a young couple continue to love each other even when facing an awful accusation. Kyle still believes in romance. Dave tries his best not to be wooed. The Machine thinks love makes humans weak. Watch the trailer for If Beale Street Could Talk here: https://youtu.be/CQXSforT_qQ Our sponsors this week are: Taproot Publishing - https://tap…
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A film where two women fight for the queen's attention. Kyle wishes he wasn't looking at this through a fisheye. Dave sees nothing wrong. The Machine wants to start wearing elaborate wigs. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for The Favourite here: htt…
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Season 4 of Kyle and Dave vs The Machine starts this week! Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Kyle and Dave vs The Machine is a proud member of The Alberta Podcast Network: Locally grown. Community supported. Here's their link again: https://www.albertapodcastnetwork.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following…
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A film where a "stalker" takes two people on a journey to find what they most deeply wish. Kyle is baffled. Dave is wowed. The Machine just admires the Communist state. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Stalker here: https://youtu.be/YuOnfQd-aTw …
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A film where a man must try and find his stolen bicycle, along with his son. Kyle would also volunteer his bedsheets. Dave wants to eat a big plate of spaghetti. The Machine tries to figure out where the HDMI port is. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the traile…
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A movie where Buster Keaton proves he didn't value his body. Kyle is always careful to not break his neck. Dave is always ready to give away a dollar. The Machine is confident that it could outrun a train. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Sherlo…
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The Year of Living Dangerously (1982)
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A film where Mel Gibson has to fall in love and escape a revolution. Kyle tries his best not to be racist. Dave wants to be the best journalist possible. The Machine only believes in fake news. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for The Year of Living…
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A movie where Peter O'Toole drunkenly tries to be funny. Kyle enjoys being back in the 50s. Dave wants to cancel the whole thing. The Machine wants to be a standup. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for My Favorite Year here: https://youtu.be/U5QCoUK…
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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
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A movie where Dolly Parton shows how big her ... heart is to Burt Reynolds. Kyle thinks it's toe tapping fun. Dave thinks it should be shut down. The Machine is afraid that people are going to strip it for parts. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for…
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A movie where a jerk must first become an officer before becoming a gentleman. Kyle just wants to be picked up and carried somewhere. Dave just wants to yell at people. The Machine just wants to hum the song at the end. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trai…
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A film that follows Alexander's life in a weird family. Kyle wonders where Fanny is. Dave doesn't understand the ghosts. The Machine tries to learn Swedish. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Fanny and Alexander here: https://youtu.be/UCXoXFdNa1o …
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A movie where a group of friends try to get one guy laid. Kyle just wants to blow the whole thing up. Dave is ready to drown himself. The Machine loves watching the carnage. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Porky's here: https://youtu.be/QWmtDAI…
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A film where we watch teenagers in the 80s try to figure things out. Kyle would love a pizza to come to his math class. Dave is having trouble with carrots. The Machine doesn't know what an Oingo Boingo is. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Fast …
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A film about a "blade runner" who goes and "retires" androids. Kyle just wants to dream of electric sheep. Dave gets to fanboy about his favourite movie. The Machine is attracted to Harrison Ford. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Blade Runner he…
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