Often Vulgar Always Explicit and Sometimes Funny
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Some cryptography & security people talk about security, cryptography, and whatever else is happening.
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Episode 624 With a Little Help From My Cat
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Heart Issues, Tiny Wolverine, Ke Huy Quan Should Have Been in Deadpool and About to Get Some FurnitureBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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The Aliens Will Visit Next, Bankers are Vultures, Sons of Sam and The Secret Service Shit the BedBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Are you going to be in Vegas during BlackHat / DEF CON? We're hosting a mixer, sponsored by Observa! We have limited capacity, so please only register if you can actually come. Location details are in the confirmation email. Tickets will be released in batches, so if you get waitlisted, there's a good chance you still get in. Looking forward to see…
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Just a Bit Outside, Protecting President Rump, Play Date for Agent Fox Mulder and Documents NeededBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Banana Margarita, Home Equity Loan, In Need of a New Roof, Keanu and Harry DockingBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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A Possible Friend for Fox, My Hand is Not a Carrot, Boofing on the Boys and Barracuda SG for SaleBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Full of Shnitzel, The Doctor Disrespect Sitiuation, Do Not Sext Minors Period and Will the Doc Stream Again?By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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We have Mark Dowd on, founder of Aziumuth Security and one of the authors of The Art of Software Security Assessment, to talk about the market for zero day vulnerabilities, and how mitigations affect monetizing offensive security work. Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/06/24/mdowd/ Links: https://www.azimuthsecurity.com/ htt…
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My Sabbath Shirt, Not Every Wookie is Chewbacca, The Deep Goes Down and A Glimpse of OppenheimerBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Too Much Food, The Gibbys are Multiplying, No Set Up Required and Black Noir SpoilerBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Episode 615 Amped Up With No Headphones
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3 Legged Cat Fishing, Icy Hot, Visiting the Muffin Hut and X-Men ComicsBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Parking Up Front,The Pot Looks Like Goose Shit, The Porn Fields and Erotic Massage BookBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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iykyk Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/05/25/ekr/ Links: - https://hovav.net/ucsd/dist/draft-shacham-tls-fasttrack-00.txt - https://crypto.stanford.edu/~dabo/pubs/papers/fasttrack.pdf - https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc8446 - SoK: SCT Auditing in Certificate Transparency: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2203.01661 - A hard lo…
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Time to Dress Up, Gamma Rays for Tooth Ache, Time to See the Foo and Ashley Madison is Still a ThingBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Wasting Light, FF7 Piano Mini Game, No Crocs for Me and Who is Your Father?By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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May the 4th, Eloy Casagrande is a Beast, Pause for a Move Job and The New FF7 Snake is WeakBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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STIR/SHAKEN with Paul Grubbs and Josh Brown
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Josh Brown and Paul Grubbs join us to describe how those damned spam calls work, and how STIR/SHAKEN is supposed to try to stop them, but have other privacy and security implications as well. Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/04/30/stir-shaken/ Links: - https://iacr.org/submit/files/slides/2024/rwc/rwc2024/98/slides.pdf - ht…
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Bad Board, Choke a Bow, Paintball Security Cam and Are Those Real Bricks?By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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There Were Some Issues, FF7 Afterbirth, Man Refuses Hospice and Nuclear WinterBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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The Juice is Unalive, New Naked Gun, Heat Pump and Fallout SaleBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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FeedSpot 50 Best Vulgar Podcasts, Checking Out the Competition, The Mythical Cookbook and Time for a New FurnaceBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Ab Etching, Creeper Diddy, Watch Out for Acorns and Lost PackageBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Smoking at the Casino, All You Can Eat Blues, Real Life Peter Pan and Cooking With GuinnessBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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(NSFW) Three AI-generated guests rank cryptography things into a tier list. Play along at home and make your own tier list: https://tiermaker.com/create/cryptography-15683166 This episode is definitely not safe for work and definitely a parody. Do not base your decision in the 2024 election off of this podcast episode. No campaigns have endorsed th…
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Episode 604 The 12 Year Slapiversary
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When the World Ended, Before the Podcast, Still Not Going Down That Road and Do NOt Cross the Brown LineBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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New Monitor, Sushi for Fox, Pablo's Hippos and DG 335By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Post-Quantum iMessage with Douglas Stebila
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Apple iMessage is getting a big upgrade! Not only are they rolling out ratcheting, but they’re going post-quantum, AND they’re doing post-quantum ratcheting! Douglas Stebila joined us to talk about his security analysis of the new PQ3 protocol update and not indulge our wild Apple speculations: Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2…
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Do Not Leave Out Cough Drops, Casino Plan, PC Upgrade and Scottish WonkaBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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We are Willing to Learn, Give Us Werewolf Women of the SS, Mr. Cheeks Sues Powerball and Do Not Deuce on the DeskBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Left Empty, Waiting on the Elevator, Every Inch of Reese's and The Devil on TrialBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Part Time Voice Over, Shut Your Man Pleaser, More Ads on Streaming and Oldest NHL Player in HistoryBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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RIP Carl Weathers, Going to the Blues Game, Cutting Off the Cat and Give Us Machete in SpaceBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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High-assurance Post-Quantum Crypto with Franziskus Kiefer and Karthik Bhargavan
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We welcome Franziskus and Karthik from Cryspen to discuss their new high-assurance implementation of ML-KEM (the final form of Kyber), discussing how formal methods can both help provide correctness guarantees, security assurances, and performance wins for your crypto code! Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/01/29/high-assura…
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Playing Hooky, Mini Cooper on Ice, Cronus Zen Blocked and How Accurate was Valkyrie?By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Holmes the Ripper, Creepy Ripper Cane, White Castle New Menu and Will the New Indy Game Be Good?By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Broken Mailbox, Through the Passenger Side, Wicked Out and No Strip Club for Dave GrohlBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Don't Tell Comedy, Mini Fixed, Lay Offs Suck and A Lot of F UBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Sick on Break, Wolf on Wall Street, Forcing Down Ice Cream and Movies of 2023By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Encrypting Facebook Messenger with Jon Millican and Timothy Buck
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Facebook Messenger has finally been end-to-end encrypted, a couple of years after Mark Zuckerberg announced it! Plus Instagram DMs are trialing ephemeral E2EE DMs too! We invited on Jon Millican and Timothy Buck from Meta to discuss this major cross-platform endeavor, and how David Bowie fits into their personal Labyrinth. Transcript: https://secur…
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Trek to Micro Center, Double Speed, Gran Turismo and My Resting Bitch FaceBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Can Not Stick it in There, PC Needs a Good Blow, Another Chat Warning and the Death of George ReevesBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Agent Mulder Deletes Some Files, Charged Lemonade, Enlarged Ball and Time for a New Howard the DuckBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Black Friday Origin, Dodging Deer, JFK Assassination Anniversary and John Wilkes BoothBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Black Friday, MW3 Recycled Content, The Inglourious Sandman and Bodacious the CatBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Attacking Lattice-based Cryptography with Martin Albrecht
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Returning champion Martin Albrecht joins us to help explain how we measure the security of lattice-based cryptosystems like Kyber and Dilithium against attackers. QRAM, BKZ, LLL, oh my! Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2023/11/13/lattice-attacks/ Links: - https://pq-crystals.org/kyber/index.shtml - https://pq-crystals.org/dilith…
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The Sherriff Won, The Kang Problem, White Meat Dark Meat All Will Be Carved and Time for a PC UpgradeBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Signal's Post-Quantum PQXDH, Same-Origin Policy, E2EE in the Browser Revisted
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We're back! Signal rolled out a protocol change to be post-quantum resilient! Someone was caught intercepting Jabber TLS via certificate transparency! Was the same-origin policy in web browers just a dirty hack all along? Plus secure message format formalisms, and even more beating of the dead horse that is E2EE in the browser. Transcript: https://…
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Episode 585 Dead Leaves and Hoody Weather
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Add Ke Huy Quan to Everything, There is an SG in My Future, Bass VI and Bring on the ZombiesBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Episode 584 Getting My Halloween On
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Scaring Children, Elaine Where Do You Keep the Bourbon?, Ash Bundle With No Chainsaw and 8300 Calories Per DayBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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Walking Like a Cowboy, Running With a Hockey Mask, Margarine and Silicone MasksBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness
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