Arne Slot is in at Liverpool and Erik ten Hag is still in charge of Manchester United, so I've brought in the big Dutch brain of Michiel Jongsma to discuss his follicly challenged compatriots. And some other stuff.By Lars Sivertsen

At least that's what football seemed to be thinking, anyway. Spain are the European Champions, and deservedly so.By Lars Sivertsen

England are, somehow, in the final of Euro 2024. Underwhelming performances and late goals, are they Italy in disguise?By Lars Sivertsen

Hark and behold! Spain dismantle Didier Deschamps' dismal doomsday device! Kate Mason joins and adds some chaotic energy to the pod.By Lars Sivertsen

England are in the semis! Still not exactly good, but they were definitely less bad. And in the distance we hear the clip-clop of clogs as the Dutch march on.By Lars Sivertsen

Spain knock out hosts Germany after the latter fair to find an extra gear. France and Portugal serve up a pile of hot garbage, but France's tactic of not scoring goals continues to pay off.By Lars Sivertsen

The Euros are fun again! The xF was way up, with the Netherlands playing well and Austria - Turkey living up to expectations. Turkish football enjoyer Andy Brassell joins to help make sense of it all - and look ahead to the Quater-finals.By Lars Sivertsen

France and Portugal fail to impress yet manage to progress. And Cristiano Ronaldo, it's definitely getting weird.By Lars Sivertsen

England scrape by Slovakia. If the plan is to make the rest of Europe think they're very bad, the plan is going well. Meanwhile, Spain are brilliant and Georgia are out.By Lars Sivertsen

Germany stay in the race, Italy sink without a trace.By Lars Sivertsen

Pod favorite Peter Welpton returns to discuss the group stage and where it all goes from here. We wrestle a terrible line and some curious audio problems, but in the end it's mostly fine.By Lars Sivertsen

Georgia get their moment but Ukraine don't - even though Belgium are kinda bad.By Lars Sivertsen

France put themselves in trouble, England put us all to sleep. How about those Austrians though?By Lars Sivertsen

Italy go full Italy, and Spain - Albania just kinda happened. What did we learn?By Lars Sivertsen

Scotland are out, Germany top the group, but what we really care about is the fact that THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED!By Lars Sivertsen

Yes, it happened again. Also: The Czechs continue to be Scandinavians in disguise, Turkey unlock themselves, and Belgium actually kicked the ball into the goal.By Lars Sivertsen

Well, some of that. Both Ukraine and Austria win. France and the Netherlands kinda stink up the place. Also, is our goalscorer feature cursed?(and if so, guess who we've cursed tomorrow..)By Lars Sivertsen

Spain are fabulous, Serbia are a rabble, and.. well.. England played. Or at least they attempted to. Much to unpack.By Lars Sivertsen

Not the most thrilling day, but there was at least some enjoyable chaos towards the end of Croatia - Albania. Also, the Swiss let themselves down with some factually inaccurate banter.By Lars Sivertsen

OBOS-ligaen er straks halvspilt, og vi tar en fot i bakken og ser på status hos alle klubbene. I denne episoden får du høre fra Vålerengas sportssjef Joacim Jonsson og suksesstreneren til Egersund, Kjell André Thu. I studio: Petter Bø Tosterud og Amund Lollik Lutnæs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Georgia and Turkey bring the rizz, while Czechia bring some curiously Nordic vibes.By Lars Sivertsen

Well now. My dark horses fall to the much-dissed Romanians. Belgium do everything except kick the ball into the goal, and France are kinda fine. And, more importantly, Andy Brassell stops by the resort. Yes!By Lars Sivertsen

Both England and the Netherlands do just about enough, whereas Denmark get punished. Also: Ronald Koeman, ew.By Lars Sivertsen

Spain have less possession than their opponent for the first time in 137 years, or games. One of the two. Hungary underwhelm, Italy just.. whelm?By Lars Sivertsen

Euro 2024 has started! Or, well, at least one team has. Germany look sexy, Scotland look supine, and the Summer of Kai has commenced!By Lars Sivertsen

We've looked at the groups, now lets embark on some acts of wild and wanton speculation. Wahey!By Lars Sivertsen

Group F! The last group! My... favorite group? Maybe?By Lars Sivertsen

A new Belgium, a possible dark horse, and me being really quite negative about someone.By Lars Sivertsen

Group D! A tournament favorite, a bit of a dark horse, some other stuff. Pretty good group!By Lars Sivertsen

We've reached Group C, which can only mean one things... IS IT COMING HOME?!By Lars Sivertsen

The Group of Death?! Maybe, certainly the group of severe illness and significant woe - though this title is a little bit less catchy. Group B, here we come!By Lars Sivertsen

It's Euro preview time! Yey! Great success! First up: Group A! Which is... well... I mean it's not exactly the group of fire, is it? But off we go!By Lars Sivertsen

The Champions of Europe are... exactly who you thought it would be! It was a final that had, well, not everything, but it had some things!By Lars Sivertsen

What transfers would you like to see this summer? I asked giant football brain TK Karlsen for five picks, and brought five of my own.By Lars Sivertsen

It's that time of the year again: Our friend Peter is here to confront me with my terrible preseason predictions. Part 2.By Lars Sivertsen

It's that time of the year again: Our friend Peter is here to confront me with my terrible preseason predictions. Part 1.By Lars Sivertsen

The eminent Tor-Kristian Karlsen returns to help me make sense of recent developments on the managerial managerial merry-go-round. Poch out! Who in? What about United? Where does this leave De Zerbi? And what in the world is happening at Bayern? So many questions!By Lars Sivertsen

Peter is back, we talk Tottenham, United, numbers and Mr Slot's Weirdo Machine.By Lars Sivertsen

Erling Braut Haaland settes under lupen etter oppvisningen mot Wolverhampton. Panelet hyller Carlo Ancelotti, som holder kjeft der andre syter. Og hvem er nestemann på listen over trenere som sier nei til Bayern München? Hør Europakommisjonen med Endre Olav Osnes, Morten Langli og Peder Mørtvedt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

It's that time of the year again! International man of mystery and giant football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen stops by the resort to talk about his annual list of the 39 best players in the world aged 21 and under, compiled for ESPN. Part 3 is all about the top 11.By Lars Sivertsen

It's that time of the year again! International man of mystery and giant football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen stops by the resort to talk about his annual list of the 39 best players in the world aged 21 and under, compiled for ESPN. Part 2 takes in the players from 25th to 12th place...By Lars Sivertsen

Konflikten mellom Jürgen Klopp og Mohammed Salah er samtaletema i Europakommisjonen. Og TV 2s ekspert har funnet akkurat den treneren Manchester United trenger. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By TV 2 Sporten og Moderne Media

It's that time of the year again! International man of mystery and giant football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen stops by the resort to talk about his annual list of the 39 best players in the world aged 21 and under, compiled for ESPN. Part 1 takes in the players from 39th to 26th place...By Lars Sivertsen

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE COEFFICIENT?!By Lars Sivertsen

Det snubles i PL, Leverkusen gjør det umulige og trener Erik ten Hag United neste sesong? De vanvittige Champions League-kvartfinalene skal avgjøres. Jon Børrestad har med seg Simen Stamsø-Møller og Peder Mørtvedt til Europakommisjonen-prat rundt det heteste i Fotball-Europa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Has Liverpool's title dream been ENDED by Erik ten Hag's doughnut of doom?! I mean... maybe. Could be.By Lars Sivertsen

Det er Champions League-uke, og Jan-Henrik Børslid har meg seg Morten Langli og landslagssjef Ståle Solbakken i denne ukens «Europakommisjonen». For hvilken engelsk klubb er favoritter til å vinne ligaen nå? Hva skjer i Madrid? Kan Bayern-sprekken forklares? Og enda mye mer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

I denne Toppserie-spesialen har Helge Pettersen Kalleklev med seg Ingrid Ryland, og tar for seg Branns sjanser forut for skjærtorsdag-møtet med Barcelona i Champions League. De serverer også TV 2s tabelltips for Toppserien, «by popular demand» nå også i podkastform, og tar en statusrapport etter to runder i Toppserien. See omnystudio.com/listener f…

TV 2-kommentatorene Petter Bø Tosterud og Amund Lollik Lutnæs loser deg igjennom årets utgave av OBOS-ligaen. Alle lagene blir presentert. Hvilke spillere må man se opp for? Hvilke lag kommer til å overraske? Husk seriestart i OBOS-ligaen mandag 1.april klokken 17:00 på TV 2 Play! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

United - Liverpool was so chaotic that Peter and I couldn't move on with our lives before having a long chat about it all.By Lars Sivertsen