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Everyone at Crit Juice is excited to start playing D&D 5th Edition. The new journey is now Underway as we get into our first—but surely not last—5th Edition bar fight.Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp Crit Juice keep roll…
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Everyone at Crit Juice is excited to start playing D&D 5th Edition. Listen in as we build our characters and start the new journey! You all are the best.Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONAT…
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Everyone at Crit Juice is excited to start playing D&D 5th Edition. Listen in as we build our characters and start the new journey! You all are the best for being so patient.Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp Crit Juice ke…
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In a very, very intense recording session of Crit Juice the team has to make some world-shattering decisions. We'd love for you to be a part of them, but the recording device fell off the table, ejecting the batteries and losing the recording. Here's everything but that hour. <3Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Bu…
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There's never been a better time for the players to start a game buzzed on delicious ale! Arience had to make a hefty decision that will forever shape the history of Thunderblood, and now others find out that they'll have to make similar choices! The action is quick and intense as our heroes begin tackling the energy nodes of fate! Brought to you b…
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The arch-fey of rot is dead, and now the five kings of the fey forest have gone berserk! It's up to our heroes to stop them in this, our 50th episode of CRIT JUICE!We want to sincerely and most humbly thank all of you. Those of you who have listened, tweeted, drank along with, hopped into a #pregame, rolled a dice and thought of us. Those who came …
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We might just all be kings as our adventurers take on the Arch-Fey of Rot. The boys are back and this time, it's Dealer's Choice as they've each brought in some of their favorite beers. With The Federation of the Fey on its heels, it's up to our heroes to restore some semblance to the land of magic. Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss…
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Our adventurers find themselves stuck with a gnome in the Bumbledark. Through caverns and tunnels, they'll have to find their way to the Gnome King. Will they be able to convince the gnomes to stop their enslavement of the Light Pixies, or will this be the blow-out fight that everyone has been waiting for!?! (This episode brought to you by: MacLeod…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThe Critmas spirit is upon us as the Crit Juice boys start the session heavily intoxicated from a #PREGAME #TEAMEXTREME where Wolf and Gralford went head to head. Now they must find a way to escape the Lich's Dungeon, but not before Gub grabs some toilet readings... (This episode brought to you…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe're not sure what we expected when we went into a lich's dungeon, but we're getting rolled. It could be the delicious beer, or it could be Doc's inability to heal. But this fight is INTENSE! Baston gets even more #swoll and Daniel Acker makes more puns than you'll know what to do with! (This …
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThe group finds themselves back in the Lich's dungeon, but it reminds Gub of his prom. Will he be able to pull it together and get the job done, or will he slow dance the night away as the rest of the party perishes? (This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!) Special Guest: IVAN VAN NORMAN!…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceZ'hana takes us to the secret tavern to meet her friends, and things, as expected take a turn for the worse. Find out how why Gub has to apologize for a puppet show in this episode! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian …
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe never intended to release this audio, but you guys wanted it, and we have a hard time saying "no" to a group of awesome people that are super attractive. So here it is! The Crit Juice 5th Edition DungeonScape Beta One Off! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, …
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceGralford and Kridolf sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-(M-A-R-K?)-I-N-G! Will these sorrow crossed lovers continue their tryst, or will their love be cut short by an evil lich that is rumored to haunt this town? All this and more in this week's episode of CRIT JUICE! (This episode brought to you by: M…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceIt's early morning, but that hasn't stopped us before! The boys gather for a round of early D&D, or as we like to call it, #MonstersAndMimosas. With an in-house bartender and special guest, 22 Jump Street's Jillian Bell, we hop right into the action, and see the return of everyone's favorite lo…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThis will be the 40th episode of Crit Juice to grace your ears, and we've come such a long way. Arience, once prince now a king seeks to win the hand of a princess and the respect of his subjects. Wolf, once alone, finds himself part of a pack. And Gralford... still does the same amount of dama…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceIn this episode, we find our adventurers sent on another quest by the elf,Il Muir. Will they blindly follow his lead, or will they branch out on their own as they edge closer to the Eternal Forest. Also, with Dar'Jjeeki obsessed with chomping on a blade of grass, will Arience make his move and …
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe last left our adventurers in Lordan, the city on the edge of the Eternal Forest. Now we cut to the action, bringing you up to speed with a SHINY NEW EPISODE recorded only last week! With Dar'Jjeeki's Matt Cook landing a massive TV gig, will the Princess be meta-impressed, or will Arience's c…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceOKAY, it's a shorter episode, but we're SO BUSY! So enjoy a drunken slosh as our adventurers face a new foe! Plus, we learn all about Newton's law of Dwarven Physics! (This episode brought to you by: Los Angeles Ale Works!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McG…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWithout so much a bite of coronation cake, our heroes continue to fight for their right to party against a shifting ominous cloud and its cadre of phasedrakes. Now in the sweet spot of drunken oblivion, our players roll for the fate of their characters! Will they succeed, or will David's promis…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceAfter an amazing live show at The Groundlings Theatre, Crit Juice returned to an all-new recording studio with Los Angeles Ale Works on tap for Record Session 011! David brings in new mechanics, Gary takes more shots, and everyone reminds you what year it is as Arience celebrates his bar mitzva…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWith no barmaid to cut us off, the Crit Juice crew has imbibed wayyyy too much alcohol. We drunkenly slosh our way through the conclusion of the Assault on Everstorm Palace. Arience plans a duel with his doppleganger, and Gub dances with the devil in the brown bagged bottle. (This episode broug…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWhiskey, Tequila, Gin, and Beer have the players battling to keep their wits as the party fights to stay alive. In this episode, Arience throws down the gauntlet, Dar'Jjeeki makes his move, and Tom tries to remember who Tom is and where Tom is at. Special Guest Lee Newton goes round for round w…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThe Attack on Everstorm Palace continues as the mysteriously charismatic Lee Newton keeps our players on their toes with a slew of insane traps and #DoveSwords. Will they be able to sway her to their side, or will the old adage "The House Always Wins" ring true? Also, how many shots has Tom Fon…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe started off with shots, and now we're ready to roll.This episode promises to amaze with SIX DRINKING GOD RULES, SHOTS, and LEE NEWTON.Will we make it out of this game with our livers intact, or will the Drinking Gods finally take their toll and make our game one player shy? (This episode bro…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceEverstorm Palace is under attack by... the King of Thunderblood? Arience leads the charge (invisibly) as our heroes drunkenly fight for the greater good. Unfortunately for them, it's the NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRIT FAILS and we end up with one of our drunkest sessions to date. You won't want to mi…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceGub is on the back of a Phasedrake and the king is dead! How can we top the last episode? Guess we'll all just drink to find out. THE NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRITS continues! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, an…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceRain falls on a slick mountain road as four phase drakes circle our heroes. The King of Thunderblood has been slain. Everyone stands naked, and it seems like only a matter of time before someone glimpses a sight of another's "codpiece area." Will DM David make them roll for natural endowment? W…
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience, and gets a bit crass.So is Arience Arience? We may never know, but today we come face to face with an imposter as well as Handsome Gary's love for puns, MattB's 90s music references, and newcomer satyr, Noomi, makes a questionable stealth check! Will the party ever crit during combat again? (…
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