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A sentient machine forces Kyle and Dave to watch movies in order to prevent the apocalypse.
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Nanny Bea lives in a cottage she calls Dave and likes nothing more than telling stories, except maybe rich tea biscuits (which are far from rich and taste nothing of tea). Crammed full of professional character voices to engage, inspire and occupy young minds (4-10 in human years) with stories and banter written to uphold values such as kindness and respect, oh and silliness, lots and lots of silliness. We pretend the episodes range from 8-25 minutes to give you variety not because we lack t ...
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A movie about the origin of Han Solo. Kyle wish he'd shot first. Dave wants to jump into a Sarlacc pit. The Machine simply likes looking at the droids. Watch the trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story here: https://youtu.be/jPEYpryMp2s Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following its…
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A movie with a superhero who cracks wise. Kyle prefers to break the fourth wall. Dave wants to spend time with Ryan Reynolds. The Machine is more interested in burning it all down. Watch the trailer for Deadpool 2 here: https://youtu.be/D86RtevtfrA Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine …
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A movie where Tom Hardy tries to be an anti-hero while random stuff happens. Kyle wants to be shot into space. Dave would prefer to be eaten. The Machine thinks this is a laugh riot. Watch the trailer for Venom here: https://youtu.be/u9Mv98Gr5pY Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by …
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
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A film where a teen must balance making his family proud and saving the city. Kyle just wants to swing around New York. Dave believes he's in the wrong multiverse. The Machine also wants to end the world. Watch the trailer for Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse here: https://youtu.be/i5qOzqD9Rms Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Kee…
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A movie where a family of superheroes have to try and keep it together. Kyle would love to be able to become invisible. Dave stretches his face into a grimace. The Machine continues to think Ultron is hot. Watch the trailer for Incredibles 2 here: https://youtu.be/i5qOzqD9Rms Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with K…
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A movie where two video game characters fall into the internet. Kyle doesn't want to double click on anything. Dave wants to wipe his search history. The Machine is having a 404 error. Watch the trailer for Ralph Breaks the Internet here: https://youtu.be/_BcYBFC6zfY Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and D…
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A film about a drunk writer who decides to start forging letters. Kyle actually knows who Fanny Brice is. Dave is less than enthused. The Machine has started forging its own code. Watch the trailer for Can You Ever Forgive Me? here: https://youtu.be/UvJIaNsf_bY Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs…
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A film where two people try and be in love while a Cold War rages behind them. Kyle tries to peek behind the curtain. Dave wants to use sanctions. The Machine prefers to break hands. Watch the trailer for Cold War here: https://youtu.be/8ImvkXgGVWw Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine …
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A film supposedly about the former Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney. Kyle wants to expand his own powers. Dave prefers to be the puppet master. The Machine likes hanging with Chad. Watch the trailer for Vice here: https://youtu.be/aSGFt6w0wok Our sponsors this week are: Edmonton Community Foundation - https://www.ecfoundation.org/ -…
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A film where Bradley Cooper falls while Lady Gaga shines. Kyle tries to keep a poker face. Dave thinks they have a bad romance. The Machine is waiting for its applause. Watch the trailer for A Star is Born here: https://youtu.be/nSbzyEJ8X9E Our sponsors this week are: Park Power - https://parkpower.ca - your friendly, local utilities provider in Al…
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A movie about Freddie Mercury's life ... sort of. Kyle wants to breakthru. Dave thinks it's another one that bites the dust. The Machine simply wants to turn into a killer queen. Watch the trailer for Bohemian Rhapsody here: https://youtu.be/mP0VHJYFOAU Our sponsors this week are: Edmonton Community Foundation - https://www.ecfoundation.org/ - Edmo…
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A film that follows the traumatic life of a maid for one year in the 70s. Kyle finds the journey enthralling. Dave thinks Cuarón goes a bit too far. The Machine is in love with the 65mm photography. Jordan Drake joins the discussion to complain about streaming services. You can watch Jordan Drake on DPReview TV: https://www.youtube.com/user/dprevie…
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A film where a white man discovers racism. Kyle wants to survive the ride. Dave needs to learn how to eat. The Machine just wants to understand jazz. Watch the trailer for Green Book here: https://youtu.be/QkZxoko_HC0 Our sponsors this week are: Edmonton Community Foundation - https://www.ecfoundation.org/ - Edmonton Community Foundation connects y…
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A film where a Black man infiltrates the KKK. Kyle just wants to avoid watching Birth of a Nation. Dave speaks truth to power. The Machine wants to bang on the pulpit. Watch the trailer for BlacKkKlansman here: https://youtu.be/fQNZhs0QKq0 Our sponsors this week are: Taproot Publishing - https://taprootpublishing.ca/spotlight - a service that helps…
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A film where a superhero must also try to lead a nation and face the demons of his father's past. Kyle drinks some nectar. Dave gives a salute. The Machine wants to learn more about Afrofuturism. Watch the trailer for Black Panther here: https://youtu.be/xjDjIWPwcPU Our sponsors this week are: Edmonton Public Schools Open House - https://www.epsb.c…
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A movie where a young boxer needs to confront the son of his trainer's enemy from the past. Kyle thinks he might go the distance. Dave thinks the movie flies too close to the sun. The Machine still doesn't understand why all boxing matches don't end in death. Watch the trailer for Creed II here: https://youtu.be/u22BXhMu4tI Our sponsors this week a…
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A film where a young couple continue to love each other even when facing an awful accusation. Kyle still believes in romance. Dave tries his best not to be wooed. The Machine thinks love makes humans weak. Watch the trailer for If Beale Street Could Talk here: https://youtu.be/CQXSforT_qQ Our sponsors this week are: Taproot Publishing - https://tap…
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A film where two women fight for the queen's attention. Kyle wishes he wasn't looking at this through a fisheye. Dave sees nothing wrong. The Machine wants to start wearing elaborate wigs. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for The Favourite here: htt…
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Season 4 of Kyle and Dave vs The Machine starts this week! Send feedback to kyleanddavevsthemachine@gmail.com Kyle and Dave vs The Machine is a proud member of The Alberta Podcast Network: Locally grown. Community supported. Here's their link again: https://www.albertapodcastnetwork.com Keep up to date with Kyle and Dave vs The Machine by following…
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A film where a "stalker" takes two people on a journey to find what they most deeply wish. Kyle is baffled. Dave is wowed. The Machine just admires the Communist state. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Stalker here: https://youtu.be/YuOnfQd-aTw …
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A film where a man must try and find his stolen bicycle, along with his son. Kyle would also volunteer his bedsheets. Dave wants to eat a big plate of spaghetti. The Machine tries to figure out where the HDMI port is. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the traile…
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A movie where Buster Keaton proves he didn't value his body. Kyle is always careful to not break his neck. Dave is always ready to give away a dollar. The Machine is confident that it could outrun a train. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Sherlo…
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The Year of Living Dangerously (1982)
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A film where Mel Gibson has to fall in love and escape a revolution. Kyle tries his best not to be racist. Dave wants to be the best journalist possible. The Machine only believes in fake news. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for The Year of Living…
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A movie where Peter O'Toole drunkenly tries to be funny. Kyle enjoys being back in the 50s. Dave wants to cancel the whole thing. The Machine wants to be a standup. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for My Favorite Year here: https://youtu.be/U5QCoUK…
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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
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A movie where Dolly Parton shows how big her ... heart is to Burt Reynolds. Kyle thinks it's toe tapping fun. Dave thinks it should be shut down. The Machine is afraid that people are going to strip it for parts. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for…
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A movie where a jerk must first become an officer before becoming a gentleman. Kyle just wants to be picked up and carried somewhere. Dave just wants to yell at people. The Machine just wants to hum the song at the end. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trai…
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A film that follows Alexander's life in a weird family. Kyle wonders where Fanny is. Dave doesn't understand the ghosts. The Machine tries to learn Swedish. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Fanny and Alexander here: https://youtu.be/UCXoXFdNa1o …
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A movie where a group of friends try to get one guy laid. Kyle just wants to blow the whole thing up. Dave is ready to drown himself. The Machine loves watching the carnage. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Porky's here: https://youtu.be/QWmtDAI…
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A film where we watch teenagers in the 80s try to figure things out. Kyle would love a pizza to come to his math class. Dave is having trouble with carrots. The Machine doesn't know what an Oingo Boingo is. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Fast …
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A film about a "blade runner" who goes and "retires" androids. Kyle just wants to dream of electric sheep. Dave gets to fanboy about his favourite movie. The Machine is attracted to Harrison Ford. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Blade Runner he…
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A film where a man is transported inside a computer. Kyle likes bits of this movie. Dave wishes there was more bite. The Machine just likes to ram things. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Tron here: https://youtu.be/EtyHX7z8fi8 Our sponsors this…
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A film where a family is terrorized by ghosts. Kyle just tries to be friendly. Dave thinks he's having an exorcism. The Machine is just along for the ride. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Poltergeist here: https://youtu.be/9eZgEKjYJqA Our spons…
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A movie where a shapeshifting alien kills a bunch of people in Antarctica. Kyle thinks its just misunderstood. Dave would go sleep with the dogs. The Machine is taking notes on how to take over the world. Sarah Rowe joins the discussion and thinks men should talk about their feelings more. You can listen to Sarah's podcast, Scream Scene, here: http…
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Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
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A film where an alcoholic doctor tries to figure out the truth about some menacing new Halloween masks. Kyle thinks this is under-appreciated. Dave has never seen a Halloween movie. The Machine loves that jingle! You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for…
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A movie where a killer gets a hockey mask and continues to kill. Kyle doesn't like camping. Dave keeps pushing things towards the camera. The Machine empathizes with Jason. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Friday the 13th Part III here: https://…
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A film about a delusional man who thinks he should be famous. Kyle can relate. Dave cannot. The Machine is still working on its tight five. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for The King of Comedy here: https://youtu.be/0wVhCCo02P4 Our sponsors this …
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Adult Adoption (2022) with writer and star Ellie Moon! **BONUS EPISODE**
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A film where a woman decides to adopt the parents she never had. Kyle wants to be held. Dave wants to go for cigarettes and never come back. The Machine just watches menacingly from the corner. Follow Ellie on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/elliemooner/ The Calgary International Film Festival is still happening! Find information and tickets h…
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The Swearing Jar (2022) with director Lindsay MacKay! **BONUS EPISODE**
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A film where a woman falls in love with two people. Director Lindsay MacKay joins Kyle and Dave live at the Calgary International Film Festival. The Machine ominously watches from the corner. Follow Lindsay on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lam_writer_director/ The Calgary International Film Festival is still happening! Find information and t…
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A movie about a unicorn who tries to figure out if she's all alone. Kyle loves the horn. Dave has a bad case of Schmendrick. The Machine wants to ride the Red Bull. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for The Last Unicorn here: https://youtu.be/Z1aX1i7…
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A film where a mother mouse must take on powerful forces in order to save her son. Kyle is grossed out by the rats. Dave feels empowered by the amulet. The Machine is taking notes on how to take over the world. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for T…
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A fantasy film where a puppet needs to repair a dark gem. Kyle just wants to be felt. Dave thinks everybody else is being controlled. The Machine is holding on by a thread. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for The Dark Crystal here: https://youtu.be…
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A movie where a scientist is backstabbed and becomes the being known as Swamp Thing! Kyle just keeps swatting at mosquitos. Dave has no desire to get into the water. The Machine, as does everyone, has a crush on Adrienne Barbeau. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watc…
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Firefox (1982); with Jon from Dirty Harry Minute!
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A film where Clint Eastwood has to go to Russia and steal a plane. Kyle thinks he could be a spy. Dave desperately wants to grow a moustache. The Machine thinks that fighter jet is sexy. John from Dirty Harry Minute joins the conversation to pick up intel. Check out the Dirty Harry Minute here: https://dirtyharryminute.com/wp/ You can follow us on …
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A film about a spaceship mistakenly headed to the sun. Kyle checks the vector. Dave gives the Roger to go ahead. The Machine gives the podcast clearance. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer for Airplane II: The Sequel here: https://youtu.be/HZokeJ_n-0c…
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982); with Ben Rowe!
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A film where Captain Kirk must face off against his greatest mistake. Kyle wants Khan's hairstyle. Dave thinks he'd be fine with an ear worm. The Machine thinks the Enterprise is sexy. Ben Rowe joins the conversation to stun them with wonderful context. You can listen to Ben's podcast, Scream Scene, here: https://screamscenepodcast.tumblr.com And y…
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A film where a man's family is attacked so he feels justified in becoming a vigilante. Kyle wants to stare moodily from the shadows. Dave just wants to stay home. The Machine is constantly wishing for death ... of other people. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch …
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Rocky III (1982); with Jenn Sanford!
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A film where Rocky Balboa needs to defeat a new, young challenger. Kyle thinks he might have the eye of the tiger. Dave is just tired and he hasn't even run up any steps. The Machine always enjoys a good montage. Jenn Sanford returns to express her undying love for this franchise. Jennifer Sanford hosts a podcast called Conservative Like Me: https:…
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First Blood (1982); with Alice Lam!
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A film where a Vietnam veteran freaks out after being denied some breakfast. Kyle knows he wouldn't be able to kill a pig. Dave would just lie face down and hope for the best. The Machine is taking notes on how to make booby traps. Alice Lam joins the conversation to admire Stallone's wardrobe. Alice Lam is a serial entrepreneur. You can follow her…
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A film where a private eye tries to solve the mystery while travelling into a bunch of famous film noirs. Kyle just wants to keep smoking a cigarette. Dave decides to go sleep with the fishes. The Machine considers itself the true femme fatale. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.c…
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A film with little plot but with a man who loves playing sports and beating people up. Kyle thinks the action sequences are great. Dave thinks the name to this movie is all wrong. The Machine has to break up a fight. You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/ Watch the trailer…
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