By David Waldman

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin know that talking about a sex scandal is a good way to get our love button tapped, so sidle over here and let’s tell you about the latest: Tennessee Republican Mark Green celebrated 30 years of marriage with his girlfriend who was around 2 years old on his first anniversary. Sure, Green is running for reelection, but …

It’s Sex Scandal Friday on today’s KITM! David Waldman usually eschews the topic, but instead today will take several for the team… Hey, it’s the weekend! First up: Self-avowed “perv”, self-avowed “Black Nazi”, aspirational slave owner and executioner, North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson. Mark just might encounter public relations problems due to…

Arrr! David Waldman and Greg Dworkin says heave to, ye lubbers before they keelhaul the lot of you! Oh... We aren’t doing this today? Okay. Experts agree, one person will be elected soon, and soon, pollsters will be explaining to all exactly how they were actually right… post-election. (Nates… jeez.) Until then, Kamala Harris seems to be ahead, in …

The day is finally here! Wednesday, the day David Waldman welcomes Greg Dworkin and his Raft O’ Stories™! Greg did leave early to wrestle the bear in his back yard, but now there’s less than a day to count before Greg’s next return, so all is well. All seems pretty good with the Kamala Harris campaign. Experts agree, the race is close, but Kamala i…

Today, David Waldman presents the KITM Donald Trump Pre-Sentencing Day Special, which isn’t inaccurate, they’re all pre-sentencing days from here to who knows when. And it’s been one day since the last failed assassination attempt… Is “assassination attempt” the correct phrase? Is “failed”? After all, no one’s rooting for it to happen, right? Rich …

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring us the latest in news and punditry. Unfortunately, we begin our week under the cloud of another mass shooting… no wait, rehearsals went long, so that’s tomorrow’s news. Today, it’s another assassination attempt, and the only actual shooting was from Secret Service agents, and they missed, therefore the presently…

We’re already off to an unlucky start this Friday the 13th! Social media is exploding with speculation over whether Laura Loomer is steaming Donald Trump’s pants, so to speak. Murdery Traitor Greene, freshly targeted by a face-eating leopard, isn’t sure what Loomer is doing, but knows she doesn’t like it. But all you have to do is decide how much p…

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin present their post post debate analysis and yes, they will be endorsing Kamala Harris for president! They aren’t the only ones. Liz Cheney, and her father — DICK! are favoring Harris, along with former AG and White House Counsel, Alberto Gonzales — DICK! On the other hand, Kamala has support from Taylor Swift and Lind…

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin had concepts of a plan going into today’s KITM, and as usual it turned out really well for them. Today, we must remember September 11th, even those of us who don’t remember September 11. The presidential candidates head out to memorial services, and at least one will be talking about the events of that day. Donald Tru…

David Waldman presents today’s KITM Pre Post Debate Special. James Earl Jones, esteemed for a massive range of iconic roles, and many say a good voice over artist, has died at 93. Sadly, Mr. Jones will miss tonight’s presidential debate, foretold as the most momentous and consequential event anyone will ever see in any lifetime, according to the pe…

David Waldman has been counting the days until Greg Dworkin returns, as that is a much more predictable and a lot more rewarding than waiting for justice to come to Donald Trump. 88% of all Nates are 100% wrong about the election, but which wrong are they? 2016 wrong? 2020 wrong? Time will tell! It depends on who you ask. Black Americans? Jewish Am…

David Waldman counts down the days until… until the election, I guess. Liberal Thinking (‘m not sure what his friends call him, but I suspect there are some who call him “Lib”) tells us about the factors in Donald Trump’s “sentencing”. Remember that debate that Donald Trump thought he was going to at Fox on September 4? Donald didn’t find that deba…

Today, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin address the fundamental question consuming the attention of every true American this morning: Why doesn’t KITM make a LOT more money? For the price of only 20,408 cups of coffee per episode, certain commentators and influencers at Tenet Media have had their days brightened, thanks to you… Well, not “you”, but “…

You know what’s wrong with this world? Not enough shows with David Waldman and Greg Dworkin. This is their first KITM this month! Hey look everybody, they’re having an election! Watch where you’re stepping, savvy reporters, it’s once again time to walk amongst the hoi polloi. Now that we’re all paying attention, how about them polls? Kamala Harris …

Hey, it’s the day after Labor Day, and you know what that means! For one, it means that it’s Tuesday, which means that not only is David Waldman back live, but so is Joan McCarter! Also, it’s the day that millions across the nation awake in the morning, craw out of their burrows, see their shadows, and realize the need to figure out who they will v…

Taking the day off -- again -- is the only sensible approach to Labor Day. Not that we've always done it. But we're doing it now, using this particular episode a second time, so that's what matters. It also gives us a chance to reflect on the fact that we're now marking two years since Biden's "Battle for the Soul of the Nation" speech. And while i…