Best Guinetwork Podcasts (2024)

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Mad Max: Kronk's New Dystopia 35:13

1+ y ago35:13

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 97 - Mad Max: Kronk's New Dystopia Transcript at the bottom of show notes Hobbit and Thandi strap in for a diesel-fueled ride through remakes and remixed of Mad Max! Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GU…

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Freejack: Orphans of a Nihilistic God 45:15

1+ y ago45:15

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 96 - Freejack: Orphans of a Nihilistic God Transcript at the bottom of show notes Hobbit and Thandi enter the spiritual switchboard to remake and remix the 1992 dystopian sci-fi film Freejack starring Emilio Estevez, Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo, and Mick Jagger Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_s…

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Red Heat: Republican Mustache 38:27

1+ y ago38:27

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 95 - Red Heat: Republican Mustache Transcript at the bottom of show notes Hobbit and Thandi start a new cold war as they fire of remakes and reimaginings of the 80's action classic Red Heat starring Jim Belushi and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons …

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Fatal Attraction: Stuck In Crazy 43:53

1+ y ago43:53

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 94 - Fatal Attraction: Stuck In Crazy Transcript at the bottom of show notes Hobbit and Thandi visit one of the greatest sexy thrillers of all time as they try to suppress their... Fatal Instinct Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic:…

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The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half 44:09

1+ y ago44:09

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 93 - The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half Hobbit and Thandi are finally back! They head to Alcatraz Island to remake and reimagine the 1996 Michael Bay action extravaganza, The Rock Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/…

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Beverly Hills Cop: Fatal Instinct 1:15:31

2y ago1:15:31

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 92 - Beverly Hills Cop: Fatal Instinct Hobbit and Thandi head to Beverly Hills to stick bananas in tailpipes and solve some crimes! Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI …

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Condorman Fringe (Mash-Ups) 34:22

2+ y ago34:22

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NSFW Ep. 91 - Condorman Fringe (Mash-Ups) Thandi and Hobbit put on matching outfits, and try to start a gang of street tuffs. Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and Thandi pitch a mash-up story with the previous episode's film/show Check out tons of merch for the GUI Netw…

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The Warriors: Practical Decisions (For My Thug Family) 1:13:48

2+ y ago1:13:48

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 90 - The Warriors: Practical Decisions (For My Thug Family) Hobbit and Thandi click their heels together and wish for some actually good remakes of The Wizard of Oz Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI…

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Mash-Up: Chubby Grandad Matinee 44:25

2+ y ago44:25

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NSFW Ep. 89 - Mash-Up: Chubby Grandad Matinee Thandi and Hobbit follow the yellow brick road to a land of unspeakable horrors! Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and Thandi pitch a mash-up story with the previous episode's film/show Check out tons of merch for the GUI Net…

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The Wizard of Oz: Bleak Like Kansas 1:12:16

2+ y ago1:12:16

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 88 - The Wizard of Oz: Bleak Like Kansas Hobbit and Thandi click their heels together and wish for some actually good remakes of The Wizard of Oz Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (…

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Ghost: Why Is Everything Damp?! 1:15:55

2+ y ago1:15:55

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 87 - Ghost: Why Is Everything Damp?! Hobbit and Thandi say ditto a lot. Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) ____________________…

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Mash-Up: Demolition Man plus Idiocracy (equals Democracy) 29:58

2+ y ago29:58

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NSFW Ep. 86 - Mash-Up: Demolition Man plus Idiocracy (equals Democracy) Thandi and Hobbit imagine a future dystopia where the Wilson bros and Sly and Snipes demolish good taste. Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and Thandi pitch a mash-up story with the previous episode'…

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Demolition Man: The Demolition Meister 1:15:28

2+ y ago1:15:28

1:15:28

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 85 - Demolition Man: The Demolition Meister Hobbit and Thandi go to the future to express their happy joy joy feelings about a Demolition Man remake Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline…

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Batman: Oh, No! It's Michael Shannon! 1:22:06

2+ y ago1:22:06

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The Full Monty: Five Armie Hammers (The Razor's Edge) 1:03:47

3y ago1:03:47

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 83 - The Full Monty: Five Armie Hammers (The Razor's Edge) Hobbit and Thandi Woodard (My Handle is Jonathan Blade) go whole hog while remaking/reimagining The Full Monty (1997). Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe My Handle is Jonathan Blade Podcast Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Joh…

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National Treasure: Building Relationships Was The Real Treasure 1:20:41

3y ago1:20:41

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 82 - Legend: Mustache Devil Knows What He's About Hobbit and Scotty P (Geekfathers) are gonna steal the Declaration of Independance to find a pitch on the back for a National Treasure Remake! Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: htt…

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That's Entertainment (The Short List) 40:01

3y ago40:01

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NSFW Ep. 83 - That's Entertainment (The Short List) Style: Dystopian Musical Synopsis: Jacob finds himself in the literal spotlight after his brothers death, and has to decide what and who's worth fighting for in an underground society where his only weapons are his songs. Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod A new mini-sode format every other week on the Sma…

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Legend (1985): Mustache Devil Knows What He's About 1:15:24

3+ y ago1:15:24

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 82 - Legend: Mustache Devil Knows What He's About Hobbit and Kyle Smash (Geekfathers) balance the light and the dark when pitching remakes/reimaginings of the 1985 fantasy classic "Legend" Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http:/…

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This Flat Earth (The Short List) 26:13

3+ y ago26:13

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NSFW Ep. 81 - This Flat Earth (The Short List) Style: Mockumentary Synopsis: Werner Herzog and his documentary crew follow four Flat Earthers as they make their way to the South Pole to prove once and for all the earth is flat. Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod The Holli Fund: https://www.thehollifund.org/ A new mini-sode format every other week on the Sma…

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Six String Samurai: Fistfull of Anne Heche's Butthole 58:44

3+ y ago58:44

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 80 - Six String Samurai: Fistfull of Anne Heche's Butthole Hobbit and Dungeon Master Jack take a journey through the desert cinema wastelands to crown one remake the king in this episode pitching Six String Samurai! Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI N…

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Legacy (The Short List) 18:55

3+ y ago18:55

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NSFW Ep. 79 - Legacy (The Short List) Synopsis: The son of a deceased horror writer must struggle with creating his own legacy while in the impossible shadow of a father who kept some very dark secrets. The Holli Fund: https://www.thehollifund.org/ A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasion…

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Waiting For Guffman: Horny For Organ 1:04:05

3+ y ago1:04:05

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 78 - Waiting For Guffman: Horny For Organ Hobbit and Thandi Woodard (My Handle is Jonathan Blade) are off to Blaine, Missouri for a community theater reboot/remake of the Christopher Guest classic, Waiting for Guffman! My Handle is Jonathan Blade Podcast Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Johnathanblade Apple: https://apple.…

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Climb (The Short List) 16:42

3+ y ago16:42

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NSFW Ep. 77 - Climb (The Short List) Synopsis: A construction project near a newly clear-cut jungle is ground zero for a global catastrophe when human-specific parasitic fungal spores start spreading, and people start climbing... The Holli Fund: https://www.thehollifund.org/ A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! M…

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Face/Off: Face Theft In Space! 50:24

3+ y ago50:24

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 76 - Face/Off: Face Theft In Space! Hobbit and F.U. Hunter (From The Mouths Of Madness, Beautiful Disasters) pitch ideas for a remake/reimagining of Face/Off Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Networ…

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Next Star Neighbor (The Short List) 21:49

3+ y ago21:49

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NSFW Ep. 75 - Next Star Neighbor (The Short List) Synopsis: Dan is an actor in a TV series about a loveable alien hiding out in the home of a quirky family. Little does he know a visitor mistaking the TV show for real life is about to be his new houseguest. Life imitates art as Dan tries to survive a TV-obsessed alien roommate without dooming the e…

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Empire Records: Bieber's Oil-Stained Corduroys 1:07:54

3+ y ago1:07:54

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 74 - Empire Records: Bieber's Oil-Stained Corduroys Hobbit and Katie (Nerdcropolis) pitch ideas for a remake/reimagining of Empire Records Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out Katie at these links: https://nerdcropolis.com/ https://www.instagram.com/nerdcropolis/ Check out tons o…

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Service With A Smile (The Short List) 23:36

3+ y ago23:36

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NSFW Ep. 73 - Service With A Smile (The Short List) Synopsis: A suburban Karen is sentenced to a month of waiting tables after her tantrum causes damage at a restaurant. Sharing her experiences from the incident on her blog causes some unexpected results. The Holli Fund: https://www.thehollifund.org/ A new mini-sode format every other week on the S…

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Heathers: Old People Crime 1:11:07

3+ y ago1:11:07

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NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 72 - Heathers: Old People Crime Hobbit and Reese Williams (Spying on Humanity podcast, Shockoe Sessions) pitch ideas for a remake/reimagining of Heathers. Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out Reese at these links: https://www.youtube.com/user/inyourearstudios/videos https://www.r…

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No Late Fees (The Short List) 20:41

3+ y ago20:41

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NSFW Ep. 71 - No Late Fees (The Short List) Synopsis: In 2010 the movie rental store is in it's death throes. The last Blockbuster in town awaits an important phone call that will seal their fate. A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/T…

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Starship Troopers: Fascism For Kids! 1:22:14

3+ y ago1:22:14

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NSFW Ep. 70 - Starship Troopers: Fascism For Kids! Hobbit and Jack the Dungeon Master pitch ideas for a reboot/remake of Starship Troopers! Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________…

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Middle-Aged Heroes In A Half Shell (The Short List) 25:44

3+ y ago25:44

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NSFW Ep. 69 - (Middle-Aged) Heroes In A Half Shell (The Short List) Synopsis: In a world where mutated animal people are common, the four former child actor turtles deal with middle age, being has beens, and former cast-mate who's dying. A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests p…

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Weird Science: Horny Eighties Sex Wizardry 1:02:31

3+ y ago1:02:31

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NSFW Ep. 68 - Weird Science: Horny Eighties Sex Wizardry Hobbit and Chris Porter strap on their head bras, and deliver electrifying remakes/reimaginings of the 1985 John Hughes classic "Weird Science" Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates…

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Oak Island: The Hole Truth (The Short List) 29:15

3+ y ago29:15

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NSFW Ep. 67 - Oak Island: The Hole Truth (The Short List) Synopsis: A treasure hunting adventure comedy loosely based around the mysteries of Oak Island, and possibly a backdoor sequel to Step Brothers? A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for …

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A Hallmark X-Mas: Hot Widow Ryan 1:00:29

3+ y ago1:00:29

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NSFW Ep. 66 - A Hallmark Xmas: Hot Widow Ryan Hobbit and Amy Bogarde (Deeply Upsetting) come up with their own takes on the Hallmark Christmas movie formula! Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _______________________________…

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Headstrong (The Short List) 30:35

3+ y ago30:35

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NSFW Ep. 65 - Headstrong (The Short List) Synopsis: A political thriller inspired by the events of 2020, and the racist ramblings of the singer of a band that hasn't been relevant since 2006. A new minisode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Chec…

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Plan 9 From Outer Space: Oh, Hi Earth! 1:16:25

3+ y ago1:16:25

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NSFW Ep. 64 - Plan 9 From Outer Space: Oh, Hi Earth! Hobbit and Carlton K. (Spiderbite Studios, Help Wanted) take on the atomic age with this episode all about Ed Wood's cult classic "Plan 9 From Outer Space." Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & d…

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SMPU - THE SHORT LIST - THE LAST TURKEY 28:05

4y ago28:05

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NSFW Ep. 63 - Short List: The Last Turkey A new minisode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may …

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Turkeyfied Films: The Blood Of The Bird 1:01:13

4y ago1:01:13

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NSFW Ep. 62 - Turkeyfied Films: The Blood Of The Bird Hobbit and Murphy Lawless give thanks by sharing a cornucopia of films adapted to fit perfectly into your Thanksgiving holiday. Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _______…

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Once Bitten: RuPaul's Vamp Race 59:59

4y ago59:59

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NSFW Ep. 61 - Once Bitten: RuPaul's Vamp Race Hobbit is joined from the future by The Bruce himself (GUI Pre-Cap). Together we sink our teeth into ideas for a remake/reimagining of the Jim Carrey cult classic "Once Bitten" Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484)…

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Universal Dark Universe: Tom Cruise Is The Darkest Timeline 1:21:11

4y ago1:21:11

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NSFW Ep. 60 - Universal Dark Universe: Tom Cruise Is The Darkest Timeline Hobbit is joined by Jack the Dungeon Master for a peek into the Universal Monsters Dark Universe! Listen as we bring together Frankenstein's Monster, The Bride, Dracula, Wolfman, Invisible Man, Mummy, The Phantom, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and The Creature! Check out tons of m…

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The Craft: Existential Spider Crisis 1:19:06

4y ago1:19:06

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NSFW Ep. 59 - The Craft: Existential Spider Crisis We're calling the corners with this coven of four panelists conjuring up their pitches for a remake/reimagining of the witchy classic "The Craft"! Hobbit is joined by Will and Holly Macabre (Hellkitten RVA), and Amy Bogarde (Deeply Upsetting) for some couple on couple magic! Check out tons of merch…

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Needful Things: Social Media Is The Devil 1:01:51

4y ago1:01:51

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NSFW Ep. 58 - Needful Things: Social Media Is The Devil Mike the Hobbit and Myke Reiser travel up to Castle Rock to have a devil of a time pitching a remake of Stephen King's "Needful Things" Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may appl…

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Silence of the Lambs: DJ Hannibal Lecter 1:10:02

4y ago1:10:02

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NSFW Ep. 57 - Silence of the Lambs: DJ Hannibal Lecter We're gonna pitch this remake with some fava beans and a nice Chianti! I'm joined by Katie from nerdcropolis.com blog/podcast to pitch Silence of the Lambs! Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message &…

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MC Gamwise Samgee: Summon All Monsters! 1:41

4y ago1:41

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An excerpt from "Ep. 56 - Movie Slasher Battle Royale: Summon All Monsters!" Mike The Hobbit transforms into his alter-ego "MC Gamwise Samgee" to bring you a truly monstrous rap battle between Candyman and Freddy Krueger! Ash narrates, and Leatherface delivers an electric drum solo! "Summon All Monsters" lyrics: http://bit.ly/SummonMonsters LYRICS:…

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Movie Slasher Battle Royale: Summon All Monsters! 47:36

4y ago47:36

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NSFW Ep. 56 - Movie Slasher Battle Royale: Summon All Monsters! Hobbit goes solo to cast two versions of a slasher mash-up movie starring Freddy, Jason, Candyman, Michael, Ash, and Elvira. This episode also features the soon to be hit single "Summon All Monsters" from Hobbit's alter-ego MC Gamwize Samgee! "Summon All Monsters" lyrics: http://bit.ly…

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Heat: Michael Mann's Surround Sound Tutorial 1:15:08

4y ago1:15:08

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NSFW Ep. 55 - Heat: Michael Mann's Surround Sound Tutorial Hobbit and Herr Grutz (Beautiful Disasters) take on pitches for the greatest bank heist movie of all time! "Heat" (1995) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113277/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4…

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Friends: America's Sweetheart Kristen Bell 1:06:33

4y ago1:06:33

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NSFW Ep. 54 - Friends: America's Sweetheart Kristen Bell Hobbit and Amy Bogarde (Deeply Upsetting) "Friends" (1994-2004) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108778/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _____________________…

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Zack Snyder's 300: My Three Abs 1:11:33

4y ago1:11:33

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NSFW Ep. 53 - Zack Snyder's 300: My Three Abs Hobbit, Dungeon Master Jack, and Melina pitch some super-manly remakes/reimaginings for the Zack Snyder comic book inspired film "300." Our insights will block out the puns, so we will have to dad joke in the shade! "300" (2006) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416449/ Check out tons of merch for …

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Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead: Bad Mother 54:05

4y ago54:05

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NSFW Ep. 52 - Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead: Bad Mother Hobbit and Tori Sipe (letstalkpop.net) are right on top of this episode pitching a remake of "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead", Rose! "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead" (1991) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101757/ Let's Talk Pop! https://www.letstalkpop.net/ Check out …

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American Psycho: Field of Screams 1:26:01

4y ago1:26:01

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NSFW Ep. 51 - American Psycho: Field of Screams Hobbit and Herr Grutz need to return some videotapes, and pitch ideas for an American Psycho remake/reimagining "American Psycho" (2000) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4G…

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