We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Melissa Pulls the Plug (She Loves It)
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Yearbook Bios are back with a vengeance, and so is Cowpoke Poetry! Please enjoy responsibly. www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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There's a new segment in town... it's called Where Are They Now? and in this installment, we're discussing what happened to "Hey Arnold!" characters after the show ended. Then, we have some very interesting Googie Reviewbies runnin' buckwild! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messag…
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I'll be your dick baby. We got Pervert Proverbs and a new segment called News 2: The Sequel to the News. Also, a little eclipse conspiracy talk! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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Guess what! Fundiferous Rex (aka Zach Cranor) is here with us and he's spilling all his beans about ghost, among other things. I Love This Business is also making an appearance, so check it out, why don't ya?! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://po…
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Hope you like CONE! We're trying on some new segments this episode, and I think we have some winners: Fact or Fistin' and Viewer Reviewer. We also have a new prank phone call! <3 www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/c…
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After a little Googie Reviewbie action, we have a brand new edition of Groff the Chain! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Making a Muscle Boy is here to rock your world! In other news, we got Rodeo Rhymes. Enjoy! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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We've got a real stand-out show for y'all here, so get into it! There are trucks, Oscar movie synopses and some Rob Zombie freakery. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sh…
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This one's really good, don't miss it. Justy Boy is back and we're looking at Yearbook Photos, The Book of 2 Chainz, Bigfoot Update, and some amazing A.I. Songs! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spot…
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Witness BWETT as he magnificently fills in for Justy Boy! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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This one's got Pervert Proverbs AND Googie Reviewbies, soooooo...... www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Tumbleweed Earth begins! The Goth with No Name, Tango the dick-ripping gladiator, and Jesse Ventura as Hank are drinkin' gravy with mutant children. Coming soon to a theater near you! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: h…
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Backmasking is back and slangin' smack! We also try on a new segment: Hey, Foot Girl. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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This episode contains some incredible A.I.-generated music from our very good lyrics. Don't miss it! There's also a guessing game involving aging punks and politicians. Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://p…
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This is a good one... Witness the birth of TUMBLEWEED EARTH! We have some questions to answer and a real nice batch of Missed Connections. Also, some very interesting news articles are covered. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parent…
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Smell the Dreams! BOO THIS MAN! Produs... www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Big Dang Dutch Takes on the Goo Child
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Don't miss this one, we've got Umpdate! We've got A.I songs! We've got a prank phone call! And our main event is a new variation of Making a Muscle Boy! Exclamation point! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podca…
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You folks huckin' butt or what? We've got some Yearbook Bios leftover from Justy Boy's senior class and a selection of Tindergarten Cops submissions. But first, we must discuss truck... TRUCKDATE! Do you wanna see the yearbook photos discussed in this episode? Make sure you're subscribed to our Patreon and click HERE. If you're not subscribed, clic…
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Suno AI takes center stage as we use it to create some true musical masterpieces. Also, get ready for a very special Brain War and part one of Justy Boy's graduating class of 2008's Senior Bios! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this…
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Tindergarten Cops is out, POF Cops is in! Also, stick around till the end for a couple fresh prank phone calls. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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DOUG'S DREAM VISITOR (Bluffington Season 4)
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Join us on our very special 300th episode to discuss Bluffington season 3! We top it off with some absolutely stellar PornHub comments in a Pervert Proverbs you won't want to miss. Thanks so much for listening! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/…
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Get ready for some instant classic Googie Reviewbies! But first, we must discuss "Pure Moods" and adult contemporary music (whatever that means). We also have a real nice installment of The Book of 2 Chainz, just for you! And don't forget to stick around for some more Impressions We Can't Do. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --…
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We have many little things on the menu today, but first... HORSE-KU. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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This one is really good, you're gonna love it. We have Tough Guy Poetry, Mumpdate, and Can I Aks You A Quession B?, among other things that'll knock your socks off, guaranteed! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport …
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A.I. Dungeon is back along with Chatbot Poetry! Justy Boy has some Boston Missed Connections, too. Also, an introduction to the country nu-metal of Ryan Jesse... gross. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcaste…
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Prepare to enter the Zombie Zone! We're gonna try our darndest to figure out what the heck Rob Zombie is saying in the White Zombie song "More Human Than Human." Also, we have some of the greatest Pervert Proverbs of all time in this episode! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spoti…
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We're back in the spooky groove and Mr. Bob Zombie's lyrics will really make you think! We have a Halloween mashup song and we come up with some pitches for new Goosebumps. Then we top it all off with some EVPs as we speak into The Portal. And here's the "Doug Kids" image mentioned in the episode: https://consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/…
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Curtis got sick and couldn't record, so here's a "best of" episode to hold you over until next week's episode (which will be glorious). Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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No more Halloween, it's dark-sided! We're officially endorsing Jesusween. We're also watching Doug and Are You Afraid of the Dark?, you wanna join? www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sh…
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Chris "Milkman" is with us today and we're checking out the senior bios in the yearbook for his graduating class of 2007! We also have some exceptional Buttermans to share and Justy Boy delivers a beautiful poem about egg. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool…
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Justy Boy brought some instant classic Missed Connections to share and Curtis brough some exceptional Googie Reviewbies. All that and more in this bombshell episode of the Cool Parents Podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-…
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Listen as we attempt (and mostly fail) to do a whole bunch of impressions! We also have The Book of 2 Chainz and a whole lotta jazzzzz, baby! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/coo…
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Today, we are joined by Dave from the Cryptid Cocktail Party podcast! He has a crazy story about hovering slimes or something. We also have a new mashup song, a deep ocean mystery, mummy talk, and finally we have isolated vocals to decipher (for Colby's band Lanterns Last Light). Some alternate titles for this episode are: Torque Rench X Mega Do No…
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Hosstory is back and so is I Love This Business! Now go on, listen! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Here's a big one, folks! We have a Making A Muscle Boy for the ages, as well as some backwards Creed for us to scan for Satans. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/supp…
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Ever heard of a show called "UFO Cowboys" on the Roku Channel? You're gonna want to check this out. There are also some Pervert Proverbs and a Mumpdate in here, sooooo.... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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Brotherhood of the Traveling Wranglers
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A.I. is gonna wreck the world, oh nooooo! Or is it? It's not. In other news, Dave Matthews Band had an accident... The main event: Yearbook Quotes from Y2K! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.c…
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Shotgunning Ghosts with Ryan Cultrera
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We're joined today by filmmaker and all-around great fella Ryan Cultrera! We discuss his time working with the one-and-only Nick Groff (ghost hunter formerly of Ghost Adventures, presently of Death Walker) and get a little inside scoop on Zak Bagans. Check out PolterGuys, it's almost Ghostober! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents …
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Get familiar with the Massachusetts area roast beef scene as well as John Cena's Boston rap song "Beantown" in a new Tough Guy Poetry! Then, we have some Googie Reviewbies and Clickbait Headlines for your listening pleasure. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/co…
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Tindergarten Cops is back and the main event is a new segment in which we craft a song from A.I.-generated lyrics in real time! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/supp…
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Justy Boy brought some segments including Jabroni Jamboree and Missed Connections. We also dip into the question bag for a round of Can I Axe You A Question, B? www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spoti…
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More piss talk than usual in this one. Plus, some Pervert Proverbs and a little Mad Libs. <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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Googie Reviewbies are headlining this episode! There's also some Chatbot Poetry (lyrics written by ChatGPT) and a new song mashup involving Disturbed's "Stupify." www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spo…
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I hope you like Jesse Ventura and cowboy talk... This one's fully loaded, like a big baked potato! There's even a bit of I Love This Business and some talk about Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. Please enjoy responsibly. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents…
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BEWARE: Contains many mummy. If you are approached by mummy, DO NOT give the mummy the jewel. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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Yearbooks are back! And aliens! Oh my! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Groff the Chain is back, along with a surprising update on Nick Groff's exit from Ghost Adventures! In other news: Pervert Proverbs. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents…
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We solved the mystery of the Mummy Nun. We also have a special visitor, a Time Witch, to tell us about out moons. Just listen, it'll make sense. Maybe... www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/…
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Justy Boy has an amazing poem loosely based on his childhood in Revere, MA. We also talk about Alan Jackson's daddy and the lyrics for his silly country tune "Drive (For Daddy Gene)" and then we have another installment of the fan favorite segment Making a Muscle Boy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message…
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By Noodles, It's Chip Glitz & Tip Glamour!
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Googie Reviewbies is here to rock your world before getting into The Book of 2 Chainz ("100 Joints"), but most importantly, we ask the question... would you eat a Gumby? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support…
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