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The Commercial Break

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The Commercial Break is an improv-comedy, interview & variety show and it's fine... it's just FINE! It's the Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts! Every Tuesday-Friday, co-hosts & best friends Bryan and Krissy invite you into their whacky friendship and twisted sense of humor with a little help from some much funnier guests . They dive into our shared insanity, pop-culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, dark humor, play games and share poorly thought through feedback to listener qu ...
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Bryan's twin joins TCB! Oh...wait...I mean his other twin... Anyway, listen to these middle aged white men fall in love! Let the ass kissing commence! Des’s dad was super hot The Chinese Project Learning mandarin 007 & Davy Crockett Meeting in AA Once again…it’s not Dating Naked, it’s Naked Attraction Of All People! Des’s future kids? Old Dads Supp…
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Bryan drops a special episode to introduce Psychopedia. It's an Audacy podcast now available on the free Audacy App and everywhere else! Psychopedia is a true crime podcast infused with comedy….making it a crimedy. Each week, Investigator Slater presents a horrific true crime case to Tank Sinatra for the first time, whose reaction to each gruesome …
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We may have found ourselves a new target. It's scam or be scammed here at The Commercial Break. This, THE Commercial Break Joey Chestnut & the hot dogs The MLE Man vs food Salt Bae Barbecue contests Betting on BBQ Theresa Caputo’s scam A new (to us) scammer James Van Praagh Sorry, Olga! These guys are doing too much My old piano teacher used to bea…
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The Summer Olympics You tried! Kids learning to swim Lake Lanier is HAUNTED FLOAT POSITION! Bryan, please stop talking about women's bathing suits An amazing dog story Bryan defends his Blue bitchin' Jojo Siwa Bad lip syncing Is Madonna lip syncing? Maggie Rogers is a star Acapella Siwa LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by …
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What is more ridiculous: this podcast or Bryan’s spam text conversations? We’re still talking possums/opossums Caitlin found the possum ep! Bryan takes spam texts very seriously Bryan reads his spam text convos How are you? Not good. Lynda! Bryan vs the anus The Atlanta water main breaks Bryan shares a NextDoor snafu The Rise and Fall of Clubhouse …
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Bryan & Krissy reminisce about our guest journey so far…we’re sorry, Vir! Producer Christina takes you through an audio journey of some of our very best guest moments and interviews. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: B…
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We’re covering creatures of all kinds at TCB: giraffes, cats, a vampire Chupacabra, Big Foot, and the infamous possum. Check your panties! Storytime with Bryan A safari moment Giraffe tongue strength Mother Giraffe sacrifice De-clawing cats is cruel!!! Mountain Monsters A bloodsucking vampire Chupacabra That guy is all pupils Num num num (my no tee…
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If there’s one thing Bryan’s gonna do, it’s watch 90 Day Fiance. Lucky for us, one of listeners provides us with piping hot tea. The Kelce Brothers are talking about leg washing baby possums/opossums Joro spiders Spiderpocalyspe Chill with Frankie! Hitster Mental Health Awareness Month Also Pride TW: death by suicide 90 Day Fiance & a coincidence i…
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Controversy abounds for Bryan & Krissy! Possums? No possums? What constitutes a ride or die? What is a Pearl Jam poster really worth? Questions we may never have answered. Our cup runneth over Wilford Brimley PossumLover54 Bryan talks more shit about possums A pickled Dr. Pepper Oysters Rockefeller The antique store perv Sticking things up your bum…
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Joe Dombrowski joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about stand-up, the gay dad supremacy, and possum slander. FYI Bryan doesn’t write these show notes Lenny Kravitz has been celibate for 9 years Astrid is leaving Bryan for Lenny Teacher trauma Joe’s getting married Joe’s stand-up journey Sticking around after going viral Bryan gets something wrong (no sur…
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Frankie’s back, and he’s giving nutritional advice…including 25 scoops of whey protein a day. People looking older than they are Big Water Dune 2 Teletherapy Ketamine Ayahuasca is calling Bryan Frankie’s back! And he’s parasailing Frankie needs his amino acids Creatine and a penis pump keep Frankie going Why is Bryan mad about frozen berries? We ma…
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Nothing says “manners,” like a house full of lentil farts! Bryan & Krissy bring it all today with a Storytime With Bryan, some radio reminiscence, and Big Parsley slander. The Greens have the lentil farts If Bryan went to church he would fart there Storytime with Bryan! Some unprocessed trauma A little TCB advice Table manners Change them early Bob…
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"Safe Zone" gets a whole new meaning on this episode of The Commercial Break... Bryan should have gone to school Falling from great heights Storytime with Bryan Bryan’s shaking in his boots Baby Reindeer 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise “Live” sperm donation It’s a safe zone! Getting lost on the AT Bryan’s upcoming transatlantic journey Good for the…
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Bryan’s crush <3 Bryan’s math aint mathing… JoJo Siwa Drinking around Epcot Cutting your own hair Christopher Nolan’s movies The start of Reno 911 Working a day job until The Goldbergs The DVD extras of Bridesmaids (!!!) The Goldbergs Comic Con Big City Greens The Quantum Witch on Jojo Siwa WENDI MCLENDON-COVEY: St. Denis Medical debuts on NBC this…
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Krissy is out having fun in Memphis and Bryan is just out of a broken tooth! So on this Friday Infomercial Bryan & Krissy speak with comic, podcaster and Podcast Magazine Award Winner (yes... it's a thing. A very lame thing!), Gianmarco Soresi! Gianmarco's HOT weblink! Follow him on Instagram Tour Dates and Info The Downside Podcast __ Text TCB or …
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Bryan & Krissy might be strategizing about the interwebs, but I (producer Christina) am concerned about his upcoming dental work! Baby Reindeer SPOILERS Love Is Blind article The New York - Dublin portal Bryan would be good on Daisy of Love (deadass) Accidentally going live Dads in Spain being bad Bryan & Krissy’s expense reports Nuclear, pronounce…
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Here at TCB, we cold call after 12 jager bombs, and we're damn good at it! A Bluey poncho & a hot dog stand Storytime with Bryan Bryan tried to put on a festival He was in his flop era Old people are getting wild “Personal use” If your dad is wild, let us know Ozempic face Jagerfaced cold calling Espresso martinis are the new jagerbombs Raising kid…
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The Badge Banger herself joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about crowd work drama, stalkers, & firewives. Washing legs & brushing teeth Just…wash your legs Bryan…please Plants or crowd work? David Blaine creeps Bryan out Bryan is obsessed with boobs! Rachel’s stance on leg washing She’s barely holding on Quaking with fury while wearing a marvelous flora…
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We're out here in these streets, and everybody is wilding! There's chaos in the air, and Bryan is breathing in deep! Maycember Bus drivers of yore Everyone's an asshole on these streets Bryan prays for “justice” Marv Dong Mcgillicuddy Bobbleboners! Watching hentai at the baseball game Pitch clock People getting punched in New York The New York-Dubl…
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What does "I f*** like a Ford Ranger" mean to you? The world may never know. Selling the show Cromedy This is a show about FRIENDSHIP Radio sales partying If you were a car, what would you fuck like? A threesome Bryan should have taken part in He was SCARED! Krissy’s a Jaguar! Jaguars Seeking sister wives Man children Careful of the STIs… MILF Mano…
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Let's break the internet! Bryan's gonna wash his legs & then TCB is going to host Netflix is a Joke from behind a curtain! Bryan! Krissy! Wash your legs! Don't fear the butt hole Pumice stone We don't want the crowd to turn on us Netflix is a joke Get TCB to host Netflix is a Joke 2025 Don't give Bryan a master mute button The Roast of Tom Brady St…
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Mo Gilligan joins Bryan & Krissy for good vibes and worldwide comedy. Mo Gilligan Prop betting & betting bans We don’t need any more addictions Bryan tries to say he’s not a perv… Cold plunges Tiktok & Instagram Connecting to your audience Breaking through to television Being on TV 4 times in one day Getting a Netflix special Life changing moments …
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Bryan & Krissy are Certified Ruffians, and you can become one too! Just pay $69.99 for our Certified Ruffians Course. Instagram entrepreneurs Hobby hopping! Bryan the rock climber Cocaine plans Let’s go roller skating Porno or Pacino! Old pornos or bust Mouth noises Stand Up Guys Throbinhood… Lemon Stealing Whores! Bryan, the pause pervert The stre…
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Bryan & Krissy might not actually be boomers, but they sure do act like it! Get your boomer news here, and also from The Daily Mail. We may have put too many ads in our show last year… It’s amazing we have nay listeners The summer of love & the winter of our discontent Your favorite grocery store Bryan & Krissy go full boomer Sketchy veneers BBLs g…
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We may be in the wrong industry, but do you think we could make some cash dunking Bryan in a dunk tank online? Some light insta stalking Bryan’s radio start 96.7 The Legend The Facebook algorithm People you may know… Unboxing the BAG Bryan should do a dunk tank on an ig live Bryan the stage dad Prostate meds unboxing coming up! Bryan, your jealousy…
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We’re going to politely mug Daniel & Henry so we can have all their Beanie Babies and make a TCB fortune! Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher Would anyone come to our show? Beanie Babies Billionaires and collectibles The wealth bunkers “Securitized” Friday Night Dinner → Dinner With The Parents On set pranks Auditioning & getting the parts Maths! Filming …
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It’s a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head! Mouth kissing (young people are not okay with this -Christina) If you would come to a show in central florida, let us know! Collectibles worth nothing Beanie Babies Mountain monsters meets Beanie Babies The net! The $400 Maple Bea…
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Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen hours? Absolutely not! Krissy Keanu Reeves & Bryan Tom Cruise That 70s Show Kristi Noem the dog (and goat) murderer Bryan’s bird story Bugs (again) Dad of the Year realizes Astrid is superior Bryan’s chi…
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Sgrundle: noun - a combination of the ball sack and perineum (colloquially known as the “grundle”). You’re welcome. Ciggies and cigars Airport security Getting jailed in Turks and Caicos RiverBeat music festival! A sac tap A blind sgrundle sniffing Barbecue contests Sleep-cations Keeping your kids awake Tiktok Social scores Apple gaggles Quantum co…
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Leslie Liao joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about her path to stand-up, working at Netflix, her sexual awakening, and bugs. Scrotch Tape Robin Leach: Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams Leslie Liao Verified Stand-Up (Leslie Liao, Rosebud Baker, Dulce Sloan, Gianmarco Soresi) Everyday coffee Eclipse drama Later in life stand-up Working at Netflix Going fr…
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You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Caputo’s hair! We love Kyle Kinane Giggly Squad on tour Clue the movie Howard Finster Friday night dinner → Dinner With The Parents Bryan is officially done with 90 Day Fiance Royal Crackers Theresa Caputo …
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Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way. A chiropractor meth orgy Don’t drink and drive! Coachella Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis) Bryan & Krissy use Google! Prince being incredible Bob Seger’s electric underpants Respect RESPECT Bryan & Krissy don’t…
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Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook. Bluey We’ve got the warm and fuzzies Bandit For President! Dirt Nap got great reviews Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him The instagram nipple rules The talk Having daughters Seeing women as human beings Social …
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Kyle Kinane joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about following your dreams when nothing else is working out, Paul Giamatti, and the joys of being self-effacing. Polycules/Polecules We can’t get through whole article anymore 800 Pound Gorilla & Dirt Nap We are judgmentally pro-polycule The 7 year college experience Mike Tyson vs Paul Giamatti Hair metal D…
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You want to see Bryan's old body? Subscribe to our Friendly Fans Only (no creeps)! It's the only way we make any money. Soaking Soak it, don’t poke it! The prostate Bryan wants to get catfished He’s a super-soaker Friendly Fans Only A 27 year old has his first kiss Everything “butt” Never kissing a man We don’t think he is prepared for this They’re…
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What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it! The eclipse NextDoor on the eclipse We got some sweetie pie emails Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya The Dune popcorn buckets Men being disgusting Illegal advice from Bryan Someone needs to stop Bryan from making slurp noises A gross theater…
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Bryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women. Gypsy Rose Blanchard Intermittent fasting Hurricane Katrina Bryan shouldn’t get into politics Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs The liar stays lying! Adam’s got himself a boner The es…
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Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Morning breath These men can’t have water before bed Big Bladder Energy Preacher getting fired Getting written up for being funny Loving Vegas Trying out a thin mustache Proving yourself right Auditionin…
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What do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing. Jeff’s Jokes™ Atlanta smells like weed The war on preschool? A pragmatic pragmatist Why isn’t NextDoor on Jimmy Kimmel yet 711 hot dog seltzer Bryan judging the hot dog seltzer from his high horse High colon…
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There's nothing quite like reading through suburban NextDoor, and the best people to guide you through that journey are, of course, Bryan & Krissy. The old diatribe Our best reviews Venezuelan propaganda Snapchat sidebar NextDoor is where it’s at baby Downtown NextDoor vs suburban NextDoor Co-sleeping Barbara Corcoran’s bedroom situation Shark Tank…
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Neal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right? A screener account P Diddy The bridge collapse (eclipse season) NFTs Doing ayahuasca by a six flags Irish Catholic Crazy athletes & sports that should be illegal Breaking norms Mike Tyson coming out of retirement Writing for nickelo…
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An important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monsters. Being middle of the pack Bryan feels close to Conan A half-cryo machine The Tour de Fra Mr. D Everybody in the closet! The Poptart Story Mountain Monsters He’s got them huge horns Sneaky little sh…
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We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB. Cold plunges & cold showers Roman baths A confusing pair of breasts Fan request! Mountain Monsters, The Moth Man! Huck, Buck, Suck, & Fuck Buck went DOWN What’s the first thing you want to see after you pass out and why is it Huckleberry and Jeff?…
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Bryan's tiny mouse brain can only do so much! Today, though, he uses it for his billion dollar idea: TCBets! Stoner movies Does Kristin Wiig hate us? The Bachelor making us cry Tv hugs The Dodgers, their pitcher & his interpreter Casinos aren’t in the business of losing The Shohei Break Shohei Ohtani Betting Krissy’s the ultimate Playa Bryan’s bill…
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Bryan & Krissy discuss life, love and the pursuit of bad movies with comedian, actor and now AUTHOR, with overall nice guy Paul Scheer! Keeping Up With Kanye Best Week Ever Paul Scheer! Commercials are the OG tiktok Not making the bed Chip Whistler Disney adults Mr. Podcast America How did How Did This Get Made get made? Making darkness lighter Sig…
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Bryan’s dad senses are tingling, and he’s got some life lessons to deal out. It’s festival season in Atlanta He is Moon Taxi Old people were raging Bryan’s father instincts kick in You can always tell who’s dealing Day blow/night blow Costco & the extra fridge Bryan won’t buy meat at Costco Eating at Costco Hot dogs every damn day We’re on a food t…
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Kids: thankless little mongrels, until they find their long lost Daddy Flaviato. Hot dogs & burgers A food rabbit hole Bryan desecrated ramen Oprah, weight watchers, and ozempic Sriracha drama Fake spring 2.0 Don’t buy your kids toys! Lamborghini heiresses? Get your bag, sis Daddy Flaviato You can pay us to stop! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments…
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This episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP. Pornhub’s age verification He was a phish out of water Bryan’s pet rat, Willy Don't free Willy! Bryan’s kids know how to use his phone better than he does Bryan likes plot in his porn Yacht carpet replacement Topless beaches Bryan saw a porn getting filmed Mutual masturbation:…
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The legend that is Margaret Cho joins Bryan & Krissy for a TCB Infomercial. Top 50 stand up comics of all time Women should have rights The you be you community The worst thing Margaret has ever tasted Soursop & stink fruit Still bombing Watching comedy with her dad The musicality of comedy Margaret’s upbringing Kink as a way to not spread HIV Bein…
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