After our brief commentary-ridden departure, we are back in the studio for business as usual. That’s right, this episode is chock full of horror news (especially for you gamers out there), a ton of stuff that we watched, and even more ramblings from Rando Lono than normal. Add to that a brand spankin’ new Scare Exchange and some electrifying tunes,…

Well folks, we’ve been threatening to do this for awhile, and the boys at We Belong Dead always make good on their threats. That’s right, it’s time to get sweaty and weird as we present to you the best commentary track that two horror lovin’ stoners could produce for Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation! Come along for the ride as we delve …

It’s time for a chill one, folks. The world is burning (both figuratively and literally), we’re all kinda wiped out, and Jason Blum is still making horror movies. So this one’s gonna be a bit more laid back. But don’t you worry, because we’re still hittin’ ya with horror news, some Rando Lono, discussion on recently watched films including some *GA…

After a brief break, the fellas at We Belong Dead are back to bring you the Stoney horror goodness that you so fervently crave! It’s been a tough few weeks for the genre, as many icons have fallen. But once we give them their due, we switch gears and give you the news, anti-USPS rants, Danzig-helmed disasters, some super groovy tunes and a double d…

Hope you Deaders are ready, because it’s about to get fuckin’ weird in here! That’s right, the best horror lovin’ stoners in the podcasting biz are back to bring you a heaping helping of auditory delights. So strap in, and pray to the Old Gods that you’re prepared for We Belong Dead 130! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to o…

As with all journeys, this one has come to an end, fellow Object hunters. But hoo boy, what an ending it is! In the series finale, the Occupant is found, Ruber becomes a god (?), reunions are had, and Kreutzfeld starts blastin! Some questions are answered, and (perhaps a frustrating amount of) new ones are posed. Among all of this, the gang at We B…

Good gravy, boys and girls, do we have a show for you! This episode, Lono and a podcasting punch drunk Ian hit the ground running to give you the latest in horror news, talk about some super solid movie viewings, and have a refreshingly fun Scare Exchange. All that and more await, so y’all better prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead 129! Have any …

Kreutzfeld is back baby! That’s right, on this episode, the least and most interesting characters on this show come together as Joe and Karl join forces to track down The Vault. Or was it The Crypt? Either way, things get weird as many more objects are brought into play and true motivations are revealed. Also, Ruber has well and truly lost his damn…

After a brief hiatus, we are back in the studio to feed you ravenous Deaders the content that you so desperately crave! We flew a little too close to the sun last episode, so the universe smacked us down with some heavy hitter RIPs this time around. But once we get that nasty business wrapped up, we’ve got an episode full up to the gills with horro…

And we are back to spend even more time in the most magical of shitty motels, with The Lost Room - Episode 4: The Box! In this segment, Wally and Joe go ghost hunting, uglies are dramatically bumped, Ruber has a religious experience, and Kevin Pollack is sorely missed. All that and more await you, so dive on into Dude, Where’s My Room Episode 4! Ha…

Oh lawd do we have a hullabaloo in store for you, dear Deaders! That’s right, it’s that time again for your favorite stoner sultans of swing to hit the studio and give you the horror-centric goodness that you so crave. So strap in as we delve into such topics as insufferable Instagram “personalities”, our fumbling of the oh so sensitive AI debate, …

Imagine if you will, a time before the pandemic and lockdown, more importantly, a time before Halloween 2018 was released. Masks weren't a mandate, and Michael Myers' return was simply a trailer giving us all hope for the best. Well, with this re-release of ep. 58, we travel back to that time, 2018, to revisit a We Belong Dead Spotlight Episode, as…

Lono here! Wanna hear me ramble on about how incredible Late Night with the Devil is? Well, this is the Fresh Grave for you! Made spectacularly by the Cairnes Bros., with a killer cast led by the masterful David Dastmalchian, Late Night with the Devil left me in quite a spooky haze. Hear all about it here and now with this brand new Fresh Grave! #H…

Welcome, dearest Deaders, to a brand-new series! Lono here, to introduce you all to Tony, and his charmingly demented ramblings about our beloved genre. In this incredibly fun pilot episode, Tony introduces himself and his unique approach to horror. From video stores and those glorious VHS covers, to classics that stick with you for life, Tony has …

Hoo boy, what a ride! This episode we get more of that sweet, sweet Kevin Pollak goodness, learn more about The Legion/Order/Whatever Else, Ruber is sweepy and straight up sets a guy on fire, and we get the raddest firefight ever seen that revolves around a hair comb. All of that and so much more awaits you on Dude, Where’s My Room! Have any questi…

It’s time to get weird, kiddies. But that’s what you came here for, right? This episode, we get a bit unhinged (and by “we”, I mostly mean Lono) as we talk horror news, Ian’s recent travels, Lynchian strangeness, The Last Drive In and the correct way to make grilled cheese sandwiches, and Lono takes a turn as your favorite stoner Andy Rooney. Add t…

Come along with us, dear listeners, as we delve deeper into the mysteries of The Lost Room. In this episode, shadowy organizations are revealed, Weasels are stripped, impenetrable fortresses are penetrated, and friends become enemies who become murderers. All that and so much more on Episode 2 of Dude, Where’s My Room? Have any questions or comment…

Your favorite horror nerds are back in the studio to provide you with the auditory nourishment that you crave! We’ve got horror news, some especially groovy tunes, a plethora of crew questions, and so much more. So gird your loins, sweet Deaders, and get ready for We Belong Dead 125! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our s…

Imagine, if you will, a sketchy motel room that is seemingly outside the parameters of what we consider “real” or “logical”. Next, imagine that you had a key that could open any door and take you straight to said room. That’s where we kick off our journey into the underseen gem from the early aughts, The Lost Room! Travel along with us via either Y…

Howdy boys and girls, and welcome back to the bowels of the bunker! We hope you’re ready to join us as we go on another adventure into the madcap and the macabre, because this episode is a doozy! We’ve got Tinglers, 14 hour space epics, psycho-sexual religious zealots, and ex pimps - turned angsty PIs - turned shitty painters. All that and so much …

Welcome to another installment from the Secretary’s Secret Lair. It is a concept as old as time. What once meant potential death, can now just feel like impending dome for most. I’m talking about the inevitable, Rejection. It comes from many directions but it doesn’t mean our fate. I explore four movies that represent the theme of Rejection. I comb…

Try as it might, life just cannot keep an incredibly okay podcast down. That’s right kiddies, after multiple reschedulings, your favorite reefer-fueled horror junkies are back in the studio! We start off celebrating the life of some real heavy hitters who we’ve lost recently, then dive head first right into the good stuff. Topics like classic Hamme…

Here's a silly little something to tide ya'll over until WBD ep. 123 drops (SOON!). Lono FINALLY narrows down an already narrow list of horror flicks released last year into a pocket-sized top 5 list! Put it in ya! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorPunk #Top5 #2023 #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #WeBelongDeadPodcast #FreshGraves #Renfield #SuitableFlesh #Brookl…

And we are back! That’s right, after weeks of forced rescheduling due to work, weather, and the dreaded covid, your favorite hosts have returned to give you a dose of reefer-fueled spooky goodness that you so desperately crave. We’ve got everything you could ask for: months old horror news, discussions on recent watches of horror flicks both classi…

The Secretary's Secret Lair is back with an appropriate 13th episode. This month we explore Evil Kids centered around biological, nurture and environmental theories. The movies that best give us an example of these are The Bad Seed (1956), Alice Sweet Alice (1974) and Who Can Kill a Child aka Island of the Damn (1976). Are these children at fault f…

Happy Holidays and New Year. I made it just under the wire to bring you a holiday episode. This month I am focusing on the three, some of my favorite Christmas movies. The first being the greatest in my humble opinion, 1974’s Black Christmas, followed by Silent Night (2021) and ending with the most fun I have had all year with a, 2023’s Onyx the Fo…

Well it’s Christmastime, and your favorite jolly elves at We Belong Dead have decided to give you kids a present: Episode 121! Whether you see it as a gift for good behavior or a punishment for being naughty , that’s up to you. Either way, it’s better than socks from Grammy, right? Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our soc…

Simply put, in this Fresh Grave, Lono rambles on about the greatest Christmas movie ever made, Scrooged! #WeBelongDeadPodcast #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #Horror #HorrorG eek #HorrorPunk #HorrorLife #Christmas #Movies #BillMurray #RichardDonner #MichaelODonoghue #FrancisXavierCross #Scrooged #MutantFam #Love…

Well, it’s early December, and you know what that means. That’s right, it’s time to present the 31 Days of Halloween 2023! This year’s edition is a certified monster, with a ton of new-to-us flicks, old comfort staples, and what some might consider a ludicrous amount of double and triple features. So settle in kiddos, because this is gonna be a hel…

In this special episode, I get flipped up and turned around as I invite my boss, Lono from We Belong Dead into my secret lair. Even though Mr. Lono and I have corresponded for a couple years, this is the first time we have spoken virtual face to face. Lono takes the rings and we kick back discussing horror through his many questions to allow the li…

Greetings from the bunker, oh loyal listeners! Hope you had the spookiest of Halloweens this year, and we are back in the studio for your listening pleasure. This episode has got it all: horror news, 80s wrestling, super gay pirates, crew questions, and a brand new Scare Exchange! And that’s just a taste of what’s in store for you, so get cozy and …

Hope you Halloweenies had the best spooky season possible! And what better way to end the season than with a Spookfuckular? This year we picked a couple of gems from the Visual Vengeance catalog: Moonchild and Slaughter Day! Not gonna lie to ya, this one is a bit of an endurance test, but we believe in you. So strap in, fire up your favorite SOV pl…

Happy Holiday, your secretary has another unnerving episode for you this month. I examine three possession movies by giving you the history of the true story behind the first two, The Exorcist and The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Then we drift away from Catholicism to explore Judaism approach of possession and exorcism in Demon (2015). In the psychology…

How about an hour-long treat this spooky season from yer weird Uncle Lono! Listen as he rambles on and on and gets more and more annoyed as he takes a truly shallow dive into the entire Halloween film franchise! The good (Thank you, Mr. Carpenter!), the bad (H20 means WATER!), and the very ugly (I'm lookin' at YOU Mr. Gordon Green)! It's definitely…

And just like that, we’re back on track! Feels good to be back in the studio so soon, and Bo Diddley do we have a treat in store for you. Once we give our respects to some heavy hitters who have recently departed, we discuss a good bit of horror news, go into our Friday the 13th shenanigans, play some tunes from a couple of newly discovered bands, …

You’d think that for someone who’s been doing this podcasting gig as long as we have, we’d be better at staying on schedule. Yet again, life reared it’s ugly, pustule laden head and fucked us up! But we are fresh outta the studio to provide you with the hilarious, reefer-hazed content that you so crave. We’ve got horror news, Happy Tree Friends ref…

Welcome my servants, it is your Mother Superior and I just recorded another episode In the Secretary’s Secret Lair. I discus Nunsploitation and four movies. The first is The Nun and the Devil, then The True Story of the Nun of Monza, followed by a great Japanaese Nunsploitation, School of the Holy Beast. Lastly, the movie that started it all, The D…

Admit it, you’ve missed us. At least a little bit, right? Well, apologies for playing hard to get lately, but hopefully we’re past this hump of random life shit getting in the way of our studio time. That being said, we have got a helluva show for you this week! Once we get past the sad, but hopefully cathartic, heavy hitter RIPs, we have got plent…

Ahoy freaks! I know, I know, where the hell is WBD ep. 117??? Well, it's been delayed to this weekend due to unforseen circumstances. Fear not, megasode 117 is right around the corner! So, to bridge that grimey little gap, Captain Lono is here to give ya a sneak peak into the next full episode! BUT, the main focus of this Fresh Grave is our Lord an…

Hello, It’s the secretary here taking over the write up again. I’m not nearly as clever as my boss but here goes. In episode 8 I discuss The Fly (1986), Halley (2012) and Thanatomorphose (2012). On the surface all three films involve a protagonist facing decomposition and deterioration. But these films are more than superficial body horror. They ar…

To honor the 50-year anniversary of the "event" that gave birth to the greatest horror film of all-time, Uncle Lono has thrown all 9 movies from the franchise into a crock pot, and slow-cooked them fuckers for this rushed, raw, and ragged dispatch! Here for yer listening pleasure, Lono awkwardly unleashes his thoughts on each entry! "Looks like I'v…

Hold on to your britches, loyal Deaders, because you’ve got a “Giant-Size Man-Thing” of an episode comin’ atcha! We are delving deep into some nonsense that is too varied to lay out here, but we think you’re gonna dig it. But this one is indeed a doozy, so properly prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead: Episode 116! Have any questions or comments f…

Go Team Lono! Welcome Deaders, to a new fiasco Ian and I are launching. We've re-branded the We Belong Dead: Fresh Graves format in order to give you, our lovers, more content! It's all explained in this pilot episode. And speaking of this here episode, ya get 20 or so minutes of me (Lono) rambling on about the brand new Venture Bros. movie, Radian…

Hello, It’s the secretary here taking over the write up since I am getting this out a little late in the month. I discuss The Strangers, Mandy and A Serbian Film. All three films share some similarities but the theme I pulled out and will discuss further in the psychology portion, is desperation. I’m sure we all have experienced this one way or ano…

We are back in the studio kiddos, so listen up and prepare yourselves for another (almost) lethal dose of We Belong Dead! We know you were worried about us not putting out content due to the strikes, but we decided to put our film careers on hold to give you more of the reefer-fueled content that you so desperately crave. So sit in your comfiest ch…

We have got a beefy one for you this week, ya buncha mongrels! There’s a ton of horror-ific news, some new release views to talk about, a double dose of Scare Exchange, and so much more. So prepare your loins for We Belong Dead 114! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongde…

It is in the devilish Secretary's nature to push our limits, to test how far we are willing to gaze into the abyss of our beloved genre, even when the abyss may repulse us, or sting our souls with the perverse truths that sometimes spill forth. It is in this spirit that she gets to work on this episode's 4 dark celluloid cadavers celebrating Fetish…

We are back in the swing of things, and oodelally are you in for it, loyal listeners. That’s right, the WBD boys are all hopped up on reefer, energy drinks, and the death of Pat Robertson, so you know it’s gonna be a good one! So get comfy, settle in, and prepare thyselves for We Belong Dead 113! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a mes…

Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the sunshine? Are you ready for the craziest goddamn regatta you’ve ever seen? Are you ready for Chainsaw and Dave? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then oh boy do we have a treat for you! That’s right, it’s the We Belong Dead Summer Kickoff Double Feature! For this episode, the WBD Boys…

You wicked fiends just cannot stay away from The Secretary's cold, eerily inviting marble slabs, can you? Well, here at the end of May, Angela is celebrating MOTHERS in the Secret Lair. Starting with M.O.M.: Mothers Of Monsters, peeling on to Pyewacket, and suturing things up with the little sicky called Excision! It's another gruesome trio from yo…