If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our first live show on Monday, September 30, 2024 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator. You’ll be able to see our talented actors live on stage performing some of our finest sketches from past episodes plus some amazing brand new material. It’…

Our ninth episode! That’s almost ten. Featuring: Crime Talk with the Holmes Bros.…Olive Garden Gangsters… The Bureaucrat… Bitch Bar… Superheroes’ Day Off… and More! “Crime Talk with the Holmes Brothers” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Mycroft Holmes: Scott Monty Sherlock Holmes: Paul Singleton Charles Garrett: Burt Wolder Heather Featherlight: Toni…

Our eighth episode! We’re getting the hang of this. Featuring: The Assistant App…The Bureaucrat… Build GPT… Miss Fortune’s misfortune… Drag Drive… The Esteemed Mrs. Barker… and More! “Assistant App” written by Kimberly DiPersia. Voices: Announcer (Male): Marc Lucia Slogan Voice (Female): Toni Deckers Female Entrepreneur 1: Sarah Zavala Female Entre…

Our seventh episode! It was supposed to out in February. We got sick. It’s late. So just laugh at all the Valentine’s stuff anyway. Featuring: After Happily Ever After… The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky…The Night Podiatrist…Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer teaches you to tango (and how!) … and More! This episode is dedicated to Kimberly Wolski. “After…

We're a little behind getting February's episode out due to unforeseen circumstances ( Miss Fortune didn't even see it). But we'll be back soon with a brand new episode. In the meantime, please enjoy this preview, featuring a trip back to the 90's and that TV show we all loved (well, the nerds did, anyway). written by Jennifer Kalison and Kimberly …

Action! Adventure! Women in Trousers! Join the Major, his man Rupert and the scandalous Lady Ramsbottom on their adventures aboard the time-traveling airship, HMS Impossible. Originally featured in Episode 4, this version has been remixed and remastered for your listening pleasure. written by Doug McDowell. Voices: Presenter: Stede Bonnett Major Al…

Our sixth episode! And it’s a big one. Just in time for the Holidays! Makes a great gift! (not really) Featuring: A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving… Al Standish for Not-Now!…Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited…We Got Food…Donut Friday… The Night Podiatrist… The Cryptopsychiatrist… The Bureaucrat… …Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer celebrates Hannukah (in …

While you're anxiously awaiting Episode 6, here's the latest from our prolific prognosticator, Miss Fortune! Written by Andrea Howells Announcer: Stede Bonnett Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells Support us on Patreon Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.comBy Canned Meat Theatre

Our fifth episode! (Almost) just in time for Halloween. Boo! Featuring: Shelf Help: Halloween Edition… Antipersonal Ads…Haiku News…The Bureaucrat… The Old Scouts…Miss Fortune… Sam Champion’s Jaguars Podcast… and More! “Shelf Help: Halloween Edition,” written by Jennifer Kalison. Voices: Shari Phelps: Jennifer Kalison “The Old Scouts” written by Jef…

While you're waiting for the next episode of Canned Meat Theatre, please enjoy Shari Phelps as she teaches you the benefits of open shelving. Remember, an organized space is a happier place! And look for future members-only bonus material on our Patreon site! Written and Performed by Jennifer Kalison Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com…

Our fourth (and longest) episode! (let’s hope advertisers notice) Featuring: The Major The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair Haiku News Wedding Bells Bail Bonds Tom Lehrer recalls those golden college days. and More! “The Major,” written by Doug McDowell. Voices: Presenter: Stede Bonnett Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell Rupert: Doc Anthony Bravo…

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Remixed December 2023. Our third episode! (well, we’re excited, anyway…) Featuring: The Secret Life of the Great White Shark The Bureaucrat Ask Your Uncle Dave Tom Lehrer holds forth on the joys of spring (and animal abuse). and More! “The Secret Life of the Great White Shark,” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. Voices: Herve Vachon/Bob: D…

Remixed December 2023. Our second episode! (despite the pleas for sanity) Featuring: The Night Podiatrist...The Bureaucrat...Name and Address Withheld: Say Hello to Mrs. D...The Cold War fondly remembered with Tom Lehrer (what ever happened to Hen3ri?)... And More! “The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell Voices: Dr. Si…

Welcome to beautiful Bellevue Beach, the home of hapless city planner Art Cox. Go Sea Slugs! Coming soon in Episode 2! Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.comBy Canned Meat Theatre

Original Comedy. Bits and pieces lost in space and time. You never know what's inside. Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.comBy Canned Meat Theatre

Remixed December 2023. Our Pilot Episode! Featuring: The Unbearable Emptiness and Impassive Cruelty of the Dessert...Name and Address Withheld: Vaya Con Dios...A recitation of the Periodic Table c. 1959 with Tom Lehrer... and More! All original material written by Doug McDowell “The Elements” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com) released to the Publi…

Meet Dr. Sidney Greenbaum, the Night Podiatrist. Coming soon in Episode 2! Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.comBy Canned Meat Theatre

Thank you for listening! Please follow me on social media for new projects, and stay subscribed for special episodes of the Intergalactic Candycast and The Candy Jam Wonder Man! @starfighterdown Support the showBy Atticus Hinckley

Atticus Hinckley is the Candy Jam Wonder Man, and normally host of the live weekly comedy podcast "The Intergalactic Candycast". The Candy Jam Wonder Man practices songs on guitar and sings, poorly. Come hang. No fate, but what we make. Today's Set: Mary On A Cross - Ghost King of Wishful Thinking - Go West Manchester - Kishi Bashi Cowboys Don't Cr…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode: Atticus banishes Santa, faces regrets, and grows an herb. Streamed live with Podbean on 1/29/22 at 540pm PST Sup…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode: Atticus writes a song, gets roasted at Starbucks, and Rebecca helps with improv. Streamed live with Podbean on 1…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode: The Matrix returns, Atticus is a hypocrit, baby gets heated! Streamed live with Podbean on 1/8/22 at 600pm PST S…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode: Atticus discovers Bellinis, gets new shades, and reviews The Matrix: Resurrections Streamed live with Podbean on…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode: Atticus hosts a Christmas party with many special guests! Streamed live with Podbean on 12/25/21 at 630pm PST Su…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode: Timothy Danger guest hosts, Atticus signs up for a tango contest, and Amazon delivers! Streamed live with Podbea…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Baby makes decrees and Atticus defends the new Cowboy Bebop series. Streamed live with Podbean on 12/11/21 at 35…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus gives a music lesson, recounts Thanksgiving, and laments LaCroix. Streamed live with Podbean on 11/27/21…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Robot leaves a goodbye note, Atticus pitches Disney and defends the bossom of Faye Valentine. Streamed live with…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus makes a wish, and writes a spider song, all sponsored by Papa John's*! Streamed live with Podbean on 11/…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus forms the coaster bros, writes a thanksgiving song, and Santa pays an early visit! Streamed live with Po…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus talks Final Fantasy, Medieval Times, and napping! Streamed live with Podbean on 10/31/21 at 145pm PST Su…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus wants to sing, song-bot goes missing, and Rebecca must make a life altering choice! Streamed live with P…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Ball-Bot gets an upgrade, pumpkins take over, and Atticus is betrayed! Streamed live with Podbean on 10/16 /21 a…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus learns about beer, saves a cat, and is blessed with a holy relic. Streamed live with Podbean on 10/9 /21…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus thanks a Zamboni driver, Rebecca makes moves, and the rent is due! Streamed live with Podbean on 10/2/21…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus talks pumpkins, theatre, and french toast! Streamed live with Podbean on 9/25/21 at 230pm PST Support th…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus talks about his past, Baby talks ceramics, and the "Clickin' or a Dickin'" Campaign begins! Streamed liv…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus pokes The Bear, goes back to school, and finds out he has an admirer! Streamed live with Podbean on 9/11…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus upgrades his life, talks about his future, and a biblical mystery is solved! Streamed live with Podbean …

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus is reunited with his lover, talks about his new outdoor club, and fantasizes about the lottery! Streamed…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus is utterly alone, talks about his new nut propertites, and helps out a group of friends! Streamed live w…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus gets percussive, talks about his comedy show, and works on recovering his ego! Streamed live with Podbea…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus strives to be better, explores darksynth, and the darth lord pays the station a visit! Streamed live wit…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's epsiode, Atticus has interdimensional intestinal issues, explores plastic surgery, and pitches a new product. Streamed li…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, Atticus gets sweaty, sells taco salad, and fights to get his belt under him! Streamed live with Podbean on 7/13/…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode, sexy is in the air. Atticus reconnects with the crew and helps a young girl find faith. Streamed Live On Podbean…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode Atticus ignores his coworkers, eats a Wellington , and saves the world. Streamed Live On Podbean: 6/30/21 at 12:5…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew each week, and learn how to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In today's episode all is forgiven, Baby talks branding, and Rebecca opens up about her condition. Streamed…

Welcome to The Intergalactic Candycast, a fully improvised live broadcast, "radio comedy", podcast, and one-man ensemble! Follow Atticus and the candy crew each week, and learn how to become a better and truly whole person, just like Atticus! In this week's episode The Eagle is honored, Baby cleans up the clones, and Song-Bot helps a young boy find…