We knew you couldn’t live without our assessment of the Best & Worst of 2023, and our Predictions and Resolutions for 2024, so here they are! We also reviewed our Predictions and Resolutions from last year. How did we do? #youbethejudge Other Topics Include: TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, & TRUMP, scientific breakthroughs, cloned meats, nuclear fusion, the c…

David Monster knew the Convicted Rapist, his Victims, his Supporters, AND how Scientology created a Haven for Predators. It’s not a pleasant journey, but it’s an important trip to take if you want to understand how anything like this can happen and be supported for so long, in this day and age. Other Topics Include: Donald Trump, MAGA, Taylor Swift…

What the hell is it doing up there? Sit down, cause you’re gonna be shocked! Do you know what the Maunder Minimum is? Nuclear Fusion? How stars are like Time Machines? Well, we do. Shut up and let us tell you! Other topics include: KARENs, A Bitch in the Crosswalk, Stars, Free Park Pizza, Rare Bird Show, Improv Reunion, Pramila Jayapal, Israel, Pal…

One of the hosts was personally involved in the whole Danny Masterson, Convicted Rapist, situation, but had no idea! Sure, they personally knew Danny and two of his victims, but it didn’t end there! We also report on the actual Conviction and the group of Scientologists who allegedly abandoned the victims and rallied to support Danny Masterson. Is …

One of the hosts just had a baby! Nathan, Erin, and David piece together the clues as to which one of them recently popped out a baby. That person then recounts the birth, which was described by the new mother as “the Dark Night of My Soul”. People think we just screw around when we're not recording our Podcast, but sometimes life happens, Bitch. O…

Most Amazing Person. Who is the Most Amazing Person you’ve ever met, and the one you want to meet? We reveal ours, and except for one, they’re a total surprise to everyone. Who are yours? Would they make your friends gasp? Other Topics Include: Jim Carrey, Jordan Peterson, Amy Sedaris, Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders, Kathy Burke, Alice Bag, Lisa M…

Where would you eat if money were no object. Join our fantasy tour of the places we would go, and lemme tell you, we were in awe the whole time, and our mouths were drooling! Other Topics Include: Oprah Winfrey, Megan McMarkle & Prince Harry, Free Bird Café, Poo Café Beijing, Labassin Waterfall café, Ithaa Underwater Restaurant Maldives, Renato Vio…

How do you react in complicated situations? What decisions do you make under duress, and why do your answers make you a complete psychopath? We take you through engrossing queries then answer them ourselves. Play along, it’s a hoot, but you’ll have to figure out why you’re insane on your own time. #youcanleadahorse Other topics include: Velour’s gl…

WALT DISNEY is a PIECE of SHIT? Was he really Antisemitic? A misogynist? Racist? Has his head been thawed out from its cryogenic state? We answer all these questions and reveal a few more of his controversies and conspiracies in our attempt to figure out whether he was pure trash, or actually THE Shit. #itsasmallworldbitch Other topics include: Vel…

Is he a Piece of Shit? This was a tough one. We didn’t come to a conclusive decision. Even his biggest proponent had to admit they had conflicting feelings, after singing his praises for a solid hour. Does being a Cult member justify the means? Or, do the ends always lead to brainwashing? Please listen and let us know what you think. It would reall…

Is Oprah THE Shit? After scouring through all the good and bad things she’s ever done, we make our decision. We thought this was a slam dunk, but the subject turned out to be more controversial than we thought, in ways we never expected. Boy, did we get a smackdown from a listener, live on the air! Other topics include: Rocky and Sylvester Stallone…

“Piece of Shit” or “THE Shit”? Over the last 8 years we have been working with a team of Scientists, Neuro Physicists, Behavioral Specialists, and Lesbians to develop an evidence-based template for measuring the worth of a Human Being. In this episode, we quickly run through ALL of Mr. Musk’s data to come up with a definitive and unanimous answer. …

We run through our Resolutions & Predictions from last year to see how we did, and were surprised to learn that we weren’t completely wrong. Then, we did it all over again, and cast our divinations and intended improvements for 2023. #YouHaveToBelieveWeAreMagic Other Topics include: Erin’s PG – pass it on, January 6th & the Insurrection, Trump, Mad…

Little Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr leads us through the good and the bad, the wondrous and tragic of the previous year. Some are surprising, some are exciting, and yes, some made us cry. #YoureWelcome #SorryBoutIt Other Topics Include: Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon, Fantasy Football, Philly style Pretzels, the Survivors of Sandy Hook, the Jame…

Would you take a risk and have an exciting life, or remain the scared little Bitch you’ve always been? We whip out some unbelievably entertaining questions that make you think, laugh, and renew your zest for life. Some listeners even join in with adorable answers and some pithy questions of their own. #yourewelcome Other topics include: Thanksgivin…

Nathan is our guide through the Mid-Term Erections. He lets us in on who did what and what it means. Surprisingly informative. Of course, one of the other hosts made obnoxious comments on every single candidate and proposition. BUT, don’t forget: the Unimaginary Friend Cast is your ultimate destination for all news, opinions, and erections. Full. S…

Ever go to a Halloween Party where only the hosts dress up? Well, welcome to ours! We unveil hand-crafted Halloween treats, then regale you with stories of our wildest Halloweens and favorite Halloween movies. Scared much? Other topics include: The Crow, Brandon Lee, The Phillies, The Eagles, Abbott Elementary, Quinta Brunson, Kanye West ,Ye, Adida…

Believe it or not, we come into this one with facts, and give all the reasons why it COULD happen, then why it will NEVER happen. We end the episode with our prediction on what WILL happen. In a Shyamalan twist, one of the hosts hits us all with a mind-blower, and boy was it nice to get blown. Other topics include: Russia, China, Belarus, India, US…

Are beautiful people grateful for the privilege their looks and charm have afforded them, or are they just fucking assholes? One host confessed to having been moved to tears. A listener praised us for “speaking truth to Hollywood and beauty”. Once again, #yourewelcome Other topics include: Halle Berry, Chris Pratt, Aristotle, Leo Tolstoy, Chris Pra…

We run through questions to evaluate and align any Creative Endeavor. Join us and answer them for yourselves, as we respond adeptly, with many tangents requiring the disciplinary actions of one of our hosts. BUT, the listeners loved it, and by the end they rose up, as one, in a celebratory orgasm of admiration. Seriously, not kidding. Other topics …

CHILDHOOD TREATS! Do you like the same stupid candy and junk food you did as a child? The hosts pick out 4 or 5 of the treats they ate as kids and review them as adults. Our livestream audience called out a few of theirs, too. It was so fucking much fun! #EatMuch #Bitch #CandyMukbang Other Topics include: Mason Con Splendason, Unimaginary Friendcas…

300th Extravaganza! We BANG the MUK out of Philadelphia! Host David Monster is flown to join Erin & Nathan to film an orgy of food and Brotherly love, a real love letter to the city. The video is also available on the U.F. Facebook & YouTube. If you enjoy gluttony, Philadelphia, or comedic geniuses, it’s a #MustSee Other Topics Include: Mukbang, Ji…

The Wonder that is the Unimaginary Friend Cast is revisited in depth. The hosts recount & recap the last 7 years of episodes leading up to the 300th. If you ever loved perfection, you’ll mildly enjoy this. Other Topics Include: Boxes Boxes Boxes, Smut, Top Gun, Tom Cruise, Film Festivals, Best Picture awards, David Monster, Patreon, Bitch, Tony Ort…

SUPREME COURT - but is it? We review the glaring flaws with the highest court in America. It’s really fucked, folks, but GOOD NEWS! We solve the hideous mess, just like we solve every problem in the World. So, shut up, and listen, and you’re welcome… again. Other topics include: BOXES! BOXES! BOXES!, Nathan writing by hand like some kind of caveman…

Gun Control: SOLVED! It took us 2 episodes and just over 2 hours, but we’ve come up with the perfect solution. Not only did we take care of yet another stupid Human problem, but we managed to have fun and a few laughs while doing it. Again, #yourewelcome Other topics include: Top Gun & Tim Gunn, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr – First Woman to win Best D…

GUNS! In this episode, we review recent incidents, and the history of Gun Violence in ‘Merica, as a set up for the solution we will drop next episode. Get ready for us to solve the Gun Problem, just like we solved every other damn problem in this world. #yourewelcome Other Topics Include: Guns, Uvalde, Angeli Gomez, AR-15, ArmaLife Rifle, Semi Auto…

MUKBANG BITCHES! We find some of the best Asian-inspired take out food in L.A. and Mukbang the hell out of it for you. Wanna know what floats our boats and where to find it? Tune in and let us know what you think. #FoodFrenzy Other topics include: Velour Von Edmondson takes L.A. by storm! Erin’s movie American Birthright premiers, David’s deep fake…

Is your IDENTITY Important? The answer may surprise you. We discuss the entire issue, and figure it all out, so you don’t have to. #Yourefuckingwelcome Other Topics include: Lesbian, $10Million, Straight, White, Hetero, Hetero Normative Transgender, Trans, Trans Woman, Trans Man, Gay, LGBTQIA, Erin’s sick Mother’s day, Nathan wins the Comedy Sportz…

Are they dicks, or do they get the chicks? We do a rundown of the Alpha Attitude, what it’s all about, and how it relates to Toxic Masculinity, and even Femininity. In a surprise twist, during one of our rants, we figure out the entire situation. Other Topics Include: Erin’s presentation at the Audubon Society, Pictures of Birds, Nathan’s Comedy Sp…

It’s a fight to the death, and surprisingly we have come up with the ultimate answer. The argument is resolved FOR GOOD, but NOT surprisingly, Lesbians factor into the discussion. Other Topics Include: BOXES! BOXES! BOXES! Premiers in Philadelphia, American Birthright, Laemmle Theater, Meghan Markle & Prince Harry, Paris Hilton, genes, genetics, ep…

Amazing facts to blow the lid off your little white mind! They’re so unbelievable, even we freak out! Other Topics Include: David loves Chris Rock, Erin is better than Jada Pinkett & Will Smith, Nathan’s premier with Comedy Sportz Philadelphia - CSz, American Birthright, The Worst Thing That Can Ever Happen To Anyone, Fossils, Dinosaurs, Humans, Wo…

One of our listeners sent us a list of questions that will tell you more about your Unimaginary Friends, and that you can use to become very popular at your next cocktail party. We are not only an educational podcast, we’re extremely entertaining, bitch. #YoureWelcome Other Topics Include: Erin’s American Birthright Film Premier, Lady Velour Von Ed…

After our Gay Way to Happiness Scientology scandal went long on the last episode, we had to extend our report to this episode so we could talk about David’s encounters with Leah Remini, her feud with Kirstie Alley, accused Rapist Danny Masterson in court, and David’s experiences with him and the Church. Other Topics include: David Miscavige, Tom Cr…

Declared S.P.* David Monster was originally going to bring us up to date on all the news from the cult, including encounters with & reports on Leah Remini & accused rapist Danny Masterson, but he went deep telling the tale of the Gay Way To Happiness scandal. The episode goes long as he recounts the dramatic details which leave the other hosts, Eri…

We blow the lid of this National Treasure, recount her 100-year lifespan, and expose the one dark mark on her career. Do you love her? Find out if that love is deserved. Other topics: Mary Tyler Moore Show, Gold Girls, Hot in Cleveland, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick, 0 Dr. Mark Hyman – 10 Day Diet Detox, Covid, Booster Shot, Velour Von Edmondso…

We know what we’re doing, and we snatch trophies, so we blow the lid off indie filmmaking and how you can make your own film festival darling, bitch. Other topics include: BOXES BOXES BOXES! Winning Oscars, Three’s Company, The Brady Bunch, Star Wars, Dobie Gillis, Full House, Steven Spielberg, James Cameron, Kim Kardashian, Sundance, Editing, Came…

NFTs! What the Fuck are they? Erin thought they were stupid, so it was David’s duty to research the topic and relay what he found in a way that would make Erin NOT want to kill herself out of boredom. If you listen, you’ll find out if he succeeded, AND you’ll learn a thing or three. #SpoilerAlert – Erin’s still alive. Other topics include: 2022 Pre…

Santa Claus takes time out of his busy schedule of toy making and spa hopping to join us live! We ply him with hardball questions, and lay down the facts about him and Jesus, then decide who’s better! Who is better? A guy who pretended to die for your sins and makes you feel guilty about it, or a very large man who sneaks into your home and leaves …

Guilty much? Nathan helps us navigate through the facts of the Kyle Rittenhouse Killing Case, then we evaluate whether the verdict was just, or not, AND render our own. Tune in and we will let you know what to think. #YoureWelcome Other topics include: Judge Schroeder, GOP, Republicans, The Right, Capitalism, Santa Clause, Lifelock, Zombies, Vampir…

Off Menu Rip-off. What is your dream meal, in a fantasy world of no consequences? Starter, Main, Beverage, Dessert, etc. We are joined by a World-Famous Chef who validates our choices. What do you think we picked? … Ripped off from James Acaster & Ed Gambles podcast Off Menu. Other Topics Include: Nathan’s hairdo, American Birthright, Nathan’s pate…

Simone Biles vs The FBI. Erin tells us a little bit about how the FBI and The USA Gymnastics Association failed the girls and women they were supposed to protect, and how those women are now exposing everyone involved. #YouGoGirl Other topics include: Big Brother 23, BB23, The Cookout, Xavier, Nathan made a commercial for Halloween Nights @ Eastern…

Who Won the Met Gala 2021? We review pics of some of the attendees of this year’s fundraiser. It’s not clean, it’s not pretty, and it’s definitely NOT fashion, but it is controversial. Unfortunately, time did not permit us to consider every single guest, but we did pick a winner. Other topics include: Amy Sedaris, Aunt Josie, Nathan taught an Impro…

Corporate Quiz. How well do you know the corporations that own your world? David administers a shockingly difficult quiz. Let us know how many answers you got right! Other Topics Include: Emily Von Edmondson vies for the title as our #1 Fan!, Rolling Stone Interviews, De La Soul, Minnie Riperton, #TimesUp, Joe Biden, Cuomo, Roberta Kaplan, Children…

Delta Variant, OR Cruel Hoax? We originally scheduled Nurse Sandy’s return to the show, but she had to bow out, as she was needed in the ER due to unvaccinated people experiencing a new surge in Covid cases. So, that answered our first and second questions, mainly about the validity of the plague. She did send us sad quotes about Covid Casualties, …

David recently diagnosed himself with an eating disorder, so he felt qualified to lead us through a quick examination of the 13 officially recognized eating disorders, and a few edited questions that will tell you if you have one, or not. Dr. Anna, a real-life psychologist makes a surprise appearance, which gives the podcast an air of authenticity.…

PETA! Is it an animal shelter or a slaughterhouse? Through quotes from the founder, facts and statistics released by the organization, Erin enlightens us. Buckle up, cause it’s shocking. Other topics include: The Truth Behind Peta, Steve Hofstetter, #BoycottKroger, Baby Velour Von Edmondson’s yoga and push up regimen, Nathan’s return to Improv, Mik…

You are a lying sack of Bitch! David Monster administers a test and the results reveal surprising things about you. Keep score. Trust us, you’ll want to know where you stand. This podcast ends up being unexpectedly timely and productive. #YoureWelcome Other Topics Include: Is Joe Biden just Donald Trump minus the attitude?, American Birthright Docu…

SPACE TOURISM. Billionaires Jeff Bezos, Richard Branson, & Elon Musk are launching their own rockets into space. What on Earth are they doing up there? Nathan breaks it down for us, the pros & the cons. The other hosts and listeners have something to say about it, never at a loss to share their opinions. What do you think? Other Topics Include: Nat…

Weird Holidays. Did you know that every day is a holiday? Erin takes us on a tour of all the lesser-known celebrations we should be observing, then reveals the controversial origin they all share. #MindBlown Other Topics include: Erin’s Birthday Cake, Nathan’s violent hatred of Sloppy Joe’s, David’s all beef diet, Ethel Waters, Lil Nas x & his back…

Interview with Trans writer, actress, and business owner, Gabriella Rafiele about being Transgender, working in Hollywood, and living in this big, wide, wacky world. Other Topics Include: Carl Nassib, Coming Out, NFL, Identity, Teachers, Cancel Culture, Death, Responsibility & Redemption, Nathan’s Father’s Day Feast, Pittsburgh, Velour & Velveteen …