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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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There’s a world of heavyweight creators out there, and we love checking in on them. Our favorite Raider fan Micheal Ray Bower is busy maintaining two channels, one on his favorite sportsball team and one about his never-ending bouts of depression and anxiety. Can you guess which one is more entertaining? What’s better than hot dogs and corn? Chocol…
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Aaron Imholte has spent another weekend combing over what all the haters have to say about him, and is now scrambling to try to change public perception with an overt change to his show that people have been asking for throughout his YouTube tenure. Keanu C. Thompson may be overstepping her talent allocation by trying to host her own show, but she …
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It’s a late night fudge-fest, with Aaron making some bold moves and really struggling with his goals this week. This man is getting run in to the ground daily, as he admits more and more the flailing nature of whatever is left of this aspiring radio-like career. How can this go on? Is he preparing to dump Johnny, or is the recent teasing and belitt…
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Aaron Imholte is more panicked than ever, and he can’t stop dreaming about the expansion of his dying show. Watch the cognitive dissonance in real time for some of the best laughs of our time! Patrick has a new Rode Caster and he’s embarrassed about all of the cables nd equipment that this one simple box is replacing. Or is it? Patrick proceeds to …
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Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton
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Late show, hate show, sorry ya had to wait show! Aaron Imholte, the only remaining full-time employee of the Steel Toe Morning Show is starting to run out of ideas, but that’s not going to let him stop from pitching old ones wrapped up in some used trash glitter he found in his car seat after one of SlamPigs kids had to take an art project home fro…
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It’s Tuesday night and there’s so much Toe to cover that you can bet your family’s Chinese restaurant library that we will be talking about Aaron Imholte and his issues. Let’s dive deeper in to some of our other favorite curiosities as well. Have you guys met Royce? Woah… We catch up with NLO favorite home chef Simply Sara. Mersh is yelling about R…
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Another day, another dollar, and every dollar helps us get to that elusive goal! Aaron Imholte is fully down a rabbit hole of hope, delusion and distraction as he keeps leaning in to imaginary crimes by the host of this program to misdirect you from the very real problems and accusations looming over his slowly-balding head. Josh Denny is losing it…
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What a special day! It’s a day off for Aaron Imholte, chief lolcow of Steel Toe Media Inc. The recent alleged felon and sex crime perpetrator was in court today to put his finger in his ears and refuse to take accountability for his horrific revenge porn stunt that he committed live on air – once again, allegedly. Patrick had a message from Nick Re…
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The Steel Toe Morning Show has been around for ten years, and no one has less of an idea about its future like its host and creator, Aaron Imholte. Let’s catch up with the roller coaster of emotions that Aaron has been on for the last 24 hours, and examine where Aaron has come from in order to understand where he wants the program to go in the futu…
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What an event-filled weekend, as Aaron allows his need to be in front of an audience backfire on him completely in an emotionally embarrassing confrontation on some Irish tv channel. The Aussie Guy springs questions on Aaron in a manner that could be the best we have seen yet, but Aaron was ready because his ride-or-die rebound side-chick has filed…
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Another day, another dollar, and every dollar helps us get to that elusive goal! Aaron Imholte is fully down a rabbit hole of hope, delusion and distraction as he keeps leaning in to imaginary crimes by the host of this program to misdirect you from the very real problems and accusations looming over his slowly-balding head. Josh Denny is losing it…
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Bon Dia! Aaron Imholte has been dodgy for weeks about exactly what it is that Patrick did that has him and the rest of the autistics on a BBS convinced that Patrick has bodies in the basement, First it was a cupholder joke. Then it was a pile of stuff people were sending him. Then it was reddit. But now there’s a fresh take. Aaron, via his yesterda…
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Aaron Imholte, alleged sex crime felon and wannabe radio man, is back from another weekend of visiting his children in shared custody, and the projection about his inability to be left alone with his own kids has his broken his brain. We watch a man who is legally no longer allowed to discuss his own life on his own show exploit a crippled friend a…
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After making the news around the world for sharing sexual photos of a woman without consent, and the allegations from his ex-wife of head-butting and choking abuse, Aaron Imholte is cracking at the seams! He cannot stop steering what’s left of his program in to the rocky shores of racism, antisemitism, bigotry and slander! After attempting to do a …
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Of course Aaron Imholte is not going to let multiple active restraining orders and repeated allegations of spousal abuse and harassment bring him down! It will only be a few days before Leighton Broadcasting powers up their stick and allows Aaron to take Minnesota FM airwaves by storm once again. Right? And Johnny and Matt are going to be loyal to …
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Aaron Imholte has turned himself in after hiding all weekend at his cabin with is parents and fat daughter. After his arraignment and subsequent bail, will we know anything new with which to wager on the future lolz of Leighton Broadcasting’s newest addition to the Minnesota airwaves? Or will this latest mistake (no offense Emily Imholte) jeopardiz…
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Patrick is back on United States soil, and for some reason it’s way sticker than when he left! Everyone has gone to court, and some of the picture is becoming much clearer while parts of it become muddier by the day. April appears in court, and her strategy in conjunction with the Rekieta’s seems confusing at best. Aaron’s flapping has come back to…
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Patrick is wrapping up his Eruotrip! As agreed, he’s carted himself off to the Eastern bloc and is going to be telling you about all the Estonian thing he can think of. Fresh off a night of drinking with locals and tourists, and barely making it back to his hotel in a drunken stupor, the alcohol has worn off and the fluids have been replenished eno…
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It is not going well for Aaron Imholte. Not only has his marriage and his show crumbled around him in the first half of 2024, but The Steel Toe Morning Show has a future wrapped up in uncertainty. Will Aaron Imholte be returning to local FM radio with Leighton Broadcasting in Minnesota, spewing his racism and homophobia enveloped in begging to the …
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Aaron Imholte is FREAKING OUT! We have never seen the host of the Steel Toe Morning Show have more panic in his voice than we can today, after just a couple of days defending his abysmal performance at his shell of a celebration for ten years of who-knows-what. The cope and anger at Patrick is real, as Aaron cannot stop talking about all things Mel…
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This weekend was the 10th Anniversary live show and meetup for th Steel Toe Morning Show. There isn’t much to celebrate in mid-Minnesota. for Aaron Imholte. He has lost his wife, his dignity, and most of his friends over the past year. He’s had to resort to trying to throw a roast for himself, and then cancelling it due to lack of participation and…
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It’s Friday and Patrick would be pleased to show up in a rectangle and dance like a clown for you amusement. There’s so much Steel Toe stuff to catch up on, and it’s Friday so the party is on, but we will stumble our way through it the best we can. Let’s get it, baby! Let’s get the latest info about the Steel Toe 10th Anniversary Party, with specia…
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What is it about the goal the governs Aaron Imholte’s entire life? He needs to goal to live, pay bills, take care of his children, buy energy drinks, play golf and so much more. But what is it about the goal that gives Aaron his self-worth? We watch Aaron’s mood rise and fall with the prospects of making the goal. We watch his self-worth plummet as…
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More documents that aren’t about him means more chest pounding and chastising by Aaron Imholte, aka Captain Mooby of the S.S. Boooooo! Climb aboard with Patrick as we watch some of the latest Moobs there is to Moob! Johnny Krutches is on his last leg. Matt doesn’t know what’s going on. But did you hear about Whistin’ Pete? And these documents tell …
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A new day, a new dawn! Let’s watch Aaron Imholte try to celebrate his husk of a show while he has impending court dates, one for his own violation of a restraining order by his first wife Ashley Larue, and one (probable) for snitching on his second wife and her current money-rod, Nick Rekieta. And the best part is that Aaron cannot shut his mouth a…
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It’s Friday, and that means the goal pretty much takes care of itself! Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show is still trying to misdirect you like a street magician, wanting you to focus on the crimes of his ex-wife April Anderson and vlog-lawyer Nick Rekieta. He”ll even talk some trash about his old friends Geno and Kiki if necessary. He n…
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Another day closer to making our nut, Patrick is back to regale you with stories from far and wide. It’s training Tuesday and if there’s time we are going to need to see everyone in the break room for some serious educational edification. Mersh continues to bash Rumble, his once source of constant income for the past few years, cementing his perman…
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Aaron Imholte is gaslighting the world, making everyone who will listen think that his friends and co-hosts are abandoning him and his program because they’ve been co-opted by the lies of his ex-wife. What he doesn’t want you to remember is that every woman he’s ever been with has called him a monster, and alleged physical and psychological abuse o…
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Patrick is cranky and it must be a curse! The whole show comes crashing down and Patrick ignores warnings that he is upsetting the copyright gods by watching Gino and Jasmine from 90-Day Fiance. Watch as it all comes crashing down live, minus the parts TLC made NLO delete, of course. So enjoy a butchered up version of what was! Patrick is annoyed b…
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It’s Thursday and Patrick hasn’t watched the reddest man alive in awhile, so let’s see what the old crab is up to! Let’s see how many times we can catch Kevin Brennan in his own hypocrisy. Patrick has the lefties triggered and he’s going to double down on it, snowflakes! Steel Toes Aaron Imholte gets trolled via email again and can’t help himself. …
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It’s Wednesday night, but Patrick can’t get weird with you this Friday so we have to do it tonight! Come gather around your whatever and feel a little what have you! Come get grounded in the energy that is Melton and whatever he wants to talk about tonight. Don’t force it. Let’s feel it and ride the wave. Like an Ouija board, the spirits will be gu…
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We have almost caught up on the lies and spin coming out of trash-town Minnesota as Aaron Imholte seems to think he’s slipped responsibility for the accusations of his domestic abuse. Patrick has noticed a trend and thinks there’s another Steel Toe shakeup coming down the chute, and Aaron is holding on to Matt for dear life. Summer Sinclair may hav…
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Patrick is back from beating off bears deep in the bush, and of course Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show has been busy trying to convince everyone that he’s moved on while doing nothing but dwelling on his past. Watch a man try to discredit his ex-wife more and more to misdirect your attention away from the allegations of domestic abuse…
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Don’t tell, but we’re about to have some FUN! Come catch up with Patrick for a night of complaints and compliments, apologies and admonishments! Steel Toe Aaron Imholte is in a death spiral and wants you thinking about anything other than the allegations that he assaulted his wife. It’s the final hours of Prime Day and you better get your deals now…
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I don’t know what to tell ya, bud! Patrick is determined to stay away from Steel Toe Morning Show and Aaron Imholte today. We go over a new guy, named Alex Chiu, who has some advice on how you can use one can opener for the rest of your life. He also sells immoratlity rings so you can live forever, so that’s convenient that you’ll be saving so much…
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Over the weekend things have gotten even more sad for Minnesota’s most mid wannabe broadcaster, Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show. His woman has left him, his show is a shell of what it ever was, and the allegations mounting that this man abused his wife and possibly other women are mounting by the day. Will Aaron ever be able to escape…
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The walls are closing in on Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show, a failing racist hatecast he runs out of his basement in Minnesota. After losing his wife April Anderson to another man and running his once-mid show in to the ground at the expense of his personal life, he now faces mounting allegations of domestic abuse from his ex-wife, a…
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Keanu Thompson has spilled her tiny little beans about the atrocities of Aaron Imholte. It’s everything we already knew, but it’s good to see the slowest amongst us finally catching up! You want teasers? Aaron lied about paying Keanu and Geno, lied about communications, put words in people’s mouths, and most importantly he all but strangled his chi…
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Aaron Imholte hid from the internet last week hiding from the internet, after court documents alleging his abuse of his ex-wife have leaked to the internet. Aaron has spent months digging in to the personal life of his former wife and polycule partners, drooling over salacious details of court documents and releasing his own anecdotes about his per…
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Patrick finishes watching the final show from Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show for the Fourth of July week. Aaron is in a tailspin as he tries to get the collective internet to stop paying attention to the texts from his ex-wife alleging that he assaulted her while they were married. Watch as he continues to ruin his program in the pursu…
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Aaron Imholte is spending the holiday weekend trying to bond with his parents after years of estrangement because of his recent ex-wife April Anderson, and maybe after a weekend of hot dogs and sparklers the neglectful dad will feel comfortable enough to put his arm around his own daughter. Aaron continues to try to distort reality by banning detra…
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Aaron Imholte has been accused of domestic violence by April Anderson, formerly April Imholte, in court documents that leaked over the weekend. Aaron is in full sweep mode, trying to bury and cover the accusations with many different versions of cope, including calling his ex-wife Ashley Larue a liar, making up alternative timelines to distance him…
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