Best Praline Podcasts (2024)

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A Gentiles Guide to Genitalia 1:00:56

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Send us a text Paul uses his divining rod to find how best to achieve divination on one's rod. We cut straight to the point as Paul jumps from circumcision to castration in a single verse. Give some people an inch, and they take a mile. These beliefs just won't cut it in today's world. As we briskly head into foreshadowed (& fore-skinned) territory…

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Cinema Gems 460: The Day After Tomorrow (2004) 37:17

2h ago37:17

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss The Day After Tomorrow from 2004.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 459: Ds9 Past Tense Pt. 1&2 (1995) 32:01

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Ds9 Past Tense Pt. 1&2 from 1995.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems: 458: The World Is Not Enough (1999) 38:43

10d ago38:43

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss The World Is Not Enough from 1999.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Pastor Paul and Them 'Phesian Boys 1:01:30

18d ago1:01:30

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Send us a text "Pauline, Pauline, Pauline, Paaaauuullliiiineeee, I'm begging of you please don't write my man." - Every woman; c. 60-61 ad Trust me, you do NOT want your man hanging out with Paul. Paul is like that guy who talks your dude into staying out all night at the club knowing good and damn well y'all had plans to clean out the garage and g…

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Cinema Gems 457: Licence to Kill (1989) 38:57

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Licence to Kill from 1989.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 456: Live And Let Die (1973) 36:05

25d ago36:05

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Live and Let Die from 1973.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 455: On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) 46:32

1M ago46:32

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss ON Her Majesty's Secret Service.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Pauline's Pralines with a Side of Divinity 1:03:51

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Send us a text Hey there Heathens, hope you've got your sweet teeth on because we're about to sink ours into some of Paul's sweetest treats for Christian Men! Fellas, have you ever been practicing your faith, minding your own business when all the jibber jabber from the fairer sex makes you lose your concentration on the teachings of brainwashery? …

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Cinema Gems 454: Goldfinger (1964) 36:28

2M ago36:28

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss the classic Bond film Goldfinger from 1964.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 453: Top Secret (1984) 31:36

2M ago31:36

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Top Secret from 1984.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Better Paul Saul 59:30

2M ago59:30

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Send us a text Imagine this. Your name is Saul. You're on your way to a dumb ass kiss or something, when BOOM! God turns on the fluorescents and Jesus says "Whatcha doin' in mah waters?" Next thing you know, there are scales falling out of your eyeballs. You told everyone your name was Saul, but it was loud, and everyone thought you said Paul. Now …

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Cinema Gems 452: SpongeBob Squarepants Movie (2004) 30:07

2M ago30:07

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss SpongeBob Squarepants Movie from 2004.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 451: Splash (1984) 32:55

2M ago32:55

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Splash from 1984.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 450: Twelve O'clock High (1949) 28:13

2M ago28:13

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Twelve O'clock High from 1949.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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...And Allah Came a Spider... 1:05:09

2M ago1:05:09

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Send us a text Well, it was inevitable. We always knew this day would come. Today we're talking about Islam, but before you get mad at us, just know that it's mostly a True-Crime episode. We go over the "ministry" of Saeed Hanaei of Mashad, Iran. A bold man who decided to take it upon himself to eradicate his city of opportunities to sin. Did he bu…

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Cinema Gems 449: The Crow (1994) 31:45

3M ago31:45

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discussBy The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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A Latter a Day keeps the Saints away 1:22:19

3M ago1:22:19

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Send us a text The Mormons have been on our radar for a solid minute, most of our lives to be honest. What is it about those pasty white boys, and their multiple wives? Is it the secret underwear? Is it the special gold plates that only Joseph Smith could read? Is it the indentured servitude of all young men to go, and spread the message to the mas…

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Cinema Gems 448: Roadhouse (1989) 32:37

3M ago32:37

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Roud House from 1989.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 447: Bad Batch Sn 3 (2024) 37:54

3M ago37:54

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Bad Batch Sn 3.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 446: Timecop (1994) 32:19

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss the Jean Claude Van Damme vehicle Timecop from 1994.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Take This Job, and Shove It! 1:13:54

3M ago1:13:54

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Send us a text 'Cause we ain't working here no more. By "working" we mean talking about; and by "here" of course we're referring to the Book of Job! This pile of reasons to worship god is flimsier than the competitors brand on a paper towel commercial. Job gets "comforted" by some of the worst chuckleheads on earth, and above. Tune in to hear the e…

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Cinema Gems 445: Fallout Sn. 1 (2024) 35:52

4M ago35:52

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Amazon Prime original Fallout Sn 1.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 444: The Mummy (1999) 47:57

4M ago47:57

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss The Mummy from 1999.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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"Memorial Day? More like Scrape Boils All Day, Am I rite?" - Job 51:26

4M ago51:26

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Send us a text Hey there gang! We're getting into the good parts of the story of Job. You know, the part where he starts scraping his skin off with a piece of old pottery his wife threw at him when she was telling him to curse god, and die. It's pretty much his prized possession at this point. Like that part in The Jerk, where Steve Martin just sta…

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Cinema Gems 443: RadioLand Murders (1994) 26:20

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Radio Land Murders from 1994.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 442 : Star Trek 3: Search For Spock (1984) (Copy) 48:37

4M ago48:37

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Star Trek 3: Search For Spock.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 442 : Star Trek 3: Search For Spock (1984) 48:37

4M ago48:37

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Star Trek 3: Search For Spock.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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God Damns Job like a Mother Fucker 59:12

4M ago59:12

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Send us a text It's our 50th episode, and we want to wish a Happy Mother's Day to all who celebrate! Speaking of mom's, everyone knows the only way to truly know if a person is loyal to you is to completely eradicate of all forms of happiness that they have experienced. You're going to want them sitting in a pile of ash, and screaming their lamenta…

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Cinema Gems : Ghostbusters II (1989) 40:14

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Ghostbuster II from 1989.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 440: Abyss (1989) 37:07

5M ago37:07

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss The Abyss from 1989.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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God Hands Job Blows From The Devil 55:53

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Send us a text Welcome back to Sunday school kids. Sister Wilburn is still out with the flu, so Brother Jason is gonna tell you little fuckers all about the legend of Job. Hope you've got your loins girded, because we're about to shiver your timbers, and test your faith. Say your prayers little Job, don't forget my son to include everyone, I'll bet…

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Cinema Gems 439; this Is Spinal Tap (1984) 44:15

5M ago44:15

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss This Is Spinal Tap from 1984.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 438: Godzilla (1954) 37:45

5M ago37:45

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Godzilla from 1954.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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The Japanese Jesus, and Mark's Little Secret 1:10:14

5M ago1:10:14

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Send us a text In this episode, we'll explore the Great Mysteries surrounding the (love) life and (elderly) death of everyone's favorite Son of G.O.D., I'm taking about ol' J to the C. Yeah, you know He! What you might not know is that He was keepin' it on the down low, bein' bad at the pad, wearing nothing but linen, 'bout to do some sinnin'. "Jes…

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Cinema Gems 437: Dr Strangelove (1964) 52:38

6M ago52:38

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Dr Strangelove from 1964.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 436: Dune (1984) 35:14

6M ago35:14

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss 1984's Dune.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Easter Bound and Down feat. Blake Jones 51:20

6M ago51:20

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Send us a text Look, just because a bunch of dudes in chest armor and cheerleader skirts nailed you to a tree on Friday, doesn't mean you can't still get up with your boys on Sunday! Roll that boulder, and grab a rolling rock with your Peter, and start building that church on the rock! Speaking of rock, we're joined for this quiz show episode by Bl…

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Cinema Gems 435: Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) 35:40

6M ago35:40

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Kung Fu Panda 3 from 2016.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 434: Double Dragon (1994) 33:32

6M ago33:32

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Double Dragon from 1994.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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The "Potiphar" at the End of the Rainbow 1:09:50

6M ago1:09:50

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Send us a text In the Season 4 Premiere of Heretics' Social Club, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to all who celebrate the colonial erasure of the indigenous Irish druids who once inhabited the Emerald Isle. Yet another "Hallmark Holiday" created by the folks who want Earth devoid of any cultural ceremony that doesn't celebrate the imaginary frie…

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Cinema Gems 433: 2024 Oscars Noms 34:50

7M ago34:50

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss 2024 Oscar Nominations.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 432: Thumbelina (1994) 44:49

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Thumbelina from 1994.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 431: Kingsmen The Secret Service (2014) 44:21

7M ago44:21

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Kingsmen The Secret Service from 2014.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 430: Mutant Chronicles (2009) 45:07

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Mutant Chronicles from 2009.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Enthusiastically Stupid: Unclean Adult = Fun Teen Cult? 1:29:16

7M ago1:29:16

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Send us a text Hey, before we start this SEASON FINALE, let me ask you all a question. Y'all ever wish you were part of a gang of unruly youfs roaming the streets smoking lots of cigarettes while doing fun felonies like graffiti, and petty theft? Consider Enthusiastic Sobriety. It's a new super fun cool way to stay off drugs by engaging in various …

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Cinema Gem 429: Dr. Who 2023 Specials 48:59

7M ago48:59

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss the Dr Who 2023 specials.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Was Jesus Hung like a Carpenter or More Like a God? 1:03:33

8M ago1:03:33

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Send us a text This week we investigate the final section of John's Gospel wherein the Christ is Crucified for OUR SINS! That's right, we did this, and it's all our fault. God knew that one day we'd all be little heathens, so he sent himself to die for us to protect us from himself! Now let's go masturbate in the shower with half a bottle of nice s…

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Cinema Gems 428: Scott Pilgrim Takes Off (2023) 34:53

8M ago34:53

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss Scott Pilgrim Takes Off streaming on Netflix.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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Cinema Gems 427: The Flintstones (1994) 32:10

8M ago32:10

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This week in the last video store near you The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro get together in the break room to discuss The Flintstones from 1994.By The Admirable Admiral and But Maestro

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