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TRR1179_03_20_23 - Steve Ashton - Beer Taste Test
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On today's #TheRalphReport: A boozy blind taste-test for MUNCHIN' MONDAY! A shopping mall you're forbidden to whistle in! And, join us in sending all our love to STEVE ASHTON!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1174 03 13 23 - Oscars Recap - Peeps - Evil Insects
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On today's #TheRalphReport : We look at last night's OSCARS telecast! Eddie battles an ARMY of THOUSANDS! And, our MUNCHIN' MONDAY taste-test of some of the newest PEEPS flavors!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1170 03 07 23 - TV Tunes - Zorro - Arnold Vs Bigots
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On today's #TheRalphReport : The TEN baby names that are DYING OUT! Arnold goes TERMINATOR on bigots! And, we celebrate the legend of ZORRO!!!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1168_03_03_23 - Game Show - Video Vault - UK Update
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The GARMY raises money to FIGHT MS! Remakes from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the GARMY GAME SHOW asks, "DO YOU KNOW YOUR BEARS?!"Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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Hollywood Babble-On 402: Heart Attack Quinquennial - 02/25/2023
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Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA on February 25, 2023, exactly five years after Kevin's heart attack.By Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
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TRR1161_02_22_23 - UK Update - One Hit Wonder - Famous Deaths
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! (Yes, it's ASH(ton) WEDNESDAY!) Eddie goes to WAR with a WHOLE COUNTRY! And, we've got an ANGELIC "One-Hit Wonder" for you!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1157_02_15_23 - One Hit Wonders - UK Update - Creepy Commercials
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The return of TED LASSO! Is it the creepiest WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS ever?! And a classic ONE-HIT WONDER from the 80's!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1153_02_08_23 - Super Bowl parties - UK Update
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Would you pay more for "good" movie seats?! And, the best Super Bowl PARTY FOODS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1143_01_24_23 - Holidays - Charity - TV Tunes
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On today's #TheRalphReport : The worst TV TUNES TUESDAY ever! The Garmy raises even MORE money for charity! And, HAPPY "TALK LIKE A GRIZZLED PROSPECTOR" DAY!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1137_01_16_23 - Fish Casinos - Chocolate - NFL Playoffs
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On today's #TheRalphReport : The weekend's NFL GAMES! It's a bittersweet edition of MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Do REAL MEN change tires?! And, we expose the seedy world of FISH CASINOS!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1135_01_12_23 - Condoms - Meditation
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Sex U. wraps things up! We reach the BOILING POINT! And, Eddie chooses a YOGI for spiritual guidance!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
On today's #TheRalphReport : "Who's your DADDY?!" Ralph LOVES razors! And, we continue THE YEAR OF LARRY with a salute to the voice of the first animated version of THE JOKER!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The Garmy feeds some hungry folks for the holidays! The best MOVIES nobody is making! A classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY COCOA DAY!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1117 12 07 22 - One Hit Wonders - Xmas Duet - UK Update
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie perform their first ever Christmas DUET! Get stuffed with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, who invented SANTA?!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1108_11_10_22 - Sex U. - U.S. Marines - Looney Tunes
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On today's #TheRalphReport : The man behind the MUSIC of the LOONEY TUNES! Euphemisms for SEX all through history! And, happy 247th birthday to the U.S. MARINE CORPS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1101_11_01_22 - TV Tunes - Dia de los Muertos - Citizen of the Week
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On today's #TheRalphReport : TV TUNES TUESDAY gives us the blues! The amazing GARMY raises money to FEED THE HUNGRY! Meet the TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, Happy DIA DE LOS MUERTOS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1097_10_25_22 - Chucky - Wolves - TV Tunes
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On today's #TheRalphReport : This TV TUNES TUESDAY is murder! A salute to GREASY FOODS! The Garmy rescues WOLVES! And HAPPY CHUCKY DAY!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1095_10_21_22 - NFL - Robbie Coltrane - Garmy Game Show
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve "The Spark" Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, our VIDEO VAULT salute to the late, great ROBBIE COLTRANE!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1088_10_12_22 - One Hit Wonder - Candi Milo - UK Update
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On today's #TheRalphReport : @steveashton's UK UPDATE! We salute @eddiepence with a HAIKU! The best day for a ONE-HIT WONDER! And, a fascinating interview with voice-over star @candimilo about her wild childhood and new book, SURVIVING THE ODD! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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Hollywood Babble-On 401: 10/08/2022
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Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at the SModcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on October 8th, 2022.By Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
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TRR1083_10_4_22 - TV Tunes - Pumpkin Hate - Vodka Day
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On today's #TheRalphReport : The return of DR. FUCKPUMPKIN! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY to keep you company! And, HAPPY VODKA DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
On today's #TheRalphReport: Surprising ways SEX makes you HEALTHIER! RIP Coolio! And, the 100 GREATEST TV SHOWS of all time?! REALLY?! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1073 09 20 22 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twisters - NFL
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Never forget: "Feel free to believe!" The GARMY raises money for DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS! Twisted TONGUES! And, a spacey TV TUNES TUESDAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1068 09 13 22 - Sex Music - Adam West - TV Themes
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On today's #TheRalphReport : What's on your SEX PLAYLIST? Boozy TONGUE TWISTERS! An all-American TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, the Garmy pays tribute to TV's BATMAN, Adam West!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
On today's #TheRalphReport : HOT FUDGE, HOLY MOLEY! It's FRIDAY! With Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We salute actors gone too soon with the VIDEO VAULT! Class is in session with the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, the hottest new fashion sensation, SEMEN JEWELRY!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a brutal TONGUE TWISTER TUESDAY! Meet the FURRIES for CHRIST! And, the story of a TV show about "Bobby", a kind-hearted, leather-jacketed drunk from New Jersey! (But, they named the show after a doctor for some reason. The fools.)SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport…
On today's #TheRalphReport : It's Eddie VS The Criminals! We try homemade MUSTARD DONUTS! And, hear about the GAME SHOW where everybody hated Ralph!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
On today's #TheRalphReport : The legend of THE GREAT CAKE DISASTER! Who gave us the MIDDLE FINGER? And, we try RAISING CANE'S CHICKEN FINGERS to see if they're worth the wait!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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Hollywood Babble-On 400: 08/05/2022
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Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live at Flapper's Comedy Club in Burbank, CA on August 5th, 2022.By Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Life is a BEACH! Knott's BURY Farm?! And, Eddie learns the magic of a COFFEE ICE CREAM MILKSHAKE!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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399: San Diego Comic-Con 2022 - 07/23/2022
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SEE BABBLE-ON LIVE - Fri. 8/5 https://bit.ly/babble-400Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman perform live from the Mooby's Pop-Up at the Tin Roof, San Diego during San Diego Comic-Con 2022.By Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
On today's #TheRalphReport : It's the ... TERROR OF THE MONKEY! Plus, good COWBOYS and bad COWBOYS! And, we ask "Are MASKS sexy?"SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1021 07 04 22 - 4th Of July - Ketchup Popsicles
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! On today's #TheRalphReport : The GARMY raises money to help a family in crisis! And, on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY we try a frozen treat from Canada … KETCHUP POPSICLES!SUBSCRIBE: wwww.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1019 06 30 22 - Bank Robbers - Sex Rooms - KISS
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The BEST bank robber in the WORLD! KISS pisses off a country! And, tips on how to make your own SEX ROOM!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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398: Hollywood Babble-On - 06/11/2022
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Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman return to Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA to Babble-On. Recorded live on June 11, 2022By Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
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TRR1009 06 06 22 - Spreading Our Meat - Star Wars - Drive In Movies
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On today's #TheRalphReport : What's up with OBI-WAN?! We finally SPREAD OUR MEAT! And, Happy 89th Birthday to the DRIVE-IN MOVIES! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR1006 06 01 22 - One Hit Wonders - The Queen - Male Bimbo
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : All eyes are on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, what do you call a male "bimbo"? And, Steve Ashton pays "tribute" (?) to the Queen in today's UK UPDATE! We hope she's listening!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR991 05 09 22 - Jaw Pain - Mayo Vs Miracle Whip
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On today's #TheRalphReport : "Attack of the KILLER JAW: The Final Chapter"(?) America has a national MAMMAL?! And, finally, a battle to the death: MIRACLE WHIP vs MAYO! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR985 04 25 22 - TMJ - Oral Sex - Munchin' Monday
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On today's #TheRalphReport : The terrible tales of TMJ! The GARMY raises MORE money for CHARITY! And, SHALOM! It's GEFILTE FISH on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Subscribe: www.Patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR982 04 20 22 - One Hit Wonders - Ventriloquists
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On today's #TheRalphReport : THE FLASH is fucked up! We import our ONE-HIT WONDER from Germany! The all-time best COMEDY SONG! And, the world's greatest VENTRILOQUIST! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
