Hey Beaches, this is the last pod from us till October, We recorded it at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal last Wednesday and we had a lot of fun. Feel free to message us in the mean time. The patreon is paused, but still active. We might post some updates in there. Otherwise you know how to get ahold of us, but if you don't... TEXT your BA…

Hey Beaches, happy Monday! Here's the last episode before the live episode, which is the last episode before we take a break. We hope you're having a cool one. BetterHelp is online therapy that offers video, phone, and even live chat-only therapy sessions. So you don’t have to see anyone on camera if you don’t want to. It’s much more affordable tha…

Hey Beaches, we're rounding out the last few eps of the pod before our break and discuss our return in October. That's right: our return. Anyways, we talk about discovering Mouse's left-handedness, and Rosie uncovers a traumatic childhood memory. It's fun. BetterHelp is online therapy that offers video, phone, and even live chat-only therapy sessio…

Fresh back from Upstate, a very delirious Andy and Rosie talk about the trip, being stuck hosting for the rest of their lives, comedy. and a run in with a rattlesnake. Thanks for all the birthday wishes. BetterHelp is online therapy that offers video, phone, and even live chat-only therapy sessions. So you don’t have to see anyone on camera if you …

Hey Beaches, This week we mainly talk about how bad the state of the nation is and how Rosebud wants to suicide bomb her uterus. It's fun! To learn more about what you can do to help with abortion rights and healthcare access go to podvoices.help. We encourage you to speak up, take care, and spread the word. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-54…

Hey Beaches, we're back, and we're still apart. Andy checks in on Rosie's wild weekend in Minneapolis where she made a man cry. Andy has some fun with zoom background, and we announce a pause. We love you. Hey you… Yeah, you! Got Bush™? You definitely do if you haven’t tried the best products from our sponsor today - MANSCAPED. Taking control of yo…

Hey Beaches, just a quick one from Andy this week because Andy and Rosie's schedule didn't align, and Mouse ran off with a Husky named "Bones". Hope you enjoy it, and we'll see you next time. Also, if you're a Patreon member, go check out the page to see what we've done to the tiers. If you want to keep getting the extra episode, you'll need to sig…

Hey we're back with another long distance episode. Andy is still in the UK, which he describes unenthusiastically, and Rosebud rubs her week of hermit style relaxation. She also talks about going on a boat, and seeing a play. Andy is just eating crisps. Sorry the sound is so bad. Rosebud refuses to download garageband. TEXT your BAD ADVICE question…

Hey Gang, we're back with another episode from Anita's basement. We talk tech scams, lived trauma, and Andy fans at Rosie's shows. Have a good week. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... I…

Live from Vancouver British Columbia at the JFL Northwest festival, but actually in our hotel room. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes…

After a little bit of a hiccup, we're back in business. We talk Rosie's last week at her job, drama in the podcast world, and the secret to socializing at a party: MAPS TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com…

Hey Beaches, we're back after a little exhaustion break to talk about our weeks. Andy retells his adventure of trying to go to a Freddie Gibbs concert, Rosebud revisits Van Life, and we give some bad advice. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind t…

TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.pa…

Recorded at the Creek and the Cave in Austin Texas. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/ros…

Hey Beaches, Happy Monday. On today's episode we talk about gun toting suburbanites, the financial perils of marriage, and we ask why do people have kids? We also read some bad advice and remind you to come to our live show this week at the Moontower Comedy Festival. You can do that right here. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave u…

Hey Beaches, This week on the pod we talk about Andy's new money making venture being a professional narc and probably getting beaten up. We also discuss Mouse's night in the limelight and some inappropriate DMs she sent to Jake Gyllenhaal. Happy Monday! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe t…

Hey Beaches, this week on the pod we talk about Take Your Husband to Work day at SNL, the rigorous demands of party/work life, and a bunch of other inanity. The interesting part was Andy was outgoing and even smiled when he talked to people. Happy Monday! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe …

Hey Beaches, We're back for another banger. Rosebud and Andy reunite for the first time in what seems like months, but it's only been ten days. We talk a little shop about the road and state of our long distance marriage, and then we dig into an incident at the AMC Burbank 16 this past week, where a "standup momic" performed for a captive audience …

Hey Beaches, This is a re-release of Friday's Patreon Episode; so if you aren't a Patreon member and missed this full episode it's your lucky week. Andy and Rosebud were down at SXSW this week and they did a live podcast as an event from the show. We are all super excited about this one and we just couldn't keep this one to ourselves. It was such a…

Hey Beaches, Getting this in just under the wire. Rosie and I recorded this this morning on little sleep before we flew to Austin for SXSW. We revisit some of our favorite moments over the last two years. We say it in the episode, but thank you for supporting us over the last two years, and thank you for all the sweet messages. We literally couldn'…

Hey Beaches, Andy is doing a solo episode while he is out on tour in Utah. He catches up with voicemails, emails, comments and other fan correspondence. Tune in and to see if he answers one of your questions! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Get 20% off + free shipping with the code [FYB] at mansca…

Hey Beaches, if you haven't heard by now, Rosie was hired as one of the new writers at SNL and she's real busy. So we're going to take a few weeks off of Monday episodes, but don't worry. We'll be back the 14th for our 2 year anniversary. Yee-haw. If you don't want to miss us for that long, head over to the Patreon and subscribe: http://www.patreon…

Honestly, I forgot what we talked about, but I think it was good. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach It's (past) Valentine's day, but get her something she'll ACTUALLY Love, The MANSCAPED™ …

Hey Beaches! We need you guys to weigh in, when on a familyu vacation is it appropriate to bring a slutty swimsuit? Is it okay to try and get laid on vacation? Rosebud needs answers while Andy is just happy to sit back and watch. Hear the debate and add your own thoughts on our new Voicemail! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us …

Hey Beaches! This week we hear your thoughts on Rosebud's desire for a no contact day. You all are apparently very opinionated on the matter. We also talk about Andy feeling bullied, if you should send texts with punctuation and as always, our ever impending divorce TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 It's almost Valentine's day, so get …

Hey Beaches, this week Rosebud and Andy discuss upset audience members including an email Rosebud received. Then Andy opens up the polls to see if it’s fair of Rosebud asks him for one day a week where he’s not allowed to ask questions. Happy Monday y’all; we have less than six weeks till Daylight savings. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-…

Hey Beaches! Today we read a riveting listener sex story that has us both stunned. We talk through hanging out with Rosebuds father, if rapist go to heaven and if we could land on our house from an airplane. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPED™ Products! So get you man, your dad, your brother, and f…

Hey Beaches! In this week’s episode we finally get to the bottom of the alcoholic twins with cancer bad advice question, Rosie tells us a sketch idea, and Andy warns about the perils of uncircumcised weiners. Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach​... PS: Forgot to mention it …

Hi Beaches, We're back and sicker than ever. We're hitting the road and catching all the variants! This week on the pod, we talk about why marriage requires amnesia, Rosebud caught something while touring Texas and Andy has space-y long covid. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPED™ Products! So get yo…

We did it folks!!! We made it to another year. We have no idea what that year entails, but we're here. This is our first live show recorded from Laughs Comedy Club in Seattle where we celebrated the Nuevo Ano, and took Bad Advice questions straight from the audience. Hope you enjoy, and if you're looking for the video, it's going up this week on th…

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Hi Beaches, Andy and Rosebud return from the the road to report on their journey from Texas to New Orleans and back home; ie the Covid Caravan. Specifically we discuss one harrowing night in a Roanoke Best Western and the real perils of a cute little mountain town. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPE…

Hi Beaches! This week on the pod, we're diving into the new season of "Dexter" and discussing why Michael C. Hall looks like musty theater boy. Rosebud calls out Juul for missing the perfect sponsorship opportunity and Andy is smooth as a dolphin after going nuts with his manscaped trimmer. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the sea…

Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, we're pissed about Roe v. Wade and break down Chinatown abortions. We also have an Italian guide to dating featuring the Cuomo bros and Rosebud has a spiritual experience with acupuncture. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPED™ Products! So get you man,…

Hi Beaches! This week on Find Your Beach, Andy and Rosebud talk about their family's bloody past, Andy has a new job and getting paid in crypto, all of Rosebud's friends are getting pregnant and having kids and we go over our Thanksgiving feast with Bobby Kelly and our fur daughter Mouse. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to …

The situation with our neighbor, the Great American Cunt, has grown even more. #MOUSEGATE is in full effect now. In addition you’ll hear our new takes about Tiger King and Kyle Rittenhouse and the general sense of tension in the world. Thank you Manscape for supporting the podcast. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Pat…

Hey Beaches, We're back for another Monday ep, unfortunately Rosie got stuck in the Orlando airport, so the we had to do this one over Zoom. We don't like it either! Good news is we're not traveling for a few, so expect that sweet sweet in studio look and feel for the next few of these. In this episode we talk about coaster life, relationship idiom…

Hi Beaches! Another podcast on the road. We seem to be doing podcasts and marriage virtually now. Rosebud is in DC with Bert, while Andy holds down the fort in New York City. Listen to all the great ways our lives and relationship improve when we are apart. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos…

Rosebud is still on the road and Andy is about to go on the road, but fate would have it that they had 3 hours in New York to throw passive aggressive barbs at each other while complaining about their decadent lives and occasionally expressing love. You know; the usual. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exc…

Hi Beaches! This week on the pod, we talk about the awkwardness of kissing a friend...on the mouth! Andy takes up spin cycling at home and Rosebud's feature comedy album "Whiskey Fists" can now be streamed on Pandora! Click the link to listen: https://800pgr.lnk.to/WhiskeyFists TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon…

Welcome back to the beach. For the record, Andy and Rosebud kissed and made up and installed a stylish "Countdown to Divorce" clock in the new bunker. We're taking bets. Also on the pod, Andy's Dad is digging through Rosebud's past skits, we read some of your heartfelt reviews and we still don't give a fuck about the leaves! TEXT your BAD ADVICE qu…

Hi Beaches! Full disclosure, it's been a rough week and it all started with a bad batch of mozzarella sticks. This week on Find your Beach, We listen to some of Rosebud's haunted sleep recordings, turns out she's possessed by the ghost of Annabelle. Andy and Rosebud argue about Fall and Justin Bieber and missing out on the beauties of the natural w…

Hi Beaches! Come on in, the water is warm! This week on Find Your Beach, Rosebud is kicked off ZocDoc for blowing off half the doctors in New York City, Andy breaks down his plan to invade the Mormon church and we discuss Dave Chappelle's controversial new Netflix special. Make sure you text us your BAD ADVICE questions and your CHILDHOOD TRAUMA st…

Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, we're talking about the absurdity of Squid Game, Rosebud reveals some top secret information about the new CDC covid guidelines and Andy talks about his side hustle of selling butthole pics online, you guys - business is booming! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe…

Hi Beaches! It's another special patreon episode of Find Your Beach. This week, we're tackling a very sensitive topic. The anatomy of a Karen. We dissect a perfect example of this modern day phenomenon. Also, we go over one of your BAD ADVICE questions and Rosebud and Andy talk about their upcoming trip to Iceland! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to…

Hi Beaches! Welcome back to the beach, pull up a chair. This week on the pod, Rosebud shares her odd experience with her therapist, Andy cums in Matrix code and we're celebrating our 1 year anniversary by busting out our freezer-burned wedding cake - it's disgusting. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclus…

Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to the Beach. This week on the pod, Joe Rogan got us all hyped on America and we're ready to rock out with the sheep! Rosebud talks about her plastic surgery journey and Andy contemplates killing his mom. It's a special episode just for the sexy Patreon members! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to…

Hi Beaches! This week on the pod, Andy is on the road being a good son and an even better nurse. Between putting on compression socks and filling up lemonade we managed to record a podcast. We talk about the art of small talk, needing to impress our parents and the reasons why you would call off work. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 …

Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to another episode of Find Your Beach. This week on the pod, we're discussing the struggles of a long distance marriage, Rosebud talks about locking her mom in an attic and fighting with Marc Maron and Andy shares the nuances of penis stretching techniques. It's a weird one. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395…

Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, Rosebud and Andy take a look at all of the crazy outfits from this year's MET Gala. From Kim Kardashian looking like everyone's nightmare to A$AP Rocky wearing a Captain Crunch Blanket, we are the fashion critics you didn't know you needed - we definitely know what we're talking about.…