It's series final time of two tv shows and a podcast! The Roswell gang is getting ready to hit the road and Liz is seeing the future. Roswell New Mexico offers a different kind of closure, but both eps feature a wedding and a slew of shippable moments. Plus, in a moment of fan service that serviced your hosts, Allie puts on the antenna headband!…

Tess is back and she brought the cutest baby in the universe. No, seriously, this baby actor is ultra cute in every shot. Over on Roswell, NM, Liz is losing it ("it" being her science brain) and the gang all meets up in the pocket dimension for a rescue mission. It mostly works. One more ep to go!

This week, we have an alien ship crash, a pocket universe proposal and a dying fiance reveal. Ryan and Patrick think that the last two happen in the wrong order.

It's a three-fer episode. OG Roswell enters a Prestige TV era and Roswell New Mexico plays with a pocket dimension and Bad Liz who our hosts root for until she's mean to Rosa.

Ryan and Patrick dig into the secrets of Metachem, the dynamics of a New England boarding school and the conflict between art and commerce on OG Roswell. On RNM, Liz is living a Western fantasy in a somewhat hokey but somehow charming alt-Roswell. Plus, Allie is here!

This week, we're back with the OG Roswell episode that is darkest for Maria stans, as she blithely goes around hurting her closest friends (and Jim Valenti) by being wrapped up in her nascent record deal. But, also? It's a freaking RECORD DEAL, so Ryan and Patrick support her hurtful ways. Over on Roswell NM, three episode's worth of action happens…

It's a double Roswell, New Mexico week! We talk Kyle/Isabel fallout, clu-velations and the moment late in the second episode that delighted Ryan the most.

This week OG Roswell is stuck in a sitcom and it's pretty great! Meanwhile, per usual there is a LOT happening on RoswellNM. Including a 40's flashback, Max keeping secrets, and a Mexico hookup that may lead to a very sad Kyle.

Your hosts start the ep discussing the OG Roswell New Years Episode! We have fun pairings, limited Alien action and a very charming Kyle. Roswell NM's Kyle is not having as good of a time, but he still might be having the best episode since he at least got a trip to Mexico

It's a all-Roswell, New Mexico ep! Patrick and Ryan return to talk through the first three episodes of the final season. There's proposal etiquette, a rundown on a slew of new characters and severe distaste for men in bars with guitars, even if they're as hot as Michael.

Patrick and Ryan finish the season in binge mode and the eps are all the better for it! There are alien body swaps, secret crushes and a final twist that sent one of your hosts REELING.

Woah woah woah. So much is happening in this Roswell New Mexico double-header. A preacher joins the alien fold, Liz does super science, and Rosa has a sweet storyline about pursuing her dreams. Plus, swordfights by the pool of a neat desert mansion!

This week, it's Christmastime in OG Roswell, and at least one of our hosts is into it. Isabel realizes that Christmas is not just about ver vision, Kyle finds out that his dad is all about the young ladies and Max discovers that it's not all about him. Over on Roswell NM, your hosts feel like they missed a step, but enjoy the character pairings for…

This week Patrick consoles Ryan after a viewing of easily the most painful of all M&M breakups. Then, they break down RNM Maria's mind adventures and wish they were more pumped about the latest Michael/Alex developments. NOTE: we had some audio issues, but things are back to normal after the first 5 minutes. Apologies!…

This week, Patrick and Ryan express appreciation for the Dad team up in Roswell's b-story, pity Jesse in the a-story and find a lot to like in a new episode of RNM.

This week, Patrick and Ryan are joined by writer and podcaster Rachel Chapman (You've Got Hanks, Inside the Disney Vault). Together, the trio discusses the merits of a honky tonk strip club bachelor party, where a manager should sit when a band performs at a wedding and whether the awesome last five minutes makes up for a middling episode of Roswel…

This week, join Patrick and Ryan as they examine Max's dickier tendencies and empathize with Mrs. Evans on OG Roswell and then try to remember what they love about Roswell NM.

This week, Patrick and Ryan are joined by Colin J. Morris. As expected, he is a delight and cottons on pretty well after not seeing a second of either Roswell in two years. On OG Roswell, the crew talks Max's trip to LA and the A+ performance that is Mr. and Mrs. Evan's reaction to Isabel's engagement. On Roswell NM a LOT is going on and they try t…

Isabel has some decisions to make on OG Roswell. Meanwhile, Michael is both happy and bad at time management, but Maria is both understanding and needing something in her own life. Also, the actors playing Liz's parents are KILLING IT! Over on RNM, we've got some ugly ass Wild Pony merch, New Mexico is on fire and everyone is fighting. Also, Kyle m…

With armed robbery in the recent rearview, Roswell season three gets to a very important development: Michael has friends! Of course, he almost immediately gets them all fired, but it's emotional growth. This episode also prompts Patrick and Ryan to decide exactly how to react when your paramour presents a hang glider in the dead of night. Over on …

It's season three on your favorite Alien soaps! First, we witness Liz and Max's descent from sweet skinnydippers to armed robbers. Then, on RNM, Liz and Max are separated but each find a great storyline for Ryan and Patrick to geek out over.

When a murder is discovered, accusations are thrown about, making just about everybody look guilty. In the end, only one culprit is revealed.

Secrets are revealed, grudges are held and not-very-subtle threats are levied!

Things sure do get testy behind the scenes of a magic show. But will the testiness develop into murder? (yes, definitely)

What's happening behind the scenes at a Magic club? Big egos, big tricks and, eventually, a murder!

Triple-header-season-ender. We have Max getting emotional, Candy being sweet as hell and and a weird middle episode that Ryan and Patrick don't really know what to do with. This week, we complete Roswell season two!

These episodes are just really sad and really grounded. That doesn't leave Patrick and Ryan much to be silly about, but they do their best and that's all Alex would've wanted.

This week, Patrick and Ryan discuss Max and Liz being the worst Gamble Guys, Isabel destroying boundaries and how Kyle remains the GOAT.

This week Patrick and Ryan dig deep into mansion home design, Ryan's Grey's Anatomy Izzy continuity theory and why Kyle and Alex are the best.

This week Isabel is back to her old tricks, everyone is mean to Maria's cousin, and Sheriff Valenti is in T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

Our episodes this week bring a big decision for Max, the return of Amy Deluca (yay!) and a whole lotta God talk. YMMV, but Patrick and Ryan have a good time parsing it all out.

This week, parents are shifted into another time dimension, Max is a bossy pants and Kyle remains the best. Also, it's time for the alt versions of our favorite aliens as they invade Roswell with their attitude, schemes and accents.

Surprise! Patrick and Ryan prematurely end their hiatus to do a Roswell s2 catch up. This week, it's FutureMax and a surprising amount of horniness on The End of the World and Creepy Nicholas living in a Ghost Town on The Harvest.

On this week's episode, Ryan and Patrick go back to the forties, but this time on O.G. Roswell. So many cute outfits! Also, a whole heckuva lot happens on Roswell, New Mexico. Things get wrapped up, Alex sings, Liz sees the ocean, and a whole new villain is revealed.

If you are a teen boy wondering if you should do a striptease for your erstwhile girlfriend's birthday at a restaurant during a party attended by PARENTS, we have some advice. Bottom line: don't do it. Also, Max is being bossy and Jim is pissing us off with his cop shit. On Roswell New Mexico, there is A LOT happening. Some of it sweet, some of it …

This week on Roswell, it's time for Max to make a stand, Kyle to talk Buddha and Maria to wear very short skirts. We are definitely in the second season, people. Over on Roswell New Mexico, one scene may have single-handedly turned Ryan into a Steph/Kyle shipper. We also get Michael using his powers to be a badass, Diego demonstrating Acts of Servi…

Season two of Roswell begins, bringing with it makeovers for human and alien alike. Over on Roswell, New Mexico, Liz lives her nightmare while the aliens go on a road trip to uncover their past. It's a lot, and that's not even mentioning the last 45secs of WILDNESS that leaves Ryan and Patrick straight up shook.…

Who knew that the name of Roswell's season one finale combined with the name of the ninth episode of season two of Roswell, New Mexico would be so alliterative and cute? Not Ryan, until titling this episode of the podcast. Destiny & the Diner sounds like the perfect cozy romance novel to read during quarantine.…

This week, Max is trapped in the White Room and Roswell is all the better for it. The aliens work together, X-men style while their human steadies give themselves ulcers waiting to see if Max can be rescued. Ryan and Patrick also debate whether the alien four are even aliens at all or simply "humans of alien origin." And if you were wondering wheth…

This week there are more Max's than usual. On OG Roswell, the alien four are reunited and the humans just want to talk about feelings. That works out because that's what Ryan wants to talk about, too. Well, feelings and procedural Bones. Luckily, Patrick is up for both! They also dig into the return of Liz's mom, emergence of Maria's superpowers an…

This week Patrick and Ryan discuss alien-related revelations, analyze sexy dreams and lament the limited screen-time for Kyle Valenti. If OG Roswell comes up short with Kyle, Roswell NM corrects the error by putting Hot Doctor Kyle in glitter and crystals. It's a look guys, and Ryan is still recovering.…

This week, Patrick and Ryan talk chemistry class make-outs, busted little brothers, and remote camera hobbies on Roswell. Next, they talk the latest episode of Roswell, New Mexico and important issues such as: can you forgive a friend for bashing another friend in the head with a thesaurus? Patrick and Ryan agree that you cannot.…

This week we discover exactly what Max does that makes Ryan so mad at him that she doesn’t forgive him for many episodes. Patrick and Ryan also determine every OG Roswell character’s fave make out spot and marvel over the power of a bad curly wig to render Julie Benz unrecognizable. Over on Roswell NM, a lot happens but our hosts find time to discu…

What happens when you sit down to watch an episode of your favorite show with your close friend only to be reminded that this is the episode where Liz and Max are turned on, like the WHOLE time? If you are Ryan and Patrick, you find much to discuss including what the sexiest of all fruit is and whether a single alien teen needs two bottles of syrup…

This week, hosts Ryan and Patrick discuss the Michael-centric Independence Day, and lay out the importance of rules when playing the Monopoly game. At around 37mins, they transition to a Rosa-centric ep of Roswell, NM wherein all of the characters are taking control of their choices. This show is really good, guys! I mean, it may also push Ryan to …

This week, Ryan and newly-minted co-host Patrick Ehlers cover a drunk Max, a dead Max, a glittery Liz, a grieving Liz and a bunch of others who are in totally different head spaces than the characters that share their names. First, after an ep of OG Roswell, our hosts explore the realities of being in a band and whether a radio show needs a camera …

BEFORE YOU LISTEN, A NOTE: There are 6 endings to this season, so either pick a number between 1 and 6, roll a die, or head to (https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1) and listen to the corresponding episode. A confession to Murder!

BEFORE YOU LISTEN, A NOTE: There are 6 endings to this season, so either pick a number between 1 and 6, roll a die, or head to (https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1) and listen to the corresponding episode. A confession to Murder!

BEFORE YOU LISTEN, A NOTE: There are 6 endings to this season, so either pick a number between 1 and 6, roll a die, or head to (https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1) and listen to the corresponding episode. A confession to Murder!

BEFORE YOU LISTEN, A NOTE: There are 6 endings to this season, so either pick a number between 1 and 6, roll a die, or head to (https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1) and listen to the corresponding episode. A confession to Murder!