“I think the end is like, don’t worry about the cops, we have to deal with this terrible rat infestation.” Richard brings a bonus Christel to talk movies he had never seen! He’s a big Matt Damon fan! Actually he’s not because he DOESN’T see so many Matt Damon films! 0:00 -- Intro3:08 -- Good Will Hunting 34:34 -- The Departed1:09:21 -- Moonlight 1:…

“He’s not great. He’s bad. If he was making a cake it would be 'baked bads.'" Andy is forced to reckon with ghosts! And ghostly romance! 0:00 -- Intro 5:29 -- A Matter of Life and Death 35:11 -- Ghost 1:03:41 -- Truly Madly Deeply 1:31:31 -- Contact information 1:36:32 -- Awards and rankings 2:55:26 -- Future business 3:13:35 -- Outro, and outtakes…

“And by the way, I would like to ban the word ‘eighth,’ because I hate the way it looks when you spell it. Just looks stupid. Too many h’s. Far too many h’s.” Andy brings his birthday movies (No Piranha)! 0:00 -- Intro 5:38 -- National Lampoon’s Animal House 47:33 -- Tucker: The Man and His Dream 1:11:43 -- Eighth Grade 1:42:50 -- Contact informati…

“Every single date they do manage to go on is to see the Crown Jewels and he just like… they have to escort him out because he puts his face against the glass. Ammon shows up to talk about movies with Oscar losers! 0:00 -- Intro 7:49 -- Gaslight 36:23 -- Lawrence of Arabia 1:04:06 -- Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) 1:42:53 -- Contac…

“Except he doesn’t say that. He says like this really stupid thing.” Ammon is “punished” with two really rad volcano movies (and one mild mention). 0:00 -- Intro3:35 -- Joe Versus the Volcano 34:10 -- Salt and Fire1:12:14 -- Fire of Love 1:31:19 -- Contact information1:33:24 -- Awards and rankings 2:22:54 -- Future business2:31:56 -- Outro, and out…

“And so we finally get the showdown we’ve all been waiting for: an IRA super soldier vs. a CIA desk analyst.” It’s been a long time coming, but we finally stick it to Sean Bean by killing him three and a half times! Mark is here to relish in one of his favorite actors doing the live, die, repeat thing. 0:00 -- Intro 4:21 -- Patriot Games 27:56 -- G…

“Something like they symbolize hope or something? I dunno, right? They’re like hope in stilettos. I dunno. It was uh ugghhh.” It’s been too long, but Mark’s back to discuss the burden of being born in January and the movies that come with that. 0:00 -- Intro 11:07 -- The Eight Masters 28:12 -- Iron Eagle 51:27 -- Beautiful Girls 1:19:32 -- Contact …

“Why did no one worry or wonder about Saruman, whose name is basically Sauron?” Josh gets original and discusses three movies from series that came out before the sequels we’ve already watched on the history of the podcast. Email us if that sentence doesn’t make sense. 0:00 -- Intro4:58 -- Jaws 37:34 -- Breakin’ 56:37 -- The Lord of the Rings: The …

“She’s planted his corn alright and I don’t know what that means. It sounds gross.” Josh partakes as the inaugural guest of our most noble and masochistic experiment. The category is Tommy Kirk movies. That's what WE picked. Josh masochistically went all in with the Tommy Kirk movies HE picked. 0:00 -- Intro 6:35 -- Savage Sam 27:07 -- The Monkey’s…

“I got sucked into a riptide and I thought oh I’m dead and so I guess it could happen if you have the right ocean.” Antonio joins once more with our estrogen resurrection! The topic is female directors. Again! 0:00 -- Intro 3:34 -- Aftersun 33:30 -- Polite Society 53:23 -- Barbie 1:33:41 -- Contact information 1:36:50 -- Awards and rankings 2:26:52…

“Basically we have one side that’s the Jedi and one side that’s the Han Solos, right?” Antonio swings back with three movies he had never seen. Also we’re the first three people to ever see these.. 0:00 -- Intro 4:07 -- Fatso 36:24 -- The Challenge 1:07:53 -- The Tall Guy 1:25:22 -- Contact information 1:29:08 -- Awards and rankings 2:24:25 -- Futu…

“Well, prepare yourself Doctor, because she’s about to dirty dance all summer long.” It was Roy’s birthday recently so he now catches up and presents the world with his unseen picks. 0:00 -- Intro 6:54 -- Now, Voyager 29:20 -- Dirty Dancing 57:12 -- Malcolm X 1:25:01 -- Contact information 1:29:28 -- Awards and rankings 2:18:53 -- Future business 2…

“Yeah it doesn’t do anything. It doesn’t make your bicep stronger.” Katie joins us again on this audio road trip. Hey remember how the worst things possible happen on road trips? 0:00 -- Intro3:10 -- Over the Top 35:47 -- Thelma & Louise1:14:53 -- Supernova 1:35:22 -- Contact information1:39:36 -- Awards and rankings 2:38:25 -- Future business2:52:…

“It was a very important moment for her to be able to beat the crap out of that kid.” Katie brings the best of May ’79, May ’89, and May ’09! Careers, crusades, and criminal behavior in Nazi-occupied France. 0:00 -- Intro3:36 -- My Brilliant Career 36:03 -- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1:23:37 -- Inglourious Basterds 1:48:41 -- Contact inform…

“It’s the only leather jacket that you’re SUPPOSED to wear in the rain.” It’s just Jon and Roy this time because it’s Jon’s birthday SURPRISE picks where all the movies are a surprise to him, because he had never seen them and perhaps they’re not very Jon-y because Jon had never seen them ever and it’s been like four decades so why would these even…

“You can take a prisoner on a plane even if they don’t want to. That’s how being a prisoner works!” Does it make sense to talk about odd couples when there are three of us? It’s not quite so symmetric as is desired. Brother Mike comes back to talk about odd couple movies, and romance is not guaranteed! 0:00 -- Intro 7:08 -- Midnight Run 36:58 -- Wh…

“Okay in a minute here, you two, I’m going to discuss elephants the size of blue whales and I just need you to accept it!” Jon’s other brother Mike has a go with three movies that made him. Is Mike as talkative as Andy? Listen to find out! And know the computer that saved the mp3 sputtered to save the whole thing! 0:00 -- Intro and introducing Mike…

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“So I take the dream sequence as extremely literally and I understand that their relationship failed because he left her with a kite and never came back and she’s like ‘I’m not holding this kite any longer.’” Andy remains onboard for community service about wedding movies. These particular wedding movies have a loophole where they’re not entirely a…

“And then he says ‘anywho,’ which cements his villainhood.” Jon’s next brother Andy joins in with three movies about struggling mothers. We meant to break records in brevity, but looks like another case of going the other direction. 0:00 -- Intro and Andy! 4:56 -- E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial33:30 -- Parenthood 1.18:34 -- Jo Jo Rabbit 1.49:32 -- Cont…

“He’s neither good, nor bad; he’s ugly.” It’s Christmas and it’s just the two of us! Not only do we share a lovely conversation about three Christmas movies YOU chose, but we surprise you with a gift opportunity… FOR US! All this giving, plus we give you a fond bonus awards segment covering the whole podcast year. 0:00 -- Intro and Patreon announce…

“There’s a sheik who’s kind of the El Guapo of Morocco.” Phil and Miki are back, suitably to discuss famous on-screen duos (not Gibson and Glover)! 0:00 -- Intro9:50 -- Road to Morocco44:30 -- White Men Can’t Jump 1.12:25 -- The Wedding Singer 1.51:58 -- Contact information1.55:10 -- Awards and rankings2.43:54 -- Future business2.45:49 -- Outro, an…

“The biggest concern I have with his personality is when he goes to the bar and he sits down and he’s just hanging out there and he fails to look around and notice that there’s no way he’s leaving that bar without someone getting murdered.” Miki and Phil, our friends over in Guilder to our Florin join in for movies they had never seen until like a …

“She’s just trying to trick me with her baby birthing tricks!” Andy comes in and pinch hits (pinch sings and dances) for Ross, who’s suddenly allergic to joyous musicals from the 50s! 0:00 -- Intro and Andy2:55 -- Annie Get Your Gun25:45 -- Singin’ in the Rain 55:33 -- Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 1.16:55 -- Contact information1.18:34 -- Awards …

“And instead of oil coming up, it’s genocide blood.” Halloween concludes with a dose of reality, or at least several very real threads of really amok imagination. Hey Zo’s back! BTW I badmouth our horrendous Halloween podcasts from three years ago, but it was actually a pretty phenomenal year for us where we watched The Dead of Night, Ugetsu, Ouija…

It’s the middle of Halloween extravaganza ’23 with Zo! Things lighten up (maybe) with horror “comedies”! 0:00 -- Intro and Halloween 12:15 -- Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein 33:26 -- Critters 2: The Main Course 51:54 -- Jennifer’s Body 1.06:44 -- Contact information 1.08:31 -- Awards and rankings 1.52:30 -- Future business 1.54:39 -- …

It’s the middle of Halloween extravaganza ’23 with Zo! Things lighten up (maybe) with horror “comedies”! 0:00 -- Intro and Halloween12:15 -- Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein 33:26 -- Critters 2: The Main Course 51:54 -- Jennifer’s Body 1.06:44 -- Contact information 1.08:31 -- Awards and rankings 1.52:30 -- Future business 1.54:39 -- O…

“Since they can’t see, they also don’t realize they’re completely naked. It’s a naked horde.” Zo jumps onboard for the start of the Halloween extravaganza! First up: horde movies! 0:00 -- Intro and Halloween9:54 -- Gremlins 2: The New Batch28:14 -- The Descent 51:30 -- Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich 1.07:38 -- Contact information1.08:27 -- Award…

”She’s not the Mickey Rourke of strippers, right?” Ross joins for the very first time and he throws down the ultimate gauntlet of misery! 0:00 -- Intro7:45 -- Vanilla Sky40:44 -- The Wrestler 1.13:17 -- Infinity Pool 1.42:14 -- Contact information1.45:05 -- Awards and rankings2.35:32 -- Future business (with Zo on the horn!)2:43:50 -- Outro, and ou…

"It's mysteriafying. It's suspensenating. I'll bet the bird lady also refuses to believe that spiders can fly an airplane. But she'd be wrong." J.B. required a bit of help to reckon with animal attack movies, so he brought onboard our old pal Andy to confront the animal kingdom. Are animals truly to blame though? We ask that (Spoiler: it turns out …

"She had to commit a data breach to get this information and her punishment is she has to get a hysterectomy. A coma hysterectomy." Confirmed rulebreaker J.B. returns with February birth month movies: one from 1978 and TWO from 1998. Yyyyeah, we don't know about that. 0:00 -- Intro 7:08 -- Coma 25:54 -- Dark City 50:53 -- The Replacement Killers 1.…

"She gets Nazi-poisoned. She almost Nazi-dies." Ammon brings his Claude Rains obsession to the table. 0:00 -- Intro 4:29 -- Caesar and Cleopatra 35:27 -- Notorious 59:00 -- Deception 1.23:05 -- Contact information 1.25:32 -- Awards and rankings 2.25:56 -- Future business 2:37:54 -- Outro, and outtakesHey! Be sure to watch Coma, The Replacement Kill…

"I spent the entire film thinking that Keith Moon and Peter Townsend framed Roger Rabbit." Ammon's back to discuss June release movies from across the decades! He wouldn't be Ammon unless he themed these suckers together, so get ready for Midsummer Noir everyone! "I mean I had the Croupier bed sheets." "Have you noticed they don't even say "Merry C…

"I want a monkey. And I wanna do whatever I want." Antonio from The Cultworthy podcast joins for the second time for trucker time! Well, there is debate about what qualifies as a trucker movie. Interesting though that that all these movies were within the same six years of the 70s. What a decade! For trucks. 0:00 -- Intro 3:31 -- Duel 31:41 -- Whit…

Recorded live at the Post Theater July 8th 2023! It's the resurrection of afterlife movies! "None of the other trashcan dogs remembered him?" 0:00 -- Intro 2:55 -- Heaven Can Wait 26:30 -- Coco 45:41 -- Field of Dreams 1.03:25 -- Awards and rankings 1.51:16 -- Future business 1.53:00 -- Outro, plugsHey! Be sure to watch Duel, White Line Fever, and …

"At some point he looks out the window and just sees a random Rear Window murder." Antonio from The Cultworthy podcast joins for the first time with three personal cult hits. He knows his stuff! 0:00 -- Intro 9:09 -- Hard Times 28:03 -- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension 55:12 -- After Hours 1.22:51 -- Contact information 1.…

"It's a butterfly. The butterfly has to bring me in, pig!" Josh lucks out on his community service with three of the biggest pop westerns of the late 20th century. Yee-haw! 0:00 -- Intro 6:36 -- Silverado 31:29 -- Young Guns 50:47 -- Unforgiven 1.17:25 -- Contact information 1.19:08 -- Awards and rankings 2.00:13 -- Future business (with Antonio on…

It's decision time! In this special episode we debate vote upon which three detective afterlife movies we're gonna watch during the live event on July 1st 8th! Everybody put July 1st 8th in your calendars for the live event! 0:00 -- List of contenders and other 2:28 -- Michael's decisioning 3:02 -- Miriam's decisioning 4:00 -- Sean's decisioning 4:…

"Chilly D. That's how I see myself." Josh is back to test out the "3 movies released on my birth month" gimmick. Jon is gone. Because of dames. 0:00 -- Intro 5:33 -- The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 25:50 -- Body Rock 41:38 -- Pulp Fiction 1.07:07 -- Contact information 1.08:10 -- Awards and rankings 1.44:55 -- Future business 1:55:33 -- Outro, a…

"I feel like I have immediately consumed a pound of cotton candy." Dale's back to discuss rhyming movies that curiously have very little rapping or poetry! Titles only! Which movie rules the rhyme? 0:00 -- Intro 5:54 -- Be Kind Rewind 22:34 -- Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar 51:43 -- Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris 1.18:56 -- Contact information 1.20:4…

"So the Airplane poster concerns me because I feel if the fuselage is tied in a knot I feel like the airplane couldn't fly and I don't know who would get on the plane and I don't know how sitting works inside the fuselage." Jon's brother Dale pops in with his three movies that made him! It's a bunch of laughing, crying, and kissing! Considered nami…

"I would be really hard pressed not to have a Beastmaster-themed wedding." The beautiful Katie is back for community service that involves "chosen one" movies that, once we started talking, turn out to not really count under that definition. Whatever though, Star Wars is pretty good. 0:00 -- Intro 6:33 -- The Sword in the Stone 34:53 -- Star Wars 1…

"He's got a beautiful ascot that he wears. He doesn't call it an ascot, he calls it a cravat -- it's an ascot -- that he wears. It keeps his head on." Katie's back with Spartacus and two other movies she's never seen! Gladiators! Psychopaths! Young love! 0:00 -- Intro 5:41 -- Spartacus 40:31 -- Before Sunrise 1.13:32 -- Seven Psychopaths 1.37:23 --…

"It had been dipped in radioactive hood." So Marie joins us again to cover our brilliant plan of watching different versions of the same story three times! The winning story... Robin Hood! My oh my how the story changes between Errol Flynn and now. 0:00 -- Intro 6:07 -- The Adventures of Robin Hood 56:18 -- Robin Hood 1.16:17 -- Robin Hood 1.44:10 …

"That's my favorite mutant, Gunface" Lengthy one this time! Marie arrives on YM&T for the first time to discuss three movies that helped define her. We've got war veterans! We've got mutants! We've got two movie characters also named Marie! 0:00 -- Intro 16:20 -- Special announcement 19:57 -- The Best Years of Our Lives 1.11:33 -- The Goonies 1.57:…

"I don't think we have to podcast again. I think we're all going to heaven tonight, holding hands." Christel and Richard perform their community service in the ring! And the high school mat! We talk three wrestling flicks. 0:00 -- Intro 10:49 -- Body Slam 38:16 -- Nacho Libre 1.06:10 -- Win Win 1.26:40 -- Contact information, plugs, forgotten items…

"And he looks at her and he says, 'You're looking well.' And she says 'And you're welcome to look!' And I've been dying to say that to someone but no one ever tells me that I'm looking well." Christel comes by for the first time, but brings the familiar voice of Richard as well as a princess movie, a vigilante move, and a cricket movie. She's a com…

"And I assume he's given her the Superkiss about 30 times." Sean and Tony are back to deal with alien invasion movies with us. None survive. 0:00 -- Intro 6:02 -- Earth vs. the Flying Saucers 30:35 -- Superman II 1.03:41 -- Mars Attacks! 1.35:40 -- Contact information and viewer voicemail 1.39:35 -- Awards and rankings 2.35:00 -- Future business (w…

"If you're listening, and you're the person who likes to give unsolicited shoulder massages, no one ever wants that." Sean and Tony, the Cortese bros, swing by with their three unseen flicks. We're bustin' out of Vegas, way past Chicago, and to the far-flung reaches of the universe. And it gets dark, man. 0:00 -- Intro 9:00 -- 2001: A Space Odyssey…

"My other theory is this Christmas only three families got any gifts. In the whole world." Our gift to you is a set of YOUR Christmas picks! YOUR incredibly violent, drug-induced, inappropriate Christmas movies that are not at all suitable for anybody really into the usual Christmas joys! ALSO, it's the end of the year, so we have a ton of stuff to…