Buddy talks about killin' spiders and some cool new tuneage!

Buddy meets a memorable man who's going thru it, freaks out on a stranger and gets set straight with some pro bono therapy. And it rains. And it sounds bad. Enjoy. Try to enjoy.

Buddy talks about a butt hurt vegan, butt hurt omnivores and annoying drunk girls.

Today Buddy wastes your life and talks about being killed by a hurricane and a psycho are both natural disasters. Also, The Nutcracker.

Buddy's usually late, but never forgets! Who loves ya?! Today we talk about killing spiders.

Buddy talks about some stuff. Samsung Frame, Bob Ross Channel, Sadhguru, getting connected again, not freaking out, and a pretty moon. #haywack

I'm having technical difficulties! So this is a short one today! Hopefully I'll be back in full swing tomorrow. #crunchatize

Buddy bought a Dodge Neon for $1 million...or $250,000. We're not really sure.

Buddy talks about Starbucks for a second and then gets distracted and does drink math for the rest of the time.

Buddy talks about Courtney wrestling him awake and how R Kelly ripped him off once.

Buddy talks about how Puff Daddy can't dance and helps an Uber rider remember his brother.

Man, hell. I dunno... email: thisquestiondoesntmatter@gmail.com

Buddy talks about going off his meds and how every flashing light should be red.

Buddy talks about how he has abruptly stopped taking his antidepressants against doctor's orders.

Buddy sings "Sk8er Boi" and saves your marriage.

Buddy has a busy little Thursday. A few Uber stories, sponsor chat and almost misses his final exam!

Buddy talks about God some. Let's keep it light.

Listen up dummy! Buddy explains the meaning of life.

Buddy talks about putting his foot in his mouth, how to water plants, pronunciation of the word "advertisement," white guys making Mexican food, and how cultural appropriation warriors should choose their battles more carefully.

Buddy talks about economic order quantity and another parking issue. Oh and it's the 200th day of the year! I didn't talk about that, but it is.

Buddy talks about his mom's vulgar clothing, how Courtney ignores me by choice, Brinks truck drivers' salary ...oh and the knucks are out.

Buddy's word of the day: Hurst. Also Obama did NOT drink that fucking water, Micheal Moore ya, fact spinnin' piece'a shit!

Buddy breaks a toilet and passes an exam.

Buddy sings a little Christmas in July and talks about his beloved mic stand, how high prices are not Biden's fault, cocaine and disappointing his father.

Buddy reads good advice, makes an apology, went drunk driving to Taco Bell in Atlanta once, and talks about a barber's parenting skills.

Buddy finishes telling the shenanigans of this weekend's trip.

Buddy talks about getting his oil changed by a very cool 19 year old who didn't want to do his job.

Just touching base. Buddy will talk for longer tonight/tomorrow. Kisses.

Buddy talks about going out of town, reads an email about abuse, antidepressants and AA meetings and also takes a call from his dad.

Buddy loves music that he used to hate and helps a writer in-er remember her brother.

Buddy makes excuses for being late, talks about paint, rude people, people that don't give a damn about you or their job and a guy in magenta pants makes a phone call.

Buddy has a very punctual opinion about the Flint water crisis.

Howdy. Buddy (which is me) talks about having no A/C, the rug doctor, Swimmy Carter aka Vada the Beta, eating chocolate covered espresso beans, and Dallas tells me to LET IT GO!

Buddy talks about an idiot with a gun (and/or fireworks), chocolate covered things, salt, plain salmon, shrieking, and remember when you were cool?

Buddy and Courtney talk about slaw, plants, and how Toby Kieth's 4th of July song is actually a Christmas song.

Buddy talks about fans, the heat, sleep, rehab stories, the promises, and AA creeps.

Buddy's 4 years sober!

Buddy talks about sleeping until 3pm, cocaine cravings, giving cocaine away, and exploding a watermelon in a 3 year old's face.

Buddy has road rage and talks about Chris Whitty, The James O'Brien Show, "sheep," making amends to assholes, and humans' lack of confidence in technology.

Buddy rambles about god knows what.

Buddy talks about being a better son than his brother, coughing, mustard soda and NC State baseball.

Buddy stumbles on a bird sanctuary and gets into a fight.

Buddy talks about poorly fitting clothes, a shitty waiter, and who knows? Probably something else. Oh yeah. Courtney thought a chip bag was a turtle.

Buddy talks about "California sober."

Buddy talks about a thumb injury, a day of cleaning and a fight about a sandwich.

Buddy talks about ugly extras, rank voting, his car's need for specificity, and Airbnb's issue with 1 star ratings.

Buddy talks about a shitty cashier and a cool yurt with a bunch of broken shit.

Buddy talks about Grace VanderWaal's annoying voice, an Amazon mixup, Dad's deal with God, Dad doing drawings and how it's better to be broke with good parents than to be neglected by a billionaire.

Buddy talks about refurbished headphones, water in take, stupid school shit, coughing, and Instagram DMs.

Buddy talks about gratitude and people who don't tip.