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Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety. Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service. Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien ho ...
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I'm Nico. Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club Podcast. Allow me tell you a little about the show.... In Summer 2021 after having such lovely feedback from Matt Morgans gorgeous Patrons I decided to start my very own podcast. It started out exclusively here on Patreon, but now it's out in the wild for everyone to hear! I initially called it GSOH and I (usually) delivered one podcast per week. It has become a really cool thing in my life and my community of patrons are legends who give lots of m ...
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The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) mes ...
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Episode 617: Get your dick-beaters out of your pockets! Dreaming of teeth. Multiple mouse tales. Dog ASMR. Look out for Robins! How not to feed birds. Confusing bathroom symbols. Race-car hailstorm freak-out. The meanest storage lady.By Portmansheau
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Alastair Griggs: "The Innocent Must Suffer"
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hey babez, Just two days ago Alistair and I met in a bar in Victoria and had as troubling a conversation as we have ever had. I recorded badly on a Zoom recorder but luckily had my phone mic running. Tech knobeadry aside, our vile conversation made me f…
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Episode 616: Happy 412 is flooding day! Brett gives a hobo an umbrella. Yard signage. Whacky Jew products to outsmart God. Ranking the religions. Travolta's pointy dick. Gabriela gets mad that some of us don't like dinner parties. Sour Cream and Onion flavored crickets. Andrew scores DEI points for hockey. Gabe is obsessed with some pornstar from P…
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615: What Kind of Fa99ot Marries a Woman?
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Episode 615: Men wearing jewelry, yes or no? Watching video games, playing good hockey. The TikTok ban. Was PornHub started by a Rabbi? Andrew watches John Cena sing raunchy songs. Rabbits eat their own poop. Eclipse planning. Popcorn from a not-gross part of Ohio. Ze Germans appear!By Portmansheau
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Heyo my loves I present to thee a nice solo catch up I recorded in my car over 2 seperate sittings. I know I am a week off the pace again, sorry. But I am dropping two more eps before the month ends so my heart is still true. In this episode I am tellin…
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614: Let’s Just Strangle Each Other and Hope We Die At the Same Time
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Episode 614: Leopard print keyboards. All black rooms (the color, not the race). Wes Anderson hate. Who is Burn Gorman? Pooping at work or on the road. Tree dyslexia. Hockey stink. Are snakes lizards?By Portmansheau
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613: Now That Matt B. Has Surely Jizzed
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Episode 613: We argue whether the Chinese are good or bad. After watching some kung fu movies, we are undecided. What is Occidental? Gabe fists a toilet and gets crumbs all over the studio. The great PGH bobblehead heist of 2024. Andrew's kiddy pool. The size of the Earth.By Portmansheau
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612: What Are All Your Sardines For If You’re Just Going to Kill Yourself?
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Episode 612: Post office pain! Mini-Golf pain! Airport pain! Kiosk pain! Everything is pain! The groundhog war resumes. VR power-washing robots. Sight without glasses. Radio tower heights. Are the commies in retreat? How do we dispose of the hobos?By Portmansheau
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Busking Chronicles: Live Music Night Special
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hey You Smashing Persons... Something a little different today. As you all know, since I moved to Brighton a year ago, I have been busking, playing live music gigs, meeting and collaborating with all kinds of musicians, which has made me very happy. Thi…
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611: It’s Better To Fuck People Than It Is To Fuck Almost Anything Else
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Episode 611: Buckle up buttercup! This is a long one! Andrew likes a Sci-Fi show!? Halo LAN parties. Brett's zipper maneuver. Fort Duquesne Bridge merging. Would you throw an egg at another car as a form of frontier justice? Ham sandwich update! Downtown Pittsburghs growing hobo humps. Andrew touches the governor. Guessing the AFI Top 100 movies. E…
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Episode 610: Websites have ruined Andrew's week. The Kansas City parade shooting. When the Red Sox almost won the pendant. Google's new super racist AI. The next generation of porn. Chip-chopped ham. Sebastian calls in from India trying to sell us a website. The enraging PGH City woke-cast. COMPUTER CRASH! We recover from the destruction and finish…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Once in a while, a man comes along that is so full of wisdom, panache, and depth of character that were he to pass you in the street, you would immediately hear a montage of echoey-whispers all going 'who is he?...who is he?...who is he?....who is he?..…
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609: You Wanna Hear White People Say the N-Word?
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Episode 609: We had a great night at the PGH Improv watching based Canadian Ryan Long. The worst day to drive to Cleveland to pick up the race car. SO much Hitler talk! What is the exact date, and time you were born b/c Gabriela has a new astrology book or cult or something. Andrew meets the person he hates most on Earth. Pan flutes. More new-age g…
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Episode 608: Improvised caterwauling! New suits and new boots. Hotel weed smoke. African bird dancing. American trans dancing. Effeminate man dancing. The Macho Mandalorian. Coping with clubs. Destroying over-confidant children at Mario kart. The Swifty Bowl. Brett rides a bus. Too many Subway sandwiches.…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hey all you lovers out there- SELF-LOVERS that is. See where I'm going with this? Yes, it's valentines day and Uncle Seaside is here in a big grimy coat carrying a large fish in a stripey plastic bag to tell you that he loves you all very much. This epi…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Dearest sweethearts. I have maked a really fun classic SHC episode for you this week chatting to much-more successful-than-me comedy actor and all round diamond Kiell Smyth-Bynoe. This lad has been getting his adorable boat race around the tellybox for …
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Darlings! I am so excited to release this episode of Stupid Hearts Club, which I made with easily the most intensely informed man I have ever gone deep into the woods with. George Fredenham also know as Flavour Fred (find him on Insta) is an absolute go…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hello beautiful babies of 192024. We are back in the swing of things now and so I thought I'd set the year rolling with a little solo pep talk and set up some of the stuff we have got coming down the pipe here at Stupid Hearts Club towers. I am truly ex…
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FUCK XMAS SPECIAL - with Little Alistair Griggs
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- At last, dreadful little lice-playground and morality vaccuum Alistair Griggs and I have created a follow up worthy of the Christmas Special we did back in 2018 for our first podcast 'Sick Minds' (Which is still out there in the podiverse).... In this f…
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Miles 'Air-Traffic Control' Chapman
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Before I start trying to justify the utter carnage that is this episode, I feel I owe you lovely people an apology for not delivering a pod since the 5th of December. As it goes I've got about 6 episodes recorded but I have been unwell and in a really s…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- OG Stupid Hearts Club listeners are in for a deeply awkward treat this week (while new listeners will be forgiven for wondering what the hell is going on) as I finally breach the walls of Herr Grigg's mountain retreat and take dinner with our fetid frie…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hello sods Please enjoy this really funny funster episode of Stupid Hearts Club with hilarious voiceoverer and comedy actor Charlotte Morgan. We met in a moody little cafe in Hastings and sat upstairs in the bit where people who don't like people go and…
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The Busking Chronicles - Bonus Series - Starsailor's James Walsh
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Enjoy this free snippet of Nico's new Patreon exclusive podcast, The Busking Chronicles, which he recorded with James Walsh of Starsailor fame. I have made a really cool episode of The Busking Chronicles here for you guys. James and I met when we both p…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- You've seen her in Afterlife, you remember her from Star Stories, and you should watch her in Black Mountain Poets. Now you can hear Laura Patch being adorable, funny and open in her own kitchen sitting opposite a man with a ridiculous hangover. I love …
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Since I moved to sunny (actually quite windy and rainy) Hove, I have been rubbing my face around town trying to get my finger onto the local pulse in all sorts of ways (stop it). One shining piece of evidence that that is working a treat is this fine ch…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hey babies It me again. This week I wanted to do one of my intimate solo mindful chats so I recorded lying back on the sofa straight into my phone (so Punk). I have been thinking about how you feel kind of physically different in different places and ca…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Cowabunga Dudes! (not just men, it doesn't mean that!) This weeks episode is a beauty, as I talk and chuckle with telly/film director-extraordinaire Jim Field Smith, whilst sipping on session ale by the river next to Kew bridge. I've know Jim for 20 yea…
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The Busking Chronicles - Bonus Series - Beached Brass
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Well hey there baby cats! I am SO excited for you all to hear this special episode of my new monthly Bonus Series 'The Busking Chronicles'- It is I think, a thing of wonder. About three weeks ago I bumped into 'Beached Brass' on the seafront and could n…
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Denise Devenish - Help and Drugs and Rock and Roll
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hey kids I love the chat I had this week the lovely Denise Devenish, a counsellor (slightly different from a therapist) who works predominantly with people from the music industry. Here we go deep as we discuss the pressure around tolerance for booze, d…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hello everyone As promised in the last solo episode here is the first episode of one of my new spin-off series ideas. Tea and Empathy. This will be a monthly event where I sit in a cafe and 'someone' turns up and chats to be about whatever it is they ha…
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The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Ha…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hey everyone. I have done something a little different this week and recorded a super relaxed, reflective chat into my voicenotes app while lying on my bed. Which was then polished up by the new production hotshot I am about to tell you about. I have ha…
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Don’t you love when men get a boner and make it everyone else’s problem? We have an ex boss that confesses his love for his much younger employee in the cringiest way, a guy who wants to kick his girlfriend out of their home when she’s on her period, and a mega sketchy handyman. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. A…
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Ep 86 - Mashup - Let's Talk About It / Study Session: Abusive Relationships
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains mentions of abusive language, sexual violence, domestic violence and mentions of suicide. Listener discretion is advised. In a more serious episode, Nora and Ellen talk about Keke Palmer being publicly shamed by the father of her child, the text messages between Jonah Hill and professional surfer Sarah Brady, …
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Wendy Wason and the golden path of compassion
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hello sods I had a lovely chat with comedian and all round high achiever Wendy Wason this week. We talked about raising kids, her new fledgling film festival and the power of compassion. I absolutely love talking to Wendy, even when it's in a room that …
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Alistair Griggs & the Rains of Change
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Prepare to be troubled to your core, as longterm Stupid Hearts Club royal family member Alistair Griggs (fellow comedy writer) and I pull the milky skin back on our deeply unhealthy comedic power-struggle based relationship. Let it be known, that I some…
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Ep 85 - Anyway It's Not About the Orgy
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The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Ha…
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The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Ha…
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After kicking off this episode with some (not so) fun facts, Nora and Ellen get into some piping hot tea between coworkers, a man who seriously asked a women if she wanted to “Netflix & chill” because she sat with him at lunch, and a heartwarming story from Humans of New York. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hello persons of the Earth! It's Captain Seaside again, with another lovely slice of chat for you. Last week I spoke to multi-podcaster, editor of Podbible Magazine and sinister nightclub promoter Stu Whiffen. Stu is a top geezer that I hit it off with …
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Ep 82 - I Wish Men Would Have Less Opinions
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The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Ha…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hold tight kids, it's about to get very stupid indeed on Stupid Hearts Club as regular guest Miles Chapman and I honk our way through what felt like a pretty funny if horribly immature chat about things we find visually depressing, including crap superm…
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Hey beautiful, can we get your number? It's for business, we promise. And that business is SEXY. Nora and Ellen discuss this *actual* cop out, "slut it up jobs", and Nora's weird obsession with Buzzfeed quizzes. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surp…
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We truly wonder if men know that they need to describe themselves in dating app bios- not just to talk about why they hate women. This, a man who wants to single-handedly take down women on OnlyFans, and an attempt to reschedule a date that is met with way too much aggression. Big shocker there! The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We a…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hello sods I present to you episode 62 of Stupid Hearts Club in which fast talking comedy rascal Richard Hardisty, and myself take a swift turn from talking over each other about comedy dynamics, and suddenly find ourselves wandering quite deeply into t…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hello lovelies- Yes hot on the heels of a more serious mental health chat in episode 61, we return to the wodge of laughter and bantere that make up the carbs of the Stupid Hearts Club multi-verse. Comedian and actor Rose Johnson joins me this week for …
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This episode is pretty much a step-by-step guide on how to not attract a man. You're welcome! Nora and Ellen get into the controversy of yoga pants, how the only thing women are good for is knitting and- wait- did they just say 'ring the devil's doorbell'? The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across t…
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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart ------------------- Hey, how can a solo episode be a group hug? Press play and find out as I try and tread the line between giving vague advice without claiming to be an authority on mental health, at the same time as trying to share some empathy that you can smother on yo…
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Surprisingly Nora has a theme for this week and its ABORTIONS. Sort of. Ellen and Nora discuss the penultimate Hot Girl Schedule, a self proclaimed "servant of the Lord" who wants to ban women going to the gym all together, and a man who asks a woman on a first date for dinner, drinks, and to possibly get her pregnant. Pour yourself a stiff drink f…
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Friends- stay away from men who use the phrase 'Giga Chad' unironically, get in that spontaneous face ride if you're into it, and don't reply to that man who's requiring a signed prenup in his dating app bio. Just don't do it. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network…
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