Havana joins Minhdzuy & Omar as they hop into their next universe. The first strange thing they discover is that this universe starts their weeks not on Sundays, but on a second Monday! The universe is so dark that they realize there is no sun at all! The gang tries to start a band called Moon Chain. Minhdzuy plays the sexophone, a saxophone that w…

Havana sees Minhdzuy & Omar pop into existence and becomes best friends with them, mostly because she doesn’t have friends on this planet. She shares how she can see things by smelling since she doesn’t have eyeballs. Minhdzuy & Omar try to leave immediately, but Havana manages to get them to stay by telling them about all the very beautiful and ni…

Minhdzuy and Omar find themselves in another library, but despite its similar appearance to the other libraries, they soon discover that it’s a non-shush library on a high school campus. They start to plan their entry into the Hollywood Fringe Festival once they make it back to their universe, but soon get distracted by Regina Spektor’s cover of Wh…

We’re changing up Moon Speak once again. This time, we go monthly and discuss a smattering of Sailor Moon from back in the day as we wait for the next season of Sailor Moon Crystal to air. Sono and Ammit talk about Super Sailor Moon S: The Movie. They talk about all the things they … Continue reading Don’t Bite Into the Donut Sailor Moon, It’s Dang…

Minhdzuy and Omar wake up in another giant library, but something seems amiss. After naming all six human senses and all twenty-five human emotions, they realize that the library is almost exactly the same as the library they’d just seen. For some reason, this prompts them to criticize David Ayers’ direction in Suicide Squad, as well as Jared Leto’…

After touching the Jerry Bruckheimer wheel, Minhdzuy and Omar wake up in a giant library and discover a magical, psychic mural that responds to thoughts. Using the language of exploration, Omar and Minhdzuy ask it basic questions to help them figure out where they are, but soon realize that true adventure lies outside. Our two explorers find a perf…

Minhdzuy & Omar have been living on the Fry’s Electronics Spaceship for far too long now and come to the realization that perhaps, they are really, truly stuck on the ship. As they live their new lives on the ship, they lament the decorative Jerry Bruckheimer (Pirates of the Caribbean 3) pirate ship steering wheel that doesn’t seem to do anything o…

At long last, Chip, the Fry's Electronic's Spaceship mascot, finally speaks! And he's just the kind of wiseguy that Omar and Minhdzuy expected him to be. They discuss Burbank, California, filmmaking in Hollywood, and how Chip is able to create films right on the spot. After discussing Act 34 of Sailor Moon Crystal and watching Hotaru's transformati…

We’re changing up Moon Speak once again. This time, we go monthly and discuss a smattering of Sailor Moon from back in the day as we wait for the next season of Sailor Moon Crystal to air. After missing last month’s release, we’re picking up with Sailor Moon S: The Movie. Expect the next movie … Continue reading How Grandma Luna Got Her Groove- Sai…

We’re changing up Moon Speak once again. This time, we go monthly and discuss a smattering of Sailor Moon from back in the day as we wait for the next season of Sailor Moon Crystal to air. We’re starting off with Sailor Moon R: The Movie. |Save As… to Download|Episode length: 0:34:25 Credit Here at … Continue reading Do Your Thing Moon Mama – Sailo…

Minhdzuy and Omar are still lost in the Fry’s Electronic spaceship. They use their time pitching new TV show ideas to Chris Hardwick, fixing his poorly titled Talking Dead, and discovering that the Fry’s Electronic spaceship cheapo bins might just be spawning original ideas as they’re being said. They talk about the dark plot of the outer Sailor Se…

Minhdzuy & Omar board the Fry’s Electronics Spaceship to find that nobody is there to greet them! They’ve been Punk’d again! The two discuss the longevity of the phrase, “Punk’d,” reminiscing about the times that Beyonce and Zach Braff got Punk’d, far before they were as famous as they are now. They meet Chip, the Fry’s Electronics statue, who comm…

Minhdzuy and Omar discover that they’re still being tracked by the Best Buy ship and have to figure out a way to discard anything on the ship that may be tracked! They’re outraged by the overpriced FYE DVDs on the ship and don’t feel too bad about throwing most of the things out. Plus, they discover that they haven’t introduced a single segment on …

In this Moon Speak, Sono and Ammit discuss Act.38 which is Sailor Moon Crystal 39. This episode features a very loose conversation about the end of Sailor Moon Crystal for now and some spoilers technically for what is coming for Usagi, Chibi-Usa and the rest of the cast. |Save As… to Download|Episode length: 0:32:41 Credit … Continue reading Total …

In this Moon Speak, Sono and Ammit discuss Act.37 which is Sailor Moon Crystal 38. This episode features uncontrollable emotions, lots of tears and a brief discussion of the Sailor Moon Crystal dub. |Save As… to Download|Episode length: 1:10:21 Credit Here at the TOH Network, we like to acknowledge the people who work on all … Continue reading No G…

In this Moon Speak, Sono and Ammit discuss Act.35 and Act.36 which is Sailor Moon Crystal 36-37. These episodes features another new transformation, body horror, self sacrifice another glimpse of Sailor Saturn and a flying Tuxedo Mask! Save As… to Download |Episode length: 0:43:12 Credit Here at the TOH Network, we like to acknowledge the … Continu…

Minhdzuy and Omar find themselves aboard an abandoned carrier ship, but the security drones are still fully active! By breaking into the records room, they discover that the galaxy has been hiding a long war between electronic goods stores, F.Y.E., Circuit City and quite possibly, Best Buy. While they have not hesitated to meddle in galactic affair…

In this Moon Speak, Sono and Ammit discuss of Act.34 which is Sailor Moon Crystal 35. This episode features Kalonite’s Tau form, exploration of Rei’s sexuality and Mamoru being a boss… passively. Save As… to Download |Episode length: 0:37:07 Credit Here at the TOH Network, we like to acknowledge the people who work on all … Continue reading Down, B…

Omar and Minhdzuy continue drifting through space on their space bus, causing them to go a little bit stir crazy. Sure, they have everything they need, but they can only eat 3D pizza for so long. The space-traveling duo discusses the Flash, the new Captain America: Civil War movie, and launching the Shakespearean Cinematic Universe. Plus, they sing…

In this Moon Speak, Sono and Ammit discuss of Act.33 which is Sailor Moon Crystal 34. This episode features a new transformation, shocking revelations a few unanswered questions and a surprise attacks that leaves the guardians reeling. | Save As… to Download |Episode length: 0:32:27 Credit Here at the TOH Network, we like to acknowledge … Continue …

Minhdzuy and Omar are flying through space on their space bus with nothing to guide them any longer. As they embark on their road trip, they bring their highly useful Road TIPS. The two of them discuss physics and the nature of the universe, how their 3D printer has been providing them with most of the things they need to survive, and how they wish…

In this Moon Speak, Sono and Ammit discuss of Act.32 which is Sailor Moon Crystal 33. This episode features mad science, Hotaru’s traumatic backstory including a fiery death for her mother, loads of exposition from the Outer Guardians and a lot of Moon family love. Save As… to Download |Episode length: 0:31:54 Credit Here at … Continue reading Pull…

In this Moon Speak, Sono and Ammit discuss of Act.31 which is Sailor Moon Crystal 32. This episode features tokens of friendship, hints at possession, foreshadowing Saturn cutting into the show and Pluto’s Death Scream.By Sono and Ammit

Things take an unexpected turn as Ammit's fun excursion into why Takeuchi used the Holy Grail opens the door for Sono to talk about her love of card divination.By Sono and Ammit

On the run from the law, Minhdzuy and Omar kick off the third season of the podcast by stealing a tour bus to start their campaign to win the position of high chancellor of Uranus. But they soon discover that campaigning isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, especially when you don’t really like the planet you’re on. Is it finally time for them to leave…

Join Sono and Ammit for a discussion of young lovers, kids having kids and Takeuchi's dramatic structuring relating to SCM 30!By Sono and Ammit

This episode we discuss: stolen kisses, sexist mindsets, defective Daimon, waterfall training and name-dropping Death Busters. All this and more on Moon Speak Phase II 26 as we cover SCM Act.28 Infinity 2.By Sono and Ammit

Sono and Ammit are back to talk Mamo-Dad; sexy lady villains; choppy layouts and Atavisms as they cover SMC Act.27 Part 2By Sono and Ammit

After failing to pitch their idea to Uranus Shark Tank, Omar and Minhdzuy decide to lie low on Uranus in a local art gallery, where they meet artist, Kelsey Britt, a native Uranian who has never seen the Golden Gate Bridge. Also, the three of them discuss Act 26, the season 2 finale of Sailor Moon Crystal! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-…

Sono and Ammit are back with WEEKLY conversations about Sailor Moon Crystal season III. We talk Reversions, new animation and more on Moon Speak 24- Eternal Struggle -SMC27By Sono and Ammit

Usagi and her crew are about to get pulled into another conflict. Pluto might come back as an enemy fighting along two other Sailor Guardians and a new! Join Sono and Ammit as they discuss the Sailor Moon Crystal Season III Trialer.By Sono and Ammit

Omar and Minhdzuy make it farther into Uranus and find Urethma, a smuggler with the same voice as Mia Resella, to take them to the zoo. Plus, they talk all about Act 25 of Crystal! And there’s a heated argument about Minhdzuy and Omar’s past actions that you won’t want to miss! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more a…

Omar and Minhdzuy enter the black hole and find themselves in what appears to be the underworld! How will they escape? Maybe Act 24 of Crystal will provide some insights as to how to escape the Underworld. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

Minhdzuy and Omar have been floating in their space canoe for weeks now and they haven’t seen any stars. What could’ve happened? To pass the time, they watch act 23 of crystal. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy heysailorpodcast@gmail.com

Minhdzuy & Omar run into Saturn waterpark employee Holland Farkas. We convince her to take us to the Saturn high council to fix the ongoing problems at the waterpark. Plus, we watch and discuss Act 22 of Crystal from the monorail! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic…

Minhdzuy & Omar successfully jump back through time and into space with their new car, but they’ve got a stowaway! It’s Jonnah Llamas, a civilian from Jupiter! She graciously lets them steal her car as they hurtle towards Saturn, the water park planet. Plus, they talk about how Chibiusa kept having flashbacks during the middle of a time travel stor…

Minhdzuy & Omar discover that Jupiter’s government is withholding some very dark secrets, so they devise a plan to get off of the planet and back on track with their travels. But how will they do it? Is time travel really the only answer? Also they remember to talk about Act 20 of Crystal! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. …

Minhdzuy & Omar record another update for Earth as they continue working their new jobs at City Hall. They talk about life on Jupiter and how they’re working their way up. Plus, they discuss act 19 of crystal! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

The Sailor Moon Crystal finale AKA the one with all the feels.By Sono and Ammit

As Omar and Minhdzuy attempt to slingshot around Jupiter, the shuttle starts careening towards the planet! Plus, they talk about the one true title for the Jurassic World sequel as well as some crazy things that happened in the original Ant-Man comics! And they find some time to talk about Act 18 of Sailor Moon Crystal! See acast.com/privacy for pr…

In this Moon Speak, Sono and Ammit look at the latest Sailor Moon Crystal and its message of love conquering all, but in a much different way than in the Dark Kingdom arc. This episode we forgo our usual structure of breaking down Crystal into two linear blocks of discussion we call the Meat and … Continue reading What is Love?- Sailor Moon Crystal…

In this week’s episode of Hey Sailor, we meet Dael Kingsmill, the eternal winner of Mars American Idol from Space Australia. She takes us to downtown Mars and helps us navigate the fumes that cause memory loss on the red planet. Plus, we launch an IndieGoGo and a Kickstarter for different things. Sailor Jupiter gets kidnapped, but we almost forget …

In this Moon Speak, Sono and Ammit look at the latest Sailor Moon Crystal through the lens of an armchair psychoanalysis of a Small Lady whose life dramatically changed when her mother’s past caught up to her. To put it simply: why did Chibi-Usagi go bad? This episode we forgo our usual structure of breaking … Continue reading Complex: A Diagnosis …

This week, we land on Mars and find the rovers! As we build infrastructure on the deserted planet, we talk all about Ami, the star of Act 16, the Olympics, and the new Entourage movie! All this and more on the podcast! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

This week, Omar and Minhdzuy learn to fly the shuttle a little better as they make their way to Mars! They discuss whether or not everything is connected to Supernatural as well as some of the finer plot points of act 15! UFOs abound in this exciting episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choice…

This week, Sono and Ammit discuss the power of words and the importance of spin. If time allows, we have a bonus topic, so let’s see if we can get to it! This episode we forgo our usual structure of breaking down Crystal into two linear blocks of discussion we call the Meat and Veggies … Continue reading Legendary Silver Tongue- Sailor Moon Crystal…

This week on the podcast, Omar takes over hosting duties as Ben decides to stay on the moon and hold down the fort. On their shuttle ride back to earth, they talk about Age of Ultron and get mistreated by one of the stewardesses. Plus, they end up talking about the new season of Sailor Moon Crystal! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out inf…

This week, Sono and Ammit discuss: Why’s everything so messed up?! Where in we forgo our usual structure of breaking down Crystal into two linear blocks of discussion we call the Meat and Veggies and the Frills Forgotten Youth From what we’ve been shown in Crystal, do you see Neo-Queen Serenity and King Endymion as … Continue reading Future Imperfe…

This week, we’re joined on the moon by Sarah Carey and SURPRISE! We managed to survive our moon suicide! You’ll be able to identify exactly how long ago we recorded this based on the references we make! All this and more on Hey Sailor! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad…

This week, Sono and Ammit discuss: Sailor Moon Crystal 20 – Crystal Tokyo – King Endymion Q1- What is Black Moon’s problem with long life and relative peace? When did Wiseman get to them, before they went to Nemesis or after? Q2- Prompted by this review on io9, do you feel that Crystal is sticking … Continue reading Counter-Cultural Jerks- Sailor M…