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The Autopod Decepticast started in 2017 as a minute-by-minute breakdown of the 1986 masterpiece “The Transformers: The Movie.” They have since reviewed “GI Joe: The Movie” and are currently reviewing each episode of the original Transformers animated series. Each episode delivers deep analysis, facts, trivia, and inside information delivered in the APDC’s patented style of low-brow humor.
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I just want boring times!! Alpha Magnus: The King of Machomashups!! Beasties!!! Death in the Afternoon!! The classic absinthe drip!!! Shakey-cam!! Rhinox turned into a Predophile!! Riding the coattails of no coattails!! Wonko the Sane!! Terrorsaur... he’s a smirker!! Casual Maximal racism!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! God…
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This week we're reviewing episodes 34, 35, 36, and 37 of Beast Wars II. Episode 34 features Drill Nuts building a big 'ole cannon at Niagra Falls to fire at The Artificial Planet Nemesis. 35 involves Gaviscon getting in Lio Junior's head, and Junior doing what ever teenage boy eventually does; beats up his step dad. Finally 36 and 37 finally give u…
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Bryan’s Dough for Joe!! Kevin’s Hideaway!!! Unexpected clown! This end up!!! Women be shoppin’!! I smell candy!!! Australian swamp culture! It’s a real ho-ho, Coco!!! Choke me, anything but that!! Rust in peace! Gestro?! Breastro?! Gestron Mandella?!! Real World!!! Script Devs! Next time I will WIN!!! HISTORIC OLYMPIC TRIVIA - 10:00 SHOUT OUTS - 20…
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Gaviscon uses his latest Plot Device™ to summon the great Decepticon weapon Majin Zarak from the distant past to Planet Gaia, and it's up to Lio Convoy and the Maximals to stop it. Lio Junior is all like "no way! two can play!" and uses the same doohickey to bring in Garry Primal all the way from Planet Energon, and the hypest team up since Kane & …
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Join your guerrillas of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep11 episode, “Gorilla Warfare,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Ryan is the herpes. Leaving Las Rugrats!! Do you like payoff?! Dumb rabies!!! Fridge-talk!! Thwizz virus!! Cock rocket!!! Spikey seedling!! Scorponok is incompetent!! Optimus Primal: Murder Machine…
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Technically we skip episode 29 because it's a clipshow, but from there on we're talking about episodes 30-33 of Beast Wars II, where The Angle Slam goes evil, and the Decepticons go full Marshawn Lynch. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/pPj2dcNHTTc Show Links: h…
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Join your probe pod pals of the APDC plus special guest hater Chest Rockwell as they cover S1 Ep10 “The Probe,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Hawk tuah!!! Pot smokin’, skateboardin’ aliens!! Chest Rockwell visits!! Space quiz!!! Deviant dolphin work!!! Deprivation tanks!! LSD! Technotronic landscapes!! Temporal pr…
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The Old Maritimers decide to leave; Lio Convoy discovers that lion he banged a while ago wasn't on the pill; G2 Megatron gets all Angle Slammed up and becomes a redeco of Trypticon; Scuba's cousin is an Amazon delivery driver and brings a tank to planet Gaia. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb …
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Join your Sentinel security victims of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep9, “A Better Mousetrap,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Euthanasia coaster!!! Caleb doesn’t care about the show...Aaron doesn’t care about your life!!! Tumbler kids!! Dick Van Dyke...relevant!! F$ck you yankee blue jeans!!! Sonic emitter!!! The…
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This week we're covering the 21st, 22nd, 23rd, and 24th episodes of Beast Wars II "The Tentacular (testicular) Scuba," "Megastorm's Reckoning," "Showdown in the Sea," and "Face the Setting Sun," respectively. Highlights include Bighorn getting big-horny for Scylla (a.k.a. the "she-gremlin" from Gremlins 2), Artemis getting jealous of Scylla's affec…
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Siege is depressed and tipsy, and Kal is high on painkillers, so naturally we're both in the correct frame of mind to review episodes 17, 18, 19, and 20 of Beast Wars Second. Episode 20 is a another clipshow, so we didn't bother watching it and just gave it a pre-emptive "not enough energon" rating. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive cont…
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Join your Dough for Joe gents of the APDC as they review S1 Ep37, “Worlds Without End part 2,” of the classic 1985 animated series, G.I. Joe! Who did it first, TF or Joe?! Steam room peepshow!!! Transmuter? Could’a KILLED her!! Dreadcops! McDestro’s!!! Washington BBC! The style of Mussolini & the competence of Hitler!!! My boy Airtight! Steeler’s C…
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It's Cinco de Mayo, a fiesta, and a salsa dance all in one as we're introduced to our new buenos amigos, the Jointrons. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/P1dg0U-2nnY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud…
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Bones for Dough!! Old News by Now! Succulent Chinese Meal of Infotainment!!! Want some lemongrass?! Evicting the Keebler Elves!!! Transmuter? I just met her!! Throwing drama from the train! Entomological adventures!!! Steeler’s crazy wheel!!! IReal World! Script Deviations! Iconic Joement! ONLY ACCEPT COBRA CASH!!! OLD NEWS BY NOW - 9:10 SHOUT OUTS…
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We both dislike this show and want to get through it as quickly as possible, so we've switched to reviewing it in four episode chunks. This week we're covering Beast Wars Second episodes 9, 10, 11, and 12 "The Strongest Tag Team?," "Autorollers Roll Out!," "Danger! Scissor Boy," and "Galvatron Rampages," respectively. Episode Ratings: "Not Enough E…
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A juvenile state!!! Discount Freight & Grocery!!! Trinidad Sour!! A real stasis pod!! Rattrap...the Traitor?! Blackarachnia's shitty intro!!! 8-D chess!! Servo-circuit destabilizer!!! Voice actors! Iconic moments!! In the Real World!!! Script Deviations!! Adrenochrome!! SHOUT OUTS - 7:00 COCKTAIL - 8:00 REVIEW - 18:10 REAL WORLD - 1:08:30 SCRIPT DE…
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We're BACK after a four month hiatus to review the eighth episode of Beast Wars II, where the "Insect Robos" Scissor Boy, Drill Nuts, and Centicon do battle against Tazmania Kid, Diver McFrogman, and HEEEEEEEE-HAW himself Bighorn. Lio Convoy also delivers his usual sage wisdom about utter nothingness. Siege also talks about his Transformers purchas…
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Join your rock-itecture trio of the APDC plus special guest host Alphamagnus as they review the season one episode, “Chain of Command,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Make the Federation Great Again!!! You had me at Hulk Hogan sex tape!! An Amos to your Andy!! Precious Moments!! Alpha Magnus Returns!! TFCon LA Reca…
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We had a scheduling snafoo, so we're releasing a former Patreon-exclusive Minisode from the vault! We say "minisode," but it clocks in at over 45 minutes, and we hope you enjoy it. We return with our regularly scheduled programming on April 21st! That's right, friends and neighbors, it's the Minisode from our 2023 Holiday Spectacular! Join the boys…
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Rave to the Protoform!!! Everyman and the Dirty Old Man!! The Wu-Tang Review!!! Thanks, Cuba!!! More railroad stories!! Hallucinations are real!! Ice bridge!! Bloppity-clicks and mega-floors!!! Rattrap’s not a buffoon!!! Rhinox chain-gun!!! Primal’s floating monkey head!!! Tigatron, maximize right meow!!! In the real world!! Iconic Moment!! Script …
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You can’t kill me, I’m Beezlebob!!! Food Beast!! Quick-ass quizzes!! This is a weird world!! Do you love storms?! Chester Cheetor!! Terrorsaur teleports!! Dinobot breaks his alliance!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Frown Town, you lamers!!! SHOUT OUTS - 12:54 COCKTAIL - 14:30 ELECTRICITY QUIZ - 19:20 REVIEW - 30:15 IN THE R…
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Join your cocaine cowboys of the APDC as they review the season one episode “The Web” from the classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! A folksy good time!! Non-action is action!!! Zingers and zappers!! Prototype?! Cheetor…annoying?! Intestines gun!!! The animators are having a laugh!! There are…nine…eyes!!! Just two bears.. mauling each o…
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Join your APDC Committee on Basic Reduction of Armies recruits as we review the episode “Twenty Questions” from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Happy Super Bowl LVIII to those who celebrate! Doin’ a Joe!!! Football sports!! Booze Dixon!! That a-hole, Hector Ramirez!!! Shipwreck: Party-boy!!! Flint backed the wrong pony!! Falcon hand-pla…
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Flying flippies!!! Smart phones? Dumb phones!!! Bundaberg!!! TFCon LA is booked!!! Brass Monkey? Brass Rhino!!! Bing bang boom!!! Optimus and Dinobot face off on the bridge!!! An optimal solution!! Megatron: horny for energon!!! Rattrap: bootin’ up cold!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Delicious toes in my mouth!!! SHOUT-OUTS…
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It’s an all new era, friends! Join your APDC animals as they review the PREMIER episode “Beast Wars Part 1” of the 1996 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! That’s just Prime!!! Welcome to the 90’s!!! A journey of discovery!! Soupy Sales!! Macarena! Johnny Car-Ride!! Lightning Lanes!! Fats is back!!! Crushing it Canadian-style!!! Pred…
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We round out 2023 by providing live commentary for Transformers: Rise of the Beasts! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/bMY2XiU9K9E Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt:…
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Join your holiday ho-ho-hoes of the APDC as they review the classic Japanese animated Transformers series Victory and Zone! Plus more from Lonely Shockwave and a cameo by Alphamagnus! Victory!!! Jack Shack!!! There’s a lot going on here!? A lack of research and experience!! Zone!! So many capes!!! Tinker toy Predaking! Human heart power source!!! S…
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Join your yacking yule yokels of the APDC plus special guests Mike Seibert and Mikel Andrews of “2 Mikes 2 Furious” as they review the 1980s classic Japanese Transformers series Headmasters and Super-God Masterforce! We’re back! Lonely Shockwave VHS archives!! Snowball me!!! Merry Optmas! Shock-Mommy!!! Omni Dub step! Cassette-men Soundblaster and …
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Siege and Kal kickoff the holidays by playing a game of the 2022 Beast Wars edition of Monopoly! We're recording in the same studio for the first time in a while, so this was a particularly fun episode. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/NHG4O48NT5c Show Links: h…
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Happy Holidays! We’re on break right now but we’re releasing a Patreon Exclusive Minisode from our Ep#192! Please enjoy; we will be back with ALL NEW content on 12/17. Be there and be square! Powerless in a Cleveland storage unit!! Pop Music Hall of Fame!!! Runaway! Never Too Young to Die! If Looks Could Kill! 80s movie boobs!!! Master Sword!! Gues…
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This was a Patreon-exclusive minisode of material from our TFNation 2-parter with Mike Seibert and Alexis Taylor. There’s a lot of ancillary TFNation convention talk, toy talk, general Transformers talk, and just the five of us being awesome and hilarious. · Van Talk · UK Reporter in the Field · TFCon Discourse – What Do We Go To? · Signed Items at…
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The Decepticons pull the wool over the Insectrons, and Queer Mantis uses his AOL laptop. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/eWfU7b0dgHQ Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AE…
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Lio Convoy and Apache go tomb raiding together and discover the fabulous Queer Mantis hidden within the cavernous catacombs. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/fTvXb6VfeLU Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor …
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Join your answer crew of the APDC as they field questions from YOU, the LISTENER, in celebration of finishing the American G1 run of the 1980s classic animated series, The Transformers! Hang sesh!!! Questions?! Answers!!!! Don’t unbuckle!!! High-class bitches!! Farming in Beast Wars?! Shaka, when the walls fell!! His arms wide!!! Verbal LSD!! Piano…
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G2 Megatron digs a hole, and the newly-awakened Galvatron enters the dragon. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/GTp54uvoYBw Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AE…
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Join your heady jefe heroes of the APDC as they cover the FINALE of the US G1 series episode, “The Rebirth pt. 3” from the 1987 classic animated series The Transformers! Hide and freak!! Scorponok!! YouTube separation anxiety videos for dogs!!! Don’t do necromancy!! Bot or Not?! Galvatron: bot-supremacist!! Monzo, start with the boy!!! Sparkplug tu…
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More head!!! A fresh flock of Formers!!! It’s a Small World!!! Lost my wallet at Space Mountain!! Rich Little over here!!! Part 1 walks so part 2 can run!! D is for Disabled!! Ryan’s no Greedy Gus!! A multi-generational Cronenberg situation!!! Apple-bottom jeans!! Ancient Chicago!! Lithonians workin’ for the Hive!? In the Real World! Script Deviati…
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Tasmania Kid stumbles across a secret Decepticon base and gets captured, leaving Optimus Lion and the Maximals forced to go saved his stupid Tasmanian ass. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/ZvMspzj-OFw …
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Heads will roll!!! Mikel Andrews returns!!! Gluten free funnel cakes!!! Optimus’ mental anguish!! So many new characters!! So many bleeps on the screen!!! Are you a cobbler?! Throttle bots!! Weird wolves!!! Mechanical bullshit machines!!! Slug slingers!! Galvatron get that dang dob diddle key back!!! Nebulons!! Danger catches up to Daniel!! Death t…
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G2 Megatron and his flying orchestra attempt to hunt down Lio Convoy, resulting in Bighorn's Rockin' Rager in the Desert. Episode Rating: (low) "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/5FNJlwuH24I Show Links: https://linktr.ee…
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Join your somnambulant sandmen staff of the APDC as they cover the season 2 episode “Nightmare Assault,” from the 1986 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Joepisode continues!! What are we going to do about all these damn nightmares?! Big in Albania!! Serpentor’s eyeliner is on point!!! Interesting to no one! So many Joes!!! Elephant edibles!!!The b…
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Kal and (a very hungover) Siege review the second episode of Beast Wars Second, where Lio Convoy pretends to be a regular lion for way too long, and G2 Megatron seizes control of the bad guys after Galvatron passes out. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "Not Enough Energon" (Siege). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content eve…
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Join your patriotic pals of the APDC as they review the season 1, episode 30, “Spell of the Siren,” from the 1985 classic animated series, “G.I. Joe!” It’s a shell game!!! Dough 4 Joe! The Unknown Patron!!! Sleepwalking stories! The Washed-Up Legend!! Conch shell Caleb!! Gongs and songs!! Try harder, ChatGPT!!! This is where the criminals live!! No…
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We jump into an Autobot shuttle and fly to Japan (not really) to review the first episode of the Japanese-produced Beast Wars II (Second, not "two"): Super Lifeform Transformers, where we land on a planet filled with TOO MUCH!™ of the dreaded Angle Slam, monster truck rallies featuring BONECRUSHER, and Galvatrron & The Destrons playing their new hi…
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Siege, Kal, and returning guest host Candice sit down and chat with the voice of Optimus Primal himself, Garry Chalk. Big thanks to Garry and Candice for taking the time to do the show with us. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/GE1YhXk3eOo Show Links: https://li…
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Join your completeist comrades of the APDC as they review the FINAL episode in season 3, “The Return of Optimus Prime pt. 2” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Christmas is cancelled!!! Harry Potter Puppet Pals!! Sheep!! Avoiding STD jokes!! Bing Bang Boom you’re alive, Prime!!! Double-crimes!! Horny wolf rapper guy!!! Batman-…
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Join your resurrected roundtable rascals of the APDC plus special guest James W. as they review the season 3 episode “The Return of Optimus Prime pt. 1” from the 1987 classic animated series, The Transformers! Thief of Groove James Walnuts!! Quizerection! Tweet, you’re a dork!!! Mark and Gregory – Robot Racists!!! The bath salts of spores! Adult Ba…
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Celebrating TOO MUCH ENERGON!'s third birthday, we give a recap and review of the 2023 film Transformers: Rise of the Beasts. Full spoilers ahead! Movie Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/puuwmUdyPms Show Links: https://li…
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