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1412 Wrestling is an off-the-wall, action-packed, and surreal professional wrestling show that blends elements of fantasy, comedy, and nostalgia. Set in an arena decked out with 90s-themed decorations, VHS tapes, and vintage CRT televisions playing old commercials, the show features an eclectic roster of characters from various pop culture realms. These include fictional heroes and villains, real-life personalities, and even bizarre entities like the Sentient Dumpster and Magikarp. The match ...
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We Hate Movies

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Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.
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“I’m scanning pornography into the computer to make a lady!” - Eric as George W. Bush On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the 1985 John Hughes-directed, sci-fi sex comedy, Weird Science! How strange is it that back in the day, these creep-tacular incels were just considered harmless, lovable nerds? Why would they cut out all the solid Bride o…
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On this special edition of On-Screen Live, Andrew and Chris are back stateside to wrap up their journey through the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival. Some films our intrepid, moviegoing buds review in this episode are Mike Flanagan's The Life of Chuck, Gia Coppola's The Last Showgirl, Ron Howard's Eden, Marielle Heller's Nightbitch, Dea Kul…
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On this special edition of On-Screen Live, we were live (thanks to the spotty hotel wi-fi holding out) from the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival! In this episode, Andrew and Chris reviewed films they caught during our first two days at the fest, including David Cronenberg's The Shrouds, Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Cloud, Joshua Oppenheimer's The End…
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“How do you not kill the daddy?” - Eric, on previous iterations of the script On the season 15 premiere of We Hate Movies, last season’s VHS Trailer Game Champion, Chris Cabin, selects Twister as the redux title to kick things off! How entertaining is Phoffman in this one? Was the dad at the beginning of this movie able to surf that cellar door for…
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“He’s a gooner!” - Eric, on this version of The Riddler On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a real excellent-ass comic book adventure, The Batman! Yes, it’s a long one, but what would we cut here? How incredible is Michael Giacchino’s score? How magnificently do David Fincher vibes pair with Gotham City? Is this the best on-s…
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Originally released on Patreon, December 7, 2018 “To me, the idea of Brian De Palma watching Star Wars is like Abraham Lincoln reading Watchmen.” - Steve On this We ❤️ Movies episode, the gang is chatting effusively about the beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this epis…
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Originally released on Patreon: May 19, 2022 It's our monthly flashback to sunny 1990s L.A.! First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the totally outrageous episode, "U4EA"! Originally airing back on November 14, 1991, this episode has the gang going to an underground club where David gets wasted, Dylan and Brenda dodge tweakers, and Emily Valentine …
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In this week's episode of 1412 Wrestling, chaos reigns supreme as Majin Buu defends his 1412 Championship in a brutal triple threat main event against Scott Steiner and Nuclear Spawn. The night kicks off with a high-energy performance from Paula Abdul, setting the stage for a series of wild and unpredictable matches, including a Bar Room Brawl at C…
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Originally Released on Patreon: April 22, 2021 "I found this to be the most uncomfortable hour-and-a-half I've had watching a movie in a really long time." - Andrew On the inaugural edition of Once In A Lifetime, the gang is chatting about the bonkers 2015 film that shockingly launched a whole twisted franchise, Stalked by My Doctor! Why do they ha…
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In the highly anticipated 40th episode of 1412 Wrestling, the action is more intense and unpredictable than ever. The night kicks off with a jaw-dropping performance by 50 Cent, setting the stage for a lineup of explosive matches and unexpected confrontations. Majin Buu defends his 1412 Championship against Stone Cold Steve Austin in a main event t…
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Originally Dropped on Patreon 10.9.21 On this month's Spooktacular edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the kind-of twisted and legit weird Doug Halloween episode, "Doug's Halloween Adventure." Originally airing back on 10/31/93, this episode has Doug being a total coward over going to an amusement park haunted house attracti…
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“It’s a real smorgasbord of vampires...” - Andrew Recorded Live at Cap City Comedy in Austin, TX 5.15.24 On this week’s Summer Break episode, we were in Austin, Texas chatting about one of our all-time faves of the 1990s, From the Dusk Till Dawn! Did QT write this movie just so he could suck on Salma Hayek’s feet? How fantastic is Michael Parks at …
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Get ready for an action-packed night at the 1412 Wrestling Arena as Episode 39 kicks off with a high-energy live performance from Aerosmith, setting the stage for an unforgettable evening. The night promises intense matchups, including Elmer Fudd declaring it’s “Hedgehog Season” as he takes on Sonic the Hedgehog, and a heated rivalry match between …
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Originally released on Patreon, August 18, 2023 On this month's very special edition of our Star Trek re-cap show, The Nexus, the gang is talking about TNG's "The Best of Both Worlds!" The first part aired June 16, 1990 as the finale of the third season, and the season four premiere, part two, aired September 22, 1990. This is of course the fabulou…
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Originally released on Patreon: June 14, 2018 “It’s bigger and it’s stupider!” - Steve on this vs. Jurassic Park On this WHM Prime episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month*: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his corpse mummified under flash-baked dino poo? Did Claire and Owe…
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Recorded at the Coruscant PAC, Imperial City, Coruscant 2.16.23 It's another entry in our beloved Star Wars sideshow, The Gleep Glossary! This month, we're chatting about one of the galaxy's biggest losers, Count Dooku! How boring of a lightsaber instructor was Dooku? Why would the Jedi keep monuments to Sith separatists, like Dooku, in their Hall …
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“Cue the Bloodhound Gang!” - Chris, on this film’s soundtrack Recorded Live at City Winery in Atlanta, GA 4.25.24 For the first summer break episode of 2024, the guys were in Atlanta talking about the Gerard Butler video game action adventure, Gamer! Why couldn’t they edit these action scenes a little more clearly so you can follow this stuff? How …
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“He’s magnificent in this movie…” - Andrew on Brandon Lee On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re finally chatting about the absolutely fantastic comic book adaptation, The Crow! Despite being a little bit of a bittersweet re-watch, this movie still absolutely rocks, including, of course, Brandon Lee’s amazing performance as Eric Draven! But a few ques…
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On the summer finale of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing what could very well be the highest-grossing film of 2024, Deadpool & Wolverine! We're also going over the weekend box office, reacting to the trailer for DC's new Creature Commandos cartoon, recommending a couple of 4K disc releases on Home Media Mania & more! On-Screen Live airs Mondays at 1…
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1412 Wrestling Episode 38 - Mayhem at Englishtown Flea Market This week, 1412 Wrestling brings the chaos to the Englishtown Flea Market for an unforgettable night of action-packed matches and dramatic confrontations. The evening kicks off with a truly outrageous performance by Jem & The Holograms, setting the tone for a night of high-octane enterta…
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“How do you not kill the guy on the toilet?” - Eric On the season 14 finale of We Hate Movies, the gang welcomes actor/comedian/podcaster/author/movie-lover and all-around good guy, Paul Scheer to the show to chat about the sleepy, yet kinda crazy monster movie, Arachnophobia! Why isn’t this movie just about John Goodman’s exterminator character? W…
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Preview of 1412 Wrestling Episode 37: Mayhem at Nickelodeon Studios Prepare for a night of electrifying action and unexpected twists as 1412 Wrestling invades Nickelodeon Studios for an unforgettable event! Episode 37, "Mayhem at Nickelodeon Studios," promises to deliver high-octane matches and jaw-dropping moments that will leave fans on the edge …
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**1412 Wrestling Episode 36 Preview: Blockbuster Brawl** Get ready for an unforgettable night of high-octane action and wild entertainment as 1412 Wrestling transforms a vintage Blockbuster Video store into the ultimate wrestling arena! In this special episode, the 1412 Champion Majin Buu faces off against the electrifying Electabuzz in a title mat…
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**1412 Wrestling Episode 35: The Ultimate Rooftop Rumble** Get ready for an action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling as 300 competitors battle it out in the most epic Rooftop Rumble yet! With the ring set up on the roof of the Quick Stop convenience store, this match promises chaos, surprises, and jaw-dropping moments as each entrant fights for a sh…
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1412 Wrestling Bonus Episode: The Rescue of Cliff O'Malley In a thrilling bonus episode of 1412 Wrestling, the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade embarks on a daring mission to rescue their comrade, Cliff O'Malley. Facing treacherous cliffs, eerie caves, and formidable foes, the team must use all their skills and wits to succeed. Will Bars and his team overco…
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“They always have to act like they’ve been through a civil rights march for nudity” - Chris on creepy movie guys On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Comic Book Town as we welcome back our good bud, New York Times columnist, Jamelle Bouie to chat about a real landmark motion picture, 2000’s X-Men! How fantastic is it …
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On this week's On-Screen Live, we'll be giving our first reaction to the new trailer for Captain America: Brave New World, going over the weekend box office, reviewing a bunch of summer (so far) titles we've been checking out over the past few weeks, including Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1, Longlegs, MaXXXine, and Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F.…
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“This is the goopiest movie of all time!” - Steve On this episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to space as we chat about the better-than-Andrew-remembered sci-fi sequel, Alien: Resurrection! How fantastic is Sigourney in this one? Shouldn’t Brad Dourif’s evil scientist have tried to train just one Xenomorph at a time instead of a Bake…
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For this summer time Mail Bag, we're reading wild letters from listeners— including ones about a crazy dad following Dan Aykroyd into a casino bathroom, a teenager getting to hang out with Danny Trejo for an entire day, a movie theater parking lot brawl after a Beavis and Butt-Head Do America screening, a guy who helped someone get laid with a scre…
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### 1412 Wrestling Episode 34: Apocalypse on the Roof Get ready for another action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling as we take the chaos to new heights! This week’s episode promises unexpected alliances, shocking betrayals, and brutal showdowns on the roof of the Quick Stop convenience store. **Featured Matches:** - **Bars vs. The Inventor of Boile…
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“I feel bad for these Minions, man, they’re forced to help out with all these party shenanigans” - Andrew On this week’s episode, the guys welcome back dear buds, Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert (Talking Simpsons) to join the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza and chat about the dreadful animated sequel, Despicable Me 2! Does Pixar have a suit over the des…
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**Preview for 1412 Wrestling Episode 33: Quick Stop Carnage** This week on 1412 Wrestling, chaos unfolds at the iconic Quick Stop convenience store! Prepare for an action-packed night with intense matches and unexpected twists that will leave you on the edge of your seat. - **Divas Championship Match:** Can Katharine Isabelle retain her title again…
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1412 Wrestling Episode 32: K-Mart Chaos This week on 1412 Wrestling, the chaos takes over a retro K-Mart store, promising a night filled with unexpected twists and intense action. The episode is headlined by a must-see World Championship match between the undefeated champion Mike Tyson and the unpredictable Majin Buu. Can Tyson retain his title aga…
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Get ready for another chaotic night in the world of 1412 Wrestling! In Episode 31, championship titles are on the line and rivalries are set to explode. - Can Elvira defeat Dolly Parton to earn a shot at the Divas Championship next week? - What will happen when Joey Tribbiani faces off against Bars with their respective stables, the TMNT and the An…
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“Get your boners ready!” - Steve, on Xavier and Wolverine looking like their cartoon counterparts in recent MCU films On this month’s patrons-only We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a truly fantastic comic book motion picture, James Mangold’s Logan! Could Marvel go back to the comic book panel flip intro instead of using images from their f…
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In this electrifying episode of 1412 Wrestling, the entire roster descends into the depths of hell for the Golf Cart Open Challenge Battle Royal. With the eerie landscape of a fiery underworld setting the stage, tensions run high as competitors face off amidst bubbling lava pools and flickering flames. The unpredictable chaos of this unique environ…
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Get ready for an unforgettable night as 1412 Wrestling takes you to the beautiful fields of Japan for Episode 29! The show opens with a thrilling Competitive Eating Championship Hot Wing Contest featuring John 4:20, Joey Tribbiani, Norm Peterson, and more. Who will devour the most wings and claim the title? Witness the chaos as Harry and Marv confr…
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“Asshole is the right word…” - Steve, on Paul Blart’s attitude toward hotel staff On this week’s SBE episode, we welcome back our good friend, Ben Worcester of Hooked on TJ Hooker to chat about the absolutely abysmal comedy sequel, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2! Why did they insist on making this guy so cripplingly pathetic? Why can’t we do better by Neal…
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**1412 Wrestling Episode 28: Abandoned Insane Asylum Match** Brace yourselves for the most intense and dangerous match in 1412 Wrestling history! Episode 28 features a thrilling Abandoned Insane Asylum Match for the Stable Championship, with ten combatants from each team battling it out in a setting straight out of a horror movie. **Teams:** - **Th…
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Preview for 1412 Wrestling Episode 27: The Floral Frenzy Prepare for an unforgettable night as 1412 Wrestling brings you "The Floral Frenzy," set in a breathtaking field of flowers in Japan! Lady Gaga has cast a spell to bring everyone back from last week's explosive chaos and transported the entire roster, fans, and ring to this picturesque locati…
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On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the wild-ass HBO doc, Ren Faire, taking a look at the new trailer for A24's Brandy-starring horror flick, The Front Room, going over the weekend box office, reviewing a Chris Pine Secret Movie™️, and more! Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talki…
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### 1412 Wrestling Episode 26: Melmac Mayhem - Spoiler-Free Preview Get ready for another wild and unpredictable night of 1412 Wrestling as we journey to the alien world of Melmac! - Will Bars be able to overcome the bizarre stipulation in his match against Mike Tyson for the 1412 Championship, or will Ariana Grande's spell seal his fate? - Can Dua…
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“You don’t need to ask for directions anymore, you’re no longer a fish out of water!” - Andrew on Axel’s third time in Los Angeles On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza tackles an action comedy sequel that didn’t need to exist at all, and no one wanted to make in the first place, Beverly Hills Cop III! What in the hell tone we…
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In the highly anticipated Episode 25 of 1412 Wrestling, chaos reigns supreme as every championship is on the line in a night of epic battles and unexpected twists. The Golf Cart stable, fresh off their victory, faces new challenges as the Anti Boiled Egg Brigade seeks revenge. Alf, still holding the ancient relic, hints at its potential power. Can …
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### Preview for 1412 Wrestling Episode 24: Gauntlet for the Ancient Relic Get ready for an action-packed episode of 1412 Wrestling as we bring you the most chaotic and thrilling match of the year: the 25-entrant Gauntlet for the Ancient Relic! This ancient artifact, rumored to grant wishes, is up for grabs in a no disqualification, no holds barred …
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In the highly anticipated Episode 23 of 1412 Wrestling, chaos and excitement reach new heights. The Golf Cart stable, led by Gary Busey, makes a triumphant return from their harrowing battle in hell, ready to dominate the ring. Psycrow faces a fierce challenger as he defends the Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship. 1412 Management struggles with …
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Get ready for another wild ride with 1412 Wrestling! Episode 22 promises to be packed with action, drama, and unexpected twists. Here’s a sneak peek at some of the thrilling matches and burning questions that will be answered: **Featured Matches:** 1. **Divas Championship Match** - **Lady Gaga (c) vs. Lola Bunny** - Can Lola Bunny overcome Lady Gag…
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On this week's On-Screen Live, we're giving our initial reaction to the first few eps of this wild-ass new season of THE BOYS, poring over the weekend box office to see just how much INSIDE OUT 2 actually raked in, reviewing the Criterion Collection 4K release of FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, and more! Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summ…
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“Bruce Greenwood, who’s surprisingly not crooked in this movie? That blew my hair back!” - Steve On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls into Will Smith City with a conversation all about the absolutely dreadful I, Robot! And to help dive into this dull-ass flick, the gang welcomes back to the show, friend and film critic,…
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In Episode 21 of 1412 Wrestling, get ready for an action-packed night filled with unexpected twists and thrilling matches. The arena is set for chaos as Joey Tribbiani defends his Competitive Eating Championship against fierce competitors. Will he retain his title, or will LA Beast or the moose dethrone him? Bars faces off against Jeff Jarrett in a…
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